第一章 我的傻瓜妹妹

jiusuineinian,fuqinzaigongdishangshizulinan。

muqinkulejitian,biandaizhewohemeimeigaijiale。

jifushigezhihuidubodelanzi,meicishuqianhou,bianhuiduizhewohemeimeidadachushou,yicilaibipomuqinnaqian。

zhidaofuqindepeichangjinquanbushuwan,jifuweilexiefen,zhuajizisidejiangnianjinliusuidemeimeitiqi,pushandadebazhangyixiazibianjiangmeimeidelianshandehongzhong,xianxuehengliu。

meimeiwawazhiku,danzheibingmeiyourangjifuxinshenglianmin,fanerzhijiechaoqidengzi,zaxianglemeimei。

muqindeyanjinglishanguoyisikongju,zhanglezhangzui,zuizhongmeigankaikou。

wokanzherumoguibanbaolidejifu,tongyangxinshenzhanli。weilebimianyebeibaoda,wozhinengduozaijiaoluo,yanzhengzhengdikanzhedengzijiangmeimeidangchangzayun。

zheitianguohou,meimeibeizashale!

zuilizhinengfachu“wuwu”deshengyin,zaiyewufaxianggezhengchangrenneibanshuohua,jiandaorenbianyuanyuanzoukai,chulewoyiwai。

zuoweiyuanxiongdejifuquebingmeiyoubandiankuijiu,fanerjiangmeimeidaozhetiqirengjinlezhuquan,yaoqiuyujialiweiyideyitoulaomuzhutongchi,tongzhu,tongshui。

wozaipangbiankanzheyuxinburen,kehaiweidengdaowokaikouxiangquan,jifubianyishouqiazhulewodebozi,jinggaowobuyaoheyitouzhuzoudetaijin,fouzebianyaojiaowohaokan!

wozhidaojifuzuilide“zhu”zhideshimeimei,danshijishangmeimeiguodebingburuneitoulaomuzhu。

zhuzenmekenenghuibeiaida?

但妹妹会!

meidangjifudushuqianhou,meimeidouyaoxiangzunshouguijuside,jixuaishangjifudeyidunquandajiaoti!

weilebushouqianlian,wokaishimanmanshuyuanmeimei。

danmeimeiquebingweichajue,zhiyaoyoujihuikanjianwo,bianhuipushanglaibaozhuwo“gege”dishaxiao,zuiliyiyiyayadeshuogebuting。

meiguoduojiu,woyougeshaguameimeideshizaixuexiaochuankaile。

xuduorendangzhewomianrumachaoxiaomeimei,shuotashilubiantaofandechougoushi,erqiehaishizuishazuichundeneizhong。

woquebuyiweiyi,yinweiwobawodexinsiquanfangzailebanhuaxululudeshenshang。

xululuchuanzhejiebaidequnzi,rulianhuanhualidexiaoxiannvyibanqingchunkeren,jiangwodeyikexinchedifuhuo。

wojiaojinnaozhi,yongjinwosuonengxiangdaoyiqieyoumeidecihuijixululuxieleyifengqingshu。

kerangwomeixiangdaodeshi,wogangbaqingshusaijinxululudechoutishibianbeijigediaopidandangchangfaxianle。

qizhongyirenyongjiqikuazhangdebiaoqing,dangzhequanbantongxuedemian,zaijiangtaishang“shengqingbingmao”dedashenglangduzhewodeqingshu。

taixiadexushengciqibifu,woganjuewodelianxianghuoshaoyibandeteng。

“gufeng,wokannishilaihamaxiangchitianerou,yebukankanzijishenmedexing?”

“womenluluzhangdeyoujun,jiatingyoushiganbuchushen……”

“nini?jiatusibihaiyougeqigaiyiyangderuozhimeimei……zeze,nizenmehaoyisishuochukoudeya?”

qingshugangyinianwan,xululudeguimibiandangchangkaikou,duiwojinxingpengji。

tongxuemenbianhahadaxiao,fenfenbiaoshiwodenaoziwate,beilvtile。

tingdaozheixiehua,woniejinlequantou,lianzhangdetonghong。

kezheibijingshiwodiyicibiaobai,weilebudangzhexululudiulemianzi,wozhinengdashengbianjiebiaoshi:woconglaimeiyoudajiakouzhongneigebeichengweiruozhiyiyangdemeimei!

然而。

jiuzaidangtianxiawufangxueshi,tiankongwuyunmibu,dianshanleiming。

wohetongxuemenluxuzouchubanji,zaixiaomenkoukandaolemanshenniningzangxixidimeimei。

meimeizaikandaowohou,yanjingyixiazibianchengliangqilai,yizhishoujinjinzhuanzheyibabuzhidaocongnalilaideposan,lingyizhishoubuduandiduiwolianlianhuiwu。

kanyangzi,meimeizhidaoyaoxiayu,zhuanchengdaisanguolaijiewo。

wozhuantouchaozheshenhoubuyuandixululuchouleyiyan,xinqinggewaichenzhong。

weilejianggangcaidemeiyoushaguameimeidehuanghuayuanxiaqu,wozhinengditouqianxing,zhuangzuoburenshimeimei。

kemeimeiqueyiweiwomeikandaota,ruwangchangyibanchaozhewozhijiepuleguolai。

wodunshiheleyidatiao,ruozhenrangmeimeipugejieshi,wozhiqiandehuangyanqibushijiubugongzipole?

wunaizhixia,wozhinenghenxiaxin,jiangshenxingyishan,duokailemeimei。

youyuqianliangtianxiaguoyudeyuanyin,daolunining,youyoukengkengwawadexiaodong……

zhitingde“putong”yisheng,meimeizhijieshuaidaozaileyigenuodadenikengli!

meimeizhenggerendoubeihunzhuodenishuijinshile,toufagengshiyiliuyiliuzhannianzaiyiqi,hunshenshangxiasanfazheneizhongwuhuiyibandeechou!

kandaozheiyimu,tongxuemenquandouhahadaxiao。

woquegengjiahaipale,zhinengqidaimeimeiqianwanqianwanbuyaozaichaowopulai。

meimeizhengzhazhecongnikenglipachu,xianshizhangwangleyihuier,suihoubianduizhewobuzhudishaxiao,shenchuxiaoshouduiwozuochuleyaobaobaodezitai。

“gufeng,haibuganjinqubaozhunineigechouyaofandeshaguameimei?”

“ze,meizhongdedongxi,zhizhidaochehuang!”

“jiuzheiyangdehuose,jingranhaiganjixululuxieqingshu?pei!gujihetadeshaguameimeiyiyang,naozihuaile!hahahaha!”

“就是,就是……”

tingdaozhongrendehua,wozhiganjuedaolianjia**ladeteng,henbudedangchangzhaogedifengzuanxiaqu!

wotoutoudipieleyiyanxululu,faxiantayezhengkanzhewo,suizhetaguimizaierbianxiaoshengshuolejijuhou,tadeyanjingliyetouluchuyisibiyiheyane。

tiankongxiaqilepiaopodayu,jiangwodelianmianhaiyouchulian,chedidijiaomiezailetuli!

womengdizhuanguoshen,batuimaiqibufa,xianggejiangyaobeizhuadexiaotou,feiyesiditaocuan。

kuangfenghuxiao,yuyuexiayueda。

wodeleishuizhibuzhudicongyanjiaoyongchu,yudoudadeyushuihunzaileyiqi。

wopiankedoumeiyoutingliu,zhixiangyuanlizheigekanbilianyudedifang,zhaogesuoyourendouzhaobudaowodedifang,haohaodakuyichang!

“阿巴阿巴……”

meimeideshengyincongshenhouchuanlai。

wozhuanguotou,faxianmeimeifeilidigenzaiwodeshenhou,qingqingchelechewodexiuzi,shiyirangwomanyidian。

dancikedewo,kandaomeimeigengshixinfan,naohaizhongbuduandifuxianqigangcaichaofengshourudewuyanhuiyu,xintoudiweiquhenanguozhujianzhuanhuanchengyigufennu!

“nizheigeshazi,sheiyunxunilaixuexiaozhaowole?gun!nijiwogun!”

woshenshouzhizhemeimeidashengsihou,sihuzheizhongfangshibiannenggourangwoxuanxiediaoneixindequruyukuse。

meimeilengleyixia,chengliangdeyanmoulimanshibujie。

wofanyingguolai,meimeishigeshazi,zenmekenengmingbaiwoshuodehua?

danzheibingbunengpingxiwodefennu,yinwei,tacaishijintianlingwoxianrulianyudezuikuihuoshou!

ruguobushita,wojintianjiubuhuizaixuexiaobeirenchixiaoruma!

ruguobushita,woyeduanranbuhuizaixululumianqiandiuguanglemianzi!

woqideyangqileshou,xiangyaohenhendishanmeimeijigeerguang。

danjiuzaizheitongyishijian,meimeiyongtaneixiaoxiaodishoujiangposanchengkai,dazailewodetoudingshang。

ertazijiquebuganzoujinyusandefanwei,qiangrenzhebeibaoyuchongshuajida,quansuozheshentixiangshiyizhizuocuoshidexiaomao。

“哼。”

wolenghengyisheng,shenshouzhijiejiangtachengzhedeneibaposandafanzaidi,dashengmadao:“sheixihannizheiposan,gun!nizheigeshazi!yaobushiyinweini,wojintianzenmekenengzheimediulian?doushini,doushini!niweishenmebuqusia!!!”

meimeibeiwoturandefanyinghedemanlianshabai,yishengbuhangdidixialetou。

womeizaishuoshenme,yingzhebaoyu,zhuanshenchaozhejiadefangxiangpaoqu。

yilushang,meimeijicilalelawodeyixiu,danwuyiliwaidequanbeiwowuqingdijiangshoudakai。

huidaojiahou,meimeizijuehuidaoleshuyutadezhuquan,duozaizangchoudeqiangjiaodishengwuyan。

yilianchourongdemuqinhejifuzailiwuduizuozhebufayiyan,kanneijiashi,sihuyoushi。

dangwoshoushihaohuanxiyifudasuanquweishengjianxizaoshi,wotingdaolejifuneicuguanghunhoudeshengyin。

“bujiushichulidiaoyitouzhueryi,youshenmehaoyouyude?nitemeyaoshizaiganlanzhe,xinbuxinlaozilianniyiqimaile?”