第3章 主辱臣死和雪花纹牛肉

tangwuli,yigezhongniannanzizhengnubukeedemazhe:“made!neigexiaozaizisilemeiyou,zaosizaotoutai,miandelaoyewohaiyaoshangmenlaicuiliang。”

zhanzainanzishenhoudeyigepuyichanmeidao:“laoye,jinnianshidisannianle,pingtafangxingzaishijuren,keyemeiyousiledejurenhainengmiantianfude。”

zhongniannanzifuzhehuxu,manyideshuodao:“zhengshiruci,chaotingbuyia!zanmendetiliangyifan,xiangzheizhongzhanzhemaokengbulashidejiahuo,jiugaigechutadegongming!”

anzhaodaminglv,jurenyedejiaoshui,buguozaihongwunianhou,zheizhongqingkuangjiubianle。dushurenzhijianyichuanlian,dajiazhengzhiyanbizhiyandejiumianle。

dangran,zheizhishizainiyongyoudetianmubuduodeqingkuangxia,yaoshishangqianmudehua,neiguanmianshangjiuhennanyaxiaqule。

zhengshuozhe,jiaobushengchuanlai,nanzimashangjiuzhengjinweizuo,zuochuyifuweiyanxiang。

yizhengankehou,yigekanzheyouxiexuruodenianqingrenbeicuyongjinlai,kandaozhengsongtaohou,talveyigongshou,ranhoujiuzhoumeikanzhezhengsongtaozuozailezhuweishang。

zhengsuoweishizhuruchensi,fangjielunjizhizhengsongtao,hedao:“haodadedanzi!juranganzaiwofangjiamuzhongwuren!”

zhengsongtaozhengleyixia,ranhouzixikanzhezhengyangtoukanzhewudingdefangxing,liangjiu,zhengsongtaoqishen,shitandao:“keshifangxiaoliandangmian?”

fangxingyebuditou,zhishiqingshengyinedao:“huluopingyangbeiquanqi,zhenzhenshikehen!wodangquxintongchuang,qiuyigegongdao!”

“peng!”tingdaozheihua,zhengsongtaodeliandouzhanghongle,tajimangshandaolebianshang,kequepengfanleyizi,yishijianlangbeizhiji。

fangxingditou,sixiaofeixiaodekanzhezhengsongtao,shouzhimenwai,dandandedao:“menjiuzaineili,jinishixi,burannijiudengzhewodetiezisongdaoyamenneiliquba!”

sou!budaowuxi,tangwuliyijingshiqulezheiliangrendeshenying。

“咳咳!”

fangjielunhexiaobaidoubeizheifanbianhuajijingdaile,zhidaofangxingzaibianshanggankeleliangsheng,zheicaiqingxingguolai。

“zenmeyang?shaoyewolihaiba?”fangxingdeyiyangyangdeheshangshouzhongdezheshan,rouroudupi,shuodao:“woele。”

“shaoye,ninxiangchisha?womashangjiufenfuchuxia。”xinglaidefangxingjilidezhensheleyuanxianfangjielungaobudingdeliangzhang,shunjian,fangjielunjiuhuifuleyigeguanjiayingyoudesuzhi。

“fangguanjia,niqumangba。”zuoweiyigeguanjia,budanshifangfuliderenshidouguifangjielunguan,erqietiandilideshiyeshitade,suoyifangxingzijueyingmingdeganzouleyinqindeguanjia。

fangxingzuozaiyizishang,qiaozheerlangtui,qiaozhezhuozi,fenfudao:“xiaobai。”

“nubizai。”xiaobaigengjiadegongjinle,rangfangxingyouzhongshiquleyigexiaohuobandebeishang。

“keke,jiaochufangxianbiedong,dengwoguoqu。”

xiaobailengleyixia,ranhoujiuxiaopaozhequlechufang。

dengxiaobaiqianjiaoyizou,fangxingmashangjiuzuanjinlekongjianli。kanzheneixiejuliangdewuzi,tazuihoutiaolekuaiwujinzhongdexuehuawenniurou,ranhoucaimanyidechulai。

zheipiantudidoushiwodeya!

juanniaoguilin,nongrenguijia,neixiexiaohaixinggaocailiedejijizhazha,miaomiaoshengqidechuiyan,zheixierangfangxingbujintaozuizaiqizhong。

chufangliyoulianggeren,yigeshizhuchuhuaniang,yigeshidazadexiaozichunsheng。

huaniangzhangdemanlianhengrou,kanzheyouxiexionge,buguozaikandaofangxinghou,neifeiroudazhandelianshangjichulezhenzhidexiaorong,“shaoye,ninxiangchixieshenme?”

“pu!”fangxingbaniuroudiuzaianbanshang,shuodao:“neizheikuaizhuroufenchengwufen,liangfensongdaowoneili,yifensongdaozhangxiaoniangzineiliqu,liangfenliujiniheguanjiale。”

“yo!zheiniu…zhuroukezhenfeia!”huaniangnaqiniurou,mizuidekanzheneixiexuehuawenlu,zhuanyanjiududingdeshuodao:“shaoye,neiwobatajijiadianzuoliaodunle,zaijininpeidianxiaocai,ninkanxingma?”

chunshengkanleyiyanneiniurou,xiliuyixiade,chandebuxing。

fangjiazhuangshangxiadeshenqidouzaifangxingdeshouzhong,tashuoshizhuroujiubixudeshizhurou。

ruoshiyousheiganqugaomi,dengguanchadaoleshi,quefaxianfangjiazhuangdegengniuyitoubushao,neijieguojiuhehele。

beizhuzhitu,nijiudengzhefangjielundefengkuangbaofuba!

“bu,woyaochijiande,qifenshu,e!jiushidabanshu,qianwanbienonglaole。”

kaishenmewanxiao!zheikeshiheniurou,suiranbushiwoguochande,keweidaoyechabudaonaqu,qianshidefangxingkeshilianwenyiwendezigedoumeiyou。yaoshibeihuaniangjidunle,neiqibushibaotiantianwuma!

“haohaohao,mashangjiuhao。”huaniangyexiangshishixinkouwei,yushijiuhedao:“chunsheng,ganjinshenghuo,dayixie,yaoshibazhuroujianhuaile,neiwojinwanjiubanidunle,songjishaoyechi!”

kandaochunshengmashangjiushenghuo,yidiandoubugandazhekou,fangxingzheicaimanyidediandiantou,ranhouduiyizhidimeishunyandexiaobaishuodao:“xiaobai,fuzheshaoyewohuiqu。”

xiaobaimashangjiufuzhulefangxing,shaonvdeqingxiangyingraozaifangxingdebizhong,erqiechushouwenruan,rangfangxingxinzhongdale。

huidaozijiwoshidewaijian,buguoshidengleshifenzhong,jiukandaochunshengmanliandahandeduanzhelianggediezilaile。

yi!meidaochazenmechia?fangxingxiangqilezheigeloudong,ranhoujiuquzhaoxiaodao。

kehaimeidengtaquzhao,fangzaidiezishangdeliangbajieshoudaojiuluoruletadeyanli。

hai!zheibushiqingshilegudaidelaodongrenminma!

shaonianrenzhengshiweikoudadeshihou,erqiejingguosanniandehunhunee,fangxingdeweilijihuzaipaoxiaozheyaorouchi。

shengxiadeyikuaixiaoyidiandefangzailingyigediezili,fangxingduixiaobaishuodao:“zheiyikuaishinidele。”

xiaobaihuangkongdao:“shaoye,wobugan。”

fangxingcaixiangqixianzaishiwanedejiushehui,yushitazhoumeidao:“shaoyewozhihuibudongnilezendi!ganjinzuoxiakaichi。”

dengxiaobaizhanzhanjingjingdezuoxiahou,fangxingcaiyongkuaiziyazhuniurou,yongxiaodaoqieleyixiaopiansongjinzuili。qingqingyijiao,neifengfuderouzhijiuzaiweileishangbaokai,zhenshimeiweia!

erxiaobaiyebeizheimeiweideniuroujiyindewangjilezunbei,tabenzhuodeqiezheniurou,mizheyanjingxiangshouzhe。

chiwanzheidunfan,xiaobaidexiaolianchaohong,qingkuaideshoushilecanju,haipaoleyibeichashanglai。

dengdaolewanshang,fangxingmuyuzhihou,tangzaichuangshangxiangshouzhexiaobaidefuwu。

qingweidechuanxijiuzaishenhou,neimaojinyixiaxiadezaizhangfashangcamozhe!

cagantoufa,fangxingtangzaichuangshangzhunbeishuijue,keguoleyihuierhou,dengbeixiaobaichuiximiele,yijuzhandouzhedeshentijiucouleguolai。

fangxingyouxiexinyuanyima,buguoxiangqizhangshuhui,fangxingjiubiezheshuodao:“xiaobai,huiquzijishui。”

banxiangmeihuiying,ranhoucaitingdaoxiaobaiweiqudeshuodao:“shaoye,yiqianyizhidoushiwozaipeinishuide,wobuzou。”

xiaoyaojing!fangxingxiangqileyigemingci——tongfangyatou!

wanedejiushehuia!neimexiaodemeizhi,juranjiubeianpaichengletongfangyatou!

guaibudefangxingyoulianggeyahuan,kequezhiyouxiaobaicainengjinwoshi,yuanlaishirucia!

“neinilaoshidian!”xinzhongsaodongdefangxingkechidetuisuole。

“puchi!”tiezhefangxingdexiaobaixiaole,haishineizhongwuzhezuidexiaosheng。

“不许笑!”

xiaobaibuxiaole,zhishizaidiguzhe:“shaoye,ninmingtianhaiqukanzhangxiaoniangzima?”

fangxingzhengzaishumianyang,wenyanjiubunaifandeshuodao:“dangranyaoqule,neikeshinijiashaoyedeweihunqi!”