chentianbeiwencaidairufangjian，jiushuyusimuzezaidatang。
chentianzhishihunmi，erqieshenshangmeiyoushang，yinggaibushibeirenda，zaijiashanghuxipinghuan，shenshangmeiyouguiqi，jiushuyusimubianmeiyouguan。
buguojiushuquezaixiangzheyaobudengtaxingle，baizushiyeshoutu？？？
然而此刻……
chentianquehuanhuanzhengkaishuangmou，neiyishuangyanmoubianchenghuangse！
“吼……！！！”
霎那间！
yishengfangfolaiziyumanhuangjushoudenuhoucongqihoulongneifachu！
……
erjiushujiangzheixiexiangfagaosulesimu……
“shixiong，ciyandangzhen？？”
simutingwanjiushushuodeyileng，ruguoshizheiyangdehua……zheihuohunmishuobudingshizushiyegaodeni？？？
bijingsheishuozushiyesilejiumeibanfale？？？
“嗯。”
jiushudianlediantou，heleyikoucha：“zheixiaozibaitianbuzhidaozenmehuishichuleyizhuang，ranhoujiuhunmi……kanyangziyinggaishihunmileyizhengtian。”
“ruguoshizheiyangdehua……shuobudingzhendeshiyuanfen。”
“那……”
“吼……！！！”
突然！
yishengnuhouyindeliangrenshunjianqishen！
这是……
僵尸的吼叫声？！！
liangrenheranchaozhenuhoushengdifangerqu！
wencai，qiushengtingdaoshengyinheyitiao，dankanzhejiushuyusimuchaozhechentianfangjianqu，yegenzhequ！
房间内。
chentiangangganshoudaozishenyouzheqiangdawubideliliang，xiayike！
房间门大开！
jiushuyusimudounazhetaomujianyanzhenyidaikanzhechentian……
cikedechentian，shuangmouhuangse，kouzhongyouzheliangkejianjiandeyachi！
tamenerrenjianciyijing……
这……
zheinimazenmehuishi？？？
zheinimazenmebianchengjiangshile？？？
卧槽……
pindaoguanmendizibianchengjiangshile？？？
yejiushishuo……pindaoguanmendizimeile？？？
erchentiankanzhejiushuyusimuyileng，kanlekansizhou……
不是！
我怎么回来了？？？
卧槽！
九叔要干我？？？
chentianqishenruoruokaikou：“jiushu？”
“！！！”九叔。
“！！！”四目。
不是！
什么鬼？？？
尼玛……
僵尸会说人话？？？
卧槽！
wodeneigezushiyea！niganjinxialaikankan！zheinimashijiangshi？？？
开局会说人话？？？
“陈天？你……”
jiushukanzhechentianxiangshuoshenme，danbuzhidaogaishuoshenmea……
jiangshihuishuorenhuayejiusuanle，zheihuoyanzhuzishihuangsede？？
不是……
jiangshiyanzhuzizakenengbianseera！！！
这不对劲啊！
而且……
他身上没有尸气！
这才是最古怪的！
jiangshi，jitiandiyuanqi，shaqi，shiqiweiyiti，bulaobusi，chaochuliudao，buzaiwuxing！
但……
为什么……
weishenmetameiyoushaqi？shiqi？yuanqi？？？
tajiuhaoxiangputongrenyiyang！
不是……
biputongrenniubi，jiushuyusimudoushixiudaozhe，rujingengshidaoledaorendibu，zirankandechurujinchentianzishenqiangdashili。
shenzhibitamenhaiyaoqiang！！！
（daotong，daoren，zhenren，tianshi，duiyinglianjinghuaqi，lianqihuashen，lianshenfanxu，lianxuhedaojingjie）
“xiaohuozi，nihairendeshixiong？？”
simumeitoujinzhoukanzhechentian，zhilezhijiushu，chentiandianlediantou，xinnianyidong，liaoyashouna，shuangmoubianchengheise……
buguotaxinzhongneiwujindeyuwangzaicuicuta……
咬！
咬眼前两个道士！
jiushuyusimudoushixiudaozhe，xueyeduiyuchentianlaishuoshidabu！
buguotaqiangxingyazhixueyin……
“ziranrenshi，jiushujiulewoyiming。”
“那你……”
tingzhechentiandehua，jiushuyuyanyouzhi……
“niweihehuibianchengrujinmoyang？？”
gangcaihaiyifujiangshimoyang，xianzaiyoubianchengleren……
不是！祖师爷！
快出来！
快出来看怪物！！！
“yinwei……wodedaojiyuan，chengweipanguzuhouyi！！”
zheizhongshiqingchentianbudasuanyinman，erqiehaiyaogenzhejiushuni。
bijingshijiangshishijiedetianmingzhizi，chentianshixuyaotishengde！
simudouchuxianle，neimejiangshixianshengjuqingyeyaokaishile，erjiangshixianshengderenlaotaiye……takeshizaiqingtingdianshuixuelimianyangleershiniana！
taduiyuchentiangengshidabu！
haiyouqitajiangshijuqing，neixieguiguaidoushibu！！
zaijiashangjiushujiuletayiming，haiyou……tayaozhaojiushuyaoguihun，suoyishuozheizhongshiqingbuxuyaoyinman。
“panguzuhouyi？？？”
jiushuliangrenyilianmengbi，chentianjiedadao：“shide，panguzuhouyi。”
“panguzuhouyisuirankanshangqugenjiangshiyiyang，youliaoya，danbuxuyaoxixue，ershixuyaochiligui，yuanqi，shaqi，shiqidengdengdengdeng。”
“lingwai，yujiangshizuibutongdeshi，panguzuhouyishibujuyangguang，bupayiqiedaofa，jianeryanzhiwanfabuqin，neixieshenmeheigouxue，modou，huangfudoumeiyong。”
“shenzhiroushenqiangda，erqiehaiyouzhangkongyuansuliliang。”
“比如……这个。”
shuozheshuozhe，chentianshouzhangtanchu，yiduohuoyanchuxianzaishoushang！
zheibianshichentiandeyinengzhiyi！
火焰！
chucizhiwai，haiyouliangzhongyineng，yigeshinianli，yigeshisudu！
jiushuyusimukanzhezheiyimu，duishiyiyan……
tamenbutaixiangxinchentianshuode……
chentiankanchutamenxiangfa，kaikou：“zheiyangba，jiushunibayiqienenggouduifujiangshidebanfayongzaiwoshenshang。”
“ruguomeiyong，neime……woxuyaojiushunineiguanzilimiandeegui！”
“你饿了？？？”
“ng……zaibuchidiandongxi，kongpazhenyaoxixuele。”
“……”九叔。
“……”四目。
得！
那么……
就试一下！
buguojiushukanzhechentianneiyidongdeyangzi：“wencai，nasangetanziguolai。”
“e……haoleishifu。”
wencailimaqunatanzi，dangtanzinalaizhihou，jiushurengjichentian。
houzhelimajiezhu，suihoupobujidaidakaitanzishangdefuzhi！
“嗖……！！！”
yigeguiyinggangxiangpao，danzhijiebeichentianyibazhuazhu！
shuangmouzaidubianchenghuangsedechentianhaobuyouyujiangzheizhiguitunshi！！
【ding--suzhutunshiegui，zhengzaitishengzishen……】
ganshouzhezishenzaibuduantisheng……suiranhenman，danyezaitishengbushi？？？
“炸鸡味！香！”
shuowan，chentianlimanalingwaiyigetanzi……
kandaozheiyimu，simuyujiushuduichentiangangshuodehuaxinlejiufen！
tanzishangdefuzhibujiandande，duiyuyaoxiezhiwuneishizhimingshang！
erchentianmeiyourenheyingxiangdesikaifuzhi，henmingxianduiyuzheixieshichedimianyi！
suoyishuo，chentianshuodehuatamenxinlejiufen，dantamenyehenyihuo……zheijiyuannaerlaide？？？
盘古族啊！
我靠！
shenmewanyierganyipanguziju？？？