第一章 努力的女帝,摆烂的林阳

“ng?!wobushijiabancusilema?zheishizhongshengle?”

linyangzhengkaiyan,kanzhezijiyouxiaodeshoubei,henkuaiquerenleqingkuang。

tazhongshengle,erqiexianzaizainiangtaili。

“ding,gongxisuzhuhuodebailanxitong~”

“youxitong?haoye!ranhouni……”

linyangdenglebantianyemeidongjing。

zhenshigebailanxitong,shuolegekaichangbaijiuchenmole。

“给我出来!”

“叮~”

xitongyonglandexiangleyisheng。

“made,yaonizheixitongyoushenmeyong?jiwogun!”

林阳无语了。

“jiancedaosuzhujujuebangding,fuhebailanxitongyaoqiu。

xitongyibangding,jianglisanqiandaojing、powangzhenyan。”

系统的声音传来。

“wokao……zheiyexing。”

linyangzuijiaoyichou,naozilizhendeduochulewushudaojinghezheigeshijiedezhuduoxinxi。

“yuanlaishigexuanhuanshijie。”

tasuiyikanleyiyan,wanquanbuxianglejie。

xuyaodeshihou,zheixiexinxijiuhuizidongcongdanaolibengchulaile,talandedongnaozi。

“bailanxitong!zhenhaoa……shangbeizihaoshengxintaiqiang,yixinzhixianggandashiye。

jieguotongxingdoujuandaobaozha,wofeidanlianfangdaidouhaibuwan,haibazijihuohuoleisile。”

linyangtucaodao:“zheibeizi,shuoshenmeyebunulile!

ruguowoyouxingshengzaiyigefuguijiazudehua,heihei……neijiudanggewankuzidiba!

jiuzheimedingle,taiwanmeile!”

他高兴的咧嘴直笑。

huangusizhou,zheicaizhuyidao,jiaoluohaiyougesesefadoudenvying。

“ai?wojuranhaiyougeshuangbaotaimeimei?!”

林阳有些讶异。

kandaonvyingdeshunjian,tadepowangzhenyanyiliang:“haishigenvdizhuanshi,wodigeguaiguai。

buguo,tazenmehaoxianghenpawo!?”

shubuzhi,taxianzaizainvdilinjiuyueyanzhong,jiushigejiqikongbudeshenmo!

sanqiandaojing,jizaisanqiandadao,zhishizainaohaizhongyizhuan,linghunjiuhuidedaojijinshenghua!

rujinlinyangdelinghundengji,buzhidaoyaobinvdigaoduoshaogecengci!

buzijuesanfachuneizhongweiya,rangnvdigandaoledakongbu!

“yuanshihundunzhihun!wodezheiweitongbaoxiongdi,daodishishenmelaitou!?gulu……”

linjiuyuexiaoxinzangpengpengluantiao,hedebuqing:

“qianwanbukezhaore,jueduishishenmedakongbuxiushizhuanshilaiyouxirenjiande!”

“你好啊!”

linyanghaibunengshuohua,zhinengliezuichongnvdizhaoshou

“桀桀桀……”

shubuzhitadexiaorongluozainvdiyanzhong,jianzhikongbuwubian,chadianbanvdijihekule……

他为什么对我笑!?

nandaotayaojiangwolinghuntunshidangbuyaoma!?

zhengdangnvdigezhongnaobuzhishi。

guifangzhong,huaitaisanniandeliuruyanmozhezijideduzi,xiaorongrouhe。

“ruyan,wogangcongtianjigeguilai。tianjidashishuo,nideshengyuzhirijiuzaisantianhoule!”

shenchuanjinlongmangpaodenanrenzoujinleguifang。

tadeqixishenbukece,qizhiguibukeyan!

jianmeixingmu,yaopeiyujian,bufazhijian,youdadaozhiyunliuzhuan!

yahuanmendouzaixiangzheinanrenchuishouditou:“jiazhu!”

lintianyuan,buxiuxianzulinjiadejiazhu!

buxiulinjia,fangyansanqianjiehai,doushizuidingjideshili!

zhiyin……chuguoxiandidejiazucaipeibeichengweibuxiujiazu!

xiandifagaiwangu,yiqieyinguojinjiaqishen,zhiyaoqimingbumie,bianzaishiguangzhanghezhongyongcunbuxiu!

meiyourenherenhuiqudabuxiuxianzudezhuyi!

bijingxiandidemuguang,yiranzaimingmingzhongbihuzhezheixiebuxiuxianzu!

“zheixieshiwozaitianjidashineinadaodexiantianshenshui,keyizengqiangtaierdexiantianzhiqi。”

lintianyuanyifanshou,nachuleyipingxianye,dijileliuruyan。

“太好了!”

liuruyanyanranyixiao,meibukeyan。

chaneijian,baihuaxiuse,tiandidouzaizheiyikeshisele。

林天元很激动。

sanrihou,tabianjiangyaodangfuqinle!

weici,tazhunbeilezuinitiandeshencaizhibao,shiyaojihaizidazaogujinzuiwanmeidewushanggenji!

“youzheixiexianyaoshenbaodagenji。wodehaizirihoubidingwendingsanqianjiehai,chengjiubuxiuxiandi!”

林天元期待无比。

nengzaibuxiuxianzuchushengdehaizi,yinweiqiyunbihuhexuemaijiachi,zhishaoyeshishengrengenji。

errujintabuxidaijiatouzi,tadehaiziqimashidadizhizi!

“fuxiashenshui、xianbaohou,ruyannibianhaohaoxiexiba,woquzhunbeisanrihoudedanshengdadian!”

lintianyuanzhufuhaoliuruyanhou,bianlongxinghubu,zhuanshenliqule。

“你呀……”

liuruyanmanlianxiaoyi,yanzhongaiyiyingying。

zheigepingriwenzhong,baqiwubidenanzi,jingranyehuiyouzheiyangjidongdaobuzhisuocuodeyimian……

“咕噜……”

tajiangzhuduoshenwuxianbaofuxia,kaishilianhua:“fangxinbabaobao,woyidingyaorangnimenhuodewanmeidexiantiangenji!”

“嗡嗡……”

beilianhuadexiantianzhijingluorufuzhong。

nvdisuozaijiaoluoli,kanzhezheixiexiantianzhijingyanchan。

danquechichibugandongshou,zheigetongtaigegedelinghunweiyataikongbule!

linyangshizaiwuliao,xiangdoudouzheiweiweilaidenvdimeimei。

kexiduifangdoubuzhengyankanziji!

“bukuishinvdi,jiushigaolenga!”

他感慨着。

jirannibuliwo,neiwojiuhaohaoshuigedajueba!

linyangtaiyanpikanleyiyanzheixiejingcui,haowuxingzhi,zhijiekaishihuhudashui。

congzheixiexiantianjingcuilaipanduan,zijitoutaidejiatingwuzhitiaojianyinggaitingbucuo。

zugoubihuzijifuguiyishengle。

neihaiduoshuoshenme?wankugongzigejihua,qidong!

“开睡!”

taxianzaizhixiangdashuiyijue。

qianshitaijuanle,taileile!

tabuzhiyicidemengxiangzhekeyihaowufudan、xinlingwubifangsongdeshuigesantiansanye。

那才叫畅快!

“呼呼……”

taxianruleyingerbandeshuimian。

“???”

nvdiyihuodewailewaixiaonaodai:“ai?sihuzheiweitongbaogegeduixiantianjingcuihaowuxingqu?”

“我明白了!”

nvdihuangrandawu,dudingdiantou:

“zheidengdarenwudexiantiangenjikendingwubiyuanman,nalihaiyongbu?!”

xiangdaozheili,tajuedingfafentuqiang:“heng,zheiyishi,wolinjiuyuejueduiburuoyuren!

jiusuannishishenmelebudedecunzai,zheiyishiruguobailanbunuli,yezhudingyaobeiwochaoyue!

woyaohuodekuanggujuejindezhongjiwanmeigenji!!!”

tashuqixiaoquantoujizijidaqi。

youdaoxiantianjingcuizhong,linjiuyuexiaolianrenzhenwubi,qinqinkenkendikaishilianhua。

mihudemengjingzhong,linyangtingdaolexitongtishiyin。

“jiancedaosuzhubuzhengbuqiang,xihuanshuilanjue。

jianglihongmengziqi,panguzhentai,zidongzhujiuwugouxiantiangenji……”

PS:

baoshuang+gaoxiao+qingsong+wudi。

jiezoufeiqi,kandaowushizhangmeishuangdaonilaidawo!