第1章渣男
“咕咚，咕咚——”
yinyundeshuiqizaibuduandezhengteng，hundunzhiqihaosipiaozaikongzhongdesixu。
热！好热！
yanyuetinghuanhuandizhengkaileyanjing。
zheishinali？zijibushizhengzaifengyinshangguxiongshouma？zenmeyizhayanjian，xiongshoujiubianchenglejunmeidenanren？
dengdeng......junmeidenanren？
yanyuetingmengdidengdaleyanjing，tademianqianjuranzuozheyigechiguozhedenanren！
erzheigenanrendeshuangshoucikezhengtiezaizijishenshang！
yanyueting“a”deyishengjingjiao，yibazhangzhongzhongdeshuaizailenanrendelianshang，“liumang！”
nanrenmeitouweicu，turanyikouxianxuepenchu，hunmiguoqu。
“wei！wei！nibiezhuangsia！”
zheimeruo？buhuizhenbeizijiyibazhangpaisileba！
yanyuetingtanletantadebixi，haihao，youqixi，zhishi......zheinanrenweimianyetaihaokanleba。
tajifushengxue，yitouzhangfa，weiwanweixipisanzaishenhou，guanghuashunchuirutongshanghaodesiduan，jiemaobeishuiwusuoshitou，fuzaicangbaidelianjiashang，bilianggaoting，zhishineiwanmeidechunlvexianliangbo。
danshi，zheigehaokandenanrenshinalimaochulaide？
sisuojian，naozhongbaiguangyishan，yiduanjimoshengyoushuxidejiyiyongrunaozhong。
她穿越了！
shenweimoshidezuiqiangfengyinshi，juranchuanyuedaoyigeruodebeirenyizhangjiupaisidefeichaishenshang！
yanyuetingdunshizhuakuang，“laotianyeshizaijidutataiqianglema？！”
turanshouwanyitong，yanyuetinghaimeilaidejifanying，zhenggerenbianzhuangruyigejifudanxingdexiongtangshang。
“nvren，gandawojunchenyuanderen，nihaishidiyige！”yidaosenlengdeshengyinxiangqi。
yanyuetingtaimou，zhijianjunchenyuanmouzilishayizhouqi。
yanyuetingqiangrenzhetengtong，manlianpeixiao，“shuaige，wobushiguyide，shizaibuxing，wobuchangniba？”
yuanzhushijingrenzongdeqixiaojie，jingrenzongshizhongxiaodalushangdeyigexiuxianshijia，keyuanzhutianshengmeiyoulinggen。
benlaishiyigejiazuqier，naihepianpianzongzhutaiyeyechongtashangtian，haibuxidongyonghetianlingshanzhangmendeguanxi，songtaqutianlingshanbaishi。
meixiangdaodeshi，zaiquwangtianlingshandelushangturanyuxi，houbeizheigeshanshanlaichidenanrensuojiu。
suiranyuanzhumeijiuhuo，danshitalaile，suoyizheigerenqingzhaitadehaia。
junchenyuanpenhuodemouzi，zaitashentishanglenglengyisao。
yanyuetingxiaolianlikexiudetonghong，yonglingyizhixiaoshouhuzhuxiongqian。
zheigenanrenzhenshide，juranxiang......
zaijingguoyifanjiliedesixiangdouzhenghou，yanyuetingzhongyuhenxialexin，chentanyisheng，“haoba！......yishenxiangxujiuyishenxiangxuba！”
fanzhengtaneimeshuai，jiatayebukui。
junchenyuanyizheng，zheinvrenshizhidaoleshenme？haishifengle？tanazhiyanjingkanchulailetayaoquta！
yandilikeshanchuyane，tadashouyihui，bianxiangrenglajiyiban，jiangyanyuetingdiudaoleanshang。
“haobuzhichidenvren！chuanshangyifuganjingun！”
junchenyuanshenxingyihuang，yijianyuebaisedejinpaoyijingpizaileshenshang，dazhangyihui，lingkongjiangyanyuetingdeyifushuaizailetadeshenshang。
yanyuetingbeishuaideqihunbasu，tongdaochadianyikouqimeichuanshanglaiyouchuanhuiqule。
zheinandeyoubingba？！zenmeshuofanlianjiufanlian！
shuosheibuzhichini？！ganggangmingmingjiushitaanshitade，xianzaiyoulaizhuangqinggao？zhanan！
“haibukuaigun？！”junchenyuanyanzhongyanegengsheng。