jiuzhongdegaijuanxiaolvhengao,zhigeleyitianjiuchuchengjile。
gaosan(8)banluandexiangcaishichangyiyang,douzuihouyixueqile,tamenhaishimeibandianzhejideyisi,zheiqunshaoyexiaojiemenqishiyegenbenbuyongcanjiagaokao,tamenjializaojiuweitamenpuhaolejinxiudadao。
gaozhongbiyezhihou,duoshuxuyaochuguoliuxue,zhiyaoqiandaowei,guowaideshenmexuexiaobunengshang?
shendangyirujiwangdebazhangtuibaifangzaiguodaoshang,tabadaoguanle,zijidezuoweikongjianhenda,doushiyazhadeqianhouzhuobale。
shangke**dawan,banzhurentanghonglinleyizhangchengjidanzoujinjiaoshi,lazhezhanglian,qingxubushan。
zhanghezaixiabianliezhegezuigenshendangshuohua:“dangge,nixinbuxinzheilaowupoyihuieryouyaoyidunfengkuangshuchu?”
shendangmeidalita,yanshenyizhijinjindingzhetanghongshoulideneizhangchengjidan,muguangzhonghaiyouxiexuqidai。
“wei!dangge!nibuhuihaixiangdengzhekanchengjiba?”zhangherenbuzhuxiaochusheng:“nikebienaole?nizheiyangrangwoyoudianhaipa。”
shendangyiqianzenmemeifaxianzhanghezheixiaozizuibazheimesui,yitiandaowanguozaodefanren。
“**jilaozibizui,zheikeshilaozidiyicikaoshi!”
zhanghekanchushendangmeiyanzhijiandebunaifan,shiqudebazuibabishang,zaiyebushuoyigezi。
tanghonglianshangjialefuyanjing,yinweizhangleyilianxiongxiangdeyuangu,kanshangqubunuziwei,piqiyeshijiuzhongchulemingdebaozao,kejibianzheiyang,yeguanbuzhuzheibang“wankuzidi”。
tazoudaojiangtaishangpailepaizhuozi,shiyitongxuemenanjingxialai。
kezheiliangxiashengyingenbenbuhaoshi,banlidetongxuehaishigaiganmaganma,wanquanwushijiangtaishangdetanghong,chaonaodeyaoming。
jiangtaishangdetanggongyanjingdouchadianqidiao,youjiazhonglelidu,paidalejixiajiangtai。
keshiyijiumeishenmetaidazuoyong。
turanzuozaihoupaideshendanggaoshenghanleyisangzi:“doutamajilaozibizui!”
qingkejian,jiaoshiliyaquewusheng。
shenzhidounengtingdaoqingfengchuantangerguodeshengyin。
banlidetongxuegegedayandengxiaoyan,manliandebujie,chayidedingzheshendang。tanghonggengshijingdiaoxiaba,zheiyiwangzuibufuguanjiaodeshendang,jintianshichoulenamenzidefeng?
tanghongkanzhejiaoshianjingxialai,zhankaishoulideneizhangchengjidankaishijianghua:“zanbankaixuekaochengjichulaile,guoranbufuzhongwang,youshinianjidaoshudiyi。”
zheigejieguoziranshiyiliaozhizhong。
“wozhidaonimenmeijigedasuancanjiagaokaode,kebuguanzenyang,nimenrenzuozaijiuzhongdejiaoshili,jiuyaofucongjiuzhongguanlizhidu,zuoweiyimingxuesheng,tingdaoshangke**le,jiuyaoanjingxialai,honghongnaonaodexiangshenmeyangzi?”
xiamiandetongxuetingzhetanghongkaishifengkuangshuchu,gegedalazhenaodai,meishenmexingzhitingtajianghua。
cike,manxinqidaizijichengjideshendanggengshitingdebunaifanle,duizhejiangtaishangdetanghongkaikou:“biefeihualexingma?bushigongbuchengjima?”
tanghongwenyanyouxieqinao,shendangshiyidianzunjingshizhangdeyishidoumeiyou,zixixiangxiang,tayiguanruci,daoyemeishenmehaoqide。
“you!zanbanhaiyouqidaichengjideni!”tanghongkuaisudeliulanleyibianchengjidan,zhaodaoshendangdemingzi,qingxiaoyishengdao:“shendangtongxuezhidebiaoyang,sannianlaidiyicimeijiaobaijuan。”
dixiadetongxuetingdaozheihuakaishiqihong,jiaoshilixiangqipilipaladeguzhangshenghekoushaosheng。
“danggeniubia!yaogaixieguizhenglema?”
“meizhunzheihuidequanxiaodiyishizanmendanggeni!”
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tanghonggaoshenghouleliangsangzi,rangtamenanjingxialai。
“jiranzanbantongxuedouzheimeqidaishendangtongxuedechengji,neizanmenjiulaigongbuyixia。”
pangbiandezhanghechusheng:“bushiba,danggenihaizhenhaohaokaolea?”
zheishendangyebuzhidaoshinalilaidezixin,dahuazhangkoujiulai:“woyebushichuide,zuiqima500fenshiyoude!”
“**!niuadangge!”
zhanghetingwanjingyadechengmujieshe,yilianchongbaidedingzhetadanggekan。
tanghongshengyinhongliangqiejuyouchuantouli,yikeyikedixuanduzheshendangdechengji:“shendang!yuwen66fen,shuxue8fen,yingyu43fen,zonghe88fen,zongfen205!”
tanghongmeiduyike,shendangdeliansejiunankanyifen,tingdaozongfenhou,shendangdezhengzhangliandouyinchendebuxianghua。
banlidetongxuegengshihongtangdaxiao,zhanghehaizaipangbiandaitouqihong:“reliezhuhedanggexiti205fen!”
shendangningzhemeitoulianseyinchendeheren,yangshouwangzhanghetoushangzhongzhongpaileyibazhang,lengshengweixiedao:“**buxiangsijiubizui!”
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fangxueyihou,hanjingruojiujitadalegedianhua,xiaoguniangshengyinyourouyounuo,shendangtingdaohouzhenggefeifudoushitiande。
“zenmeyanga?diyicikaoshiduoshaofena?”
shendangwenyanyouxiexinxu,zhanshuxingdeminzui:“meiduoshaofen。”
hanjingruoyezhidaoshendangjihumeizenmexueguo,yebuzhiwangtanengkaoduoshaofen,keqimayedeyougejutifenshuba!
“neimeiduoshaofen,shiduoshaofenni?”
shendangzaihanjingruodezhuiwenxia,xiandeyouxiewucuo,tahaipahanjingruoduizijishiwang。
pangbianneijiantoujiannaodezhangheshenzhetoucouleshanglai,dashenggenhanjingruoshuohua:“womendanggekeniuleni!zheihuikaole502fen!”
502!!
shendangzhenmeixiangdaozheijiahuobizijihaihuichuiniu,502!tayezhenganshuo。
shendangzhengzhunbeigenhanjingruotanpai,sheiliaotaxianshuohua,shengyinlimanshixiyue,jingxidao:“wasai!henbangye!biaoyang!”
shendangjianjianzaihanjingruodeyishengshengzanmeizhongmishileziwo,benlaidoudaozuibiandezhenshifenshuyingshizenmedoushuobuchukou。
hanjingruodeqingxudouyouxiejidongqilaile:“zhiyaoniyoujihuijinguojiadui,jiunengshangadale。”
shendangyuetingyuexinxu,zheigemitiandahuangdousachuqule,suanshichedifushuinanshoule。
takaishipinmingzhaobu:“adanazheimerongyia,wochadeyuanni。”
“meiyoua,zhiyaoninengjinguojiadui,yizhibaochi500fen,jiukendingmeiwentide。”
shendangyankanzhaobubuhuilaile,zhenxiangjipangbianxingzailehuodezhangheliangbazhang。
502!205!
chadezheisanbaifentaqunatoua?
gualedianhuayihou,shendanghenhenwangzhanghe**shangchuaileyijiao,yaoyaqiechidao:“**jiwobandehaoshi!laozishangnanongzhei300fen?”
zhanghetengdezhiliezui:“dangge!nijiushuohanjingruokuanilenigaobugaoxingba!”
neishiziran,gaoxingshizhengaoxing。
“dangge!hanjingruozaiguowai,tayoubuzhidaonizhenshichengji,nijiuduoshuogeliangsanbaifenyouzenyang?dengtahuilai,faxiannikaobudaozheimeduo,nijiushuonishiyinweixiangtaxiangdexuexituibule,daoshihouzairangtajinibuke,duohao!”
shendangsilaixiangqu,juedetashuodeyetingyoudaoli。
tayeshizhenganxiang,shentamanengtuibusanbaifen。
第40章我是小狗
yuemingruzhou,yinhuibiandi。
anxiazaixiaoqulouxiadexiaogongyuanligenhanjingruobaodianhuazhou,caiyigeduoyuemeijianmian,liangxiaoguniangxiangshiyoushuobujindehua。
anxiatidaozheicikaixuekaoshi,yinweihanjingruomeicanjia,zheihuidenianjidiyizongsuan
shuodaozheier,hanjingruoxiangqilaishendangshuozheihuikaixuekaoshikaole502,tagenanxiatileyizui:“duilexiaxia,shendangshuotakaole502,wozhenmeixiangdaotazhengtiandiaoerlangdangdemeixueguoxi,hainengkao500fenni!”
anxiayitinglimaqingxiaodao:“tagennishuokaole502?”
“tadaomeimingshuo,shizhanghezaipangbianshuode。”
anxiajuedelipu,tajiajingjingzhenjiuzheimehaohuyou?tashuo502jiuzhenxinle?
“zheishendanghaizhenganshuoa!tashisunwukongma?pingkongbianchulaide300fen?”
hanjingruoshunjianfanyingguolaile,ganqingshendangzheijiahuoshipiantade。
anxiajixudao:“jiuzhongdouchuanfengle,yanwangyeruxueyilaidiyicikaoshi,xiti205!”
buzhidaozenmehuishi,hanjingruotingdaozheigefenshuyoudianrenbuzhuxiangxiao,suoyoukemujiazaiyiqi,jiusuanbizheyanjingxieyebuzhiyu205fenba。
“xing,woxianzaijiuqushenshenzheijiuzhongyanwangye!”
hanjingruogualedianhuayihou,jishendangfaletiaoxiaoxi:【tingshuoruguoyouxiaohaishuohuangdehua,banyehuibeilangdiaozoue!】
shendanggangcongyushixiwanzaochulai,hunshendaizhereqi,jingshoudeyaojianweiletiaoyujin,shangbanshenluozhe,kuaizhuangfenmingdefujishanghaiguazheweigandeshuizhu。
kandaohanjingruodexiaoxijinlai,taxiaodepiqi,shetoudinglexiazuijiao,ziyanziyudao:“xiaoyatoutingbuhaopiana!”
shendangdalegeshipindianhuaguoqu,neitoudehanjingruojieqidianhua,shoujipingmushangtiaochushendangneijujieshikuanhoudexiongtang。
tajianjiaoyishenglimabashoujifankouxialai,zhengzhangliandouhongtoule,hunshenganjuexiangshihuimaoreqiyiyang。
shendangtingdaotadejiaosheng,zhidaotashihaixiule,xiaodexiongqiangfazhan,shengyinwenroudegewailiaoren:“xiaojingyu!shoujinaqilai,wokanbudaonile。”
“sheiyaonikana!”hanjingruoyangnudao:“nishibiantaima?ganma**yifu?”
shendangzuijiaoqinzhexiao,congshafashanglaoqiyijianbait,taoshangyihougentashuohua:“xingle,shoujinaqilaiba。”
“wobuyao,nikendingshipianren!”
shendangjiushitangzaishafashang,yiliansanlanbuji,liangdaonongmeifanqiwenroudelianyi,neishuangtaohuayanxiangshiyekonglijiaojiedexianyueyibanrouqingwanzhong。
“zhende,pianrenshixiaogou!”
hanjingruoyouxiuyouqi,naqishoujikaishipipingshendang:“neinijiushixiaogou,zuihuipianrendexiaogou!”
shendangyanshenreqingsihuo,haobubihuidedingzhehanjingruoneizhangshoudeyouxieaoxiandexiaolian,kanqilaiqisehenbuhao。
“zenmeshoulezheimeduo?”shendanggangcaihaiqingtiaoaimeideyanshen,shunjianmanshidanyouxinteng:“zenmehuishi?shentibushufu?”
hanjingruoyishishuhujingwangjilezijiyinweiyaowufanshiqisenankanzheijianshi,tahaipashendangkanchuanshenme,ganjintangsaidao:“haihaoba,jiushiyouxieshuitubufu,meishenmeshi。”
shendangmingxianbuxin,bubujinbi:“shuitubufunengzheimeyanzhong?shuoshihua!”
hanjingruoyuelaiyuexinxu,tazhendebunengzaijixuzheigehuatile,ganjinfankeweizhu,banzhezhanglianzhiwenshendang:“wojiushishuitubufu,zhibuguoshentiruocaixiandeyanzhong。daoshinia!tingshuojiuzhongyanwangyekaole205fen,buzhidaogennishendangyoumeiyouguanxia?”
shendangyiting,lianselvleqilai,gailaidehaishiyaolai,doutamaguaizhangheneihuoduozui。
tayilianwulaiyanggenhanjingruoshualai:“woyoumeishuozijikaole502,shizhangheshuode,woxiangjieshilaizhe,douguainidekuajiangtaitianle,wonashedebuyaoa!”
“o?ganqingshiwogenzhanghedecuobei?douguaiwoliangmeirangnishuohua?”
“meiyou!guaisheiyebunengguainia,woshixiaogou,wogaida!”
rencuodaoshitingkuai,xipixiaolianmeigezhengxing,daoshimeikanchutayouduochengken。
hanjingruoyilianyansudao:“nizheiyangkecuoyidiandoubuguai,sahuangxingweiyaoyanzhongpiping!”
“cuole,cuole!yihoubuhuile。”shuozheshuozheshendangyoukaishiletadesaocaozuo:“doushiyinweinibuzaiwoshenbian,wogenbenmeixinsixuexi,yaoshininengshoubashoujiaowodehua,ququ500fen,neihaibushishoudaoqinlai!”
hanjingruochadiandoubeiqixiaole,lianshangguazheqianxiao:“xing!nizongyouzhaobuwandejiekou,dengwohuiquqinzijinibuke,wodaoyaokankannizhei500fenshizenmeshoudaoqinlaide。”
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zaitiandiwanwudouzhuofashengzhangdechuntian,fengyeshixinxiande,qingshuangerfenfang,xiangshiduoqingshaonvdehuxi。
zaoshangliudianduo,anxialinleyiheniunaixialou,yihuierquxuexiaodelushang,huijingguoyigemaijidanhanbaodexiaotanzi,tayiguanxihuanmailaidangzaofan。
gangcongloushangxialai,loutikoujiubeiyidatuozhanghedudeyanyanshishi。
zhengliezheyizuidabaiyaniguangchongzheanxiashaxiao:“zaoa!xiaoanxia!”
anxiaheleyitiao,tayidazaozenmeshouzaizheier,yangzhexiaonaodaigenzhangheshuohua:“nizenmezaizheier?”
zhanghexinggaocailiedeconghuaililinchulianggerehuhudejidanhanbao,xiaodecanlan:“dengdengdengdeng!rehuhudejidanhanbao,kuaichiba!”
tabashoulidedongsaijianxia,youchouxiaanxiajianshangdeshubao:“wobangnina,nikuaichi,yihuierliangle。”
anxiazaitazheiyixiliededongzuozhonghuangshenpianke,ranhoukeqijujuedao:“buyongle,zheixienichiba,wodaihuierzijihuimai。”
“maishenmemaiya?gangcaiwokandaochengguanlaile,neixiaotanzipaodebituzidoukuai,nishangnamai?”
tingdaozhanghezheiyangshuo,anxiayouxiebanxinbanyi:“zheicailiudianduodian,chengguannayouzheimezaoshangban?”
zhangheyitingtabuxin,jixuhuyou:“zhende,jintianhaoxiangshishilidajiancha,fanzhengneixiaotanzizaojiupaole。”
“e,zheiyanga,neixiexienile。”anxiacongdaizilinachuyige,shengxianeigedijizhanghe:“neiwochiyigejiuhao,zheigenichiba。”
“wochiguole,zheidoushijinimaide!”
tawenyandizhetoufachoudekanzhedaizilidelianggejidanhanbao,ruanmianmiandao:“keshiwochibudiaoliangge,neibujiulangfeilema?”
zhanghekantamocengbantianhaimeichi,jidanhanbaomashangyaoliangle,congdaizilinachuyige,yikousaijinzuili,manzuichengdegugunangnang,kouchibuqingdao:“wochiyige,bulangfeileba!”
anxiabeitazheiyikoumenjingdaile,ganjinbashoulideniunainingkaidishangqu:“kuaihedianshunshun,chidongxinanengzheimechi,yaoxijiaomanyan。”
zhanghemengheyidakoubazuilidedongxishunxiaqu,hanhandao:“wocaoguanle,nazhidaoshashixijiaomanyan。”
anxiayuzhongxinzhangdiquanshuota:“langtunhuyanduishentibuhao,henshangweide,yihoubukeyizheiyangle。”
zhanghehaishidiyicijiananxiazheimerenzhen,xianggexiaodarenyiyang,buzijuede“heihei”shaxiaoqilai。
“haode!doutingnide。”
liangrenbingjianwangxuexiaozou,zhangherenkanzhecao,xinhaitingxi,yilushangdouhuzheanxiazouzaimalulice。
“小安夏,我听说韩鲸若还在国外,那你都没人一起吃饭一起回家了,要不然这段时间我先当你的“小闺蜜”,你就当找个饭搭子,觉得怎么样?”
张贺露着大白牙,满脸期待的等着安夏回答。
安夏闻言有些许嫌弃的撇撇嘴,小声说话:“我才不要这么丑的闺蜜呢。”
张贺听完不乐意了,甩了甩自己的发型,分辩道:“我觉得还行吧,哪有这么丑,虽说比不上韩鲸若美若天仙,可也不至于丑吧!”