【“loushangde,zheizenmekeneng,doushaniandaile,haiyouzheizhongtiangoujuqing?”】
“biechaole,xianjixukanshipinba!zheibuhuoyingrenzhede**zhendefeichangjingliang
yinggaibutaikenengyouneizhongsutaodejuqing。”
kanzhezhibojianliyinweidanmuerzhengchaodeguanzhong,daixiaomeilianmangzhizhidao。
镜头持续推进。
“xiayige,yuzhibozuozhu。”
haiyeyilukadiantouzanshangdikanzhexiaoying,suihouditouchayueshouzhongdebanjimingce。
“shi。”mingjiaozuozhudenanhaidiantouhuiying,shuangshouchadou,yilian**dikanxiangyiluka。
jiuzaiyilukajilumingdanzhiji,yishengjuxiang,yanwusanqu,yigeyuyilukayimoyiyangderenchuxianzaitamianqian。
“hao,hao。”yilukadiantoubiaoshirenke。
ceshiwanbidezuozhushuangshouchadou,daizheyisi**deshenqinglikaile。
“xiayige,xuanwomingren。”yilukazaiciditouchakanmingce。
yipangdeluwanshuangshouchadou,meitoujinzhou,bunaifandikanzhemingren,“zhenshimafansile。”
“quandoushinidecuo。”shanzhongjingyebumandidunangzhe,muguangjindingzhemingren。
“guanwoshashi?”mingrenyibubuzoushangqian。
镜头一转。
jiaoluoli,yigetongkongchengbaisedexiaoluoli,shuangshoubuandedianledian,haixiudiwangzhemingren,xinzhongmomojiayou:“mingren,jiayou....”
【“**,zheigeluolihaokeai!huashitingniubidea!!”】
【“loushangdejianyisixing!!”】
【“buyongsixingle,zhijieqiangbiba(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia”】
【“le,luoliyousanhao....”】
【“xinga,pengyou,xianzhemeishi,gaoxingweiyishua?”】
“keke,qinggeweifaxiezhengchangdedanmuba。”
daixiaomeicikekanzhezhibojiandedanmu,yilianbuyue,yinweitagangcaiyoushoudaolechaoguandejinggao。
玛德!!
zhibojiankebieyoubeifengle!
【“laonvrenshengqideyangzi,yehaokeai,jiejiejie....”】
【“loushangdeyanshenmeixiaba.....”】
【“woqu,yiloukouweizhenzhong!!”】
.....
mingrenxunsuzoudaoyilukamianqian,shuangshouxunsujieyin,quanshenjinbeng,“bianhua!”
yizhenyanwuliaorao,suihouxiaosan。
jinjiezhe,yigejinfabiyan、quanshen**demeishaonvchuxianzaiyanqian,taxiangyilukapaolegemeiyan,yousongshangyigefeiwen。
yilukashunjianlengzhu,tongkongyisuo,huafengtubian,jinjiezheliangchuanbixuecongbikongzhongpenchu。
“hahahaha!”mingrenxunsujiechulebianshenshu,shenchushouzhichaoxiaodao,“zenmeyang,zheiyizhao,wochengzhiwei‘**zhishu’!”
“nizheidabendan!”yilukahuiguoshenlai,lijixunchimingren,“biezaichuangzaozheizhongwuliaoderenshule!”
【“hahahaha,xiaobuhuole!”】
【“pu,meibengzhua!zheigezuozhenaozizaxiangde,chuangzaozheizhongjuqing(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia”】
【“woqu,zhijiejixiongdimensongfulia!”】
【“hahaha,youyisi,taiyouyisile,zheidongmanwozhuidingle!”】
【“loushangdenaozimeishiba,zheishaoweimaidianroujiubanixiyinle?gujiyoushiyigeguayangtoumaigouroude。”】
【“+1,zantongloushanglaogedeguandian!”】
"guayangtoumaigourou?"xiangyangzaixieziloudingzhediannaoshilengxiaoyisheng。
yaozhidao,huoyingdexiaoliangjinciyuhaizei,gengshibeipingweiquanqiufanweizuizhengqiandeshidadongmanzhiyi!
jishiwanjieduonian,qireduyiranbujian,zheizuyizhengmingqizhiliangyouxiu!
zuoweihuoyingmidexiangyang,mianduizheizhongguandian,ziranshixiangxiao。
...
“keke,dajiabiechaole!”
“zhishaozaiwokanlai,zheibumingweihuoyingrenzhededongmanhenhaokan。”
“wulunshiqi**haishijuqing,doukanchengyeneidingjianshuiping。”
daixiaomeikandaozhibojianzaicixianruzhengchao,lianmangyongshuangshouquanjie。
tachaozhezhibojianzhalezhayan,wangguanmiaodong!
xunsuduineijiweiyinzhanderenshishilejinyan。
...
视频还在继续。
henkuai,mingrenyinzaihuoyingyanshangluanhuabeiyilukachengfaqingli。
zuoweitiaojian,yilukaqingmingrenchilamian。
bangwan,cunzhuangcikerenaofeifan。
yilukakanzhezhengzaichimiandemingren,wenhedishuo:“mingren,niweishenmeyaozaineizhongdifangluanhua?niyinggaizhidaohuoyingdarenshizenyangderenwuba...”
“dangranzhidao。”mingrenhanhudihuida,suijiyanxiakouzhongdemiantiao,jiangwanlidetangzhiyiyinerjin。
“jiandanlaishuo,jichenghuoyingzheigeminghaoderen,jiushicunlidezuiqiangrenzhe。
tebieshisidaimu,tagengshicongyaohushouzhongshouhulecunzideyingxiong。”
“neiniweishenmeyaozheimezuoni?”yilukayihuodikanzhemingren。
“yinweizongyouyitian,wohuijichenghuoyingdeminghao!erqie,wohaiyaochaoyuelidaihuoying!”mingrenhaoqingdijuqikuaizi,duiyilukashuodao。
“suoyiwoxuyaorangcunliderenrenkewodeliliang。”
【“le,jiuyinweizheigeyuanyin,suoyinicaiyaoquluantuluanhuama?】
【haole,jiandingwanbi,gujiyoushiyigeniaochao(damuzhi)”】
【“niaochaoshizheiyangde,shenweiwanjiadewomen,zhiyaofenqichongqianjiuxing,cehuayaokaolvdejiuhenduole(damuzhi)”】
【“gongshitaoyongdebudui,gaifa!”】
【“weishenmewonaohailihuiyoushengyina....”】
【“wojuedeyinggaibuhuizheimejiandanba,mingrentazheimezuoyinggaishiyouyuanyinde.....”】
【“hainengyoushayuanyina,renshubuhegejiubale,yangaoshoudi,jiutayepeidanghuoying?”】
【“jiushijiushi,huogaibeiguli!!”】
【“xianjixukanxiaquba,woganjuehoumianhaiyoufanzhuan。”】
视频还在继续中。
“laoshi,woyougeqingqiu。”mingrenniuniedikanzheyiluka,xiandeyouxiebuhaoyisi。
“再来一碗吗?”
“bushide,qingjiangmuyehuejiwo。”mingrenshuangshouheshi,kaojinyiluka。
“zheige...buxinga。zheishibiyehoubeirenkeweidulirenzhedezhengming,nidengmingtianba。”
“xiaoqi!”mingrenbumandibaoyuan。
“hahaha,suoyinicaibahumujingzhailea!”
“再来一碗!”
镜头一转,天亮了。
henkuaidaolebiyekaoshiderizi。
quanbandoutongguolekaoshi,weidumingrenbuhege。
shuimulaoshixiangweimingrenqiuqing,danbeigongzhengdeyilukajujue。
“shuimulaoshi,dajiazhishaonengfenchusangefenshen,danmingrenzhiyouyige,haihaowuyongchu。”yilukakanzhemingrenneiruanmianmiandefenshenshuo。
“suoyiwobunengrangtajige。”yilukayansudibiaoshi。
mingrenjinyaoyachi,tongkongshousuo。
tamengxiangchengweihuoying,danrujinlianchengweirenzhedemenjiandoumaibuguo....
镜头一转。
放学后,
renzhexuexiaowaiweimanlejiazhang。
“wozhongyunengdulile!”
“gandehao,bukuishiwoerzi!”
“恭喜你毕业!”
“jinwanmamajinizuohaochide。”
ermingrenzezuozaiqiuqianshang,shouzhuazhesheng,shenqingandan,yuzhouweiderenaoxingchengxianmingduibi。
“kan,neihaizi...”
“shia,zhiyoutayigerenbujige。”
“活该!”
“neizhongrenyaoshichengweirenzhejiuzaole...”
【“dengdeng,zheishajuqing,weishenmezheiliangmingjiazhangyaochaofengmingrena?”】
【“mingrenbujigeshitazijiwenti,danzheijiazhangyebuzhiyushuodezheimeguofenba!!”】
【“同上!”】