第一章 美食博主穿越了

“qinxiangyunjiusuannishengxiabierendehaizi,woyebuhuigennilihunde。”

shuimengzhongtafaxianyigeshencaijianshuodenanrenmanmanchaotaqishenerxia,shuangshoubeitajingudedongdanbude。

“wozheimeaini,haizaijiabeizhewotounanren,nizheimezuoduideqiwoma?”

嘶——

henkuai,nvrenshenshangdeyifubeitasidexibalan,zheiculudedongzuojingxinglemengzhongren。

yingruyanliandeshiyishuangyouanshensuidebingmouzi,lianshangdebiaoqingkuangyebuji,neizhangxiemeixinggandebochunyizhangyihefangfoyaobatajichidiao。

suihoutaganjinnaqipangbiandebeizigaizaishenshang,naohailizhanxianyiduanbushuyutaderenshengjiyi。

taqianshishiyongyouqibashiwanfensidemeishibozhu,buguanshishengmenghaixian,haishigedacaixi,shenzhishishaokaohuoguotadoulaizhebuju。

qinxiangyunjidezijizaizhibojieshuhouzhenggerenyundaozaidi,dengtazaicixinglaideshihoujiuchuanyuedaoleyijiuqibanian,zheigepinqiongluohoudeniandai。

yuanzhugentabudanwaimaoyiyang,erqiehaitongmingtongxing。

“burangwopengnishenzi,shizhunbeijinineijiuqingrendutianleiliuzhema?”

yanqiandenanrenshiyuanzhudelaogongchujunxi,tahenaiyuanzhu,weilejiyuanzhuhaodeshenghuotazaiqunianjiukaoshangledaxue,dengdaoxuechengyihoujiubayuanzhujiedaoshengchengguohaorizi。

quebuliaotafangjiahuilaijurankandaozijiqizishengxialebierendehaizi,chujunxifennuzhiji。

“wogendutianleishiqingbaide,genbenjiumeiyoubeipanni。”

“heng!meibeipanwo?haizishinalaide?wokeshiyizhizaishengchengshangdaxue,erdutianleinianqianjiulaiguowomenshengchandui,niruomeiyougentasihunzaiyiqi,zenmehuizaizheigeshihoushengxiahaizi?”

“wogennishuoguoduoshaocile,yinweiyingyangbulianghaizizaochanleyigeduoyue,ruobushiwomalaidejishijiulehaizi,xianzaihaiziyijingbuzaile……”

xiangxiangyuanzhudehaizizhenshitaikelianle,haihaozuihoujiulehuilai,zhibuguoyuanzhuyinweichanhouxuruo,jiashangyueziyingyangbuliang,zuihoubuxingyimingwuhule。

yinweiyuanzhuhuaiyunqijiantabuzhiqing,dengjiedaotongzhideshihouzheigenanhaiyijingshengxialaile,zheirangtazennengbuhuaiyihaizideshenshi!

shengchanduidechanpomeishenmejingyan,suoyisuanbuchuhaizideyuefen,jiuhuluanshuoshimanyuehai,zheirangchujunxigengquedingzijidecaice。

“nishuozaochanjiuzaochan,nishuomeibeipanjiumeibeipan,nicengjingyaojiajidutianleideshizhenggeshengchanduidouzhidao,nirangwozenmequxiangxinhaizishiwode?”

“chujunxinishibushiwangleguonianhuilaideshihougenwoyeyetanhuan,huaiyundejilvfeichangda,nijingranzaizangzaibierenshenshang,zhenshikexiaozhiji。”

“nijuranshuowokexiao……”nanrenwanmeidelianxingzaizheiyikesiyaomaochuxiongxionghuoyan,henbudebaqinxiangyunranshaodaijintacaijiehen。

jinjiezhetajiuxiangqinshouyiyangchaoqinxiangyunpuleguoqu,buguanqinxiangyunzenmezhengzhayewujiyushi。

“chujunxinizheigewangbadankanwojintianzenmeshoushini——”

erbianchuanlaikuangdangyisheng,chujunxibeidutianleichuaidaozaidi……

benlaitajiujieshibuqing,dutianleiyichuxiankedaohao,tagengjieshibuqingle。

qinxiangyunzaihuangluanzhizhongganjinzhaoleyijianwaitaochuanzaishenshang,xihaokouzixiadijiuqulajia。

lianggenanrenhenkuaijiusichezaileyiqi,zuilidoushuozhezanghua,kantamendejiashibudagenisiwohuoshibubaxiu。

qinxiangyunfeilejiuniuerhuzhilicaibatamenjilakai,zhijiantamenlianggebiqinglianzhongdeyangzirangqinxiangyunrenjunbujin,weileyigenvren,zheilianggenanrenzhiyuma?

“你们干什么呢?”

xushulanzheijitianyizhizaiyiyuanpeizhehaizi,xianzaihaizizhongyutuoliweixiancaibaohuilaide。

“xuayi!chujunxizheigechushengyaoqifuxiaoyun,xingkuiwolaidejishi……”

“nijiwozhukou!”chujunxidaduantadehua,zhanqishenzhizhetadebizifennudao:“wogenqinxiangyunshihefafuqi,niyoushenmezigeguan?”

shia!tayoushenmezigeguan?taxianzaiyijingshibierendeqizile,jiusuantazaiaiqinxiangyunyewujiyushile。

takanzheqinxiangyuncanbaidelian,xiangaiyoubugandeaidexinqingshenshifuza。

“yihouwomenbushihefafuqile,dengwochuleyuezijiuqubanshouxu,zheihunwolidingle。”

chujunxizhuantoudingzheta:“shenme?jiuweileta?”

“gentameiguanxi!”qinxiangyuntaitouduishangtayoushendebingmou,“zainixinliyijingrendingwobeipanleni,nijiranzheimebuxinrenwo,haibangzaiwoshenbianzuoshen?xiuruwoma?”

“秦湘云!!!”

chujunxichaochaotazoulaiyiziyijuzhongzhongdao:“wobuhuitongyilihunde,nisilezheitiaoxinba!”

zheijuhuarangdutianleixuanzhedeyikexinyouchenlexiaqu,shangqianzhuazhutadebolingzinubukejie,“chujunxi,nidaodisichanlandazhemoxiaoyundaoshenmeshihou?”

chujunxihaobushiruo,“yibeizi!suoyinizheibeizidoubukenenggentazaiyiqi。”

“褚俊熙——”

dutianleinuhuozhongshao,wojinquantou,gangyaochaozhechujunxihuiqujiubeixushulanhoudao:“doujiwozhushou!xiaoyunzhengzaizuoyuezi,shenziguxuruo,nimendouchuquba!”

xushulankanzhedutianleizheigefuxinhanqideshiyaoyaqiechi,dangchuruobushitapaoqileqinxiangyunyebuzhiyushouzheimeduoku。

erchujunxibufenqinghongzaobaijiuhuaiyizijideqizi,shenzhibuchengrenzijidehaizi,zhenshitaiguofenle。

ruguoshuodutianleishiboqingguayizhiren,neichujunxijiushiqinshouburudedongxi!

zheilianggerentayigedoubuxiangkanjian,batamentongtongdounianlechuqu。

“xiaoyunnishoukule……”

“mawomeishide,zheixierizixinkunile,haizishentizenmeyang?”

shuozheqinxiangyunjiuxiaoxinyiyilaidaokangtoubian,kandaohaizishuidehenshixiangtiantajiufangxinle。

“liandafudoushuotafudamingda,zheihaizisongguoqudeshihoujiushengxiayikouqile,zhenghaoganshangshengchengdedafulaizanmenxianyiyuanle,caibatajishiqiangjiuleguolai。”

“zheihaizidananbusibiyouhoufua!yihouwozijiyaohaohaodebahaizifuyangzhangda。”

“zijiyigerenma?nizhendedasuangenchujunxilihuna?”

qishixushulanyeburenkechujunxizheigenvxu,danhunyinbushierxi,youqizheigeniandaiderentebiebaoshou,lihunkeshijianxinxianshi。

“tadouzheimebuxiangxinwole,lianzijideqinshengguroudouburen,niyiweiwoshigentakaiwanxiaoma?”