zhangbindakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi，neixinxingfenkuangxi！
tayibalouguotangzaishenbiandeyouwu，maitouhenhendiqinleyikou！
qidaixujiudexitong，tazhongyushilaila——！
让我看看怎么个事。
zhangbinshouqixinlidejidong，chenzhuqikanxiangnaohaizhongchuxiandeguangmu。
【gongxisuzhuduiyouzhinvxingshouyunchenggong，xianyijihuoduoziduofuxitong！】
【dangqianshouyunduixiang：shenyuan】
【dangqianshouyunxingweicishu：1/100】
【yishouyunrenshu：1ren】
【jiangli：suzhutineng+10】
【shouhuomanjigedounengli！】
kanxiangxitongxinxidechanei，zhangbinganjuezijideshentiyijingchanshenglemouzhongqimiaodebianhua！
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“**牛逼！”
“zhiyaoranggengduodeyouzhinvrenshouyunchenggong，jiunenghuodejiangli。”
“peiheshangxitongjidetineng，zheijianzhishiliangshendazaoa！”
zhangbinyouxiebuganxiangxinzijideyanjing，jinengxiangshoudianluandaofengde**，younengyincigaibianzishenhuodechengjiu，shishanghainengyoubizheigengshuangdeshi？
woyuanchengzhiwei“chaorenqiang”xitong！
“zheicirangshenyuanhuaishangle，xitongjianglideshitinenghemanjigedounengli。”
“yaoshirangqitanvrenyehuaishang，shibushihaihuijianglixiebiede？”
zhangbindeyinannan，yuguangpieleyanshenpangbixixiuxiu，zhangfalingluandeshenyuan，youshouqingqingmolemotawenredelianjia。
huadongxitongdeguangmu，zhangbinfankailexinxidexiayiye。
【宿主：张彬】
【性别：男】
【颜值：50分】
【身高：30分】
【学识：5分】
【体能：60分】
“这是个人信息？”
“分数制的啊……”
“yanzhiheshengaowochengrenzijiqueshibutaixing，fangputongrenlidouxiandetaiguoputong。”
“dannizheixueshizhendebushilaigaoxiaode？”
zhangbinzhijiejiqixiaole，xueshi5fen？
zheinimaxitong，shibushibawodangruozhichulile？
“喂，系统。”
“ruguowoxiangzengjiaxueshizenmeban？”
zhangbinkaozhechuangtoumolemoxiaba，**woshihunhuangdedengguangweichizhefenweiyuqingdiao。
【jiancedaosuzhuzhengzaitiwen。】
【huida：tongleixingdeyouzhinvxingshouyunhou，nengweisuzhutigongxiangyingdeshuxing。】
【jianyi：suzhumuqiantinengpianyou，xitongzonghepinggusuzhuyouxiantishengtinengzuijia。】
【zongjie：yisuzhudangqiandeyanzhiyuxueshijinxingsuanfapinggu，suzhunenggouhe“xueshi”leiyouzhinv**peidekenengxingweihuqiwei，ruzhiyijinxingdagailvhuizaoyu“fenshou”“pianhun”“lvmao”dengfumianshijian。】
“666！”
zhangbinzhihuneixing，tameitouzhoulezhou，huranxiangqileshenme。
dengyixia，worangzheinvrenhuaile，weishenmejianglideshimanjigedounengli？
难道说……
meixiangtaiduo，zhangbinkanxiangshenpanglianjiahongpude**shenyuan。
cishideshenyuanbanzuibanxing，taweiweichuanxiyanshenmili，huxiweiweiqifu，sihuhaichenjinzaizhiqiandezuimengdangzhong。
zhangbindixiatouqu，lingyishouzejuqishouji，kacayisheng~
yezaizheishi，shenyuanmimihuhuhuanhuanzhengyan，tameiyanrusi，yishuangyubeigouzhuzhangbindebozi。
“小坏蛋~”
“buguaiguaipeiwo，zaiganshenmehuaishini？”
……
第二天一早。
shenyuanyaobeisuantong，chadianxiabulaichuang。
tafuzhechuangtou，lianseyinchenqurubugan，zuomengyexiangbudaozijijingranhexiaoquyigezuidicengdebaoan，zuoleneizhongshi！！
zheiyaoshizaixiahaichuanchuqu，tahaizuobuzuorenle？
“死门卫……”
“臭**丝！”
“haigangengezhuyiyangshuizailaoniangchuangshang！”
shenyuanyaoyaqiechi，zhangtuitaiqiyijiaojihaizaiweiweidahandezhangbinchuaixialechuang。
“诶诶……！”
“我尼玛！”
zhangbincongdishangpaqi，roulerou**，shunjiancongshuiyanxingzhongbianjingshenhuanfa。
“媛……媛姐？”
“昨晚……”
zhangbinheiheidixiaolexiao，kanzhemianqianaotuyouzhi，qisehongrundeshenyuan，tayoubujindihuixiangqilezuoyedeziwei。
shenyuanneishuangfengqingmeimudunshidenglai，chaoqizhentouhenhendichaozhangbinzalequ。
“还昨晚！”
“你还敢提昨晚！”
“aidonggua！simenwei！chou**si！”
“nigesibiantai……woyaoshaleni！”
shenyuanpokoudama，fanguodachuangduzailezhangbinmianqian。
yikaozheqiangbi，shaoshaotaitoukanleyanmianqiandexiongqi，zhangbinyanleyankoushui……
“yuanjie，nibieshengqia。”
“生气伤胎……”
zhangbinxipixiaolian，lvexiangangaditaitouchaoshenyuanxiaolexiao。
tingzhezheihua，shenyuandunshiyileng……
shijifenzhongzhihou，qifenhuifupingjing。
zuozaichuangyan，zhangbintoumiaoleshenbianbushuohuadeshenyuanjiyan，qiaoqiaoshenshoudaqutadeshouwanshang。
“滚啊！”
“nigezuomenweideqiong**sihaiganpengwo？”
shenyuanlengyanlengyu，tanushizhoumei，yibatuikailezhangbindeshou。
zhangbinpieleyanfangchuangtoujushangdeyanyunbang，wunaidisonglesongjian。
“不是姐们儿。”
“zuotianwanshangshinibawowanle，bushiwobaniwanle。”
“你还叫我滚？”
zhangbintaochushouji，dianledianxiangce，youdakaileyiduanshipin。
shipinneirongjiqijingbao，faxiaoyinfushangbaoguobuleshendeneizhong。
huamianli，shenyuanwumeifengyun，yigejingdizhudongchaozhangbinxianmei，yikouyigemenweilaogong~mingyanrenkanledouzhidaozheishizenmeyihuishi。
shenyuanjinjinzuanquan，jinguanshifendichu，danhaishiqiangrenzhexiuchikanlejiyan……
shipinbofangwanbi，shenyuandelianseyejianjiancanbai。
“你……！”
“nishenmeshihoupaide……”
shenyuanshengyinzhandou，zhangbinzuijiaoweiqiao，kendingdebaoliuzhengjule。
xianzaizheigeshehui，nvrendehuayuquankedadehene。
“dangranshizuotianwanshangle。”
“yuanjiehaixiangwosajiao，yaowobanipaipiaoliangxie。”
zhangbinxiaomimidishuodao，bianshuobiantaishouqingpailepaishenyuanfeihongdelianjia。
你看你烧的。
“照片视频删了！”
“nibujiushixiangyaoqianma？”
“xiaomenwei……wanleniyouzenmele？jiniqianjiushile！”
shenyuanmanlianbiyi，tazhanqishenlaidaidongyizhenxiangfeng，shenshounaguogezaichuangtoujushangdemingguibaobao，chouchuliangtadachaozhongzhongshuaizailezhangbinlianshang。
lianjiayizhen**citong，zhangbinrenzhenuqi，pixiaoroubuxiaodibaneiliangtadachao，zhongxinsaihuileshenyuanxiongqian。
“才两万块？”
“zheidianqianjiuxiangbashiqingbaiping？”
“yuanjie，yezhuqun，menweiqun，gezhongyansewangzhanliyaoshichuxianlenideshipin，nicaicaizhuzaizheierderenhuizenmexiang？”
“nicaicai……niyihouhainengbunengzaixiahaihunle？”
zhangbinzasheyaotou，shenyuanchenmole。
tamingbaizhangbindehua，tayezhidaozhangbinshuodemeicuo。
ruguozheiduanxiangmenweidongqingxianmeideshipinliuchuanchuqu，neitashenyuanjiangbuhuizaiyourenheyanmian……
tahuishiqugongzuo，tahuishiqumingyu。
meiqianmeiyikao，tazaowanyehuilunluochenghezhangbinyiyangdedicengren。
“neinixiangzenmeyang……”
shenyuantaiqitoulai，tashenxilekouqijinliangrangzijilengjingxialai，ranhoumomokanxiangzhangbin。
“jiandan，jiwoyibaiwan。”
“zheishicongcilejie，woshanshipinhezhaopian，niwozaiyebujian。”
zhangbinshuqiyigenshouzhi，shenyuandunshidengdaleyanjing，chadianyouchaoqizhentouzaren。
“一百万？！”
“nidangwodeqianshijianlaide？”
shenyuanqidebotaoxiongyong，zhangbinheiheiyixiao，shuqideshizhizuoyouhuangdong。
“nilaogongbushitingyouqiande？”