第3章
beijiangyuejiandangzhongmachulai，jiangfuyizhanglianzhangdetonghong，henbudeshangqianbajiangyuejianjilachuqudangjiedasi。
danaiyuzaichangzheimeduobinke，jiangfuxiukuidizhixiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
wangyiniangjianzhuang，jiushanglaihechijiangyuejian。
“jiangyuejian，nigennagenanrenxuedezheihua，zhenshibuzhilianchi——”
huahaiweishuowan，jiubeijiangyuejiandegeshengdaduan，cishi，jiangyuejianyourugeshenfutiyiyang。
zhangzuibianrangtamenhaowuzhaojiazhili。
“莫怪我不知廉耻~
“怪你讲出吐屎话~
“你是饿狗不要脸~
“sichacha，nishiegoubuyaolian~”
furentingdaojiangyuejianmatashiegou，qidehunshenfadou，queyebuganzaichutoumajiangyuejian。
jiandaojintiandedaxirizibeijiangyuejiannongdewuyanzhangqi，shangmianzuodeyuanjialaoliangkou，chadianyikouqimeishanglaiqiyunguoqu。
lianglaokoujimangduixinlangshiyanse，rangxinlangbajiangyuejianxiantuohuifangjianqu，buyaorangjiangyuejianzaidiulianle。
xinlangjieshoudaofumudexinhao，shuangyanmaozhechengchengdenuhuo，duijiangyuejianhandao：
“江月见！！！”
xinlangetouqingjinfennubaoqi，ranhoudangzhezhongrendemian，taiqishouyaodajiangyuejian。
jiangyuejianzaojianjibudui，batoushangdefaguanyizhai，zazaixinlangshenshang，zijibianpaoyuanle。
zhizhexinlangjiuyitongmadao：
“哪儿来的癞蛤蟆~
“xuepenkou、huangbanya，zuosidonggualisita~
“zouqilulai，huoxiangchufanglideshuigangbanlejia~
“wozenkeyiduoxianhuachazainiufenshang~”
shuowan，jiangyuejianshuangshoutizhequnbai，jimangpaolechuqu。
shengxiamantangbinkeyuyuanjia、jiangjiadayandengxiaoyan。
bu，zhunquedishuo，shimantangbinke，kanzheyuanjiangliangjiadelianse，zhujianzhuanweizhuganse，ranhoubianqing、bianbai。
再然后......
yuanjialaotaiyikouqishangbulai，yunsileguolai。
“快来人啊！”
shunjian，mantangbinkeluanchengyituan，yichangrenaodehunlibianchenglezhenggebaofengchengdexiaohua。
jiangyuejiantaochuyuanjiahou，huanguleyixiasizhouhuanjing，dunshiyouxieshayan。
zheijiedaotawanquanbushuxi，genbenbuzhidaogaiwangnalitao。
zainaohaizhongsousuoyuanshendejiyi，yeshiyidianbangzhudoumei。
sheirangyuanshenpingshidamenbuchuermenbumai，daozhixianzaibuzhidaogaiwangnatiaoluzou。
jiangyuejianxiangqihunmizhishijiandaodetubiao，changnianshuamouyindeta，ziranshirenshizheigetubiaode。
zhengyaohuhuanmouyinchulaizhilu。
mouyinbianzijitiaolechulai，haishiyiyangderuanmengluoliyin。
【ding~wolaila！baizainimianqiandeyigongyousitiaolu，dong！nan！xi！bei！qingsuibianzouyitiao，qingzhuyi，sitiaoluhuiyingxiangnihouxudexuanze！】
jiangyuejianyibiantuodiaoxifu，yibiancanxixideziyanziyu。
“baituo，nijiwodianzhiyinhaobuhao，wohaodaiyeshigexinshou，renjiaxinshoudouhaiyouxinshoudalibaoni！woshenmedoumeiyou，zheibugongping。”
某音一本正经的说：
【qin~gangcaiyijingzengsongjinileo~shangemarenjinenglibao！xianzaizhinengkaonizijileo~jiayouo~”】
jiangyuejiandalegehanzhan，zheidiadiadishengyinzhenshirangrenbuxiguan。
meixiangdaomouyinjingranshigemengmeizi。
jiangyuejiantanxileyisheng，zhengyouyubudingdishihou，zhitingmouyinlvedaijiaojideshengyinxiangqi。