第一章

「yi、woxuexihuihenxinku,suoyixuyaochongzudexiuxishijian,jialiwulunshenmeshijiandoubunengyourenheshengxiang。」「er、woduiyouyanweifeichangmingan,wendaohuigandaotouyunbushi,suoyibunengzaijializuofan。」「san、wobuxihuandongwu,suoyijinzhizaihezuwuneiyangchongwu。ruguomoledongwu,huilaizhiqianqingquebaoshenshangmeiyouliuxiaqiwei。」「si、xizaodeshengyintaida,huiyingxiangwoxuexihexiuxi,suoyiwanshangjiudianhoujinzhixizao。」……

「ba.bunengzaifangjianneichidongxi,yinweijujiaoshenghuirangwofenxin。」「jiu.jinzhishiyongrenheyouweidaodedongxi,biruxiangshui,wobuxihuanrenhecibideweidao。」「shi.weilebuyingxiangwodexuexi,nibixuanzhaowodezuoxishijianlaianpainimendehuodong。」diyiciherenhezujiujianshidaozheimeqipadeshiyou,wojingwuyanyidui。

zheigefangziyigongsangerenhezu,erqiedouzhunbeikaoyan,tazenmehaoyisitichuzheimeduohuangtangdeyaoqiu。

qunlimeirenhuita,tajixushengqilingrendixuanbu:「congjintiankaishi,zheigefangziyouwozuozhu,nimendouyaohaohaozunshouzheigeguiding。」wozheibaopiqirenbuxiaqule,dangjikaimaihuidui。

「niyiweizijishisheia?niyaokaoyan,womenjiubukaolema?nipingshenmeduiwomenzhishouhuajiao?zhenbazijidanggencongle!」woshuowanhou,qunlixianruleliangmiaodechenji,henkuai,tafalaileyizhangchuandeyuyin。

「nizenmeshuohuade?yigexinbanlaidejingranganweikangwodemingling?」「wogaosuni,wokaoyankeshitoudengdashi,sheiyaoshiganyingxiangwo,wogensheimeiwan!」「wojinggaoni,zuihaobiezairewo,fouzeyounihaokande!」

aiyo,zheimelihai,haizhenrangrenyoudianpapani。

zhibuguozheizhongxiaozhangbahumanzuipenfenderenwodaxueliyijingjiandetaiduole。

「niguanwoshisheini,nikaobukaoyangenwomeiguanxi,fanzhengniwuquanganshewomendexingwei!」tajile,yilianfalehaojitiaoyuyinlaiwenhouwoquanjia。

wolandelita,fangxiashoujixuexiqule。

huijiaqianfaxianlingyigehezushiyouchenyanjialewoweixin,wotongyihoutamashangjiwofaletiaoxinxi。

「tiantian,niqianwanbuyaozhaorelifang,nigangbanlaibuzhidao,tajinnianshierzhankaoyanle,kansheidoubushunyan,zhiqianjiuyounvshenghezubeitaqizoule,niyaoshixianganwendurijiubiequdezuita。」guaibudelifangliguijudeshihouyishengbuhang,yuanlaishipadezuita。

buguowocaibupa,congchuzhongkaishizhusu,shenmeyangdeqipasheyouwomeijianguo,duifuzheizhongrenwoyoudeshibanfa。

huidaojiahoumeikandaolifangdeshenying,woxiwanzaohoujiuhuilefangjian,shunshoujiangfangmenfansuo。

wanshangjiudiantacaihuilai,yihuilaijiuzaiketingduiwopokoudama。

malaimaquwufeijiushineixiezanghua,wotingdedoumianyile。

wolandechuquhetaduima,rentazaiwaimianjiaoxiao,leileyitian,erjiyidai,sheiyebiexiangdaraowo。

diertianwobawodongxidoushoushihao,fangmensuohaocaiganfangxinchumen,sheizhidaowobuzaijiatahuibuhuizuochudianshenmeshi。

wanshanghuidaojia,yigucibideniaosaoweipubierlai,youqishizaiwodefangjianmenkou,weidaozuizhong。

xianzaizhengzhixiajizuiredeshihou,ketingdechuanghulifangbujikai,meiyouyidiantongfeng,kongqizhongmimanzhesuanchoudeniaosaowei,jianzhinengbarenxuntu。

zheizhongbeibideshouduan,buyongxiangyezhidaoshilifanggande。

wozhijiequqiaotadefangmen,lifangtoufalingluanshuiyanmenglongchulai,yifugangshuixingdeyangzi,yiliandebunaifan。

「你要干嘛?」

wozhilezhiwofangjianmenkouhaimeigantoudeniaozi。

「这是你干的吧?」

lifangyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,meiyouchengren。

「niyouzhengjuma?jiupingzheigenijiushuoshi***de?wozameiwendaoyouweidaoa。」「wogaosuni,biewumiewoa,shuohuashiyaojiangzhengjude!」

zheifulizhiqizhuangdeyangzi,yaoshihuangeren,kongpazaojiubeitaqichuxinzangbingle!

dekuiwoxinzanggouqiangda,buranhaizhenshoubuletazheifu“siburenzhang”dezuilian。

shuowan,tayoukaishidaodayipa。

「wohaimeishuonini,xianzaidoujidianle,woshibushishuoguojiudianzhihoubuyaofachurenheshengyin,niyaoshinaozibuhaoni,jiuduochidianzhunaobubu。」zheifuyizhiqishidemoyangzhendetaiqianzoule,genzheizhongrenjianzhiwufajiaoliu。

womeizaigentaduofeikoushe,tuolehaojibiandi,haipenlehenduoxiangshui,caibaneiguniaosaoweiyangaizhu。

tabushibuxihuanxiangshuima,wopianyaopen!wodaoyaokankan,tahainengzenmexiaozhang。

lifangniezhebizi,duiwodashenghoudao:「nishibushiyoubinga?sheiyunxunipenxiangshuile?」wonaqixiangshui,duizhetayongliyian,shuo:「nizuibaneimechou,wojiniququwei。」lifangqideyaodawo,wozhishiqingqingyibaitadeshouwan,tajiutengdeaoaojiao。

jiuzheidiannengnai,haigangenwojiaoxiao?

jitagexiaoxiaodejiaoxunhou,lifangxiaotingleliangtianmeizuoyao,wozaiketingchiluosifen,tayezhiganzaiyipanggandengyan。

wohaiyiweitazhongyuxiaotingle,meixiangdaomeiguoliangtian,wojiufaxianwoguazaiwaimiandemaojinyouhuangsedeningguwu,wenleyixia,chouqixuntian。

tianshade,zheishinawomaojincashiqule?

pingshiwodouhuibamaojinguazaifangjianli,jiushiweilefangzheta,miandetayouzhengchushenmeyaoezi,zheicichumentaizheji,suishoujiubamaojinliangzaileyangtaidelanganshang。

meixiangdao,tahaizhenmeirangwoshiwang,zhenganchulezheizhongexindeshiqing。

zheiciwomeiyouquzhiwenta,genzheizhongbujiangdaoliderenjiangdaolishijiangbutongde。

jiranzheiyang,neijiukankansheigengwulai!

dangwanwojiuxiadanlejishibaochoupidan,zheiwanyideweiliburongxiaoqu,yiqianzhenggurendeshihouwanguo,juchouwubi!