第三章废物女婿
suwenbinzhouzhemeitoukankanlufei，lengdandejiangdao:“nijialideshiwodouzhidaole，nibabameiyoule，gongsiyeguitarenleba？”
“dui！”lufeidiandiantou。
“tingshuonicongrongshinian，rujinshishajunxian？”
lufeisisuoleyixia，“zhibuguoshiyimingputongshibing。”
“neimejiubushishenmejunguan，yeguaibude，zaojiukannidaishayumei，xianglaiyenanyiyousuozuowei。”
“nirujinshituiyile？zhaodaogongzuolemeiyou？”
lufeiyaotou:“douhaimeixiaoxi。”
suwenbineranyaoleyaotou，lenghengleyishengdao:“rujinjiayemeiyoule，zaijunduiyemeigeyiguanbanzhide，jiuzheigemoyang，liangepingchangrendoubibushang。”
jiuzaizheishihou，loudingchuanchuyizhenqingroudeshengyin。
yigenianqingdenvhai，xiangtakuankuanzouleguolai。
supeiyushenzhejiandandebaisebanxiu，niuzikuzi，shencaigaotiao，kanshangquqingchunkeai，youdafangdeti。
tarongmaoxiumei，furuningzhi，qizhichuzhong，xiangbiyixieyixianmingxingdoubuhuangduorang。
“爸，怎么啦？”
“陆飞回家了。”
supeiyukandaolufei，lengleyixia，yanmouzhongliuluchufuzadeganqing。
dangchutahelufeigangdingxiahunyue，lufeijiulikefanhuilejundui，yiqubianshisannian。
tayegudandedenghoulesannian。
xianrujinchaosimuxiangderenhuijiale，fandaobuzhidaoruhemianduile。
haishisuwenbindapolegangadechangmian:“lufei，niyezhidao，zhuipeiyuderen，zhenshibunengzaiduole，lunjianshi，lunrongmao，tadoushiyidengyide，danshiweiledengni，zuzuxiaohaolesanniandedahaoqingchunna......”
“ba！”supeiyuzuzhilefuqin。
suwenbindengleguinvyiyan，jiezheshuodao:“woheniyangfushilaoxiangshi，tadailingdeyunyangjituangongsihonghonghuohuo，wojiashengyiyeshiyoushengyouse，benrenweimendanghudui，zheicaiyuanyibaguinvjiayuni”
shuozhe，tahuafengyizhuan:“danshirujinnibaqushile，qinmeimeiyexialuobuming，gongsiyeyijingyizhu，bingqienicongrongzheimeduonian，yemeiyouhundaoshenmejunxian，kankannirujinhanchendemoyang，nadiannengpeideshangwoguinv？”
yishijian，fangjianneideqifenyichangdechenzhong，suoyourendouchenmobuyu。
suihou，suwenbintandao:“niyebieguaiwo，wozongbukenengbaguinvwanghuokenglitui，wobenlaishixiangrangnimenlianglikeduanjuelaiwangde。danshinianzainifuqindefenshang，jiashangpeiyuyeduiniyiwangqingshen，wojiuzaijiniyicijihuiba。”
“sangeyuedeshijian，jiaruninenghunchugerenyang，zuishaogongzuopingwen，danggegongsigaoguanshenmede，wohaishinenggoushenzhongkaolvxianimendehunshide。”
suwenbinyilianlengdan，huafengyizhuan:“hundebuhaodehua，jiugundeyuanyuandeba，buyaozailaijiuchanpeiyu。”
“jizhule，niyejiuzheiyicijihui！”
supeiyuhewanmeierrenduishileyiyan，tanlekouqi，jiulufeixianrujindejingkuang，qishihaimankelingde，tamenjiaduilufeiyesuanbushangtonghen。
haozaihaimeiyouwanhun，putongrendadouhuizuochuzheiyixuanzeba。
lufeimeiyouhuiying，ruobushisupeiyudeguanxi，tazaoyizhuanshenlikaile。
suwenbinjiangwanzhanqishen:“wodequtanggongsi，neimejiuxianzheiyangba。”
wanmeitixingleyiju:“wanshangjiazujuhui，niyebuqulema？”
suwenbindianlediantou:“dui，jinrishoudaotonggao，sanquyaononggeshangyejiequ，bingqiegenjukekaoxiaoxi，yaozaidiaolaiyigexinguanli，wodehuiquzuohaoanpai，zhengqunenghungelianshu，zheiduiwomensujiayouweizhongyao。buzhidaoduoshaorendingzhezheikuaifeirouni，wubizaozuozhunbei！”
“duile，maneibianjiwojieshiyixiaba，xiaofeiruguomeishenmeshi，yegenzheyiqiquba，rangrenjiajinizhaogegongzuoshenmede。”
hualihuawaijiushixiangranglufeigaoqingchu，tahetamenjiadechaju。
rujin，tamenliangjiazaoyibushiyilurenle。
jiaodaiwanbi，suwenbincongmanglikai，jiyuqujiejiaoxinlaideguanli。
wanmeixiaozhejiuchang:“xiaofeia，nikebieqinei，nihaohaozhaofengongzuo，nisudaboyehenburongyide。”
“明白，方姨。”
sangerenyouxianliaolejiju，sujiamunvshuzhuangdabanleyifan，lufeijiazhesujiadeche，xiangzhehefenghuisuoerqu。
jintiansujiayanhui，anzhaoguanlilaijiang，jiazulidesuoyourendoushiyaocanjiade。
lushang，lufeidexinsiquanzailuxianshang，bingmeiyouyijuduoyudehua，jinguanhesupeiyuzaoyidingqin，dantamenzaiyiqideshijianquzhikeshu，suanbushangyouduolejie。
supeiyurenweifuqindajilelufeidexinxin，bianhaoxinanwei:“niyebietaishangxin，wobabajiuneiyang，tayeshixiangrangninulipinbo，buyaofangqi。”
“wojialiyangnidaoshiyekeyi，danniyigedananren，yebukenengwanquanbuzaiyitarendeyanshenhezhishouhuajiaoba？”
lufeimeiyouyingsheng，biaomianyiranyifupingdandemoyang。
supeiyuqingqingtanleyikouqi，youdianerganga，tahaishihedangchuyiyangjue！
gandaojiudianmenkou，xialeche，supeiyuchiyileyixiazhufudao:“daihuibuguanbierenzenmeyilunni，yebiehetamenyibanjianshi。”
suihou，yixingrenzoujinyanhuiting，libianzhengzaidabaijiuxi，yipaifanhuajingxiang。
wanglaiderenmobuxizhuangbiting，fuzhuangqili。
dajiazaiyiqibeigongjiaocuo，haoburenao。
supeiyuxiaoyinyindelaidaocantingbaofangdezuilibian，chaozhetaishiyishangyigebijiaofutaidelaonianrentiantianhandao:“nainai！”
zuozaizhuweidezheiyirexuechuanqidelaonianren，jiushisujiadejiazhu，zhangqin。
kandaodongshidexiaosunnv，zhangqingaoxinghuiyingdao:“xiaosunnvheerxifulaila，ganjinlaizuonainaishenbian。”
zhidaodahuoergandaozhangqinshenpang，laorenjiacaifaxianlufei，bianwen：“zheiweishi？”
supeiyuchiyileyixia，dishenghuida:“zheishiwodeweihunfu，lufei。”
“nainai。”lufeiyesuizhejiaoleyisheng。
“嗯？”
zhangqindemuguangyixiaziliangleqilai，zuoyousaoshileyixialufei，xiaodao:“tingshuoniganggangtuiyile，yezuoxiaba。”
lufeiyingleyisheng，sanrenweizuozaiyuancanzhuopang，zheishihouyigenazhegaojiaobeideqingnianyezuoleguolai，zheibianshisupeiyudetangge，suxiong。
“tingshuonicongrongtingjiule，hundehaihaoba。”
“haihao。”lufeisuibianhuiyingleyixia。
“neimenihuijiadeshihou，doumeiyoujingweigensuima？”suxiongyoubiwendao。
“ganjuebubian，jiucidiaole。”
suxiongpiepiezui，jiansuankebodejiangdao:“bubian，pabushiyizhizaizheizhuangniba？junduilideguidingyetingduodeba，wokannishijibiebuzu，pobudeyituiyileba！”
yishijian，zhongrendemuguangdoubeixiyinleguolai，kanxianglufeideyanshenli，douduoshaoyouxiebuxieyigu。
lufeimeiyouqujieshishenme，kezheiquerangsuxiongrenwei，lufeishixinxule，zaicimanhengwulidejifengdao:“juwosuozhi，nixianzaiyebushishenmeshaoyele，yunyanggongsipashiyuniyidianerguanxidoumeileba？niniushenmeniu。”
shuozhetalenghengleyisheng，manlianbiyi。
lufeimouguangyileng，liuluchushaoxuliangyi。
supeiyudelianshang，yeyouxieguabuzhule。
yunyangjituangongsideshigaodeyilunfenfen，lufeiganggangshiquqinren，zheibushizaibierenshangkousayanma！tanggeshitiaobierenruanzhuniea！
youderenqieqiesiyu，yifucourenaodemoyang，meixiangdaosujiadeguye，juranshigefeiwu，yishijiandahuoerduilufeidechengjiangengshenle。
suxiongtiaoletiaomei，jidongdeshuo:“danshinifangxin，wosujiabuhuiyanzhengzhengkannieside，suiranniyemeiyoushenmebenling，danlaiwogongsidanggebaoan，haishimianqianggougede。”
“xingle。”yanjianmanbujingxindeyanyubianchengleeyizhongshang，zhangqinyetingbukaixinde，xunchileyiju，“yihoujiushilianjinle，nimenyaonaonayang。”
danshizhangqinyedagailejielufeirujindejingkuangle，dandanjiangdao:“lufei，shiyizhici，worenweinihaishiyaoduojianulide，zhengquzaorichengjialiye，bunengyizhizheiyanggaobuchengdibujiuba。”
suxiongyezaijimeinongyandedengzhekanlufeichuqiu。
tayizhichuaimozhe，jimeimeilianyin，zenmeyeyaozhaogemendanghuduideba，dangrangengkanbudelufeihaole。
supeiyumiansetonghong，ganjueyouxiediulian。
lufeiqueyizhizhendingziruo，meiyoufenhaodenuyi。