第1章
“xiangnizheiyangdefeiwu，yepeixiangwodenvrenqiuhun！”lianbeiduifangcaizaijiaodixia，jiaoxialidaohenda，liandoubianlexing，linyupinmingzhengzha，queyoutulaowugong。
“weishenme？”linyusisididingzhechuangshanghaimeichuanhaodenvren。
moguibanrehuodeshencai，youzhangyoubaidedatui，baixiwuxiadepifuheqingchuneryoujingzhideliandan，jueduishinandeyijiandemeinv。
zheishitatanleyinianduodenvpengyou，yigexiaoshiqian，linyupengzhexianhua，laidaonvyousushe，xiangyaojinvyouyifenjingxi，quemeixiangdao，nvyouhexuexiaofengyunrenwuzhaozhipengchishenluotizaichuangshang。
zhaozhipengnaishiwuxingwushi，haoshibeizhuangpo，tanaoxiuchengnu，buyoufenshuo，balinyudalegebansi。
“linyu，jiranbeinifaxian，woyebuzangzheyezhe，qishicongtoudaowei，wodoumeiyoukanshangnizheizhilaihama，bu，queqiedeshuo，nilianlaihamadouburu，nijiushiyigefeiwu，laji，yitiaochouchong！”cishi，shaoyayunmeilidelianshangchongmanlebiyi。
“nijiranbuxihuanwo，dangchuweishenmeyaodayingwo？”linyujuedexiongkoududehuang。
“neishiyinweiniyuchun，niyuanyidangtiangou，wozhiyaogougoushou，nijiutianzhebiliansongqian，songgezhongxiulianziyuan，sheihuijujueyigemianfeidetikuanji。”shaoyayunyifulisuodangrandeyangzi。
zhaozhipengjugaolinxiadilengnizhelinyu，yanzhongmanshichaofeng：“linyu，wozhidaonibuganxin，zijipengzaishoulidexinganbaobei，jiaowangyinianle，lianshoudoumeipengyixia，quezaojiuhewoshanglechuang，nibuganxinyouruhe，zheigeshijie，shiliweiwang，hewoxiangbi，nijiushilaji，chouchong，**derenmingba！”
shuozheihuadeshihou，zhaozhipengdejiaoxiagengjiayongli，jihuyaobalinyudeliancaisui。
“suanle，qinaide，wokandaozheigoudongxijiuexin，nigankuaibatarengchuqu，wohaixiangyao......”shaoyayunmeiyanrusi。
linyuwangzhezheiyimu，xinzhongbuyoushengqiwujinbeiliang。
“baobei，woxiangwanyibadade。”zhaozhipengguiyiyixiao，takemeidasuanzheiyangqingyifangguolinyu。
“你想怎么玩？”
shaoyayunhaiyiweiyaowanziji，yilianhanqingmaimai，chunyiangran。
“给老子起来。”
zhaozhipengwanrutuozhesigouyiban，jianglinyuzhuaileqilai，jingzhixiangchuangkouzouqu。
“qinaide，niyaoganshenme？”
jianciqingjing，shaoyayunweiweiyizheng，youxiebujie。
“henjiandan，linyuchuangrunidesushe，xiangyao**ni，quebeiwozhuangpo，tanaoxiuchengnu，jingranxiangyaoduiwodongshou，beiwodaxialelou，nijuedezheigushizenyang？”zhaozhipengkankanertan。
tangruozhenzheiyangdehua，neime，tazhaozhipengjiuchengleyingxiong，linyujiushibiaozhundeselang，ershaoyayunjiushishouhaizhe，daoshihou，shaoyayunxuanbuhelinyufenshou，yesuanshishunlichengzhang，buhuibeirenshuochengzhanv。
xiangfan，linyujiushi**le。
真是一举多得！
“wangbadan，nisongkaiwo......”linyufeidoukuaiqizhale，**luoxiurutayejiubale，haiyaowangtashenshangpozangshui。
“滚下去吧！”
jieguo，huahaimeishuowan，zhaozhipengmengranyiyongli，jianglinyucongchuangkoutuilexiaqu。
“砰！”
zheilishierlou，zhaozhipengzhidaoshuaibusiren，zhibuguo，shuaigeguzheshenmede，wentibuda，jibianzhenshuaisile，youyouhefang，duifangbuguoshi**faneryi，zijikeshizhengyidehuashen。
“出事了！”
zheishinvshengsushequ，linyugangshuaixiaqu，jiujujilebushaoren。
cishi，shaoyayunlianmangyishanbuzhengdichongdaochuangkou，xiangxiakanqu，dangtakandaodishangdaochushixueshi，taxinshenzhouranyijing。
“**的晦气。”
zhaozhipenghenbuxiedipielepiezui，benyiweishuaigeguzhe，kanyangzi，henkenengshuaisile。
“tashi**fan，taxiang**wo，qianwanbierangtapaole。”danglouxiatongxuezhuyidaoshaoyayunshi，shaoyayunjinghuangshicuodijiaorangleqilai。
“gankuaibaojing，batazhuaqilai！”
“haishixiansongdaoxiaoyiyuanba！”louxiaqizuibashede。
“womeisi？budui，wozenmehuizaizheili？”
danglinyuzhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，tayanshenzhongyoujifencuoe。
tatarudizunjing，beijiutianshidichengwei：jiuyoudizun！
tashitutachuguanjianyibu，quezaidujiezhongshibai，bujinshenshouzhongchuang，haizaoyudaoyizushuweibuxiuzhiwangxiji，zuizhongtaxuanzelezibao，heneixiebuxiuzhiwangtongguiyujin。
kelinyuzenmedoumeixiangdao，taxinglaideshihou，jingranzhongshengdaoleshibasuidegaozhong。
qianshizhongzhongjingli，wanruchaoshuiyibanchuxianzailenaohaizhong。
talinyuchushengwuzongshijia，yeyenaishidaxiadawuzong，fuqinnaishijiuxingwuzong，jiazuzhonggaoshouruyun。
weidutachushengjiushifeimai，wufaxiulian，biaozhunfeiwuyige。
kejiazushangxiaduitatengaiyoujia，jibiantawufaxiulian，jiazuyenenghutayishizhouquan，ketapianpianxihuanshangleshaoyayun。
napazhidaoshaoyayunhezhaozhipengyouyituizhihou，jingranhaiguimixinqiao，daoqujiazuzhongbao，nazoufuqinjinshengdetiancaidibao，jileshaoyayun。
shaoyayunjiangneixiedongxidoujilezhaozhipeng，zhaozhipengdefuqintongguogezhongtiancaidibao，buduantupo，bizijifuqinxianyibuchengweiledawuzong。
yeyezaijinquchushihou，zhaojiakaishiduilinjiaxiashou，tunbinglinjiachanye，feidiaolinjiazhuduogaoshoudengdeng。
linjiarendoufeichangqican，jiazushubaikourenjihudoubeimiele，linyuyebeidangchenglajiyiyang，rengdaolejinquzhong。
zhishilinyumingbugaijue，qiafengyiweijueshidanengluguojinqu，duifangjingrankanchulinyuyongyoujiuyouzhiti，bingqieshoulinyuweitu。
datonglinyujingmai，linyucongcizhihou，xiuweishitufeimengjin，zuizhongmielezhaojiabaolechou，kelinjiayijingbeimie，tajiusuanyouzaidadenengli，yewufarangtamenzhongxinhuoguolai。
zheiyechengweilelinyuneixinzuidadeyihan，huoxuzhengshiyinweizheifenyihan，rangtadujieshibai！
rujin，laotianyejiletayicizhongxinlaiguodejihui，tashibiyaomibudangchudeyihan，zhonghuoyishi，tajiuyoudizunyaohuochubuyiyangdejingcai。