第五章 出丑

paimaihuixianchangheyiwangyouxiebutong,suoyouzhanpindoubaifangzaizhongrendemianqian,shezhiderutongzaigegezhuanjuyiyang,zhiyaokanshanglepaipinlimajiukeyichujia,bingbasuoyouchujiajiaojiyipangdegongzuorenyuan,zhizhizuihougongbujiagaozhede!

shenzhilaicanjiapaimaihuiderenyekeyizijidaishangwupinjinxingzhanlanpaimai,haobibianxiangjuankuan。

guyuweidaizheyizhongguifuchuansuozaidatingdepaipinzhijian,weitamenjieshaozhezheixiepaipindelaili。

zheixieguifudaduoshudoushiyixiewutouwunaodejiatingzhufu,duizheixiezhubaoshoushiziranlejiebuduo,danshiduitamenzheixieguifueryanzhiyaohaokan,zhiyaoxihuan,naqianmaixiajiuxing,caibuguanbiedeshenme。

guyuweixinlisuiranbiqizheixieren,danshizijiyeyaokaozheixierenchentuozijidegaoguiheyouya,erqiehetamenjianlihaoguanxi,buchouzijiyihoumeiyouziyuan……

“guxiaojie,nikankanzheitiaoshoulianruhe?”

qizhongyiweiguifuzhilezhishenpangzhanjulideshoulian。

zheishiyitiaolvbaoshishoulian,zuogongjingxi,yangshikanqilaijiqiputong,danshizixikanbaoshideqiegeyuxiangqianshejidoushishifendutede。

“zheishiyitiaojinkoudelvbaoshishoulian,zuogongcaizhidouhaixing,ruguozuoshouzangdehuayiyibuda。linfuren,ruguonixihuandehua,qishiwobutaijianyi……”

guyuweipingjingdekaikoudianpingzhezheitiaoshoulian,yanliquedaizhezhire,zheitiaoshoulianshitazaojiukanzhongde,qipaijiajiushiyiqianwan,takenabuchuneimeduoxianqianlaipai!ketayoubuganxinbierenmailequ!

suoyitachengsilenengchuliangqianwan!zheiyeshiweishenmetayaozhouxuanzaizheiqunguifushenbian,jiupazheixieguifuhetaqiang!

“e,wokanzheixiedeshiyingguo,yiweiyeshigezhiqianwujianerni!”

linfurendianlediantou,daxiaoleduizheitiaoshouliandeniantou。

yipangdejigeguifuyelianmangfuhe,bingkuazanguyuweideyanguang。

“yingguowangfeicengjingdaiguodeshoushijuranbeinishuodebuzhideshouzang?guxiaojie,nideyanjiekezhengao!”

huranyidaodiaokandeshengyinchuanrudajiadeerli。

zhongrenchaozheshengyuanchukanqu,bianjianguxingyuehuanhuandechaotamenzouleguolai。

guyuweijianzhuanglianseweibian,xiayimiaobianhuifulechangtai,daizhexiaoyidekaikoudao:“zhaifurenshuoxiaole,yuweidangranzhidaozheitiaoshouliandelaili,zhishilinfurenyixiangxihuanjinglidezhubao,suoyiyuweicaijianyilinfurenbushouzangeryi。”

jianbeiguxingyuechuochuan,guyuweiyemeiyouluanlezhenjiao,ershiwanmeideweizijizhaozhejiekou。

yipangdeshizhejiandaoshiguxingyue,limadakailebaoxianjubingbazhubaodidaoleguxingyuedemianqian。

guxingyuejieguolvbaoshishoulian,zuijiaoyigou,huanhuanshuodao:“nimenzaishineikanzheishiyitiaolvbaoshishoulian,zaishiwaidedengguangxiazheihuishitiaolanbaoshishoulian。”

“zheitiaoshouliandemingzijiaotianshizhixin,shishangyishijizhongqishideyiweiyingguowangfeidaiguodepeijiapin,doudouzhuanzhuanluozailewomenguojia。zheilimianshiyongleteshudexiangqianshoufa,ranglanlvbaoshijiehezaiyiqi,suizheguangxiandebutongzheshechudeguangjiubutong……”

shuozheguxingyuekuaisudezaiyipangdepaijiadanshangtianleyigeshuzidijileyipangdeshizhe,“zheitiaoshoulianwochuwuqianwan。”

zheigeshuziwuyibushizaidaguyuweidelian。

erzheiyeshigaosuzhongren,zheitiaoshouliantayaole!

guyuweishigannubuganyan,minzhezuichunxiaozhekanzheguxingyue,youqishikandaotabapaijiadansuiyidetianlewuqianwanshi,zijizaizhengkexindouzaizhandou!

zheitiaoshoulianzuiduomaidaosanqianwan,kezheinvrenjuransuibianchushoujiushiwuqianwan!bushizaidatadelianma?

guoranzhangdeheneinvrenyiyang,yechuchuhezijizuodui!

“zhaifurenchushoukuochuo,daoshirangwomenzhangleyan。zhaifuren,woqiaozheneibianhaiyoujigezhenpin,buruwodainiqukankan?”

guyuweishiguyizheimeshuode,tayigexiazizenmeyongyanjingkan?

“ai,woyanjingkanbujian,fubo,kanbudaozheimepiaoliangdeshoushi。”

guxingyuetanleyikouqi,shengyinlveweiyouxieshiluo,yifukelianxixideyangzirangrenjianlebuyoudelianmin。

genzaiyipangdejigeguifujianlemeitouweipiedekanzheguyuwei,zheishuohuayetaimeiyoufencunle!

guyuweilianseweibian,xinlimingbaibunengrangzheixierenwuhuiziji,mangkaikoujieshidao:“zhaifuren,wobushineigeyisi,wozhishixiangdainikanyixiezhenpin,bingmeiyoumaofannideyisi……”

shuozhetayanquanyixiazihongle,“zhaijiawozengandezuini?zhaifuren,nishuoshiba?”

bawentipaojita,jizijisuzaoyigekeliandemoyang,guoranhaishiguyuweia!

xiayimiaoguxingyueyoutanleyikouqi,“womenzhaijiaqianduoshidayoushenmeyongni?kexilewohaishiyigexiazi。zhinengshuazhelaogongdekamanzuyixianeixindekongxu……”

shuozhetacongdoulichouchuleyizhangkadijileyipangdebaobiao,“denghuipaixialaidedongxizhijiefukuanjiuxingle。”

neizhangkayichu,jingdailezhongren!

neikeshiyizhangmeiyouxianedevvipheikaa!

ergangcaiguxingyueshuodeneixiehuawuyibushizaixuanyaozijideshenfenhediwei,jiusuantashigexiaziyouruhe,wunaizijilaogonglihaia,youqianyoudiweia!

guyuweizaiyebengbuxiaqulianle,suibianzhaolegejiekoubianhuiliuliudezoule。

kanzheguyuweineilingluandebufa,guxingyuexinqingdahao。

zheihaizhishiyigexiaoxiaodekaishi,jiuzheiyangjiushoubulele?chengshounenglizhenruo!

lingyibian,guyuweizhijiehuilezijidexiuxishi,fafengsidebawuneinengzadedongxidouzale!

jintian,shitaershijinianlaizuidiuliandeyici!

neigezhangdeheguxingyueyiyangliande**jiushicunxindehetazuodui!cunxinderangzijinankan!

xiangdaozhei,guyuweidezhenggefeidouyaoqizhale!

menbeirendakaile,jinlaiderenkandaodishanglingluandeyipian,xinjirufendezoudaoguyuweidegenqiankukoupoxindekaikou:“daxiaojie,wozheicaizoulemeijifenzhong,nizenmebahuichangdounaochengleneiyang?”

“wogangtingbierenshuoniyouhezhaijiadefurennaoqilaile,haishuoleyixiebugaishuodehua?zuzonga,nishidangzhenbuzhidaozhaijiaxianzaidequanshima?nifandezhequdezuizhaifurenma?”

jingjirenyibianniantaoyibianshoushizhedongxi。

“pingrilinibushitingjilingdema?zenmejiu……”

“你给我闭嘴!”

guyuweixianzaiqida,zhijiedaduanlejingjirendehua,“nisuanshenmedongxi,ganduiwozhizhidiandianle?wojidezanmendeheyueyaodaoleba?shibuxiangxuqianleshiba?!”

jingjirentingdaozheihuamianseyishan,zhanglezhangzui,danmeiyouzaishuoyijuhua。

jiranguyuweiyoulebiedexiangfa,neitaquxianjiedeshiqingyedeyayiyazaishuole!