第2章 相亲遇奇葩

五年后。

youyadekafeitingnei,turanchuanlaiyigebuhexiedeshengyin,“**!qusi!”

huayingangluojiujianyigebaoziliandenvziduanqiyanqiandekafeijiuchaoyanqiandefeichangnanpoleguoqu。

nanrenfennuqishen,yibazhangjiangkafeidafeilechuqu,tongshiyejiangnvhaituikai。

“ganmawo**,nimenzheixienvrenbushigengzha,nazhejiqiankuaidegongzijiuxiangzhepanlongfufeng,guoshangliushenghuo。wozhuandeqianpingshenmejiniyong!”

suxiaoxiaoqidezhimaohuo,zheizhong**zhendeshitaiqipale。

“sheixihanhuanideqian!yigeyueyiwanduogongzi,kannizheikouqi,buzhidaodehaiyiweishishijieshoufu。haishangliurenshi?wokanxialiuhaichabuduo!diyicixiangqinjiuyuefanhouqujiudian,haimeimingqiyuehuxianglejie,wolejienigetou!nimaxihuannanhaizi,suoyihunhouyaojinishengsangeerzi,nverbuyao?zenme,nijiashiyouhuangweiyaojicheng?haishinimenjiadezhongxishihanjian、tianfuyibing,bixushenggousangenanhaichuanchengxiaqu?”

beiduidenanrennaoxiuchengnu,chongshanglaijiuyaodasuxiaoxiao。

suxiaoxiaotiaojianfanshewanghouyitui,diejinleyigezhiredehuaibao,yanqianzhenghaochuxianleyibeikafei,xiangdoumeixiang,qiangguolai。

“buhaoyisi,jieyongyixia,zheiwenduganghaomiehuo!”

shuowanzhijiechaonanrendaoqu,yishengcanjiao,suxiaoxiaogubushangzheixie,naqibaobaojiuwangmenkoupao。

shenhoubeitaqiangzoukafei,hainongdeyishenwuzidenanzifennudejuzheshoujianxialekuaimen。

fulingranzhenggerendoukuaibaozhale,chunshougongdingzhidexizhuangchenyishangquanshihesedebandian,xianranbaofeile。

zuizhongyaodeshitagangcaibeinvrenpengdaole!

shensuideyankuangzhongshirenbuzhudenuhuoheyane,quantoujinwo。

wufenzhong,mishuduweizongsuanjiangxinchekailai。

fulingrannuqichongchongdezuoshangche。

“laoban,ninzheishizenmele?”

“buzhisihuodenvren!”

傅凌然咬牙切齿。

女人!

杜伟慌了。

“laoban,duibuqi,shiwodecuo,wobugaidiuxianinyigerenquchulishiguche,ninmeishiba!”

genlelaobanwunian,tashenzhilaobanyouyanzhongdejiepi,youqishiduinvren,suoyizhenggezhengrongjituan,6cengyishangquanshinanren!

baokuoqiantaixiaomeibianxiaoge,baojieayibiandashu…

dangranruguozhishijiepiyejiusuanle,kelaobantahaihuiguomin!

kanzheqiangrennuhuodelaoban,duweiruoruodekaikouwenleyiju,“laoban,neigenvrenmeiyoupengdaoninba!”

buwenhaihao,yiwenfulingranzhale!

neigenvrengangganghaikaozailetadehuaili,taxianzaizhixiangxizao,tayaoxidiaoshenshangdeweidao!

fulingranfanzaodeyongliyichelingdai,zaimeiyourenzhuyidejiaoluo,yigefensezhenzhubeiqiaofakadiaoluozaishafaxia。

duweizhenggerendouzaizhandou,“laoban,yaobuyaoquyiyuankankanqu!”

“走!”

……

lingyibiansuxiaoxiaopaochukafeiting,jiuzuoshangleditie,zhijiechaoyiyuanerqu。

yaobushimamadeqianglieyaoqiu,tacaibuhuilaixiangqin,yixiangdaogangcaideqipanan,tadouhouhuimeishangquchuailiangjiao。

jinguanxinlifanzao,kedidabingfangmenkoushi,lianshangdefennupibeihaishihuazuoyangguangbandexiaorong,“ma,wolaile!”

chuangshangkushouruchaidefunvshisuxiaoxiaodemuqin,yinweijieshoubulezhangfudeturanliqu,daozhijingshenhuanghu,shierqingxingshierhutu。

jingguozheixieniandezhiliaocaihaolehenduo,zhishaohenshaofanhutu,zhishishentiqueyitianburuyitian,yishengshuotazheishixinbing。

“xiaoxiaolailea,zenmeyanga!”

sumuqidaidekanxiangnver,suxiaoxiaoyishijianyouxiebuzhiruhekaikou,zhuanyihuatidao,“jintiantianqibucuo,ma,wopeiniquhuayuanzouzou!”

shuowanbudengtajujue,yijingtitapishangleyishang,fuzhetamanmanxialelou。

“xianzaikeyishuoleba,daodizenmeyangle。”sumuzaicikaikou。

suxiaoxiaoxiaohehedao,“renjiameikanshangwo,ninvershenmeyangninxinlimeishua!”

sumubukaixinle,“wonverzenmela?wonvershizuihaode!”

liangrenbianzoubianliao,shubuzhitamendetanhuabeirentingdeyiqingerchu。