清晨。
dongbiandedipingxianfanqideyisisiliangguang，xiaoxinyiyidijinrunzheqianlansedetianmu。
youdaoleyitiandeshangbanshijian，kejiadongxumengzhetoubuxiangqichuang。
xiangdaozuotianzijitounaofare，dangzhechanglineimeduorenzuochuneiyangdeshiqing……quruxiuchiganshunjianbaopeng。
tajueduinengxiangdedaowanghouderizishaobulebierenduitazhizhidiandian，jianzhi“shesi”！
bujindiuleren，erqieyijigongdedaiyuyewanghouyanchi，haiyaozuochushumianjiantao。
tanandaobuyaozunyanleme？
tashenzhimaiyuanqizijishifudangshiweishenmebulazheta，napashiwushangtadezuiyexinga！
（yizhonghaiwuyu：nineisuduwoganbushanga！）
zheibian，jiazhangshizhunbeihaozaofan，meijianjiadongxuqilai，chaozhewulihandao：
“dongxu，gaiqilaile，buranshangbanjiuchidaole！”
“嗯，我知道了。”
suiranyouxiebuqingyuan，buguojiadongxuhaishipaleqilai。
zheijialijiutamenmuziliangren，tahaishibijiaotingtamadehuade。
haotingdian：xiaoshun，dongshi。
难听点：妈宝男！
wuneiqishibusuanjianlou，zheiniandaigaiyouderichangjiajuyongpindouyou。
datingyiceyoulianggefangjian，dandoushimeimende，zhishiyongyikuaijiusedechuangdanzheyaneryi，shifenjiandansuiyi。
datangbaifangzheyizhangchenjiudefangzhuo，xiamianshisanbayizi，qizhongyibasihuhenjiumeidongguo。
zhuoziliangwanxifanyiranmaozhereqi，caizeshizijiaazhidexiancaigeda。
“ganjinchifan，yihuiergenzhenishifuyiqishangban，rangtagenchanglingdaoshuoshuo……”
jiazhangshiyidianmeibayizhonghaidangwairen，zhijieanpaishangle。
“goulegoule，ma，wochibuxiale，niliuzhezijichiba！”
“ezheduzizenmexing，nizaichangliganhuo，ezheduzizenmenengxing？”
jiazhangshijianzijiaerzibawotouchiwan，zhijiebashengxiadeyigedidaotashouzhong。
jiadongxubenxiangshuobuyongde，daikandaoduifangneifenguanhuaideshenqing，dunshishuobuchuhua。
“嘎嘣……嘎嘣！”
jiuzhexiancaigeda，jiadongxusanliangkouchiwan，hewanwanlidexifan，yimozuijiuwangwaizou。
“ma，woqushangbanle！”
“ai，gennishifuyiqizou，rangta……”
kanzheduifangliqudeshenying，jiazhangshixinzhongtanlekouqi，lianshangfuxianyimoluomo。
“haidabuyouniang，yebuzhidaoyoulexifuhuibuhuiwangleniang？”
zaitadeshijieli，erzijiushitadequanbu。
……
yanxiahaimeidaoshangbanshijian，chejianlijulongzheyiqunren，douzaixianliao。
jiandaozuotian“yimingjingren”delipinganguolai，doukaiqilewanxiao。
“lipingan，nijiabajinger，zhengquzaodianchaoguonishifu，daoshihoukantashafanying？”
“zheitudichaoguoshifu，neidaodizenmesuan？shifujiaotudishifu？”
duiyuzheibanggongyoudediaokan，lipinganmeiyousihaodeyouyu，kaikoudao：
“yiriweishi，zhongshenweifu！”
“shifubujinshizaigongzuoshangjiaoshouwoyixiedongxi，gengzhongyaodeshizaishenghuoshangjiaowoweirenchushifangmiandedaoli……”
lipinganfengxing“yidebaode，yizhibaoyuan”dexingweizhunze。
不愚忠，不愚孝！
gangjinchejiandeliyinghuatingdaozheihua，lianliandiantou，kanxiangzijiatudideyanshengengjiakeqin。
jiupingzheihua，tarendezheitudibuhuicuo！
jianshifuguolai，lipinganganmangshangqiandalegezhaohu。
“shifu，nijinerzalaidewanle？”
“ai，bietile，zuotianwohuiqu，ainishinianghaoyidundunang，chadianmeirangwoshangchuangshuijue。
buguonishifuwoshishei，duifunishiniangjiuxianglvshundemaolv……”
liyinghuayangzhemei，zhangxianzijidejiatingdiwei。
“shifu，nishuodehuawokejizhule，daoshihouwogaosushiniang，heihei！”
“好，你小子！”
yukuaideqifenchongchizaizheigechejianli，qitarenkandaozheiyimuzuijiaoweiweishangyang。
……
congyiyuanhuilai，lipinganheqinhuairuliangrenlianshangdoufanzhexise。
buyongshuo，kendingshiyaotiandingjinkoule！
zheiduanshijian，qinhuairuzongjuedeyouxiefali，shangyiyuanyijianchaguoranshihuaiyunchuqidezhengzhuang。
liangrengangtajinsiheyuanmenkou，jiujiansandayeyanbuguizhengwangzhongyuanfangxiangshenzhenaodai，tantoutannaodemoyangkanqilaiyoudianhaoxiao。
“sandaye，kanshenmeni？”
李平安发问。
“jiadongxutaduixiangyijiaguolaile，liangjiazhengshangliangbanshideshijian，gujihaoshibuyuanle！”
huashizheimeshuo，yanbuguixinliquemomojisuanzhefulijindeshi！
yifenlijin，quanjiadounengchideshang，jianzhitaihuasuanle，yaobushishijiqingkuangbuyunxu，tahenbudeyuanzilitiantianyourenchengqin。
zhiyushengxialaiqiandeyongtu，tadasuanzanqianmaiyiliangershouzixingche，zheiyangquxuexiaohuozhezhoumodiaoyuyefangbian。
“najiadeguniang，ganshenmede？”
lipingansuiyiwendao，dangchuwu（gu）yi（yi）duoqujiadongxudeyinyuankeweishizhengjiuduifang，jieguohaibulingqinggaoshi。
要是再这样，哼……
“tingshuojiaoxiaoli，zhangdeyebucuo……”
jishiyuanlidesandaye，youshilaoshi，yanbuguiyebuhuibeihoushuorenhuaihua。
lipinganchaozhongyuanjiajiafangxiangmiaoleyiyan，kanzhegenjiadongxuzhanzaiyiqideneigeguniang。
qierduanfa，yizheposu，rongmaosuiranbuneimejingyan，danyeyouyiguxiaojiabiyudeqizhi。
shenduansuibusiqinhuairubanyaorao，danyechengqiyigeyoumeidehudu，zhenggerenxiandetingtingyuli，genjiadongxuzhanzaiyiqiyeshifenxiediao。
jiadongxuceleceshenzi，dangzhukanguolaideshixian，shengpabeitaqiangduozou。
lipinganzuijiaoweiweichouchu，zheijiadongxugujishixinliyouyinyingle。
“zouba，zanmenhuijiaqu，wojinizuodianhaochidebubu，niyihoukedezhuyidian，bunengtailaolei……”
tingdaozijiananrendehua，qinhuairuchunjiaowanwan，xinlitiantiande，fangfohelemiyiban。
sihutingchuleshenme，jiadongxuzuijiaoweiweichouchu。
zheikeyuanbenshitadexiangqinduixianga，beirenjiezuxiandeng，xianzaihaizidouyoule，qunashuoliqu？
suiranguoquzheimezhangshijian，tayiranyouxiefenfenbuping，zhenxiwangyouhouhuiyaochi。