“gemen，fangxinshangluba，nidejiangshan，gedainizhangguan，nihougongdesanqianjiali，geyequanbangniyangle，baozhengyulujunzhan，juebuhoucibobi，wahahaha！”yetiandeyiyangyangdepaizheshenbianyigenianqingrendejianbang。
zheijiahuoliansecanbaiwuxue，yintangwuhei，lianzuichundoushiheide，zhengyigeyijingguadiaodedaomeidan。
“bu，zhenshizhenlongtianzi，jiuwuzhizun，zhenzhangshengbulao，zhenbuhuisi……”daomeidanturanpaoxiaoqilai，pinmingdezhengzha，niutougeliezhedazui，kuangdeyiquanbatazayun，tuolebianzou。
“yetian，nizaibujiajin，shichenjiucuoguole。”mamianxiongshanyidetixing，yijiaochuaizaiyetiande**shang。
“wa……”yetiancanjiaoyisheng，shuaixiashenbujiandidenaiheqiao。
“huangshang……huangshang……”
huangkongbuandejicujiaohuansheng，bazhengzaizuochunqiumeimengdeyetianjingxing，tamengdezuozai，kankansizhou，zaikankanzuozaimianqian，qiaomiancangbaiwuxue，manlianhuangkongbuandegongzhuangliren，zuibazhangdelaoda，“zhei……zhei……shi……shi……”
“huangshang，ninzhongyuxingle，chenqie……chenqie……danxinsile……”jueshijiarenshuiwangwangdemouzilishensefuza，youjingxi、guanhuai、danyou、huangkong，haiyoujifendeyouyuan，yongronghuaguizhonggengpingtianlezhongnanyimiaoshudedongrenshenyun。
wu，henmei，henmiren，hengouhun，henhuoguo，henyangmin，rangzhengchangdenanrenrenbuzhushengchuyaonashadechongdong。
dengdeng，yetiandaizuochuangshang，lianshangbiaoqingxiandehenmangran，tazaipinmingdexiangyaoliqingfenluandetouxu。
zhenggekuanchangdefangjianli，suoyoudebaishezhuangshiguposhehua，jiulianjianzhuyeshigudaidefengge，yidianxiandaihuadedongdongdoumuyou。
yanqiandegongzhuangmeinv，piaoliangdeyitahutu，qizhiyeshiguaguadejiao，anzhaoyetianhengliangmeinvdebiaozhun，neishijueduihuoguoyangmindedingjijibiele。
haoba，jiudangshiyanguzhuangxi，haodaiyegengeshuomingqingchua，geyandeshihuangshang？wu，danbuzhishizhujiaoa？？haishigepaolongtaode？
ai，buguo，yigeneizhangxiang，sandengcanfeideshencai，gujiyejiuyigepaolongtaodeming……
ai，jiusuanshipaolongtaode，haodaiyeyouyijutaiciba？
“daoyan，daoyan？”yetianturandashengjiaodao：“daoyan，woyoumeiyoutaicia？gongqianzenmesuana？”
danggepaolongtaode，meitaicijiusuanle，dangongqiandeshuoqingchua，geqiongdeyaoming，kebushilaidayigongde。
taniutousichuzhangwang，quemeiyoukandaoshezhizudegongzuorenyuan，yemeiyoukandaosheyingji、dengguangshadedongdong，weiyougongzhuangdameirendengmanlianjinge、huangkongbuandebiaoqing。
aiya，buduia，gehaoxiangjide……jideshitiaoguolingyichuangdaloudetiantaishi，neitiantaihaoxiangnibahuchengde，hualayishengjiusuiliele，tajinlaidejijianjiaoyisheng，jiuhuhudewangxiashuailuo。
dui，tajiqilaile，yinweizhangxiang、shencai、jiajingdengwenti，yixiangzibeidetabuganzhudongxiangnvshengbiaobai，zhinenganlianxihuandenvsheng，mengliyy，yuwuguniangxiangrehu。
zheiyebushitadezuiguoa，yishengxialaijiuzhangdezheiyang，qishi，tadewuguanyehaisuanshitingduanzhengde，jiushigetouailedian，yimiliuwu，zheishencai，zainvshengyanli，yisuanshisandengcanfeile，gengyaomingdeshitadetizhong，yitupo160jindedaguan，erqie，haiyouwangshangzengzhangdequshi。
jiuzheishengaotizhong，zuyibarenhezhangxianghaikandeguoqudenvshenghepao，dangran，yeyougebiedenvshengxiangtaansongqiubo，zhishi……zhishizhangxiangshencaibitahaineisha，suoyi，zhijintarengranshigebeijudetongziji。
weilezhaidiaotongzijidedamao，weileburanggemenchixiao，tazheigesanliudaxuebiyededaxuesheng，tisirenlaobandagongdedagongziyaojinyaguan，shengchijianyonglezhengzhengsangeyue，haoburongyicaishengxialejibaikuai，ranhouqumoujiameirongzhongxinneisha。
yehuogaitadaomei，pianpianzhuangshangjingfangsaohuang，zhengzaiguanjianshike，jingchaturanbaoweimeirongzhongxin，congcongtaoshangyifudetazuanchuangtaopao，taodaolouding，tiaoxianglinjindaloudetiantai。
sheixiangneichuangdaloujingranshidoufuzhagongcheng，kansihujiangujieshidetiantaijingranchengshoubuletadetizhong，hualayishengduanlie，tacanjiaozhewangxiashuailuo。
neikeshishijicengdegaolou，shuaixiaqudejieguoma，yongjiaozhitoudounengxiangdaohuishishenmeyangdejieju。
nei……neigeqibushiguadiaole？
“ai……tenga……”fadailebanshang，yetianhuiguohundediyigefanyingjiushixianhenhendeqiaziyidedatuirou，qiangliedetongganlingtayanleidoubiaochulaile，yelingtadeshenzhihuifuleyixie。
e，zheihaoxiangbushizaiyanguzhuangxi，gehaoxiangchuanyuele，neigemengjing……shizhenshide？meinvjiaogehuangshang？
哥真的是皇上？
tanaozirengranyipianmihuhunluan，yanqiandejueshidameinvjueduijueduidehuoguoyangmin，lingtazheigezaiqianshiliannvshengdeshoudoumeiqianguodetongzijishengchuqiangliedexieeniantou，renbuzhuxiangyaodangchangbarentuidao，jiudizhengfa。
buguo，zheijiankuanchang，zhuangshidefulitanghuangdegongdianlihaizhanzhebushaorenni，tamenlianshangdebiaoqinggeyi，weiyixiangtongdejiushizhanzhanjingjing，huangkongbuan。
“huangshang……”jueshilirenbeitaturandecanhaoshengyukuangxiaoshengheleyidatiao，huangkongdejianjiaoqilai，“zhaotaiyi，zhaotaiyi……”
shilijiaoluolideyigelaotouliangundaipadepaoguolai，zhanzhanjingjingdejugong，“huangshang，jinfeiniangniang，laochenzai。”
yetianyongliyaoleyaoyouxiezhangtongdenaodai，pinmingdexiangyaoliqingtouxu，taiyanga，nandaozheigemengshizhenshide？
weilequerenshimengjinghaishixianshi，tayouzaiyiciyongliqialeyibaziyidedatui，tengdeyanleibitizaicibiaolechulai。
caonimagebide，bushimeng，shizhendena，shangdinilaomude，laozizhendechuanyuele，haishiyigehuangdi，nanguainaozilihuiyouyixieguguguaiguaide，bushuyutadeyingxiangfeilve……
liansejinzhangdecangbaidezhaotaiyizhanzhanjingjingdejihuangshangbamai，lianshangdebiaoqinghenguguai，etoushangjinshidoudadelenghanzhuzi。
bangeshichenqian，tagangjihuangshangbamai，huangshangdelongmaixuruodedaluoxiandandoumeidejiule，tazhishibuganshuoshihuaeryi，zhishixianzai，huangshangdelongmai……
yetianyouyongliyaolexiatou，bazhaotaiyidazaiziyimaimenshangdelianggenshouzhishuaikai，yishouwozhejinfeidexianroubaixidexiaoshouer，yishouzhizhezhaotaiyi，“ni，liuxia，suoyourenchuqu。”
taxianzaimingbaile，zheibushimeng，ershiziyizhongshengle，linghunzhanjulezheifuquqiao，zhishiyinweilianggelinghundejidou，lingtanaodaizhangtongyulie，zuizhong，shitadelinghundabailesiguihuangdi，zhanjulezheifuquqiao。
geshitangtangdeyiguohuangdi，zhenlongtianzina。
“wahahaha……”yetianjidongdefangshengkuangxiao，zaidiaohuadachuangshangbengtiao，shouwuzudao，zhuangruofengdian。
“huangshang……huangshang……”jinfei、zhaotaiyidengrenquandouhedehunfeiposan，huangshang，fengle？