5 一哭二闹三上啥东西?!

不过。

zhangfengkanzheyingeryibanbeihekudegaopeng,zuijiaochuxianleyimoxiaoyi。

yinweizhiqiantongguoziliaoduiyugaopengzheigemubiaorenwudefenxi,zhangfengzhidao,zheigegaopeng,biku!

ziliaodangzhongxiedemingmingbaibai,gaopengshiyigelannifubushangqiangdewankuzidi。

yinweijialimiandixinandingzhiyoutayigeren,suoyiwanquanbuxuyaoshenmezhengquanduoli。

beizijidelaodie,yejiushigaozhenyunbaohudehenhao。

gaozhenyundeshouxia,wanquanjiangzheigegaopengsihoudegenyigedayeyiyang。

kechuquezheixierenyiwaini?

nandingsuiranjiutayige,dantahaiyoujiejiemeimeia!

tazaijiazulimianbiaoxianchulaide,shenzhihaibururenzijidejiejiemeimeiqiangshi。

shenzhizijideqinjiejieheqinmeimeidouyouyizhongkanbuqitadeganjue。

gengbieshuoneixiepangxideqinrenle。

zheiqunqinrenyigegeduitadoushilengyanxiangdai,wanquankanbushangdeyangzi。

shenzhizaimianduizheiqunrenlengchaorefengdeshihou,gaopengshenzhidoubuganyanyu,zhiganyigerenshengmenqi。

tadexingzi,guzilimianjiudaizherouruo。

yinweitawanquanmeiyoujingguorenheqiaoda,zenmekenengqiangshideqilai?

suoyi,zaimianduizijiweizhikongjudeshihou,tazhinengshizhaobaba,zhaobabadedashou。

ganshoudaozijishenshangsuosanfachulaidezheigushaqi。

他必哭!

dangranle,zheidoushizhangfengtongguozijidefenxidechudejielun。

bijingziliaoshangzhijiandandixiezheyiju:“zaiqinrenmianqian,disanxiasi,taiduqianbei。”

zhiyu“taiduqianbei”sigezizhangfengzhijiewushile!

haipajiushihaipa,cheshenmetaiduwenti?

taruguozhendeshiyigeqianbeideren,zenmekenengduiwaishiyifuwankuzidideyangzi?

erduiyuzheizhongfubuqilaideadou。

youliangzhongfangfakeyinaxiata。

diyizhong,jiushihongzhelai,shunzhegaopengdeyisi,jianggaopenggaogaodiguaqilai。

zheiyanghuidedaogaopengdexinren,danpaokaigaopengzhiwaideqitarenni?

gaopengshishazi,baohuzhegaopengdezheiqunrenkebushia!

neijiuzhishengxiadierzhongle。

jiushibigaopengzhouweideneixieqinren,gengjiabianbenjialidiqiyagaopeng!

yaocuihuigaopengsuoyoudezizunxinhedixian,tongyang,congpangxiezhu,jianggaopengneixinzheimeduoniandebiequhenuhuodoubaofaqilai。

dangranhaixuyaozhangfengyixiliedecaozuo,ranggaopengrenwei,zhiyouzijicainengjifataneixinde“qianneng”。

俗称......

PUA!

zhiyaobagaopengpuachenggongle,neidarugaojiachengweiwodihaibushixinshounianlaideshiqingma?

xianzaihekugaopeng,yebuguozhishipuadediyibueryi。

zheibian,gaopengyingeryibandetiku,yeshijingxinglezhanzaiyipangdeshenbing。

duiyugaopengbeihekuzheijianshiqing,shenbingyeshiweiweipielepiezui,bingmeiyoushuoshenme。

bijing,gangcaitayebeihezhule。

zhangfengshenshangbaofachulaide,jiushishaqi!

zuoweishoushangzhanranrenmingdeta,dangranzhidaozheidongxideyoulai。

tadiyishijianjiuquedingle,mianqiandezheigekanshangqurenchuwuhaidexiaozi,jueduishiyigeqiongxiongjiezhiren!

tashoushangzhanranzhederenming,zhishaobizijiyaoduo!

zhiyuduoduoshao,neijiubuzhidaole!

xianzairuguoduitadongshoudehua,napashiziji,kongpadouzhanbudaorenhebianyiba?

danlaodahaishiyaobaohudeya!

yushihu,tayeshimaichujiaobu,dangzailegaopengdeshenqian,mianxiangzhangfeng。

cishigenzhangfengjinzaizhichi,kanzhezhangfengchongmanshaqidetongkong,raoshishenbingdexinzhongdoushichuxianleyimokongju。

wanquanmingbaigaopengweishenmehuibeihekule。

感同身受啊!

danshenbinghaishiweiweiyaoleyaoyashuodao:

“xiansheng.......”

tajuranxiayishididuizhangfengdouyongshanglezheizhongchenghu!

zheidangranshiyuanyuyizhongjingweile。

沈兵神色严肃:

“nikezhidao,womenshaoye,keshigaojiajiazhugaozhenyundeerzi!nijiubupagaojiadebaofuma?”

tabenlaijinlaidemudejiushiyaotigaopengbaofuyixiazhangfengde,danshitaxianzaimianduizhangfengzheiyangdeshaqi,ganjuezijidougouqiangle,haibaofurenjia?

xianzaihaishixiangbanfaxianhuoxialaizaishuoba!

ertingdaoshenbingzheijuhua,zhangfengyouxiaole。

zhibuguozheicizhishiqingxiaoyisheng,yandiguazheyimoqingmiekanzhemianqiandeshenbingshuodao:

“woyaoshixiangtingpiyanzishuohua,zijihuifangpi!”

xiangting.....shenmeshenme?

zhangfengzheiyijuhuarangsuoyourendeyanshendoushiguaiyileqilai。

youqishishenbing,shenzhihaiyouxieniuqu。

danzhangfengdeshengyinhaizaijixu:

“zhenyiweiwobuzhidaotashisheia?”

“buhaoyisi,wodadejiushita!”

“shenme?!”zheihuarangshenbingdemuguangzhouranyisuo。

duifangjuranzhidaozijijiashaoyedeshenfen,haigandongshou?!

yishunjian,shenbingjiuchajuedao,zheigerenhaoxiangbuzhishidanchundetiaoshileya!

zhuyaoshishenbingwanquanmeiyoujiandaozuotianneizhongchangmian。

zhangfengjingzhizoudaolegaopengdemianqian,kaikoujiushiyiju:“jiutmnijiaogaopenga!”

这意图还不明显吗?

jiushichongzhenijiashaoyelaideya!

cishideshenbingjuranshiweiweihoutuileyibu,lakailejiashi,haoxiangsuishizhunbeichushouyiyang。

suirantaquedingzijibushizhangfengdeduishou,danbaohuzijijiashaoye,haishitadeshouyaozhize,guazheyimoweixiedeweidaochenshengkaikoudao:

“谁派你来的?!”

没错。

jiranquedingleduifangdemubiaojiushizijijiashaoye。

那他不得不多想。

mofei,shiyourenpaizheigerenjinlaiyaozaihaozilimianchudiaozijijiadeshaoye,jigaojiachenzhongyiji?

是外敌?

还是家贼?!

kezhangfengquexiaozheyaoleyaotoudandandishuodao:

“zaizheigeshijieshang,haimeiyourenyouzigenenggouqingwochushousharen。”

yuqisuiranpingdan,danshenshangneizhongnanyizhuomodeqishishunjiandangyangerchu,gengangcaideshaqibuyiyang。

xianzaizhangfengshenshangsanfachulaide,juranshiyizhongshuyushangweizhedeqishi。

erqie,jiukanzhangfengdetongkong,yewanquanbushizhuangchulaide!

queshia,qianshitakeshituiyidetouhaoshashou,lianqianshineigeshijieshangdoumeiyourenherenyouzigeyaoqiuzhangfengchushou,gengbieshuozheigeganggangchuanyueguolaideshijiele。

他说的是真的!

shenbingdiyishijianzaixinzhongquerenlezijidexiangfa。

erlakaidejiashiyeshiweiweihuanhelejifen,yanzhongduolejifenhuyi,kaikoudao:

“neixianshengzheishi......”

zhangfengyouyiciqingmiedixiaoleyishengshuodao:

“beijingzhihuyijizhilichuangbanlexianzaidegaoyuanjituan,chengbajiangbei,doushuotashiyidaixiaoxiong。”

“wozhishitingwenzheiyidaixiaoxiongdeerzibeiguanzaizheikanshousuolimianle?xiangkankandaodishibushihufuwuquanzi。”

“kemeixiangdaoa.......”

shuodaozheierdeshihou,zhangfengdeyanshenyueguoshenbingluozaileshenbingshenhoudegaopengshenshang。

“zezeze......”

tajuranhaiyilianxianqidizalezazuijiezheshuodao:

“zheiyidaixiaoxiongdeerzi,juranshiyigetaniangdezhihuiyiku、ernao、sanshangyouyadezhu,zhentmrangrenshiwang!”

yikuernaosanshangshenmewanyier?!

tingzhezhangfengdehua,mianqiandeshenbingliansejiangying,shenzhizuijiaodoubuzizhudichouchuleyixia。

mingmingshizheigeniubideyigedalao,zheiweishashuohuazheimede......jiediqia......

jianshiqihoumiandeqiaoyutingdaozheihuaxianshiyileng,erhoulianjiadunshiweihong,zhijieancuiyisheng:

“这个臭流氓!”

“keke......”pangbianerdechenbaozhongtongyangshiyilianjiangying,yiwaidikanzheqiaoyuwendao:

“xiaoqiao,nizhidaozhangfengshuodesha?”

“a!wobuzhidao!!woshayebuzhidao!!”qiaoyudunshilianjiatonghong,wuzhulezijideqiaolian,yaotousihou。

tongyangfachusihoushengde,haiyouyigeren。

jiushizhangfenggangcaishuodeneigezhu。

yuanbenhaikujijidegaopengtingdaozijizaizhangfengdezuilimianzhishizheimegepingjia,xindideqifenshunjianbiaoshengerqi:

“wayaya!!qishawoye!”

“bingge!jiwohaohaojiaoxunta!jiwohenhendijiaoxuntama...”

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