“213haoxuanshou，xuli!
gainishangtaile!213hao?”
shuimengzhongdexuli，ganjuedaoyourenqingqinghuangtadejianbang，shenziyiwai，congbandengshangshuaixialai。
谁啊!?
xuliqishencalecazuibiankoushui，qichuangqiyaobaole!
houtailidexuanshoumen，douwuzhezui，kanzheshuimihudexulitouxiao，jingyourenzaixuanxiuhoutaishuizhe。
这选手是不是傻啊?
xuliroulerouyanjing，kanzhesizhouzheixiemoshengdemiankong，yiliandemangran。
什么情况?
wobushizaiwangbabaosuma?
turanxulinaozhongyongruyidaduanjiyi。
zheishiyigeleisiyudiqiudepingxingshijie，zheigeshijiedeyulechanyegendiqiushangbixiangchashenyuan。
tazaizheiliyejiaoxuli，shigetongxing，cengshiergewutaizuishouhuanyingdexiaomingxing，nvmingxingjiejiemen，douxihuanbatadexiaoliandanfangzaihuaizhongmosuo。
ketaderenshenggaoguangzhiweichidaole10sui，ranhou，jiukaishijisuzhuiluo。
zhangdahoudeta，qucanjiadianyingxueyuankaoshi，ciciluobang，zhibochangge，wurendashang，canyanzongyi，yezhinengbanyanchoujiao。
jiulianquyanxi，yezhinengdangbeizhujiaofeitidelongtao。
cong16suiqi，tajiukaishicanjiagezhonggechangxuanxiu，yeconglaimeijinguobaimingzhinei。
weilezaigedicansai，tajieleyipigudewangdai，zhiqianjitianbaomingcanjia《mengmiangeshen》，xianzaishihaixuanbisai。
《mengmiangeshen》shizhuanmenzhaoyixieguoqimingxing，laimengmianchanggecaishenfendejiemu。
tanengruweihaixuanmingdan，yeshiyinweihongjiyishidetongxingshenfen。
duiyuxulilaishuo，ruguoruwei《mengmiangeshen》zhengsai，tajiuyouxiwangfanshen，qima1wankuaidetonggaofei，keyirangtazanshihaishangwangdailixi。
ruguozheicihaijinjibulesiqiang，dangbushanggeshou，chenzhongdezhaiwufudanjiuhuiyadetachuanbudongqi。
xuliliqingnaozhongdejiyi，buyougantan。
我滴个……妈呀?
好惨一男的。
xuliyonglipailepaizijidenaodai，querenzijibushizaizuomeng。
zheizenmegentaqianshiyiyangluopo，nandaomeiyundouhuichuanyue!?
“ganjinshangtai~”gongzuorenyuanyijingshoubulexulichixufalengle，dijitayigexiyangyangtoutao，jiulazhetatuishangqiantai。
xulidaishangtoutaohou，beiyibatuidaotaishang，lianzheliejujibu，dongdongdong!caiwenzhuzhongxin。
taitouyikan，zhengmiantouding，yaoyandedengguangbaihuanghuangde，taixiajibaihaoren，douhaoqidiwangzhetazheibian。
duimianjigepingshenzuozaikaoyishang，shensetiaotididaliangta。
xulihaimeiyounongqingzhuangkuangzhong，jiukantaixiayiweipingshenkanlexiahaixuanmingdanhou，duipangbiandetongbanxiaoshuo：
“youshizheigeren，jinnianwocanjia7gexuanxiujiemu，douyudaota，changdeliankalaokgeshoudouburu，zhenbuzhidaosheijitadeyongqi~”
“woyeyudaota5ci……shangciwotingdechadianbahuatongzaguoqu。”
“shia，taneigegaoyin…tingdewoxiangsharendexindouyoule。”
pingshenmendedishengchaoxiao，lingxulixinzhongyizhenhuangluan，tabuhuichanggea，genghekuanghaixuandiyishougehaishiqingchang……
kanzhetaishang“xiyangyang”shouzuwucuodeyangzi，taixiadeguanzhonghepingshendoulele，duitaishangzhizhidiandian。
xianchangdaoyanbuyoujiaojididuixulibishoushi：
“快唱啊!”
zhengzaixulihuangluanshi，naozhongturanchuxianyigeshengyin：
“dingdong，gongxiyonghuhuodediqiumingxingxitong，qingwenshifouchaikaixinrenlibao?wanchengcicihaixuanrenwu?”
系统!
pingshimeishaokanwangluoxiaoshuodexulidangranzhidaoyiweizheshenmele。
看着脑中的大礼包。
xulibennengfanyingzaixinzhongfengkuangqueren!
“gongxiyonghuhuodezhoushensangyin，xinshoulibaoewaihuozengdiqiuduyouzuopin——《beijiaerhupan》yanchangjiqiao。”
“zhuxianrenwujihuo：sannianneichengweierxianyinlemingxing!”
zhoushen?neigenvshengnanchangdeshenxiangeshou。
beijiaerhupanshiyishoukonglingyouyangdegequ。eluosifenggedeminyaoqufeng，jiashangyuanchuangzuozhelijianwennuandeshengyin，jianglingtingzhedairubeijiaerhupandemeijing，fangfozhishenyuqizhongdelangmangushi。
zhoushendeshengyinqingliangeryouzhigan，zaijiqiaoshangdebawoyuyunyong，gengshidetadegeshengpiaoyierkongling，yincijingguotasuogaibianyanchangdegequzhongneisiningjing，beitayanyidelinlijinzhi。
zhoushenbande《beijiaerhupan》，yigaoyinpiaomiaokonglingzhucheng，zhoushensuiranshinangeshou，danshengxianquebiyibannvgeshouhaigao，qieyouzhongteshudelingrunqingche。
xulixinzhongjingxitongshi，jiukanneiweixianqitadepingshen，tigaoyinliangzhiwenta：
“你到底唱不唱?”
“changa~”xuliguqiyongqi，dashengshuo：
“wojidajiadailaiyishouyuanchuanggequ《beijiaerhupan》~”
pingshenyemeitingqinggeming，zhijiebaibaishou，jiuni?haiyuanchuanggeshou?
xuliqingleqingsangzi，xinlihaiyouxiemeidi，dannazhehuatongdezuiquebuyouzizhudichangleqilai：
“zaiwodehuaili，zainideyanli~neilichunfengchenzuineililvcaoruyin~~~~”
taixiadeguanzhonghepingshen，douhaizaigeziliaozhe，haoqixiayiweixuanshoushishei。
咦?
dengdeng，zheishengyinzenme……zheimegaodeyin?shinvshenga?
zhiqianchaoxiaoxulidepingshen，buyounaqimingdanyoukanleyixia，yupangbiandetongbanduiwangyiyan，mingdancuole?zheishiweinvxuanshou?
danjianjiandi，liaotianshengmeiyoule，taixiadeguanzhongtingzhegesheng，buyouzizhudihuanhuantaitou。
dangzaluandeliaotianshengxiaoshi，meigerendoutingdaoleneigepiaomiaokongling，youruyunzhongtianlaizaimengzhongyinchangdegesheng。
“duoshaonianyihou，ruyunbanyouzou~
neibianhuandejiaobu，rangwomennanqianshou~”
guanzhongmenanjingxialai，dengdayanjingtaitou，qiqiwangxiangtaishang，lianpingshenmendoumengranzuozhileshenzi。
houtaimubuhoudexuanshoumen，doubuyouzoudaomububianwangqu，jianjiandoutingzherushenle。
xuliyuechangyuefangsong，shengyinyemanmanyourenyouyuleqilai：
“zheiyishengyishi~youduoshaoniwo~
beitunmeizaiyueguangrushuideyeli~~”
xulidegeshengyonglanzhongdaizheyisipiaomiao，pingjingquelvzhen，neiwenroudesangyinruyicengcengyurongbaoguozhetamen，shufuditangzaicaodishang。
“jiuzaimouyitian，nihuranchuxian~
niqingcheyoushenmi，zaibeijiaerhupan~~~”
suizhexuliyanchang，houtaiyoujiweinvxuanshou，douyouruzhongxieban，xianzhuzutingzhe……ranhoujiaobubuyouzizhudichaotaishangzouqu。
jiuliangongzuorenyuantingderushen，wangjizulan。
zaiyinlezhong，tamenhuanghukandaodengguangzhongdewutai，wanruxingkongxiadeyiwanghumian，shuiwumiaomiaozhong，yigeshenyingzaihupanzhongmanbu，wenroudiyinchang，yuyuexiangban，hefengqingwu。
“duonianyihou，wangshisuiyunzou，neifenfeidebingxue，rongbuxianeiwenrou~~
zheiyishengyishi，zheishijiantaishao，bugouzhengmingronghuabingxuedeshen~qing~~~”
changdao“shenqing”neiyijushi，xulideshengxianturanzhuanruyigedongrenzhijidejiayin，geshengpanshangyigejigaopodu，sihaomeiyouqitageshougaoyinzhongdejianrui，roumeiwubizaikongqizhongyunsankai~
xianchangmeigerendouganjueermobeiwenroudegeshengmosuo，yizhenmeimiaozhijideyuyuegan，congnaohaizhongkuosankai~
neiweizhiqianchaoxiaoxulideneiweipingshen，yijingtaozuidibishangyanjing，ganjuezhenggeshentiyaohuadiaole。
“jiuzaimouyitian，nihuranchuxian，niqingcheyoushenmi~zaibeijiaerhupan~
niqingcheyoushenmi~zaibeijiaerhupan~~~”
suizhexulineimeimiaozhijideqisheng，ruyanwusanqu，xianchangguanzhongzhijuedeyanqianneipianyoujinghushui，jianjianhuansan，zhongxinkanqingwutaidelunkuo。
yiquchangwan，quanchangyaquewusheng，guanzhongmenbuzijuekanxianglepingshen，meigepingshendoushitongyangdebiaoqing，zhangzhezuiba，dengzheyanjing，chilenglengdiwangzhexuli。
turan，taixiayouren“papa”guleliangshengzhang，zhongrenzheicaifangfojingxingyiban，doufenfen“papapa”dipaishou。
xulizijidoumengle，gangcaineishengyin，zhenshitachangchulaide?wanquanjiushizhoushendeyuanchanga?
zhangshengzhong，taixiadeguanzhongmendengdayanjing，reqieditaitouwangzheta，yourenrenbuzhureqingdiwen：
“zheigejiaoshenmemingzi?”
“beishenmehua?shinajigezia?”
“gangcaichangdetaihaotingle，zaichangyishouba~!”
“zheinvgeshoushisheia?”
“zheishencaishinandeba?”
“nishaa，xianzainvgeshoudouzheichungefaner~binandehaishuaini!”
“zheigeshengkendingshinvdea。”
yijuzhiyizaipingweixishangchuanlai：“nihaomashibushigaocuoleba?nibushi213haoba?”
xuliyerenchuneiweipingshen，yongbianshenghuatongdao：“shiwoa，wangjunlaoshi，jiushiwo。”
xianqianzhiyichaofengxulidedaoshiyiliandenanyizhixin，guanzhongdouyiweishangmianzheigemengmiangeshoushinvde，ketaqueqingchuxulishigedaibaerdea!nandaozheixiaoziqubianxingle!?
fouzeyigenanren，shizenmenengchangchuzheimekonglingpiaomiaodenvgaoyinde!?
xulituranfaxian，naozhongxitongdeneige【chongbaizhi】houmiandeshuzicong0kaishihuanhuandizhangqilai，ranhouyishunbiaosheng，zhangdao100duo。
崇拜值?
这是什么东东?
cishixitongzhongchuxianyiduanwenzi。
“meizhengfuyigefufeifensi，chongbaizhijiushangzhang1，yonghukeyixiaohaochongbaizhi，jiesuoxinnengli。”
xulihaibujixiaohuazheigexinxi，taixiazheixiehuanhusheng，jiubuyoulingtaxiongkouyizhenwenre，zheijiushishuo，xianchangyou100duoren，beitagangcaidegeshengzhengfule?
erbiandeneixienahan，turanbaxulidaihuitaershidetongxingshiguang。
neishi，yeyouhenduorendoujiaodechutamingzi，xihuanta，reaita。
yuanlai，shoudaoqitarendexiaihechongbai，shizheimelingrenmanzu!xulishenzhidoukuaiwangjizheizhongganjuele!
爽啊~!!