“啊啊啊——！”
yejiuzaicibaofachuzhuakuangdejiaosheng。
ruguomeiyoubeishuaichengroubing，tazheiciyidingyaojiesele！
guoranhaokandenanrendoushiweixiande！
shanguxiafangdegumucantian，meiyizhudouruyizuogaoloubanzhuangda，fengguofanyelangtaogungun，miaoxiaoshenyingmeiruqizhong。
yangguangweidichujuedemojiedushangjinfen，wanruoshenmingfukanzhongsheng。querenyejiubisiwuyihou，lengzeleyisheng。
nengzaitamianqianfangsideren，doudechengweimingjiedegui！
“走。”
jiranguiguaimeizhuadao，neibianjixuquzhaoshenshou。
beitongkusangzhelian：“wuwuwu……pinweiduohaodegunianga，juranjiuzheimesile……”
xijingyiyanbufadijiangrenzhuaizou。
“哗啦、哗啦！”
yejiuzhuiluocengguoyicengcengzhiye，zhongzhongdidiaojinjudadeniaochaozhong，naodaizhenghaokezaijianyingdeniaodanshang，jingbuchuanlaiduangusheng！
蛋壳悄然裂出缝隙。
“wodetouni？wodetouni？”
yejiuhuangzhangdimosuozhebozishangfang，faxianzhishiboziduanlehou，dunshisonglekouqi，“haihaohaihao……”
“咔嚓”一声接上。
“heng，ponanren，xiangrangyejiese？xiabeiziba！”
gangjianhuiyitiaomingdemouren，likewangjilegangcaichidekui，jingshenbaibeidihuodongjingu。
冷不丁的。
“大胆！放肆！”
“sheibabendayedehudunjidapole？”
“zhibuzhidaobendayeshisheia？xinbuxinbendayebalenidepi，chailenidegua！”
yidaobaozaoyounaimeng，luosuoyouguozaodeshengyincongdanqiaozhongxiangqi。
yejiuzhuantoukanxiangneigebizijihaidadehuisepingzhang，shunzheliefengpashangqu，ditouyiqiao，dunshibeidoulele。
zhijianzheiruodadepingzhangzhongkongkongdangdang，zhiyouzuidibudejiaoluolisuozheyixiaotuo。
dayuezhiyoutabangetouda，yituanhunpoyuanyuanrunrunxiangtangyuan，zhoushentiaoyuezheqianhongsehuoyan。
hongsehunpo，shihuoshoudetedian。
tameiyoushoujiao，zhidengzheyishuangaojiaodeyanjing。
neixiaomoyanghaoxiangyaobayejiujichileside，keximeiyoubandianweisheli。
“ze！yuanlaizhishiyigeputongrenlei，nizhibuzhidaobendayeshisheia？”xiaotangyuanjuaodisonglesongbizi。
“buzhidao。”yejiuchengshidiyaotou，suihouyouzalezazui，“buguokanqilaitinghaochide。”
“？？！”
xiaotangyuandengshizhamao，“laozishishenshou！shenshounidongshenmeyisima？haigangenlaozijiaoxiao，yezhendexiaole！”
“e，yuanlaishishenshoua。”yejiushiwangdipaxianiaodan。
tahaiyiweishishenmehaochideni。
guonaiheqiaodexinguidoushuorenjiedeshiwumeiweiwubi，tazhenxiangchangchanga！
“e？shenmejiaoea？”xiaotangyuanchadianmeibeiqizha，fennuditiaochuniaodan。shenchuyoupangyouduan，jihukanbujiandexiaoshouzhizhetadebizi，“nizheigekeedexiaorenlei，meiyoubandianlimao，jianleshangwansuidebendayehaidejiaolaozuzongni！”
tajuranbeiyigeruchouweiganderenleishaonvjiqingshile，zhenshiqichidaru！
yejiubianguanchazhezheigejudadeniaochao，bianxingququequedipiezui：“yechizhafengyundeshihou，nihaibuzhidaozainaerwannibani。”
话音刚落。
yidaociyandebaiguang，haowuyuzhaodizhaqi！
xiaotangyuanzhiwaluanjiao：“aaa！zheilizenmehaiyounidexuea，nishibushisuanjibendaye！”
zhijiandanqiaoposuichu，yejiuliuxiadexueyexunsubaoguoxiaotangyuan。
shangguqiyuefazhenzhankai，henggubaiguangyixieqianli！
什么情况？
夜九懵了一下。
baiguangxunsulongzhaotazhoushen！
“bendayekeshishenshou，nizheigexiaorenleiqiangxingqiyue，shihuichengshoubuzhushenlibaotierwangde！”
xiaotangyuanchayaodaxiaosansheng，“hahahaha，zishieguobanizaizhong！”