第4章功夫了得
“自己人？”
tangweiweishaoshaoyileng，xuanjichonglitianxiaoshenchuleshou，luchumirenerpojuqinhelideweixiao，“nihao，wojiaotangweiwei，nikeyijiaowotangjie。”
tangweiweibingweiyimaoquren，fanerzaiwoshoudeshunjiandaliangqilelitianxiao，chuanzhejiandandaoyouxieluopo，kezaimianduizijimuguangdeshihouqueshibubeibukang，yishuangqiheidemouzijiqilingdong、qingche。
“jiaotangjieduobuqinqiea，weiweijienihao，xiaodichulaizhadao，nikeyaozhaozhewoe。”litianxiaoyebuketao，xiaomimidegentangweiweiwoshou，bankaiwanxiaobanrenzhendao。
“真会说话。”
tangweiweixiaodegengjiakaixinle，yishiyinweilitianxiaohuishuohua，erlai，ganggangliangrenwoshoudeshihou，zheijiahuosuirannieleyixiazijideshou，youxieqingtiao，quebingbuguofen。
zheishiyigeyoufencunderen！
“jiuchongnizheiju‘weiweijie’，jianglaijiushaobulenidehaochu。”tangweiweixiaoheheshuozhe，huitouyouchongmoqingyudao：“qingyu，bataanpaijinbaoanburenfubuzhang，nikanruhe？”
“如此甚好。”
moqingyujianliangrenliaodekaixin，xinliyefangxinbushao。bijinggongsilirujinyoubushao“neigui”，zijirenxiangchuyukuai，cainengzhongzhichengcheng。
erlitianxiaobenshenbenshibuxiao，lianzhangshaochengdebaobiaodounengqingyinaxia，jiashangyoushiyeyetuijianlaidebaobiao，qinengdaiman？baoanbufubuzhanghaodaishigeguaner，yebusuanmaimeita。
“xing，neiwozheijiuquanpai。”
tangweiweiyeshigeleilifengxingderen，jijuhuajiaodaiwanbiandailitianxiaochulezongcaibangongshi。
“wodehaodidi，bieguaidangjiejiedemeitixingni，zheigebaoanbuxianzaibutaiping，niqulezhihoukenenghuiyudaoyixiemafane。”daoletangweiweibangongshi，tangweiweiyibianjilitianxiaodaoshui，yibianjieshaoqilai。
litianxiaopiepiezui，buwuyumendao：“weiweijie，nizheibushijiwochunanti。badidiwanghuokenglituima？”
“哪能啊。”
tangweiweiyanranyixiao，“ganggangwoketingqingyushuonishenshouledee，duifujigexiaofanpaihaibushoudaoqinlai？”
“嘿嘿！”
“wopei，shaopinzui，zheimekuaijiuxiangzhanjiejiebianyile？danzibuxiaoani。”tangweiweiqiaolianweihong，denglelitianxiaoyiyan，shenqinghanchendainu，**dewaibiaoxiatouchujifenyaomei，lingrenxianxierenshoubuzhu。
“woyouzhannibianyideyisima？”litianxiaotantanshou，yilianwugu。
“德性！”
tangweiweidiujilitianxiaoyigedabaiyan，huafengyizhuan，“xingle，bugennixiachele，chenshijianhaizao，niganjinqubaoanbubaodaoba，womashangjineibiandagedianhua，nizhijieguoqujiuxing。”
“好嘞！”
litianxiaoyebuhanhu，linchumenqianchongtangweiweijimeinongyan，“weiweijie，wandianwozailaikannie。”
“......”
tangweiweibaiyanluanfan，xinshuozheihaizhenshizijiren，zilaishua，lianpizhenbushiyibandehou。
“嘿嘿。”
litianxiaozeiheheyixiao，wenminglelu，diaozhewukuaiqianyibaodetianxiaxiu，chaozhebaoanbufangxiangerqu。moshijituanhenda，bijingfajiashikaozhe“zoubiao”，daorujinyanranfazhanchengledapiandewuliujidi，huoyunbucangkuzheiyikuaibianzhanlequangongsichaoguobaifenzhiqishidedipan。
erbaoanbujiuxiandeyouweizhongyaole，gongsishangxiazuyouyibaiershiduomingbaoan，congmenweidaobaoweikequandouguibaoanbuguanli，shizudeyoushuibumen，zuoweibaoanbubuzhangpangdabingzaigongsiyesuanzhongcengguanlirenwu，riziguodejiqishutan。meitianchulebuzhigongzuozhiwai，dabufenshijianjunzaixunlianchangdaizhe，meiqimingyueduncuxunlian，shizezaixunlianchangbangongshikandashanshuidajue，ouerliuchuqudadapaishenmede。
kejintianpangdabingyoudianbushuang，gangzhunbeichumenhuihuisangnaxiaomeier，quejiedaolerenshibutangjinglidedianhua，shuobaoanbulaileyimingfubuzhang！
yikuaidangaolianggerenchijiumeiyigerenchideshuangle，zheilaidefubuzhangbudengyuzijidelanluhuma？
“sheidanglaozifacai，laozinongsishei！”pangdabingmengxileyikouyan，xinzhongyijingyoulezhuyi。
“dongdong......dongdongdong......”
pangdabingzhengzaizhuomodegongfu，bangongshidemenxiangle。
“jinlai。”pangdabingdao。
“buzhang，waimianlaileyigexiaozi，shuoshiyaojianni，nikan......”lairenyibianshuozheihua，yibiannachudoulideyandijipangdabing。
“看看去。”
pangdabingyizhuomo，tianzhedaduzizoulechuqu。nuodadexunlianchangshangwushiduomingbaoanyijingfangxialeshouzhongdexunlian，fenfenwangxianglemenkoudenianqingnanzi。
nianqingnanzijiangjinyimibadegetou，quetixingxiaoshou，chuanzhejiqiputong，shenzhiyouxielata，kerenqueaoqishizu，diaozheyanliangshouchazaikudouligenhunhunside。
“nishishenmeren？laizheierganshenme？”pangdabingchenshengwendao。
“nijiushipangdabingpangbuzhangba，woshilitianxiao，shixinrenbaoanbufubuzhang。”
litianxiaoyantouyimie，danxiaodao：“hengaoxingrenshidajia，jinhouyiduanshijianliwomenjiangyiqiweigongsideanquanfuze，xiwangdajiapeihewodegongzuo。”
“woyeweinigaoxing。”pangdabingyitingshunjianmingbaile，ganqingzheihuojiushitangweiweikouzhongdefubuzhanga，nianqingdetaibuxianghuale，kuangqiezheixigeboxituidepingshenmedangbaoanbudefubuzhang？dangxiayanyugengshichongmanlejifeng，“buguo，zanmenpingshenmepeihenidegongzuoni？”
“kanlaidajiabushihenhuanyingwodedaolaia。”litianxiaoyanjingyimi，lianpangxiaoronggengshenjifen。
“huanyingbuhuanyingzanqiebutan。”
pangdabingbuchengrenyebufouren，tianzhedaduzidao：“wopangdabingshigecuren，zheierdebaoandoumeishenmewenhua，ganzanmenzheixingdepingdejiushishoushanggongfu，meineimeduowanwanrao，jinerninachudianzhenbenshilai，zanmendajiaziranhuipeihenidegongzuo，keruoshigeyinyanglaqiangtouneijiuduibuzhule，naerlaidejiuhuinaerquba。”
“nachudianbenshijinimenqiaoqiao？”wenyan，litianxiaoshenqingyouxieguguai，dingzhepangdabingbanshangcaidao：“woduzitaixiao，ketingbuqilaia。”
pangdabingyitingzheihua，dangshimianseyichen，saibangzidouqiguleqilai，zhei**juranganfengcizigeer？zhaosibucheng？
“xiaozi，shuohuaxiaoxindianer，biejizijizhaobuzizai！”
“jiushi，xianzaidenianqingrentaikuangwangle！”
jigebaoanlengxiaolianlian，moquancazhangnushizhelitianxiao。