suhuashuoningchaishizhuangmiao，buhuiyizhuanghun。
anlilaijiang，guyuetingyinggaisuidaliu，fuyanjijukaidaojiangnan，cuohetaheyuzhangfengdehunshi。
kezhengyinweitazheigerenzhichunzhizhen，cainengzhenzhengzhanzaijiangnandejiaodutitarenzhenkaolv，jichutarenweizuizhenchengdejianyi。
aiqingchengrankegui，danjueduibushiyaoxishengzijiderensheng。
jiangnanqingqing“ng”lesheng，meiyouzaishuohua。
guyuetingyeshidiandaoweizhi，tayouhuidaoketinglimangzijideshi，chufanglizhiyouqiecaichaocaideshengyin，haiyoujiangnanoueryishengtanxi。
一顿饭吃得很热闹。
jiangnanshiyinlelaoshi，sangzifeichanghao。
chenzhefanhoudajiaxingzhigao，jiangnanyikouqichanglehaojishougequ。
youhongge，youliuxinggequ，shenzhihaiyouyishouqishixionghundejunge，yindedongjiayizhongrenguzhangjiaohao。
yuruyangengshizhefuzaijiangnanchuzhongdecaiqingxia。
tahuranqingxingzijinengyoujihuizhonghuoyishi，nenglaidaofumusuochudeniandai，nengzhenzhengkandaomuqindegaoguangshike。
zaijiangnanhuangyingchugubandegeshengli，yuruyanxinzhonghuranchanshengleyigedadandeniantou。
如果……
她是说如果啊。
ruguojiangnanheyuzhangfengmeijiehun，ruguotabuyongchengshousangfushouguaduzifuyangnverdebeicanyuxinsuan，neita，shibushinengyoubuyiyangderensheng？
zheigeniantouyimaochulai，yuruyanhoubeiyizhenfaliang。
tazenmenengrucidanibudao？
keshi，keshizhongshengdeyiyibujiuzaiyubimianqianshidetongkuyuyihan，rangrenshengnengyoubuyiyangdetiyan，nengzaixingfuxie，nengzaishunfengshunshuixie。
erjiangnanzhisuoyizaozaolishi，yeshiyinweishenghaiziyoufaletabenbusuanyanzhongdexinzangbing。
yuruyanhuanghujidemuqinlishihou，neigeanlianmuqinxuduoniandeyishengshushuxintongshuodao：“conghuaiyunkaishi，wojiuquantadadiaohaizi，ketafeibuken！”
jiangnanaiyuzhangfeng，eryuzhangfengdefengjianjiatingwufajieshouerxifubunengshenghaizidexianshi。
jishihunqianzaitianmiyuenai，yenandihunhoudejimaosuanpiyuzhengnaosiche。
huoxushijiangnanburenxinrangzhangfuzuoyouweinan，zheicaixuanzelemaoxianhuaiyunshengzi，kezuizhonghaishimeitaotuosishendemozhang。
shuolaidoushibeiju，doubuguoshibeimingyunwannongzaizhangxindekelianren。
“ruyan？ruyannizenmele？shentibushufuni？”
dongzhangetaishoumoshangyuruyandeetou，jiangtazichensizhonghuanxing。
“mei，womeishi，wojiushi……jiushihuiweijiangnanmeimiaodegesheng，taihaotingle，zhende！”
yuruyanhuiguoshenlai，xiaozheduidongzhangeshuodao：“nihuichanggema？”
si，dongzhangemeixiangdaohuibeilaopobeici。
dongzhangechanggehebierenchanggebutong。
birujiangnanchanggeshiyizhongxiangshou，ertachanggezeshiduierduodecuican。
junren，buyaoqiuchangdeduohaoting，danshengyinyidingyaohongliang，yidingyaoyoubangboqishi，yaorangdirenwenfengsangdan。
“你想听？”
dongzhangeyandimanshichongni。
cishideyuruyangenbenbuzhidaodongzhangechanggeyouduoweixian，tayiliandanchunyuxiangwang，zhongzhongdiantou。
huayiluoxia，zhijianyuzhangfengxianxinggaoci。
“nannan，tiansebuzaole，wodesongnihuijiage！”
suiji，donganlanheguyuetingyeshunshishuodao：“womenqusongsongzhangfengyujiangnan，shunbianqusangebu……”
“aiyo，zuoleyiwanshang，yaosuanbeitongyo，laotouzi，zouzouzou，kuaihuifangxiuxi！”
pengdongxiangyudongshuhuaichanfuzheqishen，tuijiaohenmali，quanranbuxiangnianmaizhiren。
yishizhijian，ketinglizhishengxiadongzhangeheyuruyanerrenmianmianxiangqu。
“tamen……yinggaibushiweileduoniba？”
yuruyanxiaodeyoudianxu，tahaoxiangtaoquetaobudiao，yinweidongzhangeyijinglazhuletadeshouwan。
“biezou，wodouyunnianghaole，dengwojinichangyishou《dabaguilai》！”
dongzhangeqingleqingsangzi，nachuzijizaibuduixunxinbingdeqishi。
“riluoxishanhongxiafei……”
shunjian，gebidegouxiangshishoudaomouzhong**，wanermingsidefengkuangfeijiao，qingkedaidongqitagouyiqijiao，yishizhijian，zhenggejunqudayuanjiminggoufeixuannaodaojidian。
zhidaoyoushitouzazaichuanghubolishang。
“dongzhange，niyadejiwobizui，wojiahaizidoubeinihekule！”
……
郁如烟无比后悔。
tabugainahubukaitinahu，bugaimaozheshengmingweixianyaoqiudongzhangechanggejitating。
bierenchanggeyaoqian，zheigemenerchanggeyaoming！
naotengleyizhengtian，yuruyanshizhenleile。
huidaowoshi，tadoubuxiangxizao，jiuneimedacicipazaichuangshang。
“腰好痛啊！”
guangjiebantian，zuofanbantian，haibeidongzhangemoyincuican，tademingkezhenshitaikule。
“我给你揉揉！”
dongzhangezigaofenyong，jiangquantouniedekakaxiang。
kandaozheijiashi，yuruyanhedeyanjingdouzhile。
tafanshenzuoqiyilianjingtihandao：“nizheishiyaoganma？yaosharenma？”
开什么国际玩笑？
tajiushileisi，yebuhuirangdongzhangejita**de，taximing，tahaixiangduohuojitian！
xishuwan，yuruyanquansuozaibeizilidaduner，dongzhangezekaozaichuangtouxiangshiqing。
“mingtianwojiuyaoguiduile，jiexialaibuyidingnengmeitianhuijia，ruyan，niyouxiangguozuodianshenmeshima？”
tingdaozheihua，yuruyanzhengkaileyanjing。
tazaojiuxiangguozheigewenti。
suoweikaotiankaodiburukaoziji，napaxianzaidongjiadaitahenhao，ketaxindiyiranjuedezijishigemaopaihuo。
jiangzijideweilaidouguazaidongjiazheikedashushang，sihufengxiantaidale。
butishangyishilidongjiadetuifeiqingta，yebutizijibingmeiyoubaifenzhibaidebawoniuzhuanqiankunbangdongjiaduguonanguan。
zhishuorenxingzheidongxi，sheiganbaozhengdongzhangeyibeizidoububianxinni？
shangyishilitagangcanjiagongzuo，danweiyougesiwushisuidedanshenlaodajie，xinggeguguaiyounangao。
houlaitatingshuo，laodajiecengyouguoyiduanbuxingdehunyin。
tashiliuxueguilaidenvboshi，zhangfuzeshigaozhongbiyedeyixiangongren。
errenyijianzhongqing，tabugujiarenfanduizhiyixiajia，pingkaozhezhuoyuenengli，jiangzhangfufuchidaogongsizongjinglideweizhi。
ranhouzhihoudejuqingjiuhengouxueexin。
nanrenyouqianjiubianhuai，zhangfuyunianqingmaomeidenvmishugoudazaiyiqi，shengchengzijiyulaodajiedezheiduanhunyinrangtashoudaoyapoyusangshizunyan。
laodajietichulihun，gounanrenquezaoyouzhunbeizhuanyicaichan，zuizhongdajieluolegejingshenchuhudexiachang。
huoxuanzhaoxiaoshuoqingjieli，zheiyangdefuxinhanbidingshiyaozaobaoyingde。
然而现实很残酷。
nvmishuhenkuaishangwei，sannianjianjinanrenshengleyieryinv，nanrendeshiyezhengzhengrishang，zhiyoulaodajiegushouzheyikechongmanchouhendexin，zaizheirenshijianxingshizourou。
nanrenhenqilai，lianyuzijigonggangongkudeqizidounengcaizaijiaodi，gengbieshuotazheiyangyigewuzuqingzhongderen。
dongzhangekandaoyuruyanbushuohua，yiweitameiyouzhuyi。
“bazuotianhaiyuwoshangliang，shuobaniandundaojunquyiyuanhouqinchu，gongzuoqingsongwending，nikanzenmeyang？”
chenmolehuier，yuruyanyaotoushuodao：“bu，wobuxiangquyiyuanhouqinchu，wo……woxiangqubolichang！”