第一章 规则1:大男子主义入刑

diyizhangguize1:dananzizhuyiruxing

woyouxingbeichaoshikongchuanshuzuzhixuanzhong,huodechuanyuepingxingshijiedesanzhangmenpiao。

chuanyuezhiqian,wokeyizhidingrenyisantiaoguize。

pingweishenhetongguozhihou,biankeyizaipingxingshijielishixing。

wobaqizhongliangzhangmenpiaorangjilelaogonghegege,rangtamenruyuanyichangdingzhiguize。

laogong:“dangjinnvrenbeipengdetaigaole,nanrenyouyaozhuanqianyangjia,youyaosihounvren,shishihounannvdiweihuhuanle!”

gege:“dalingshengnvtaitiaoti,daozhiguanggunqubudaoxifu,yihouchaoguo30suidenvrenbujiehunzhijiepanxing!”

liangrenzhanzhanzixi,chongjingxinshijiedemeihao。

殊不知,乐极生悲。

“dananzizhuyiruxing!”

woyijuhua,tamenquanshayanle。

1.

shikongbaidurenjiangsanzhangchuanyuemenpiaofengshang,wohaiyoudianmengquan,buganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

sancijihuiquanbeiwochouzhong,zheigailvbuyayumaicaipiaozhongjigeyidetoujiang。

chulewohelaogongtangmarugeliuyizhang,shengxiayizhangwoxiangjiwoma。

tagenzhewobarenrufuzhongleyibeizi,yegaidaoxinshijiexiangfule。

buliaowobayibaduoguoqu,zhijiesaidaowogepeihushouli,zuiliniannianyouci。

“peiyun,nishiyidiandoubudongshia!”

“zheimehaodejihuijiyigelaotaipogansha?nimazoulesheisihoulaozi?”

peihuyechenjiduiwochuihuzidengyan:“bashuodemeicuo,nizheigezuomeimeideyidianbuzhidaozhangyouzunbei,zhangxiongrufudoubudong!”

“zanbacongxiaojiujiaoyuni,youhaoshibixuxianrangjiwo,nidoudangerpangfengle?”

zheiyeliangmannaozidoushifengjiansixiang,genshendigu。

nvrenzaitamenyanlijiushixiadengren,baokuowomahewo。

zhipeisihoutamen,gongtamenxiangle。

danfanwomenxiangshouyidianyingyoudequanli,neidoushiduitamendedabujing。

womaweiweinuonuodequandao:“xiaoyun,suanle,majiubuqule,liujinigeyehao,quneibianbaozhunnengqugepiaoliangxifu......”

weilerangwomashaoshoudianzui,wobuxianggentamendouzui,yejiuzhinengzheiyangle。

suihou,womenyixingrengenzheshikongbaidurenlaidaochuanyuexianchang。

zheishiyigeleisiyuxiaoxingdianyingyuanyiyangdedifang。

zuiqianmianshiyigedapingmu,pangbianshimenghuanbandechuansongmen。

duimianshangbairendekantaishang,zuomanleshenfengeyidepingwei。

daihuiwomenzhidinghaoguize,jiangyouzheixiepingweijinxingshenhe。

shenhetongguozhihou,dapingmujiuhuibofangguizeshengxiaohoudemonijieguoyulan,haorangwomenyougexinlizhunbei。

wanshizhihou,shikongbaidurenhuikaiqichuansongmen,jiangwomenchuansongdaopingxingshijie。

yidanliuchengkaishi,zheigeguochengshibukenizhuande,yemeiyouhuitoulukezou。

diyigezhidingguizedeyuanbenshiwo,danwogepeihufeiyaotaxianlai,jiangjiuyigezunbeiyouxu。

tazhangderengaomada,zaijiadongbudongjiudawo。

wobugangentaqiang,zhinengtuihou。

peihudayaodabaidezoushangtai,gangyaokaikoujiubeiyizhidashouzhuazhujianbang。

shengaoliangmi、tizhuangruniudeshikongbaiduren,lengyandengzhetachenshengdao:“ni,shanghoumianpaiduiqu。”

peihuheleyitiao,danhaishilizhiqizhuangdao:“woshitage,dangranyouzigepaizaiqianmian,womenjiajiaohenyande,bixujiangjiuzhangyouzunbei......”

huayinweiluo,tajiubeishikongbaidurenyizhishourenglechuqu。

zaibankongzhonghuachuyidaocaihong,luozaidishangshuailegegouchishi。

现场恢复秩序。

wozhongxinzhanshangqiantai,guzuyongqishuodao:“wocongxiaochushengzaiyigefengjiansixiangtududejiating,wobahewogedoushichetoucheweidedananzizhuyi。”

“zheixienian,wohewomashoujinlequru,kanguanlebugong,quewuchufasheng。”

“xiangxinquantianxiahaiyouxuduoxiangwomenyiyangdekumingnvren,zhengzairenshoudananzizhuyidehuohai。”

“suoyi,woyaozhidingdeguizeshi——dananzizhuyiruxing!”

huayinluoxia,budengpingweimenbiaotai,peihudiyigetiaochulaifandui。

“peiyun,santianbudashangfangjiewa,fanlenile!”

“zanmendechuantongwenhuadaolenizheili,jingranchenglefengjiansixiang,niyaoshangtianna?”

“bieyiweinichuanyueguoqujiunengfangsi,meiyoulaobaguanjiaoni,haiyouwo!”

tadebaopiqiyueshuoyuejidong,shenzhixiangchongshanglaidawo。

shikongbaidurenshangqujiletaliangbazhang,caizongsuanrangtabizui。

2.

jiexialai,dapingmukaishibofangwodeshengpingguowang,haorangpingweimenshendulejieguizezhidingren。

wojiabingfeihaomendahu,danquebihaomenshijiagengjiangjiufengjianliyi。

zheitaoguijucongwozuyeyeneibeiliuchuanxialai,daidaixiangchuan。

daolewobazheiyidai,suanshijidachengzhe,erwogepeihugengshiyouguozhiwubuji。

yongxianzaidehuashuo,tamendoushijiduandedananzizhuyi。

dawojishiqi,zhiyaojialiyounanren,wohewomajiubunengshangzhuochifan。

bixudengnanrenmenchiwanle,womencainengshangqushoushicangengshengfan。

keneiyidazhuofengshengdefancai,mingmingshiwomayigerenxinkuzuode,zuihoutaquezhinengchiyixiecangengshengfan。

dengwohewomachiwanle,zuihoucailundaojialidetugoushoushicanzha。

zheigeguijuyizhidaowoshibasuichengnian,yiranmeiyourenhegaibian。

erpeihuzhibiwodaliangsui,tacongxiaojiukeyidiyishijianshangzhuochifan。

wojideyouyici,kandaotabaozhewanlideroudakuaiduoyi,wochandeliukoushui。

shizairenbuzhu,jiukelianbabadeshangquqiutafenwoyikuai。

然而。

peihuyijiaojiangwotikai,jugaolinxiashuodao:“babashuoguo,niyigenvhaimeiyouzigechirou,jinichidiangutoujiubucuole。”

shuowan,tacongwanlitiaoleliangkuaigutourengzaiwomianqian,xiaoxixideshuo:“chiba,meimeihegougougeyifen。”

haiyouyici,womaxintengwo,kaifanqiantoutoujiwochileyizhijitui。

jieguobeipeihuzhuangjian,limapaoquzhaowobagaozhuang:“ba,nihaimeishuokaifan,womajiutoutoujimeimeichijitui......”

zaiwojia,meicichifanbixuwobafahua,qitarencainengdongkuai。

ruguowobahaimeikaikou,bierenjiutiqianchifan,neijiushiduitadedabujing,jiushichujilehongxian,houguohenyanzhong。

buchuyiwai,wobadangjichouchupidai,jiuzhewomadetoufa,batatuodaoliwuyidunbaoda。

mamadecanjiaosheng、kuhansheng,jiazazhepidaidebiandasheng,ciqibifu。

wohedequansuozaiqiangjiao,wuzheerduo,jinbishuangyan,jingjingdenghoushuyuwodechengfa。

womabeidadebiantilinshang,pazaidishangyanyanyixi。

wobaqichuanyuyudezouchulai,yibajiangwolinqilai,mengshanlejigeerguang。

wokoubiliuxue,touyunerming,yigejingkuzheqiurao。

dantameiyousihaoliuqing,henhenjiangwoshuaizaidishang,quandajiaoti。

yibiandayibianma:“yigebiekudangdepeiqianhuoyegantouchi?laozidasini!”

womapaguolaibaozhetadekutuiaiqiu:“qiunibiedale,wobaozhengyihouzaiyebuganle。”

zineiyihou,chifandeguijusuanshichedilixiale,meirenganweikang。

womaqueshizaiyemeiyoujiwokaiguoxiaozao。

taxintengwo,buxiangrangwoaida,gengweijuneicanbaodeyeliang。

woyebuganzaiduitamenbaoyourenhenianxiang。

zhiqiqiukuaikuaizhangda,zaorilikaizheigejia。

riziyihuangerguo,zhuanyandaolewoshenggaozhongneinian。

tingshuogaozhongkeyizhuxiao,wojidongdeyizhengyeshuibuzhejue。

jieguochifandeshihou,wobayoufahuale。

“xiaoyunyijingchuzhongbiyele,guojiayaoqiudeyiwujiaoyujieduanyewanchengle,yijingchabuduole,wokangaozhongjiumeibiyaodule。”

“zaodianxialaidagongzhengqian,jianglaizhaogehaopojiajiuxingle。”

yitingzheihua,wodexindunshichenrugudi。