【yangfeiyuyiqu《zhiyaopingfan》，changchudicengxinsuanbeiku！】
【共情！】
【yangfeiyudaodijinglileshenme？】
【杨飞宇生图！】
zaiyangfeiyuchanggedetongshi，weiboderesoucitiaozaidufashenglebianhua，danwuyiliwaide，doushiyutayouguan。
cishiyangfeiyudeweiborenshuzhengzairouyankejiandezengzhang。
congzhiqianxitongtishidetupo800wan，rujinfensishuliangyijingzhangdaole960wan，julixitongrenwumubiaohaichabudao40wan！
erjuliyuxitongsannianzhiyuehaishengxiawushiduogexiaoshi。
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dangjiyoukaikouwendao：“feiyugege，nizhiqianshuonijialirenbutongyinijinruyulequan，neitamenyouweishenmerangnilaicanjiabisaileni？”
suizheyishou《zhiyaopingfan》，yangfeiyuchenggongrangzijizaizhongrenxinzhongliuxialeyigebucuodechuyinxiang，bingqieyeshizhujianlitileqilai。
bijingsuizheshenshidejielu，renmenyeshigenglejieletayidian。
xianzaiyoudaole**debaguahuanjie，cishizhibojianyuanbenbaozhangdao1yiduoderedu，jingzhijiebiaoshengdaole2yi！
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guanzhongmengengjiazhidaoguanyuyangfeiyushiqing。
bijingyanqianzheiweikeshiwanyifuhaozhizi，pingrikeshibuduojiandecunzai。
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fanzhengzhendaoleneiyitian，tadesannianzhiyueyijingwanchengle。
jialirenyeguanbuletale。
yangfeiyurushishuodao：“wonenglaicansai，buguoshizuizhonghejialirenxuanzeletuoxiebale。”
“xiangwozheizhongduiqiansihaobuganxingquderen，zhixiangyongzijidenulizaiyulequandapinchushuyuzijideyifanshiyeeryi。”
“zheijuhuahaoxiangzainalitingdaoguo...”
“bushigemen，shenmejiujiaoduiqianbuganxingqua？youzheimefanersaiderenme！”
“niyaobutingtingnizaishuoxieshenmea！”
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youqishicikeyangmidelianshang，biaoshishishifenjingcai。
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buguoxiangbiyuyangmi，dilirebadedayanjinglishanshuozhexiaoxingxingwendao：“neifeiyugege，nizailijiachuzouyihou，zheiliangniandeshenghuohaishiyingme？”
mianjuxiadeyangfeiyuxiaodao：“wozailijiachuzoudeneiyike，jiuzuohaoleguokurizidezhunbei。”
“yinweijialirentingdiaolewodeyinxingka，suoyiwozhinengkaidagshangxiaban，woyouyaoshang，danhaishiqiangxingtinglexialai。”
“jiulianwoxianzaizhudegongyu，caiyouyibaipingzuoyoueryi。”
“wojuedewoxianzaideshenghuozhendehenjiejian。”
三位星推官：？？？
观众：？？？
yishijian，benjiuyijingzhakaiguodeguanzhongmendunshiyoudianbengbuzhule。
“wocao，gemennishenmeyisia？woganjuenizaineihanwoshigeqiongbia！”
“shenmeshihoudagchengweijiejiandebiaoqianle？”
“woruguojidemeicuo，modoushizhongxindeyitaoyibaipinggongyu，zenmedoudeyiqianwandadiba？”
“guigui，wojianguozhuangbide，dancongmeijianguozhuangdezheimeqingxintuosude！”
“made！zheijiushiyouqianrenjiahaizideshenghuome？haihenshiyouyidianjiandana！”
suizhedanmuzaidulunxian，caishenyedekatongxiaoliwuzaiyicifengkuangdeshualeqilai，zheigeshihou，doudongappdehoutai，zaidumianlinbengkuidejumian。
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zheiduitamenlaishuojianzhijiushiyizhongcuican！
shuohaodebayinxingkadoudongjieleni？
zenmejiunengyicixingmaixiayiqianduowandegongyuni？
这是人说话的么！
【叮！】
【gongxisuzhuweibofensirenshutupo1qianwan！】
【shengwangzhitupo800wan！】
【shenglijiuzaiyanqian，qingsuzhuzaijiezaili！】
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xianzaicaiguolebangexiaoshibudao，fensirenshujiuzhijiebiaoshengdaole1qianwan！
zheishiyizhongshenmeyangdegainian？
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erjiuzaizheishi，weiboshangyiweimingxingdeyanlun，chedidianranlezheigekansiputongquechongchizhe**deyewan。
【huazhongquchong，zhenshidianwuyinlezheimenyishu！】
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ersuizhezheigeresoutiaodereduyuelaiyuegao。
《yinleshengdian》dezhibojianli，dunshishuaqileyizhen“huazhongquchong”derediandanmu。
zheishi，yiweigongzuorenyuanqiaowushengxidelaidaoleyangmideshenhou，“laoban，weiboshangzhangdadamoheiyangfeiyu，xianzaiyijingdengshangresoule！”
“什么？”
yangmiyizheng，zhangdadabushizijide“haoguimi”me？
weishenmehuizaizheigeshihoubeiciziji？
shashi，yigubuhaodeyugandunshiyongshangleyangmixintou！