第4章 男人使用手册第四条

《nanrenshiyongshouce》disitiao:dangnizhengxianqimougedaochufangdiandenvtongshishi,niyoumeiyouxiangguo,youduoshaonanrenxiangyaodedaota?nanrenhenvrenzaizheifangmiandejudachayi,zaojiulewushu“haoguniangchengshengnv”zheiyangderenjiancanju。

xuzhaodidedianhuaxiangqishi,tazhengzaiyigeyoutaquanchengcehuadepinpaipaiduishangheyigeabcmeilaiyanqulezuyoulianggexiaoshi。

jiqibuqingyuandicongshoubaozhongmochushouji,jixufangdiandezhongtuxunsudiditoupieyiyanlaidianxianshi。

shiqingbuyanzhongdaoyidingchengdu,weiweianshiconglaibuhuizhudonglianxiyigenvrende,xuzhaodizhihaozantingyongyanshenjiangduifangbaguangdejincheng,daoanjingdiandedifangjiedianhua:“zenmele?”

renshizheimeduonian,tahaicongmeitingguoweiweianyongzheimezhejideyuqishuohua:“chudashile!”

“胜男抢婚了?!”

weiweiangujibeitaqiangdadelianxianglileidaole,tingletingcaishuo:“gushengnanzaihunlishanghezuile,bukenhuijia,chaozheyaohuizijing,niyezhidaotayibushuangjiuxiangzuocai,neiwojiusongtaqubei,jieguokuaidaodeshihoutajingrantudewochelidaochudoushi。”

yiguzhaodiduiweiweiandelejie,shijieshangzhiyouyijianshinenglingweiweianshunjianjinrubaozoumoshi,neijiushidianwutade“laogongmen”——tadeneixieaichemendetongcheng。xuzhaodidunshijinzhangqilai,ganmangdaduanta:“ninini!nishaleta?”

weiweizheihuishizhendebaozoule:“ting!wo!shuo!wan!”

kanlaitabingmeiyouduigushengnantongxiashashou,xuzhaodizhongyusongkouqi:“haobanishuo。”

“wojiuxiachequmaishui,jieguohuidaochelideshihoufaxiantarenbujianle,”weiweiandelianxiangliqishihaobuyayuxuzhaodi,“tagaibuhuibeidaitutuozouleba?”

“tadoutuchengneiyangle,nagedaitukouweihuizheimezhong?”

“gushengnanzheizhongmeiyidiannvrenweidenvdetadoukandeshang,neitajueduishisangxinbingkuang、xinlibiantaidedaitu!kouweizhongdianyoushenmeqiguai?”

yuanbenhaixinxinniannianzheyaohuidaohuichangbagentameilaiyanquleyiwandemoshengnanrenjixubaguangdexuzhaodihenkuaizaimeiseyuyouqingjianzuochulequshe:“xingxingxing,nixianzainaer?wozheijiuguoqu。”

cishicikedegushengnanjiujingzainali?

tazhengbei“daitu”tuoshangyouting。

lujinjueduibuyunxubeirenkanjianzijixianzaizheifumanshenoutuwudeyangzi,ziranbunengzhaofuwushenglaibangmang,ertagengjiabuhuiyongshouqupengzheigenvrende,zhihaobazijidexinglixiangnaxialai,bazheinvrenyigunaofanjinxinglixiang。wunaizheinvrengezigao,lujinzhihaolazhezheinvrensaibujinxinglixianglideneitiaotui,yilulajinyushi。

tashijueduibuhuiyunxuzheigenvren“dianwu”tadeyugangde,zhijiebatacongxinglixianglidaochulai,tajingranyidiankangyideyisidoumeiyou,tangzaiyushidedibanshang,genshuizheleside。


lujinhenbudelitayueyuanyuehao,bayashuabangzaigaoerfuqiugandezuimoduan,chexiahuasa,yibiannazhegaoerfuqiugan、jinliangyuandizhanzhe,yibiannazhehuasayongshuichongta,xiangshuadibansidechulitayifushangdeoutuwu。

beishuipenlian,zheinvrenzhongyuyouledianfanying,zuilinieruzhe:“nanshou……”shuozhejingkaishixiayishidichekaishiyifu。

suirantazaoqianjiuyifengciguozheigenvrenxiongqianwu“liao”,danxianzaijiantajiukuaiyaobayifudelalianladaoduqile,lujinhaishishengshengdilengleleng。ta、sihu……yebushineimemei“liao”ma!

lujinhuanghuangnaodai,henkuaijiuhuiqulezheigexiangfa,jianzheinvrenbeichongdechabuduoganjingle,zhongyukeyiyingzhetoupiyongshoupengta——batadeyifubale,zhaoleyishentadeyifujitahuanshang,baotahuiwoshi。

zhongyugaoding,lujinzhangshuyikouqi,xianzaizhongyulundaotaxizaole。

jihuyonglebanpingmuyuru,lujincaijuedezijishenshangdeweidaobuzaineimenanwen,kejiudangtazhunbeichongdiaoshenshangdepaomoshi,erbianturanchuanlaileisiyukaimendeshengyin。

shengyinhenxiao,lujinhuaiyizijitingcuo,zhihaozanshiguanlehuasaningzhemeizixiting。yidiandongjingdoumeiyou。

kanlaishizijitingcuole,lujinzheimexiangzhe,zhengyuzhongxindakaihuasa,turan——

“哗啦”一声。

tashencedeyulianbeirenyigunaoquanbulakaile。

lujinjingyawubidihuimou,zhijianshumingheqiangshidandejingchazhengjuzheqiangzhanzaitamianqian。

“……”

“……”

anjingdeduizhijian,yiliupaomoqiaoranwushengdiconglujin“tutu”zhitiaodeejiaohualuo。

yucitongshi,zijingjiudiandefuwushengzhengxinjingdanzhandizhanzaixishoujianwaitou:“womingmingkanjiantashashasha……shalerenzhihou,yongxinglixiangyunshilaizhe。neijushitideyitiaotuihailuzaixinglixiangwaitouni,zhenherena!woxianzaixiangxiangdouhoupa。”

yibianxiangxishoujianlizhangwang,yibianshiyishenpangdejingchakanzijiyongshoujipaixiadexinglixiangyunshidehuamian,yibianzhirenzhengwu:“nikan!jiushiyushilideneigexinglixiang!”

xuzhaodiheweiweiangandaojingjudeshihou,gushengnanyijingxingle,zhengmangzhexiangjingchajieshi:“bububu!tameiyouyaoduiwozenyang!”

“zheigema……woyebuzhidaowoweishenmehuizaitadechuanshang。”