第四章 碰瓷儿

yizhenjianruidechacheshengzaikongqizhonghenhendi**zhezhouweirendeermo。

youyusuduhenkuai,chachehenji,jingranzaidaolushangliuxialeshijimizhangdeluntaicheyin

xiamonaodaigandaoyouxiekongbai,sisidecaizhuchache,jinghunweiding~

cishixiamoshengyinzhandou,zheikeshidiyijingliguozheizhongshiqing~hedexiaoliancangbai

“nuannuan,nuannuan,wo~meizhuangdaorenba~”

tingdaoneiyourujiangyingdeshengyin,

nuannuanshenshenxileyikouqi,lianshangshenqingdanding,suirannianjiyaoxiao,danshidanziyaobixiamodabushao,shenzhexiaonaodai,chaozheqianfangkanlekan。

“he~haihaohaihao,xingkuibushiwokaideche,zhenshihesiren~”

咣当~

tingdaonuannuanzheimeshuo,xiamochadianyitouzhuangzaifangxiangpanshang,haiyoumeiyoutianlile,zhenshidananlintougezifei,yidianbujiangyiqi。

“xiamojiejie,nikaideneimekuai,zhuangshangqukendingshixiecailea,yaobuzanmenganjinpaoba?”nuannuancishikanzheyuelaiyueduoderenchaozheiliweiguanguolai,jianyidao。

“paogemaoa,zhaoshitaoyishibushitaiweisuole,haodaiwoyeshididouxinshidaihaoqingnian,zhaoshitaoyizheizhongquedeshier**buchulai,neidoushi**gande~”xiamoduiyunuannuantichudejianyifanlefanbaiyan。

xiamorujinetoushangchuxianleximidehanzhu,suiranpingjiezijifuqindeshili,zhuangsiyigeren,daoshinenggoubaiping,danshizijiheneixiewankuzidihaishibuyiyang,bijingduiyuzijideguoshi,haishixincunkuijiu,xinzhongfeichanghouhui

zijikaishijiuhaohaodekaichedele,henuannuanxianaoshenmejing,buguoxianzaishuoshenmeyewanle,

“heng,yirenzuoshiyirendang,bendaxiaojiehaodaiyeshiyuzhouwudiqingchunmeishaonv,zheidianfenglangwohainengpalea”

yushixiamoyiyaoya,dakailechemenxialeche。

“aiaiai,xiamojiejieniganmaqu~”nuannuankandaoxiamoxialeche,yushijimangyegenzhezoulechulai。

xiamoxialeche,liangzhidayanjingdengzheqianfangbuyuanchuyigenanzi,rujinpazailedishangyidongbudong,dunshixinliyizhenbingliang。

“huailehuaile,zheicizhendechurenmingle~zenmeban,zenmeban~”

xiamocishixiaoxinyiyidekaojinpazaidishangdenanzi,meichaoqianzouyibu,xiamodexinjiuganjuezhandouyixia。

“weiweiwei,nimeishierba?”

danshiqianfangderenyijiumeiyourenhedehuiyingdepazaidishang,nuannuancishiyezouleguolai,kandaoyanqiandejingxiang

zhouweiderenkandaozheifuchangjing,yeshihaoqidejujileguolai,kanzhefashengdeyiqie~

“xiamojiejie,womenhaishibatafuqilaiba,kankandaodiyoumeiyoushi~”nuannuanyeshizouleguolai,jianyidao。

tingdaonuannuanzheimeshuo,xiamojuedeyetingzailide,yushijimangzouleguoqu,danshibuzhidaoshizaohuanongren,haishishuoduiyoutaikeng,jiuzaixiamokuaiyaogandaodeshihou,nuannuandegenzaihoumianyibuxiaoxincaidaolezijidexiedai。

zijiyigeliangqiang,xiadianshuaidaozaidishang,danshizheibingbushizhongdian,zhongdianshizijiyijiaotizaileduifangdenaodaishang

“a,sinuannuan,nigaoshenmefeiji?zheirenbenlaijiuyanyanyixile,beitishangzheiyijiaokendingxiecailea~”

xiamosuiranwenzhuleshenxing,danshihaishibanguizaidishang,neixigaishangdailaidetengtonggenbenlaibujiguji,duizhenuannuandahou

额~

nuannuankandaozheiyimu,yizhenwuyu,lengzaiyuandi,zijiyeshihaoxinxiangyaobangzhuxiamoyixia,keshimeiyouxiangdaozijiyuebangyuemang。

“aiyou,aiyou,zhuangsiwole~”jiuzaizheigeshihouyisheng**xiangleqilai。

luzeyucishikesouleliangsheng,wuzhenaodai,huanleyigezishitangzailedishang。

“made,douguaizijimangzhekanmeinvle,chengshiguorantaiweixianle,yihouxinshangmeinvyinggaizhaogeanquandedifangcaishi”

luzeyuyaohuangleyixianaodai,qingxingleyixia,zhengkaiyanyihou,kandaoyigechuanzhebaisexiuxianyundongzhuangdenver,cishiwanzheyao,guanqiedekanzheziji。

“wa,haoqingchundenvhaier,”luzeyukandaoxiamodediyiyan,dunshixinlixinhuanufang,piaoliangzheiyifangmianjiubuyongshuole,yishunjian,luzeyuganjuezheigenvhaierjiuxiangshixiaguominguinvguantongtongyiyang,buguoxiamoyaobiguantongtonggengshengyidiandejiushi,tayidianzhuangrongdoumeiyou,wanquanshichuntianrande。

“weiweiwei,dashu,dashu,nimeishiba”xiamokandaoluzeyucishimuguangdaizhi,benlaisongleyikouqidexinyoutidaolesangziyan。

“zheirenmuguanghuansan,gendiulehunyiyang,buhuishizhuangshaleba!”

danshixiamoyaoshizhidaoluzeyucishixinlinanrenneixiexiaojiujiu,gujizhijiekaichejiangluzeyuzhuangdaodaxiyangqu。

“keke,neigeshenme,wo~aiya!zhuangsiwole!haotenghaoteng”benlailuzeyuxiangyaoshuomeishierde,danshikandaonvhaierchuanzhepinweihaiyoubeihouneiliangfalali,yanguluyizhuan,biaoqingfeichangfukuadetongku**。

“heiheihei,kanqilaitingyouqiana,rongwoxiaoxiaodebiaoyanyifan,shuobudingduifanghainengyishenxiangxuni,jishibuneng,shibushiyedejidianbuchanga~”

xiangdaozheili,luzeyuzhongxintangzailedishang,tongkudi**leqilai。

luzeyudebianhuayeshirangxiamoheleyitiao,zaiyuandijidebuzhidaoruheshihao。

“dashudashu,nibuyaozheji,nishangnale,yaobuquyiyuankankanba”

nuannuankandaoluzeyuruci,pidianpidiandepaoleguolai,dunzailedishang,youyumaoyifeichangkuanda,yinlehainenggoucongneilingkoukandaoneiyaoyandedebaihuahuadeyipian。

“xiamojiejie,haidengshenmea,kuaisongyiyuanba,nikantadouliubixuelee,gujinaozibeizhuangle”nuannuancishikandaoluzeyubixuehuahuadeliu,zhazheyanjingduixiamodao。

danshixiamosihukanchuleshenmeduanni,neibenlaihaiyouxiejiaojidexiaolian,dunshibiandebingleng。luosaihuzideguaishushudoubushishenmehaoren,dangranzheibushidashiwojiaochunniunaishuode,ershilinmumudemingyan~

luzeyucishiyeyouyidianshiqusiwei,meiyouxiangdao,jintianjieerliansandeyudaomeinv,erqiezuihouzheigeshencaijingranrucihuobao,jiashangneizhinendehaitongyibandexiaolian,bujinrangluzeyuxiangdaotongyan**zheigecier。

“ai,guoranshichourenduozuoguai,renhongshifeiduo,xiangwozheiyangyanzhigaoderen,guoranhennanbaituoshaonvdejiuchana,huocheshangyougetangjiajia,zheigangdaoledidouyouyushangzheiyangyigejipindemeinv,haiyouzheimedadejianzhiyishounanyizhangkongrangnanrenyubabunengdeshencai,wokao,shoubulele”

“heng,sibule,zanmenzouba~”xiamoshuozhezhuanshenjiuzou,biyidekanleluzeyuyiyan

“yidabanianjile,ruciweilaobuzun,guorandashudouhenweisuo~”xiamoxiangdaozheiligengjiaehanle。

拉着暖暖就要离开。

nuannuanduiyuxiamodefanyingyeshiyouxiemimang,renjiadouliuxuele,zahaibuguanbugude,buguoyemeiyouduoshuoshenme,genzaixiamo**houmianjiuyaolikai。

“不要走~”

luzeyucishiyibabaozhulexiamodexiaotui,ganshouneixiuzhang,rouruandechugan,neizhongxingfenjianzhinanyikongzhi。

“zhuangsirenla,zhuangsirenla,buzhunzou,kuailairennei,dajiakuailaikankannei,zhuangwanlejiuyaozoua,zhuangsirenla~aiyouaiyou”

luzeyuyibianduizhezhouweidahan,shuangshoubukeqidezaixiamodeshentishangchizhedoufu,xinlianshuang

“buchibaibuchi,haha,zijisongshangmenlaile,nayouzheimerongyizoudeliyou,jiuquandangzhuanggedelixiba”

beiluzeyuzheituranxiji,xiamoyizhenehan,kandaozhouweiyuelaiyueduobumingshifeiderenjujiguolai,xiamoyeshigandaomaohuo。

“fangkai,nizheigeweisuodedashu”xiamoyonglizhengtuo,yijiaojiangluzeyutilegerenyangmafan,dangranzheilimianyouzheshizudebiaoyanchengfen。

“aiya,darenla,zhuanglerenbushuo,haidongshoudarena,dajiapingpinglia、aiyou,tengsiwole,a,douliuxuele!”

luzeyucishitongkudeduizhouweiderenkusu,wanquanjiangzijilunweiruoshideyifang。

yixiebumingbaifashengshenmeshiqingderen,kandaozheiyimuyeshiyouxiefenmen,youqishikandaoxiamokaileyilianghaoche,luzeyupopolanlandeyangzi。

dunshixinwenzhongchuxiandeneizhongfuerdairumaxiaoshangxiaofanla,fuerdaikaichezhuangrenhaixiaozhangxiurubeizhuangrendengdengxinwenlianxizaileyiqi。

“heng,youqianrenlebuqia,youqianjiukeyizheiyangyoushiwukongba?”

“wa,kaileyiliangfalaliai,kendingshibeibaoyangdexiaosan,kanzhangdezheimeqingchun,kendingdoubeigaolanle”

“zizizi,xianzaideshehuia,shifengrixiaa,renxinbugua~”

weiguanderenyuelaiyueduo,duizhexiamodoushizhizhidiandiande,shenzhiyouderenhainachushoujipaizhaofaweibo,pengyouquan。

mudengkoudaidekanzhezhouweideren,youzhuanguotoukandaocishidaizhejiaoxiamuguangdeluzeyu,dunshiyiwanpicaonimakuangbenerguo。

danshizaizheizhongqingkuangxiazijiwanquanbeidingyichengyigezhaoshidefuerdai,budanbudaoqianerqiehaiyangzhangzhezishenshilishengqilingrendexingxiang。

qijibaihuaideduoleduojiao。

xiamolaidaoluzeyumianqiandishengdao:“haoa,laoniangzhenshikanzouyanle,shuoba,shenmetiaojian~

xiamoyaozheyinya,zhenhenbudejiangzheigeweisuodedashudaxiebakuai。

“bumabuma,niyaoduiwofuze,yaobuqulewoba~”

luzeyushuozhesajiaoyibandezaiyicibaozhulexiamodexiaotui。

呕呕~

xiamocishigandaoweisuanyizhenshangyong,yigeweisuodashudemaimeng,neizhonghuamianjianzhishilayanjing。

“ni~ni~nijiwogunkai~”

xiamojianzhishiyaobaozhale,yijiaochuaizaileluzeyudejianbangshang。

哎呀~

luzeyukuazhangdecanjiaoyisheng,tangzailedishang。

“wa,fuerdaidongshoudarenlela”

“dajiakuaipaizhaoa,faweibo,faweixin,zheigujiyaoshangtoutiaole”

zhouweiderencishifengkuangdenazheshoujizaineilipaizhao,zhengxiankonghoudechaozhepengyouquanchuanzhedongtai,quemeiyouyigerenshanglaijinxingdiaojiehebangmang。

xiamokandaozhouweiderenneixixuedemuguang,xiamodunshixinliyeyouyixiezheji,zuoweixiajiaqianjin,haodaiyeshigonggongrenwu,ruguochuxianzheixiefumiandeyingxiang,duiyuxiashijituanlaishuoyehuimengshousunshi。

bujiuxiangyaoqianme,jinijiushile!fenhendedengleluzeyuyiyan,xiamozuihouyejuedingrenzai。