第五章 脸掉地上了

wangxiaozeshiyibianjianghaojigehaicanjiadaolezijidewanli,ranhoujingpeideshuodao,“dajiefu,ninzhenxinga,zheilidelaobannindourenshi,erqiehaijininmiandan,ninzheimianzi,keshitaidale!”

“ai,dajiadoushizuoshengyide,ditoubujiantaitoujiande,suoyiziranyejiuhuijimianzide!”

shaomingdecishishideyidejiuyaofeiqilaile,jingranhaiyouzheihaoshi?

zheilidelaobanzijizhishijianguoyimian,erqierenjianeiyangderenwuzheimehuijizijimianzini?

huoxumiandandeyuanyinshiyinweizijituodepengyoudingcanbale,zijiyemeiyouxiangdao,zijidezheigepengyoujingranrucidejili,liandandoumianle,rangzijitaiyoumianzile!

“还是你厉害啊!”

zhongrencishineigengshifenfendechuipengqileshaomingde,rangshaomingdeshufujile!

jiuzaizheishihou,fangjiandementurandakaile,jiezhejiukandaoyigechuanzhehuangsetangzhuangdenanzixiaomimideduanzhejiubeilaidaolefangjianzhizhong!

zaitangzhuangnanzideshenbianhaiyoulianggenvhai,yigeshigangcaidefuwusheng,yigeheranshizhanglu!

lutaoyouxiebukesiyidekanzhezhanglu,erzhangluzeshixiaomimideduizhelutaozhayan,moyangshifendediaopi。

cishidelutaozhongyumingbaile,yuanlaizheigezhanglujiushizheigejiuloulaobandenver,yinweizijigangcaideshihouyijingtingshuoguole,zheijiajiuloudelaobanxingzhang!

zheigeshijieshangnayouzheimecouqiaodeshiqingni!

neimeyiqieyejiudoushuodetongle,kanqilaijinwanzheidunfan,shizhangludeyisi,jideshizijidemianzi!

“woshijiuloudelaobanzhangjianmin,zhaohubuzhou,dajiaduoduojianlianga!”

yitingzheihua,shaomingdechengdeyixiajiuzhanleqilai,neimoyangjiuxiangshichudianyiyang。

erkandaoshaomingdedouzhanleqilai,erqiezheigezhangjianminjiushichuanshuozhongdeneigedarenwu,zhongrenyelianmangzhanleqilai。

muxiaoyunbenlaiyexiangyaozhanqilai,danshiquebeilutaolazhule!

“aiya,ninjiushichuanshuozhongdezhanglaobana,wojiaoshaomingde,zhenshitairongxingle,youjihuizaizheilichiyidunfan,jianzhijiushirenjianmeiweia,erqieninhaijiwomenmiandan,huitoua,woyidinghaohaodeganxieyixianin,**le,ninsuiyia!”

shuowanzheihua,shaomingdeyiyangtou,yibeibaijiuzhijiejiuhelexiaqu。

yitingzheihua,zhangjianmindemeitouweiweiyizhou,jiudaoshiyemeiyouhe。

shaomingdedengrenyihuo,quemeiyoushuohua,bijingshenfenbutong,renjiahebuhezijidoubuganshuoshenmede,buguoyoujihuipanshangzheiyangderenwu,neishizijimengmeiyiqiudeshiqing。

“buzhidaonaweishilutaoluxiansheng?”zhangjianminsaoshileyiquan,ranhoujiangmuguangluozailelutaodeshenshang。

zhanglujianzhuangyeshilianmangshuodao,“ba,tajiushilutao!”

“zhanglaoban,ninkexianwanbuyaoshengqi,zheigelutaoshigeshazi,tadenaozibuhaoshi,youshenmechongzhuangnindedifang,ninqianwanbuyaojieyi,lutao,haibuganjingunchuqu!”

tingdaozhangjianminyaozhaolutao,shaomingdehaiyiweilutaozaigangcaidiancaideshihouchongzhuanglerenjiani!

lutaowenyanliezuixiaolexiao,ranhouqingshengshuodao,“wojiushilutao!”

“haha,guoranshiyibiaorencaia!jintiandeshiqing,duoxienile,jiulewodezheigebaobeinver,daenbuyanxie,zheidianxiaoyisi,nixiannazhe,yihoudingyouzhongxie!”

yitingzhangjianminzheimeshuo,zaihoumianduanzheyigepanzidefuwushenglimalaidaolelutaodemianqian,jiangshangmiandeshoupanakai!

zheixiazi,suoyourendoujingdaile,yinweizaipanshangmianchuleyizhangjincancandekapianzhiwai,haiyouyiluoyibaideqian,kanqilaizuzuyouyiwankuai!

jiulianmuxiaoyundoujingyadeshuobuchuhualai,buzhidaojiujingfashengleshenme。

“zheilishiyiwankuai,haiyouyizhangjinka,nazhezheizhangka,zhiyaoyihouluxianshengxiangyaolaiwomenguchengjiulou,suoyoudefeiyongdoushimianfeide,jiudangshiyidianxiaoxinyi,haiwangluxianshengxiaona!”

“zheiqianzenmenengjizheigeshazini?”muqiaoqiaozaiyibianrenbuzhudejiaolechulai。

zheikeshiyiwankuai,nadaozhihoushunjianjiubianchengwanyuanhule,neikeshishaomingdecishideshenjiaa。

ershaomingdecishiyeshale,zheijiujingshizenmele?

zijikeyifuyou,danshizheigeshaozilutaozenmekeyini。

zhongrendelianshangchuqideyizhi。

danshilutaoquexiaomimidezhanqishenlai,ranhouqingshengshuodao,“zheiqianjiusuanle,wojiuzhangxiaojie,yebuguoshishunshouweizhi,erqiewoyebushiweileqian,ruguoninzhenyaoganxie,neizheidunfandeqian,jiukeyile!”

yiwankuaizaizheigeshidaishijuecaifu,duisuoyourendoushizheiyangzide,keshizailutaodexinzhongquemeiyousihaodebolan!

shouxianzijibushizheigeshidaideren,yiwankuaixianzaihenduo,danshiyongbuleduojiu,jiumeiyouzheiyangdejiazhile,erqiezijidejiazhongcishihaiyouyibaiwan,zijiyebuxihanzheiyiwankuai。

gengzhongyaode,zijijiurendeshihoubenlaijiubushiweileqian!

tingdaolutaojujue,zheidaoshirangzhangjianminyouxieyiwai。

buhuiyourenjujuerucidecaifude,zhishaozijibuxiangxinyourenhuijujue,mofeizheigelutaozhendeshishazi?

zhangjianmindeyanshenyizhizaikanzhelutao,lutaoyezaikanzhezhangjianmin,shijianfangfozaizheiyikebiandeninggule,ershuangfangsihudouxiangyaocongduifangdeyanshenzhizhongkanchuxieshenme!

zhongyu,zhangjianminhahayixiao,ranhoulangshengshuodao,“hahajiranruci,neiwoyejiugongjingburucongmingle!”

zheigelutaojueduibushigeshazi,zheiyidianzijiduoniandeyuerenwushu,keyizuozhengzijideguandian!