diyizhanglaopobachuliandaihuilejia
laopojiangchulianlinghuilejia,binggaosuwo,taheneigenanrenxianzaizhishiputongpengyou,nimenshuowogaixiangxinma?
——
wolaopojiaoanxiaoqing,shigenwocongxiaoyiqizhangdadeqingmeizhuma,wolaozaojiuxihuanta,ketaxihuanderenshilinhao。
neihuiwobugangentabiaobai,zhishixianggemenyiyanggentachuzhe。
zhidaotagenlinhaofenshou,wopeitazouchuleshiliandedigu,tacaikandaolewodezhenxin,genwotanlebannian,womenjiujielehun。
jiehunshi,woliangguodehaitingtianmi,tayexinshidandandigenwoshuoguo,tahuiyongyuanwangjilinhao,buhuizaijianlinhao。
neishihouwoxinligenchilemiyiyangtian,juedetashizhenxinxihuanwode。
keweishenmetaxianzaiyougenneigenanrenlouloubaobao,shenzhihaishizaiwomendexinjiali。
jiuzaiwozhanzaimenkouyinyudihusiluanxiangshi,wolaopoyingshanglai,yuqidaizhezebeidiwen:“zenmehuilaidezheimewan?”
womeiyouhuidatadehua,zhishizhizhelinhao:“taweishenmehuizaizhei?”
wolaopokeleyisheng,dao:“niyebiewuhui,wohetaxianzaizhishiputongpengyou,tachuledianshi,dezaiwomenzheizhujitian,nimeiyijianba?”
“nishuoni?”woshengqididao,“womenxianzaishifuqi,nibujingguowotongyijiujiangnidechuliannanyoudaihuijialilaizhu,nikaolvwodeganshoumei?nibawodangshenmele?”
“shenmea,doushuole,wohetaxianzaizhishiputongpengyou,meiyoubiede。”wolaopoyeshengqile,chongwohou。
linhaolianmangguolai,yiliankuijiudidao:“nimenbuyaoyinweiwochaojiale,shiwobudui,wobugailai,wozheijiuzou!”
wolaopoquelianmanglazhuta:“nibieguanta,tajiushigeshenjingbing,nianxinzaizheizhuxialaijiuxing。”
“anxiaoqing!”woqifengle,hongzheyanjingchongtawen,“nizhendeyaorangtaliuxia?liuzaiwomendexinjiali?”
wolaopozhenzhenyoucididao:“tazhishizanzhujitianeryi,ninengbunengshaoweilijieyixia,buyaozheimewuliqunaohaobuhao?”
“wowuliqunao?”woqideniejinshencedeshou,xiangdaren。
wolaopolianmangdangzailinhaoshenqian。
kantaxianghushenmeyiyangdihuzhelinhao,womodixiaole:“xing,anxiaoqing,nijiuconglaidoumeiyouaiguowo。”
shuowan,woqichongchongdiwangfangjianzou,wolaopolianmanglaizhuaiwo。
tayixiazizhuaidaolewodeshangkoushang,wotengdesilekouqi。
tazhengleyixia,luqiwodexiuzi,kanjianwobaozhadeshangkou,talenglengdiwen:“nizenmeshoushangle?”
wochixiaoleyisheng:“wochuchehuole,chadiansile,kenizaihuma?”
shuowanwoshuaikaitadeshou,zoujinfangjian,pengdiyishengshuaishanglemen。
menwaichuanlailinhaomanshiqianyideshengyin:“duibuqiaxiaoqing,douguaiwo!”
“buguaini,shitazijixiaoxinyan,wuliqunao。”
wokaozaimenbanshangqixiaole,xiaozhexiaozhe,woyoukule。
woxihuanwolaopoxihuandeyaoming,congnianshaoshijiuxihuanle。
neishihouwo**tiandegenshenmeyiyang,ketayanlijiuzhiyoulinhao。
haoburongyitagenlinhaobaile,woyoujihuile,ruyuanyichangdiquleta。
keweishenmetadexinlihaishizhiyoulinhao,zhiyaolinhaoyichuxian,tajiukanbudaowodecunzai。
wanshangwonanguodexinyichouyichouditeng,zenmeyeshuibuzhe。
wolaopohuranjinlaile,takenengyeyishidaozijigangcaiyoudianguofen,yushibaozhewo,youxietaohaodiqinwo。
qishiwozheigerenhenhaohong,tazheimeyizhudongdigenwoqinre,wodexinjiuruanlexialai,xinlideqiyexieleyiban。
wofanshenyazhuta,chexiataguyihuanshangdexinggandiaodai,waimianturanchuanlaiyizhendongxishuaidaodeshengyin。
我老婆猛地推开我。
gaozhangdereqingshunjianbeijiaomie。
wodengzhejimangchuanyifudeta,qidenuhou:“anxiaoqing,niyoubinga,zheigeshihoutuikaiwo。”
“kendingshilinhaotashuaidaole,wodequkankanta。”
yitingzheihua,wogengshiqidehuomaosanzhang:“tashigexiaohaizima?tashuaidaolehaiyaoniqukan?”
“yangfan,ninengbunengbiezheiyang,tashengbingle,tahenxuruo,xuyaorenzhaogu。”
woqixiaole:“shengbingle?shiyaosilema?”
“yangfan!”wolaopoyinliangshunjianbagaole,chongwochidao,“nizenmezheimeedu?haodaiwomenyiqianyedourenshi,nizenmekeyizhoutasi?wozhenmeixiangdao,nidexinyanjingranzheiyangxiao!”
“wolaopodouyaogentajiuqingfuranle,niyaowozenmedadu?”
“wodoushuole,womenzhishiputongpengyou,nibuyaozheiyangyishenyiguihaoma?”wolaoposhuowanjiuyaojicongcongdichuqu。
woyibazhuaizhuta:“buxuqu!”
wolaopoquehenqiangyingdibokaiwodeshou,dao:“tashengbingle,nvpengyouyebuyaotale,taxianzaihenkelian,taxuyaowo。”
“taxuyaoni?neiwoni?”
“nizenmenenggentabi?bu,wodeyisishi,takelian,niyoubukelian。”
说完她就往外走。
worenwukerendichongtahou:“nijinwanyaoshigantachuzheigefangjianbanbu,yihoudoubiejinlaile!”
我老婆顿了一下。
woxinzhongdunshishanguoyimojidong,tahaishizaihuwode,duima?
kewolaopoxiayijuhuashunjianjiangwodarugudi。
“nizhenshibukeliyu!”
tashuowan,meiyousihaoyouyudichuqule。
wodaidaidikanzheguanshangdefangmen,shashadixiao,yanleiqueyoubuzhengqidiluolexialai。
linhaorouruoyoubaoqiandeshengyinpiaojinlai:“duibuqixiaoqing,wojiuzhishixiangchulaidaogeshuihe,woyemeixiangdaowohuishuaidao,wobushiguyiyaodaraonimende,duibuqi,reyangfanshengqile。”
“bieguanta,tajiushiyishenjingbing,xinyanxiaodeyaoming。”
“nihaishikuaiquhonghongtaba,wanyitazhenshengqile,yaogennilihunzenmeban?”
“ha,zenmekeneng?tazhiqiandoushizenmefeijinxinsi**de,niyoubushibuzhidao,biekantaxianzaifazheimedadehuo,woganshuo,mingtiantianyiliangtajiuhaole,youpidianpidiandilaihongwole。”
tingzhewolaopodehua,woyoukuyouxiao,xinzhongmanshizichao。
tashuodemeicuo,wojiushizheimemeiyouguqi。
meicichaojia,buguansheiduisheicuo,budaobantian,wodouhuirenbuzhuquhongta。
woyebuxiangzheimebeiwei,keshiwomeibanfa,wojiushiaicanleta。
一晚上我都没睡着。
zaoshangwoshoushihaoqingxu,zhunbeiquzhaowolaopohaohaotantan,gentafugeruan,bijingwoyebuxianggentanaodezheiyangbuyukuai。
kewogangcongfangjianchulai,jiukanjiantahelinhaotongshicongmenbiandekefangzouchulai。