第3章

【“loushangde,zheizenmekeneng,doushaniandaile,haiyouzheizhongtiangoujuqing?”】

“biechaole,xianjixukanshipinba!zheibuhuoyingrenzhede**zhendefeichangjingliang

yinggaibutaikenengyouneizhongsutaodejuqing。”

kanzhezhibojianliyinweidanmuerzhengchaodeguanzhong,daixiaomeilianmangzhizhidao。

镜头持续推进。

“xiayige,yuzhibozuozhu。”

haiyeyilukadiantouzanshangdikanzhexiaoying,suihouditouchayueshouzhongdebanjimingce。

“shi。”mingjiaozuozhudenanhaidiantouhuiying,shuangshouchadou,yilian**dikanxiangyiluka。

jiuzaiyilukajilumingdanzhiji,yishengjuxiang,yanwusanqu,yigeyuyilukayimoyiyangderenchuxianzaitamianqian。

“hao,hao。”yilukadiantoubiaoshirenke。

ceshiwanbidezuozhushuangshouchadou,daizheyisi**deshenqinglikaile。

“xiayige,xuanwomingren。”yilukazaiciditouchakanmingce。

yipangdeluwanshuangshouchadou,meitoujinzhou,bunaifandikanzhemingren,“zhenshimafansile。”

“quandoushinidecuo。”shanzhongjingyebumandidunangzhe,muguangjindingzhemingren。

“guanwoshashi?”mingrenyibubuzoushangqian。

镜头一转。

jiaoluoli,yigetongkongchengbaisedexiaoluoli,shuangshoubuandedianledian,haixiudiwangzhemingren,xinzhongmomojiayou:“mingren,jiayou....”

【“**,zheigeluolihaokeai!huashitingniubidea!!”】

【“loushangdejianyisixing!!”】

【“buyongsixingle,zhijieqiangbiba(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia”】

【“le,luoliyousanhao....”】

【“xinga,pengyou,xianzhemeishi,gaoxingweiyishua?”】

“keke,qinggeweifaxiezhengchangdedanmuba。”

daixiaomeicikekanzhezhibojiandedanmu,yilianbuyue,yinweitagangcaiyoushoudaolechaoguandejinggao。

玛德!!

zhibojiankebieyoubeifengle!

【“laonvrenshengqideyangzi,yehaokeai,jiejiejie....”】

【“loushangdeyanshenmeixiaba.....”】

【“woqu,yiloukouweizhenzhong!!”】

.....

mingrenxunsuzoudaoyilukamianqian,shuangshouxunsujieyin,quanshenjinbeng,“bianhua!”

yizhenyanwuliaorao,suihouxiaosan。

jinjiezhe,yigejinfabiyan、quanshen**demeishaonvchuxianzaiyanqian,taxiangyilukapaolegemeiyan,yousongshangyigefeiwen。

yilukashunjianlengzhu,tongkongyisuo,huafengtubian,jinjiezheliangchuanbixuecongbikongzhongpenchu。

“hahahaha!”mingrenxunsujiechulebianshenshu,shenchushouzhichaoxiaodao,“zenmeyang,zheiyizhao,wochengzhiwei‘**zhishu’!”

“nizheidabendan!”yilukahuiguoshenlai,lijixunchimingren,“biezaichuangzaozheizhongwuliaoderenshule!”

【“hahahaha,xiaobuhuole!”】

【“pu,meibengzhua!zheigezuozhenaozizaxiangde,chuangzaozheizhongjuqing(ಡωಡ)hiahiahia”】

【“woqu,zhijiejixiongdimensongfulia!”】

【“hahaha,youyisi,taiyouyisile,zheidongmanwozhuidingle!”】

【“loushangdenaozimeishiba,zheishaoweimaidianroujiubanixiyinle?gujiyoushiyigeguayangtoumaigouroude。”】

【“+1,zantongloushanglaogedeguandian!”】

"guayangtoumaigourou?"xiangyangzaixieziloudingzhediannaoshilengxiaoyisheng。

yaozhidao,huoyingdexiaoliangjinciyuhaizei,gengshibeipingweiquanqiufanweizuizhengqiandeshidadongmanzhiyi!

jishiwanjieduonian,qireduyiranbujian,zheizuyizhengmingqizhiliangyouxiu!

zuoweihuoyingmidexiangyang,mianduizheizhongguandian,ziranshixiangxiao。

...

“keke,dajiabiechaole!”

“zhishaozaiwokanlai,zheibumingweihuoyingrenzhededongmanhenhaokan。”

“wulunshiqi**haishijuqing,doukanchengyeneidingjianshuiping。”

daixiaomeikandaozhibojianzaicixianruzhengchao,lianmangyongshuangshouquanjie。

tachaozhezhibojianzhalezhayan,wangguanmiaodong!

xunsuduineijiweiyinzhanderenshishilejinyan。

...

视频还在继续。

henkuai,mingrenyinzaihuoyingyanshangluanhuabeiyilukachengfaqingli。

zuoweitiaojian,yilukaqingmingrenchilamian。

bangwan,cunzhuangcikerenaofeifan。

yilukakanzhezhengzaichimiandemingren,wenhedishuo:“mingren,niweishenmeyaozaineizhongdifangluanhua?niyinggaizhidaohuoyingdarenshizenyangderenwuba...”

“dangranzhidao。”mingrenhanhudihuida,suijiyanxiakouzhongdemiantiao,jiangwanlidetangzhiyiyinerjin。

“jiandanlaishuo,jichenghuoyingzheigeminghaoderen,jiushicunlidezuiqiangrenzhe。

tebieshisidaimu,tagengshicongyaohushouzhongshouhulecunzideyingxiong。”

“neiniweishenmeyaozheimezuoni?”yilukayihuodikanzhemingren。

“yinweizongyouyitian,wohuijichenghuoyingdeminghao!erqie,wohaiyaochaoyuelidaihuoying!”mingrenhaoqingdijuqikuaizi,duiyilukashuodao。

“suoyiwoxuyaorangcunliderenrenkewodeliliang。”

【“le,jiuyinweizheigeyuanyin,suoyinicaiyaoquluantuluanhuama?】

【haole,jiandingwanbi,gujiyoushiyigeniaochao(damuzhi)”】

【“niaochaoshizheiyangde,shenweiwanjiadewomen,zhiyaofenqichongqianjiuxing,cehuayaokaolvdejiuhenduole(damuzhi)”】

【“gongshitaoyongdebudui,gaifa!”】

【“weishenmewonaohailihuiyoushengyina....”】

【“wojuedeyinggaibuhuizheimejiandanba,mingrentazheimezuoyinggaishiyouyuanyinde.....”】

【“hainengyoushayuanyina,renshubuhegejiubale,yangaoshoudi,jiutayepeidanghuoying?”】

【“jiushijiushi,huogaibeiguli!!”】

【“xianjixukanxiaquba,woganjuehoumianhaiyoufanzhuan。”】

视频还在继续中。

“laoshi,woyougeqingqiu。”mingrenniuniedikanzheyiluka,xiandeyouxiebuhaoyisi。

“再来一碗吗?”

“bushide,qingjiangmuyehuejiwo。”mingrenshuangshouheshi,kaojinyiluka。

“zheige...buxinga。zheishibiyehoubeirenkeweidulirenzhedezhengming,nidengmingtianba。”

“xiaoqi!”mingrenbumandibaoyuan。

“hahaha,suoyinicaibahumujingzhailea!”

“再来一碗!”

镜头一转,天亮了。

henkuaidaolebiyekaoshiderizi。

quanbandoutongguolekaoshi,weidumingrenbuhege。

shuimulaoshixiangweimingrenqiuqing,danbeigongzhengdeyilukajujue。

“shuimulaoshi,dajiazhishaonengfenchusangefenshen,danmingrenzhiyouyige,haihaowuyongchu。”yilukakanzhemingrenneiruanmianmiandefenshenshuo。

“suoyiwobunengrangtajige。”yilukayansudibiaoshi。

mingrenjinyaoyachi,tongkongshousuo。

tamengxiangchengweihuoying,danrujinlianchengweirenzhedemenjiandoumaibuguo....

镜头一转。

放学后,

renzhexuexiaowaiweimanlejiazhang。

“wozhongyunengdulile!”

“gandehao,bukuishiwoerzi!”

“恭喜你毕业!”

“jinwanmamajinizuohaochide。”

ermingrenzezuozaiqiuqianshang,shouzhuazhesheng,shenqingandan,yuzhouweiderenaoxingchengxianmingduibi。

“kan,neihaizi...”

“shia,zhiyoutayigerenbujige。”

“活该!”

“neizhongrenyaoshichengweirenzhejiuzaole...”

【“dengdeng,zheishajuqing,weishenmezheiliangmingjiazhangyaochaofengmingrena?”】

【“mingrenbujigeshitazijiwenti,danzheijiazhangyebuzhiyushuodezheimeguofenba!!”】

【“同上!”】