第3章
sanhuangziyuanbenjiuzaiqitoushangni，tinglezheihua，gengshiborandanu！
yaobushikaolvdaozheishifengtiandian，tajuanqixiuzijiuyaodarenle！
qiangyaxiaxinzhongdehuoqi，sanhuangziyaozheyashuodao：“laoqi，chaohuijieshuzhihouxianbiezou，woyouhuagennishuo！”
tinglezheihua，zhouhuanjianzhiyaoxiaosile！
zheigelaosanhaizhenshiyouyisia，douduodagerenle，jingranhaiwanxiaohaizikongheneiyitao？
“chaohuizhihou，xiaodiyidingliuxialai，lingtingsangedejiaohui！”
zhouhuanweiweiyixiao，youwenqitajigehuangzi：“jiweihuangxiong、huangdiyoumeiyouxiangliuxialaiyiqilingtingsangejiaohuidea？ruguomeiyouxingqudehua，yekeyiliuxialaitingwojiangjiangjintianfashengdeyijianqushi！woxiang，duiyuzheijianqushi，nimenkendinghuiganxingqude！”
“什么趣事？”
sihuangziwendao，kanqilaitinghaoqideyangzi。
“hehe，zheijianqushigensangeyouguan！jintian，sangelaidaolexiaodidejiazhong，zhengzhunbeijiaohuixiaodijijuni，turanyouyizhigezifeiguo......”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，jiubeisanhuangzijinzhangdedaduanle：“laoqi，zhuzui！”
zhouhuanniuguotouqu，kandaosanhuangzideliandoukuailvle！
zheihenhaolijie，laosanruciyaomianzideyigeren，erqiehailizhiyaodengshangtaizizhiwei，ruguorangbierenzhidao，youyizhigezibayipaolvsedexishilazailetadetoushang，tadeliangaiwangnaerge？！
“sange，zheimeyouqudeyijianshi，buranghuangxionghuangdimenyiqitingtingma？”
周欢故意气他！
“tingshenmeting？zheiershifengtiandian！shenmehuagaishuo，shenmehuabugaishuo，nandaonixinlijiumeidianershuma？！”
suiransanhuangzideyuqihaishineimeqiangying，danqishiqishiyijingruolexialai！
sihuangzikanchulaile，suirantabuzhidaolaoqishuodejutishishenmeshi，danshitakeyiduanding，zheijianshikendinggenlaosanyouguan，erqiehaibiranshiyijianqiushi！
zhiyouzheiyang，laosancaihuijichibailiandeburanglaoqishuochulai！
gensanhuangziyiyang，sihuangziyezhizaitaizizhiwei，tagensanhuangziyizhidouzaimingzhengandou，xianzaiyouzheimehaoyigerangsanhuangzichuchoudejihui，taziranbuhuicuoguo！
yushi，tabiancuanduodao：“laoqi，daodishishenmequshi？shuochulairangwomenkaixinkaixina！”
qitajigehuangziyelaicourenao。
“laoqi，shuochulaitingting！”
“shia，qige，biemaiguanzile！”
“nishuoleshiqushi，queyoubushuoshishenmequshi，zheibushidiaowomendeweikouma！”
......
tingdaoqitahuangzizheimeshuo，sanhuangzigengjiajinzhangle，lianmangyoutixingleyiju：“laoqi，jizhuwogangcaineijuhualema？shenmehuagaishuo，shenmehuabugaishuo，nideyoudianerfencun！”
zhouhuanweiweiyixiao，tacaibuhuishoulaosankongheni！
buguo，zheijianqushizanshibushuochulai，daoshikeyizuoweiyigebabingqiaozhayixialaosan，yidanshuochulai，jiumeiyouzheigexiaoguole！
dangran，qiaozhawanlaosanzhihou，zheijianqushihaishiyaorangqitahuangzihewenwudachenmenzhidaozhidaode，duleleburuzhonglelema！
fanzhengyoubushizijiyigerenkanjianle，laosandeneilianggesuicongyekanjianle，tamenhezuilejiuzhihoubuxiaoxinshuolechulai，yeshihenyoukenengdema！
傻×玩意儿！
buwansini，neijiuduibuqilaozichuanyuezhedeshenfen！
nadingzhuyizhihou，zhouhuanwanweiyixiao，shuodao：“sange，nifangxin，woyoufencun！buguo，wozuijinshoutouyoudianerjin，ninengbunengjiejiwodianeryinzia？”
tinglezheihua，laosanjianzhiyaoqizhale！
zheigelaoqitaigoule，jingrannacishilaiqiaozhalaozi？！
buguo，jinguanzhidaolaoqishiqiaozha，tayebuganbucong！
bijing，yinzishixiao，mianzishida！
yushi，tayaoleyaoya，wendao：“laoqi，nixiangjieduoshaoyinzi？”
“sange，niyezhidao，wodianliderenkouduo，huaxiaoda！lingwai，sangenizheimeyouqian，ruguowojiedeshaole，neijiushibujisangemianzia！zheiyangba，wojiujiegesansiwanliang、wuliuwanlianghaole！”
周欢微笑着说道。
raner，sanhuangziqidedoukuaitiaoqilaile！
nigegoulaoqi，suoyouhuangzizhizhong，jiushunidianlidexiarenzuishaole，jingranhaihaoyisishuonidianliderenkouduo？！
haiyaojiegesansiwanliang、wuliuwanliang？！
nidangguokushilaozikaidea？！
buguo，fahuoguifahuo，tayoubabingzailaoqishouliniezhe，jibuganfanlian，yebuganbujieqian！
danshi，tabijingshidazhousanhuangzi，juebuhuirenpingzheigegoulaoqizaige！
yushi，tazhihaoconghuaizhongtaochuyidieyinpiao，dijilezhouhuan：“wojintianjiudailezheimeduo，nixiannaquyongzhe！”
zhouhuanhaobukeqidebayinpiaoyibaduoleguolai，haizhijiedangmianshuleshu，henbumanyideshuodao：“yigongcaiwuqianduoliang......sange，nizenmechumencaidaizheimedianeryinzi？zheikegennideshenfenbufua！”
tinglezheihua，laosandeliandoukuaiheile！
尼玛！
laozisuishendailewuqianduoliangyinzi，quandoujinile，nijingranhaixianshao？！
“keke......”
sanhuangziqingkeyisheng，qiangyaxialenuqi，guzuokangkaideshuodao：“jintianqueshidaideshaoledianer，zheibushichumenzhejima！ruguobugouyongdehua，huitouzaijisangeshuo！”
“jiuzheidianeryinzi，kendingbugouyonga！huitou，woyidingzaiquzhaosangeyao！”
zhouhuanlaoshibukeqideshuodao！
kandaolaoqizheifugoubuyaoliandeyangzi，sanhuangziqideyayangyang，tongshihaigandaoyizhenhaipa，shengpalaoqizaiqiaozhaziji，qingbuzijindewanghounuolenuo！
jiuzaizheishihou，dianwaichuanlaiyishenggaohu：“huangshangjiadao！”
jigehuangzilimazhanhuiyuanwei，suranerli！
zhouhuanshouqiyinpiao，cemukanqu，zhijianyigezhongniannanziangshoutingxiong，dabuerru，longpaogungun，qishibiren！
henxianran，zheikendingjiushitadeneigebianyilaozile！
大周皇帝，周天元！
daizhouhuangzailongyishangzuoxiazhihou，zhongrenguilexialai，qishenggaohan：“huangshangwansuiwansuiwanwansui！”
“都平身吧！”
zhouhuangxutaileyixiayoushou，chenshengshuodao：“xixiashizhemashangjiuyaojindianle，buchuyiwaidehua，tamenkendingshiweijieliangyishierlai！zhuweibiyaojinxinyuqizhouxuan，qiebukeduowodazhouzhiguowei！”
“臣等遵命！”
sanhuangzishigexianyanbao，youzhizaitaizizhiwei！
rucizhongyaodeguoshi，tabixuyaocanyucanyu，biankaikoushuodao：“qingwenfuhuang，ruguoxixiakaikoujieliangdehua，womenshijie，haishibujieni？”