第六章 吃货遇见无头魂

shilailuzaineigeniandaidejiyilibingbutaiyuan,xiangzheyongbudaoduozhangshijian,jiunengdaolaolaojia,kemeixiangdaodeshiduzilimeiyouliangshi,yilushangzhizhijiao,edewoyanqianzhimaojinxing,yigejingdequbamaogenchi,haihaozhongwudaolelaolaojia,sigediezibagewan,yidunfanchidewobizizuiwaide,xiaoduzichengdeliuyuan,neishihoucaidixiabaicaidiandi,danyouxuebaidedamantou,chiqilaifeichangdexiangtian。chiguozhongwufan,laolaojiayingwanliu,wanshangyouchileyidun。

zheiliangdunfankebawochenghuaile,mozhegunyuandexiaoduzi,zuozaiduluncheshang,xinlineigemei,chanchongzhongyuanwenlehui。duochileyidunfanshihaoshi,keshihuijiayijingwanle,haimeiyoudaowutouling,tianjiuheitoule,buguoxinghaoyoumingliangdeyueguang,heiyelikeyikandehenyuan,yueguangzhaozaiyumiyezishang,liuxiayinguangshanshan。

daolewutoulinghuranyuanchupiaolaisangehuoqiu,wutoulingshangdunshiheiqimimankailai,yigubowudunshibawutoulingzhaozhu,yishijianyinfengsasa,heiyunzheyue,qifenbiandeyichangdekongbu,wosuiranxiao,dankandaozheixie,xinlikaishifahuang,yinweineikebushishenmehaodongxi,ershisangerenyingzi,bu,yinggaishuoshiguiyingzi,renbukenengmeiyoutou,jigewutoudeguiyingziyaoyaohuanghuang,youshihuitingxialai,shenzheshuangshoudaochuluanmo,shizaizhaozijidetoulu。wodunshihedewawadaku,fuqinshuo:“xiaodongnikushenme?”

wozhizheqianfang,kuzheshuo;“qianmianyoujigeren,lanzailushangburangzanmenguoqu。”

fuqinwen:“shishenmeyangderen?”

woyoudianyuwuluncideshuo;“jiujiushijigemeiyounaodaiguazideren,bu,xiangshilaotoushuodebanjiegang,zhengchaozhewomenzoulai。”

wodieyitingdajingshise,tayanjingsisidedingzheqianfang,,wonianghedelianmangbameimeibaozaihuaili,wenwodiezenmeban,wodieshuo:“woyebuzhidaozenmeban?xianzaizouyibukanyibu,woxianshuoshuo,kantamenjibujizanmenranglu。”

shuowanzhihouwodiezhuangzhuangdanzishangqianqushuo;“jinriyintianwanyexing,meiyouxiangdaosaoraolegewei。dengwomenhuiqu,yidingjigeweiduoshaozhiqian。yinyangbutonglu,haiqinggeweixinggefangbian。”

zheimeyishuojigewutouguijingranmanmandetuiqule,yuanbenheicancandewuqiyixiaziyanxiaoyunsan,yueguanghaishineimeliang。wodieyikanmeishile,ganjinbawohemeimeituihuijia,huidaojialicaifaxianhunshendoushitoule。

wodiehuilaishuo:“haoxian、xingkuixiaodongzaojiukanjianleneigedongxi,buranmaomaoshishideguoqu,houguohenyanzhong。”

woniangshuo:“mingtianzhendedequshaozhima?”

“zheihaiyoujia,dayingrenjiadeshijiudebandao。”

muqinmeiyoushuohua,benyiweizheijianshijiuzheimeguoqule,daolewanshangwodiehemazidayeyiqiqushaodezhi,shaowanzhihoudediertianwanshang,woshuidezhengxiang,jiujuedechuangqianhaoxiangzhanzheren,woganjinzhengkaiyanjingyikan,kebudelele,buzhishenmeshihou,mianqianzhanzhesangedagaoge,wogangyaohanjiao,qizhongdeyigedagaogeshuo:“buyaohan,womenshilaibaixieengongde,engongjiwomenshaozhiqian,haijiwomenshaolenaodai,rangwomenyouyoulenaodai,zheiyangwomenjiukeyizhongrulunhuile,wodelianggexiongdixianqutoutaishuzui,buguowohexiaoengongyouyiduansannianzhiyuan,mingtianzanmenjiunengxiangjian。”

shuowansangerenjiubujianle,woganjinqilai,yikancaizhidaozijizuoleyigeqiguaidemeng.zhenshiqiguai,zenmehuizuozheiyangdemeng。woyibanbuzuozheiyangdemeng,ershizuoxiehaochidemeng,woyouxiexiangbumingbai,zhiyuneigeshenmesannianzhiyuan,wogengshixiangbumingbai。

diertianmuqinyidazaohandao;“xiaodongkuaiqilai,zanmenjiadedahuangxiaxiaogouzaile。”

dahuangshizhidahuanggou,shiwocongxiaoweidade,yishendehuangmao,jizuibaheierduo,yanlichongmanheshan,conglaibuyaoren,xiaohaidouxihuanhedahuangwan,yitingdahuangxiaxiaogouzaile,wojijimangmangdechuanshangyifu,paodaogouwoyikanguoranxialeyiwoxiaogou,jizhixiaogouhaimeiyouzhengyanjing,wohuranfaxianyouyizhihunshenshiheisedexiaoheigou,xiaoheigouhunshenshangxiadourutongheiduanzi,weidubozishangyouyiquanbaimao,xiangshiguyinongshangqudebaixianquan,feichangdemingxian。

baoqizheigexiaogouyuekanyuekeai,huranxiangqilezuotianwanshangzuodemeng,ganmangfangxiaxiaogouqugenwodieshuoqizheijianshi,wodietinghoushuo:‘zheizhenshishijiezhidawuqibuyou,xiaodongniyihouyaohaohaozuoren,zuodaozhientubao,zhidaolema?”

wolaolaoshishidehuida:“wozhidaole。”

qishitongniandeshenghuohenjingcai,xianzaidenongcunyijingmeiyouledangnianderenao,xiangdangniandaimazhazhuoququheguoguo,xianzaidoubukenengle,qianduanshijianshangzhuangjiadilizhuanleyiquan,youyunongyaohechucaojideluanyongyijingmeiyoulemazhaheguoguo。

wozheigerenxihuanhuiyitongnian,xiangzhezijidangnianzhuoguoguodeqingjing,fangfojiuzaiyanqian,guoguozaiwomenzheilijiaojiaoguaizi,zheigekeshihaodongxi,zhuangjiarenshouqiao,yonggaoliangganzibianchengxiaolongzi,zhuadaodejiaoguaizijiufangzailongziliguaqilai,keyijiaohaozhangshijian。zheidongxihaowei,zhijieweidiancongbaijiukeyile,youshinongdianhongshijitahe,zheikeshijiaoguaizidezuiai。

zhuazheidongxixuyaojishu,yibanzaiqiujihongshudili,hongshuzhiyemaoshengdeshihouzhua,zheidongxijiaoshengliaoliang,wozhuazheigedongxi,yibanshixunshengerqu,manmandejiejinmubiao,jiaoguaizifeichangjiaohua,keyiyuanyuandejiukanjianren,zhiyaoyijianren,limajiubujiaole,zheigeshihouqianwanyaoyounaixin,bunengjizao,zuozaishudilimanmandedeng,dengdaotazaicijiaoshichouzhunjihui,zhijiepaoguoqu,zheishijiangjiuyanjishoukuai,yinweijiaoguaizizheishizaojiutiaodaohongshudiliqule,daogenqianzhijiebakaihongshuteng,yongshouquwu,zheidongxiyaoren,wuzhuleyaoqiazhubozi,tajiuyaobudaonile,jiaoguaiziliangtiaozhangzhangdexu,haiyouliutiaotui,qianmiansitiaoduanduande,shiyonglaizhuazhuyiyangdongxi,burangzijishuaixialai;houmianliangtiaozhangzhangde,shiyonglaikuaisutiaoyue,burangrenzhuazhuziji。taguzhedadadeduzi,beishangyouyiduichibang,yangzihenguguai。yipenglianggeduanchibang,zhigagadexiang。xianzaixiangtingtajiao,yaodaoxianchenglicainengmaidao,zheishishenmeshidao。

zuoweiyigechihuozuixihuanqiutianle,yinweiqiutiankeyichidedongxitaiduole,shaoyumizhuhuashengmendigua,keyichidedongxishubuqing,zuihaochidejiushimazhale,neiniantoumazhadaochudoushi,zuixiandejinianwomenzheilinaoguohuangzai,huangzaikenengnianlingxiaodepengyoubuzhidao,huangzai,shizhihuangchongyinqidezaibian。yidanfashenghuangzai,daliangdehuangchonghuitunshihetian,shinongchanpinwanquanzaodaopohuai,yinfayanzhongdejingjisunshiyizhiyinliangshiduanqueerfashengjihuang。huangchongjixiwennuanganzao,huangzaiwangwangheyanzhonghanzaixiangbanersheng,yousuowei“hanjierhuang”、“jiuhanbiyouhuang”。

xianzaiyanjiuhuangchongzaihoutuidemouyibuweishoudaochupengshi,huangchongjiuhuigaibianyuanlaidulaiduwangdexiguan,biandexihuanqunju。huangchongtongchangdanxiao、xihuanduju,weihaiyouxian。dantamenyoushihouhuigaibianxixing,xihuanqunjushenghuo,zuizhongdaliangjuji、jitiqianfei,xingchenglingrenshengweidehuangzai,duinongyezaochengjidasunhai。

tingcunlilaorenshuo;“naoqihuangzailaishiputiangaidide,jingguodedifangwangwangcuncaobusheng,ruguoyanqiaojingguocunzhuang,zheigecunzijiuwanle,yinweineigeniandaidoushihuangcaowu,zhiyaohuangchongjingguocunzizhihou,zhenggezhuangshangdefangzizhijiejiumeiyoudingle,ruguorenyaoshibuxiaoxinpengshangle,meibanfashenshangdeyifujiuchengleyuwangyi,zheihaishipaodekuaide,manyidiandezhijiejiumeiyouleyifu,neizhinengluoben,xianzaixiangyixiangluobenshibushicongneishihoukaishide。dangranyoubiyeyouli,jiushineigeshihou,zhiyaoguohuangzai,jiajiadoushaoyidaguokaishui,zhijieyongshaiziwangguolihulou,bamazhazhushulelaochulaishaigan,jiukeyidangjiujideganliang,duguohuangnian。