第3章
xitongyayayadejingjiao：【gangcaiqingkuanghunluan，wanglexianshimianban，gangcaidelunyinanjiushisuzhudenanpenyou！】
？？？
“neige？nanpengyou？shuai？niqueding？”
【dangran，zhibuguoshoule，bingle，suzhuyaoxiangxin，ruguotabinghaole，huishichaojiwudiquanyuzhoupililiangxiayandemeinanzini！】
“吹牛逼吧你。”
lumiancheguobeizibazijijuanchenghuajuan，zhiluchukexiaonaodai。
【统统怎么会？】
【tongtongconglaibuhuichuiniubi！】
【kebiewangletongtongshibaochongxitong，baochongsuzhushishouyaoxinnian！haiyou，zheigenanrenhesuzhupipeizhigaoda99.99％！heng！suzhubukeyibuxintongtong！】
tashengyinjingranhaiyoudianxiaozhamaodeganjue。
chuyinxiaolexiao，“haoba，xinnile。”
tahaixiangwenshenme，shoujiquezaizheishixiangqi，naqiyikan，shigeshuming“xiaojuanmao”demingzi。
chuyinjietong，neiduandexiaojuanmaoqihuhudeshengyinchuanlai，“yinyin，dengluxuexiaoluntan，yiqungouzaikuangfei！yade！kuaihewoyikuaizhandouqilai！”
chuyinzaidiankaixuexiaoluntandetongshi，xitongmianbanshangchuxian——
【小卷毛：沈安安
年龄：19
youqingzhi：99％，zuihaodeguimi】
jiezhechuyinjiukandaoluntanshang，yizhangtahenanrenyongzaiyiqidezhaopian，yijixiamianshuashuashuabutingshuaxindepinglun——
[zhendexiangbudaocengjingdechudaxiaojiejingranbuxibeirenbao？haiyiweitaduoqinggao？yebuguoruci。]
[youqianrenma，guoguanleyouqianderizi，mengyixiazishoubuleyeshiqingyoukeyuan，womenzuishangjide，biexiaohuaren，bijing，renjiazhangdepiaoliang，yourenyuanyibao]
[kuiwohaicengjingxihuanguota，batadangwodenvshen！pei！]
[ziganduoluoderena，cengjingdehdaxiaohua，zheihuieryejiushigexiaohuale]
dangranyeyoubuxinde，jiubirushenanan，fengkuangdazi，aige@neixieshuofenglianghua、caichuyinde，danhenkuaibeiyanmei、xiaoshibujianzaiyitiaotiaodefengcizhong。
靠！！
谁这么狗？
【哼！！】
【tongtongyeyaoqishile！】
【huomaosanzhangdeneizhong！】
【tamenzenmekeyipingjieyizhangzhaopianjiusuiyidechuaiceren！】
【suzhubienanguo，bieku，biepa！】
【叮！】
【触发任务！】
【zidonghuiduichengxushangxian！】
【suzhukejinghuiduiba！buhuiciqiong、buyongsouguacihui，miaoyulianzhudechongtamenfashebabiubiubiu~】
【renwuchenggongkejianglimaikailun（yanseketiaoxuan）yiliang！】
还有这好事？？
那还等什么？
怼起来！
[baoyixiajiushiyoushenmeqingkuangma？nizhangzheimedameishaohexiaochongwubaoba？neiniqibushiren'shou'lian？？]
[biemeishixiabibi，hetaorendadenaozi，bierenshuoshenmenijiugenshenme，nishifuzhipinma？]
[haizhenshigaoxiaole，nagexiashuidaodegaizimeigaihao，rangnipaochulaichengjingle？zaizheierpenfen！]
[......]
yitiaotiaodewenzibalabaladechuxianzaishoujipingmushang，chuyinyiyidibai，fengkuangshuchudesudurangrenchenmujieshe，huiduiwenzi+tubiaoqingbao，meitiaodounengbarenqituxue。
lingchensandian，xitongfabujianglideshengyinxiangqi
【叮！】
【任务完成！】
【suzhukexuanpaochedeyansela~】
“neijiudidiaoyidiandebabifenba！”
【haoda，suzhuganjinsuijuejue，maikailunyiliang（babifen）yichenggongdaosuzhumingxia，mingtian......danshouxubanlihaodagaiyaoxiawule，suzhumingtianxiawukeyiqu4diantichela！】
【bingqieluntanwuxiansuzhudeyanlunyibeishanchula~】
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隔天，周日。
chuyinmeimeishuileyijue，xinglaishiyijingshishangwushidian。
xishuguohou，taqulouxiacantingchilegefan，zhengdasuanzaihuifangjian。
jingshenliaoyangyuanlailedianhua，shuotamuqinbeijiumajiezoule。
chuyinzheicaixiangqi，tahaiyougeshouledajidemuqin。
zaixianshizhong，chuyinshigeguer，zaigueryuanzhangda，zheihuier......tianjiangmuqin，shitazuiqinderen，suiranjingshenchulewenti，dantaxiang，youmuqinzaishenbiandeganjueyidingshibuyiyangde。
erjingshenliaoyangyuanweishenmejitadazheigedianhua，bingfeirangjiaoqian，yebingfeimuqinchuleshenmewenti。
yidingshijiumatamenzhishide。
zuowantabajiumayijiarenquanbulahei，xiangbi，zheishijiumajitadejinggao。
chuyinsuijidacheguoqu，gangjinjiamen，jiukandaobieshudexiaoyuanli，yigenvrenzuozaidataiyangdixia，pangbianrengzhegeshuipen，limianduimanleyifu，nvrenbeishaidelianhonghongde，zaishouxiyifu。
面板显示——
【宿主母亲：宋妍
年龄：43
精神状况：不稳定】
chuyinzhijuedexinkouyoudiandu，limadabuguoqu，yibalaqinvren，nvrenmunedekanzheta，yanjingwushen，meiyoukaikoushuohua。
zhangfutiaolou，gongsipochan，tadeshijiefashenglefantiandifudebianhua。
tabuxiangjieshou，wanquandebazijifengbileqilai，sheidoubuzairenshi。
“......ma”chuyinhuanlesheng。
zheigezi，duiyuchuyinyoudianmosheng，tayijiaochuaileneigexiyipen，lazhesongyanjiuzou。
tayaodaizheigemingweita“muqin”derenlikai，muqinjingshenzhuangtaibuhao，dengtabamuqinsongdaojiudian，zaihuilaishoushizheiyiwowangbadan！
danmenliderentingdaoledongjing，zoulechulai。
yikandaomandideshiyifu，jiumawangfangdengyuanleyanjing，“sheinongde？！”
jiujiusongguonusheng，“chuyin！zuowanniqunale？jingranyebuguisuhaibujiewomendedianhua？！”
bitaxiaoyisuidebiaomeisongjiajiayikaozaimenkuangshang，kanzhexinzuodezhijia，kanxiyibandegouzhechun。
songyanlazhechuyindeshoumengdizuanjin，tazaihaipa。
chuyintingxialejiaobu，kanxiangta，xiaozhehongta，“biepa，jiujiujiumazaibiaoyanjiemuni。”
tashuowanzhuanguoshen，bamuqinladaoshenhou，yudiaolengleng，“youhuajiushuo，youpijiufang。”
“怎么说话呢？！”
wangfangzhizhetabizima，“youzheimehezhangbeishuohuade？wokannizhenshipiyangle！nimenjiapochan，wohenijiujiubanijiedaojiali，nigexiaotizibudongganenjiusuanle，jingranhaimeidameixiaode？！”
“haiyou，zuotianshizenmehuishi？nizenmeduiwangzongdongshou？”
songguodeshengyinliangbo，zhiwenchuyin，“wangzongbeinidadeyijingzhuyuan，yihuiergenwoquyiyuanjirenjiapeilidaoqian。”
“wangzong?”chuyinlengxiaolesheng，“wozhenhouhuimeibatadachengcanfei。”
“nishuoshenme？”songguocumei。
“nishuowoshuoshenme？nibawomaijineimedasuishudelaonanren，jiujiu？nizhendeshiwojiujiuma？”
shenmegoupiqinqing，quanshipizheyangpidelang！
songguolianshangmeiyouyidianxiukui，haiyizhengyancideshuo，“woneishizaibangni，nimenjiahaiqianleyinxingduoshaoqian，ninandaobuzhidao！”
“he，shuodewohaideganxienile？”
chuyinzhenpeifutadehoulianpi，“wojide，nimenjiazheidongbieshu，haishidangchuwomenjiajimaideba？ruguoniduiwozhenhao，maileqianjiwo，wojiuxin。”
“sheishuobieshushinimenjiamaide？！”wangfangyitinggenzhizhamaodegongjiyiyangpuguolai，jiuduichuyindongshou。
chuyinyandiliangliang，yibazhuashangtashouwan，henhenshuaikai，batashuaidaozaidi。
tapaqi，muguanghenla，songjiajiahesongguoyeyaoguolaijiaoxunchuyin，menkouzheishichuanlaiyisheng，“chuyin、chuxiaojiezaijiama？”
suoyourentingxia，zhuantoukanguoqu，yiweiguanjiadabandenanrenzhanzaineili，ruyadeyixiao，“nimenhao，woshihuojiapailaide。”
他？
jingranshizuowanneigeguanjia！
【霍家管家：江铭
年龄：48
xingge：zhangchiyoudu，dishuibulou】
【huojiaxinxi：jingdousidajiazuzhishou，chanyebianbuquanqiu，shimingfuqishidejuchandae！】
“霍家的？”
zhangguo、wangfang、songjiajiajieshinamen。
“ninshichuyinxiaojieba？”guanjiademuguangluozailechuyinshenshang。
“woshi。”chuyindiantou，bumingsuoyi，wenxitongzenmehuishi？
【e！neigenanpenyouhaishisuzhudehunyueduixianga！】
“什么？！！”