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tangtian，tangshijituandeshaoye，biwohaibushigedongxi，tapingshibiwowandehaiciji。
erzheiyicisaichejiushitazuzhide，erqie，woyeshiyinweiyaochaotadechemeichenggong，zhuangdaoleshanshang，kaijinlegouli。
wozhizhetangtiannudao：“wojintianaidezheiyidunduda，doushiyinweinigehundan，dangshinirangwochaoleniyouruhe，nifeidebiewoyixia。zaozhidaowojiubuquzhuangshanle，wozhijiechaozhenizhuang，gansiniyade。”
“zhaonizheiyangshuo，wohaideganxienidebushazhienge。”tangtianxiaole。
wohengdao：“laozineiliangpaocheshixinmaide，wubaiduowanni，yixiaziganbaofeile，wodiebushengqicaiguai。tadawoyidundoushiqingde，yaoshibawoganchulejiamen，yihoulaozihaizenmelizu？”
tangtianyouxiaole：“tangtanghuangjiadashaoye，haichengdiyiwanku，jiupingnizheimingtou，yaoshinibeiganchujiamen，woyidingshouyangni，baoyangnidoumeiwenti。”
wocuidao：“qunideba，wuyazui。”
大家一阵哄堂大笑。
tangtianyoukanzhewo：“buruzheiyangba，jiniyigefanbendejihui。jiransunshilewubaiduowandepaoche，wojiniyigeyinghuiwubaiwandejihui，niyaobuyao？”
wolimalailejingshen，wendao：“zenmeshuo？”
tangtianduanqijiuheleyikou，ranhoushuodao：“liuzhijintianbanleyigedoujidahui，niyaoyuanyicanjia，yaobuleliangchangjiunenggouyinghuilai。”
wodunshihengdao：“zheiliulaoeryoutamabandoujihui，youxiangpianlaozideqian。shangcishuleliangbaiwanjita，nihaishuorangwobanben？wopaxiandeyueshen。”
tangtianyaoyaotou：“jiranworangniqu，dangranhuiyoushengsuanle。zuotianwodedaoyigehaoji，shenqiangtizhuang，tebieweiwu，zhandouliyeshiyijue。woneishijizhidoujifangzaiyiqi，doubushitadeduishou，haibeizhuosilesanzhi。nishuowoyaoshiyouzheimeniudeyizhijiwangzaishouzhong，haipataliujialaoer？zuotianhainisunshilewubaiwan，jintianzuogegedejiubangbangni，mianfeibawodejijinidouyichang，rangnidashasifang。”
“cihuadangzhen？”wolimaxingfenqilai。
kezheiyijudongqiandonglewozuijiaodeshang，yourenbuzhu“aiyo”qilai。zheiziranyouyindesuoyourenhongtangdaxiao。
tangtianpaipaiwodejiantou：“geshenmeshihoupianguoni？”
“aiyo，nibazangshounakai，laoziquanshendoushishang，nihaiganpengwo。”
“nijiushuoniganbuganqudu？”
woyiyaoya，limadiandiantou：“zheigeduwojiele。”
tangtianlimayipaishou：“jiuxihuannizheigancuidexingge。zou，wolimadainiguoqu，kanzheishijian，yaobuleduojiubisaijiukaishile。”
woduanqizhuoshangdejiuyikoumenle，ranhoubiansuizhetangtianqule。