第3章 吃鸡咯

songwanguaiqiaodiantou,“neiwotingshenzide,zaijiadaizhebianshi。yanqiaozhetianjiuyaoheile,jialideliangshidoufangzaishenzijialini,shenzizheihuierfangbiandehua,woqubaliangshinahuilai,haojihaizimenzuofanchi。”

“shenmeliangshi,nijiasigewaduonengchibuzhidaoa?zaojiuchimeile!womeikong,biedaraowohuanjilei!ji,gugugu——”

songwanjiantapaoyuanle,zhinengdengcuiqianhuilaichulile。

xiaorufangantazheigehouniangdeshiershaobulecuiershendetuibozhulan,kanzhehuailiyijingdalazheyanpidexiaoyi,songwanganjinjinwuhonghaizishuijuele。

xiaoyichibaolezaisongwandepaipaixiajiushuizhele。

songwanbahaizifangchuangshang,gangxiangyiqitangxia,jiucongzhihuchuanghudepodongchukandaoxiaoruhexiaoancoudaoleyikuaier,buzhizaishuozheshenme。

songwanrenbuzhucouguoqutingqiangjiao。

zhijianxiaoruhaishiyilianqifen,xiaoquantoujinjindeniezhe,“xiaoan,denghuierdagexiaxuele,niyidingyaohewomenyiqibahouniangganzou!”

xiaoanzhabaheiputaobandedayanjing,lianggenshouzhijiaozaiyiqiqingshengdao:“keshihouniangtabiernainaihao,xiaoyiyehenxihuanta。”

xiaoruqidetaigaolexiaosangmen,“nijuranxiangzheneigehuainvren?”

waimiancuiershenjiansongwanjinwuyouzhelehuilai,tayibianjiaohuanzheji,yibiancoujinxiaoanxiaoruliangxiongmei。

yibianjimeinongyandeduixiaoanxiaorudao:“xiaoanxiaorua,nimenzhidaode,ernainaiconglaibudanimen,yaoshiyoulehouniangkejiubuyidingle。nimenkeyaozhuajinjihuibaneigehuainvrenganzou,tapizishengdehao,nimendieyaoshiquletahuinisizaitadedupishangde,daoshihoutazaiyouleqinshengdewawa……”

“ershen,nishuoshashengwawa?nishuoyaogenershuzaiyaoyigea,nimendouwushiduole,zhenshishentiqiangzhuanglei!”

songwanchulewuyemeizhijiemaren,haodaitayeshixianchengdeqianjin**,chulaizhadaode,dezhuangzhedian。

崔二婶老脸一红。

xinneimadao,zheidalangxifutingsanbutingsi,buguozhuannianyixianghaihaotameitingquan。

“nitingcuole,woshihexiaoanxiaorushuorangniduoshengjige,jicuijiaduoduodekaizhisanyeli。”cuiershensuibianchedandeshuodao。

songwanxiaoxixide,yidianyebunao。

cuiershentaolegemeiqu,zhihaoqubiechuhuanjile。

tayemeiyoulijihuiwu,kanzhezijiafangziqianmiandexiaolu,xiaoluduimianshiyipiantiandi,dilishilvyouyoudedaotian,daotianhexiaoluzhongjianhaiwaleshuigou,zheishifangbiandaretianjiaoguandilidedaogu。

zheishijizhijipaoleguolai。

“gugugu……”jizhilaomujimaizhexiaoduantui,fachushoujinghoudeshengyin。

xiaoantantouyikan:“yi,neibushiernainaijiadejima,zahaibuhuiwo。”

songwantiaomei,xinliyixi。

“xiaoan,zheijidoushiernainaijiade?”

xiaoanyaotou,zhizhejijiaoshangshuanzhehuangsebutoudejiduisongwanshuo:“shuanhuangsebutoudecaishiernainaijiade。”

cunlidejidaduosanyang,gejiadedoushizuolebiaojide,birujianyixieweiyu,huozhezaijidejiaoshanghuozheyumaoshangshuanyikuaibutou,fangbianbianren。

“xiaoan,jiniangnadaoqu!”songwandao。

zheiwanfanbujiuyouzheluolema!!!

xiaoanmashangjiupaozhequle。

xiaoruyishuanghuposedetongrenkanzhesongwan,tianletianchunjiao,tixingdao:“zheikeshiernainaideji,tazhidaolekeshihuimasantiansanyede。”

“xiangkenkongzhuobanhaishixiangchiji?”

“鸡!”

“neijiuqushenghuoshaoshui!”

zainongcunliuqisuidehaizidounengganhenduohuoerle,songwanyejixiaoruzhipailerenwu。

xingxushiweilechijirou,xiaoruyezanshifangxialeduihouniangdechengjian,kaishiqushenghuoshaoshuiqule。

songwanjiangjizhuigandaogouli,ranhouzaizhuazhu,jianzhiqingeryiju。

dengxiaoannazhedaozichulaideshihou,tayijingtizheliangzhifeifeidelaomujizaishoulile。

songwanduizhewandimolemodao,ranhoutiqiyizhiji,gayixiajiumobozi,jixueyeyongjialeyandebaishuijieqilai。

songwanliluodejijibalemao,qinglileneizang,kaizaojiahuo,jianglaomujishenshangsichexialaidehuangyoudiuruguoli,aochujinhuangdejiyouhouzaijiangduochengkuaierdejiroufangxiaqubaochao,sashangyiquanhuangjiu,jiashuihejiangyoudunzhu。

chuguoqianzaibalaomujiduzilidejidandiujinqu,haiyouningguhaodejixue,zuihouzaisashangyibayuanzilizhongzhedesuanmiaoyezi。

“咕噜——”

“咕噜——”

guogaiyikai,pubidexiangweiredelianggezhanzaizaotaibianshangdexiaojiahuodoupinmingdeliuzhehalazi。

songwanwanglijialeyan,changguolexiandanhoucaitiliuqiyigejitui,duilianggecaidaotayaoweizhidexiaojiahuoshuodao,“jiaoniang,jichirou!”

“niang,niang,niang。”xiongyatoupobujidaidejiaohuanleqilai,shenzhibengqilaiqugouneigejitui。

宋宛有些忍俊不禁。

fangfogangcaizaimenkoushuoyaoganzouzijidebushitayiyang。

“好,你的鸡腿。”

songwanjilexiaoruyigejitui,youwenroudekanxiangxiaoan,“xiaoanhaimeijiaoniangni!”

“niang……”xiaoanhenghengdeshuodao,yibianhaijucudechezheyijiao。

lianggerendoukenlebangejitui,caiyouzuishuohua。

“erge,zanmenjinershiguonianlema?”xiaorushenxileyikoujituidexiangweier,zuilisaidegugunangnangde,yibianbashouzhishangdeyouzhiyetiandeganganjingjingde。

“guonianhaizaoni,dagehaimeihuilai。”xiaoanjiannandebabangejituicongzuibiannakai。

songwanmolemoxiaoanfahuangdetoufa,“guolihaiyouni!”

shuozhe,songwanshengleyidahaiwandejirou,fangzaixiaoanhexiaorudemianqian。

lianggehaiziyanlidoumaozhelvguangle。

shenzhifachu“aowu”shengduizhedahaiwanlidejiroudakuaiduoyileqilai,lianggehaizichidemanzuiliuyou,saibangzigudehexiaosongshuyiyang,jieshiyongshouzhuazheken。

zheishi,menkouhuilaileyigebeizheshudaidedahaizi,yuemoshisui,yijingyouxiaoxiaoshaoniandemoyangle。

tashaideyouxiehei,kanqilaitingshidunhou。

kandaodimeizaichijirou,tayeshikanleyiyanjiunuokaiyanshen,suihoukanxiangsongwan,shenziqueshichaozhedimeidefangxiangwen,“zheishinajiadejiejie?”

“wojiaosongwan,shinimendehouniang。”