都重生了谁还当舔狗啊?老子要当海皇!第3章

diertianzhongwu,yangguangzhenghao。

wotiqianshifenzhongdaole“mijing”tianpindian,xuanlegekaochuangyoubutaiyinrenzhumudeweizhi。yangguangtouguobolisazaimuzhizhuomianshang,nuanyangyangde。huanjingqueshibucuo,anjing,yougediao,kongqilimimanzhetianxianghekafeidechunhouqiwei。

wonachushouji,zuihouquerenleyixia“zuozhanjihua”。

suxiaoyu,wenxueshexuemei,xinggehuopowaixiang,youdianxiaowenyi,xihuankeaijingzhidedongxi。xihuanwodedian,juwoguancha,shijuedewo“wenzhongkekaoyouyouqu”(qianshitajiuhoutuzhenyan)。

gonglveyaodian:zhanxianxuezhangguanhuai,naixinqingting,shidufuhetadewenyihuati,yingzaoqingsongyukuaidefenwei。

mubiao:gongguhaogan,chubujianlilvedaiaimeideshushiqu。

gangfangxiashouji,yigehuankuaideshenyingjiubengdaolezhuoqian。

“xuezhang!wolaila!meichidaoba?”suxiaoyuchuanzheyishennenhuangsedelianyiqun,toufazhachengmawei,yanjingliangjingjingde,lianshangdaizheyundonghoudehongyun,chongmanleqingchunhuoli。

wolikeqishen,bangtalakaiyizi,xiaorongwenhe:“meiyou,woyegangdao。jintianhenpiaoliang。”

“zhendema?xiexiexuezhang!”suxiaoyuliangenghongle,youxiebuhaoyisidizuoxia,shuangshoupengzhecaidan,yanshenquetoutoupiaowo。

diandanguochenghenshunli,wozhudongtuijianlezhaopaideyangzhiganluheyikuanzaoxingkeaidemaomidangao,taguoranhenxihuan,nazheshoujiduizhedangaopailehaojizhang。

“xuezhangnizenmezhidaozheijiadiandeya?wodouhaimeifaxianni!”suxiaoyuyaoleyishaoyangzhiganlu,manzudimiqiyan。

“ourankandaode,juedeniyinggaihuixihuanzheizhongfengge,jiuxiangzhedainilaikankan。”woqingmiaodanxie,bagonglaoguigongyu“xiangdaota”,minlekouzijidemeishikafei。

“xuezhangnizhenhao!”taguoranhenshouyong,huaxiazidakaile,kaishijijizhazhadishuoqishetuanlidequshi,tucaozhuanyekedebiantailaoshi。

woshentiweiweiqianqing,renzhentingzhe,shishidiantou,ouerchayijudianping,doudetagegezhixiao。muguangzhuanzhudiluozaitalianshang,rangtaganshoudaowodezhongshi。

yiqiedouzaijihuazhong,qifenrongqiayukuai。

raner,haihuangdedaoluzongshichongmantiaozhan。

jiuzaisuxiaoyujiangdaoyigexiaodian,wopeihezheyangqixiaorong,muguangbujingyisaoguochuangwaishi,shentimengdiyijiang。

jieduimian,yigeshuxidekerugusuideshenyingzhengwanzhelingyigenvsheng,youshuoyouxiaodichaozheibianzoulai!

林薇薇!

她怎么会来这里?!

wodexintiaolouleyipai,bushichuyucanliudeaiyi,ershichuncuidezhanshuxingjingti。yaoshibeitakandaowohebiedenvshengzaiyiqi,yitadexingge,jueduihuiguolaijiaoju!woxianzaiyuyiweifeng,haibunengzhengmianyinggang,youqibunengzaisuxiaoyumianqianbaolufengxian!

weijishunjian!danaofeisuyunzhuan!

“xuezhang?nizenmele?”suxiaoyuzhuyidaowodezoushen。

bunenghuang!jueduibunengrangxiaoyuershoujing!

wolikeshouhuimuguang,lianshangmeiyousihaopozhan,fanerluchuyigelvedaiqianyiheshenmidexiaorong:“meishi,ganggangkandaoyizhihenfeidejumaopaoguoqu,tingkeaide。”——suikoubianzao,zhuanyizhuyili。

“a?nalinali?”suxiaoyuguoranbeidaipian,haoqidiwangxiangchuangwai。

chentazhuantouxunzhaogenbenbucunzaidefeimaodelingdianjimiao,woyixunleibujiyanerzhishi,naqishouji,mangdaleyitiaoduanxin,jiwoliebiaolideyigegongjurenxiongdi——“mengzi,jinjishitai!sanmiaohoujiwodadianhua!xiangsanshengjiugua!kuai!”

发送!

wanmei!dongzuoliuchangziran,duanqikafeibeiyanshigangcaishunjiandejicu。

suxiaoyumeizhaodaomao,zhuanhuitou,youdianxiaoshiwang:“meikandaoya。”

“kenengpaodiaoleba。”woxiaolexiao。

huayingangluo,wodeshoujipingmumengdiliangqi,**zhaxiang!shijijingzhundexiangshiqiazhemiaobiao!

“baoqian,jiegedianhua。”woduisuxiaoyuluchuyigewunaidebiaoqing,naqishouji,meitoushunjianzhouqi,yuqibiandeyansuerdichen:“wei?……shenme?xianzai?……zheimeji?……hao,wozhidaole,mashangguolai。”

guaduandianhua。zhenggeguochengbudaoshimiao,biaoyandishuibulou。

wokanxiangsuxiaoyu,lianshangmanshizhenchengdeqianyiheaonao:“xiaoyu,taibuhaoyisile。daoshituranyougejishizhuazhuangding,bixumashangguoquyitang……”

suxiaoyulengleyixia,danlikebiaoshilijie:“a,meishimeishi,xuezhangnikuaiquba!zhengshiyaojin!”

“zheidunshuohaowoqingde,”woxunsunachuqianbaochouchuchaopiaofangzaizhuoshang(tiqianzhunbeihaoxianjin,bimianmaidantuoyan),“xiaci,xiaciyidinghaohaobuchangni,peinichidaojinxing。jintianzhendeduibuqi。”

wodeyuqichongmanleburongzhiyidejiqieheqianyi,yanshenzhenchengyoudaizhedianduibeipohuaiyuehuideyihan。

“zhendemeishila!xuezhangnikuaiquba!”suxiaoyufanercuicuqiwo。

“hao,neinimanmanchi,chiwanzaodianhuixuexiao。”wonaqiwaitao,zaicitouquyigebaoqiandeyanshen,ranhouguoduanzhuanshen,kuaibulikaitianpindian。jiaobucongmang,beiyingdouxiezhe“shenbuyouji”。

yichudianmen,likeguaijinpangbiandexiangzi,houbeitieshangbingliangdeqiangbi,zhangzhangshulekouqi。

haoxian!diyizhanjiuchadianzaoyuzhongjiboss!

woqiaoqiaotanchutou,guanchatianpindianlideqingkuang。suxiaoyusihuyoudianxiaoshiluo,danhenkuaiyounaqishoujiduizhedangaopaizhao,kanlaimeishoutaidayingxiang。faneryinweiwozuihoude“buchangchengnuo”he“congmangliqu”,kenenghairangtaduoledianqidai。

完美脱身!

等等……林薇薇呢?

womuguangsaoxiangjieduimian,tayijinghetongbanzoujinlepangbianyijiafuzhuangdian,genbenmeizhuyidaogangcaitianpindianlifashengdeyiqie。

xujingyichang!danjiwoqiaoxianglejingzhong。yutangsuihao,fengxianguanlibixudaowei!shijianguanli、didianxuanze、yingjiyuan……doudetishangricheng。

xiawu,diergeyuehuiduixiangshiliuyiyi。

wohuanleyishenyifu,fenggecongxiuxianlvepianzhengshi,huanchenglegengxianwenhedezhenzhishanhexiuxianku,shenzhipenlediandandandemuzhixiangshui。zhenduibutongmubiao,xuyaodiaozhengzishenxingxiang,zheishihaihuangdeziwoxiuyang。

zaicizoujin“mijing”shi,liuyiyiyijingzuozailejiaoluoliyigegengyinbideweizhi。tachuanzhesuyadezhangqun,dizhetou,shouzhijinzhangdijiaozaiyiqi。kandaowoguolai,taxiangshoujingdexiaoluyiyangtaiqitou,lianshunjianjiuhongle。

“ye…yefengtongxue……”

“denghenjiulema?baoqian。”wozuoxia,shengyinfangdehenqing,yuqiwenrou。

“mei…meiyouhenjiu。”tayaoyaotou,bacaidantuijiwo,“ni…nikanchishenme?”

“nidianjiuhao,wogenniyiyang。”wobaxuanzequanjiaojita,zhanxianxinrenhesuihe。

dianwandan,qifenyoudiananjing。liuyiyixinggeneixiang,buxiangsuxiaoyuneiyangnengzhudongdaidonghuati。

danzheinanbudaowo。wozaoyouzhunbei。

“yiyi,shangcigonggongkenibangwohuadezhongdiantaiyouyongle,yizhixiangxiexieni。”wokaiqihuati。

“a…neige,meishenmede…”taxiaoshengshuo。

“duinilaishuoshimeishenme,duiwokeshibangdamangle。buranwokendingguakele。”woxiaozhekuadaqici,“shuoqilai,nihuahuaneimehao,shizhuanmenxueguodema?”

tidaotadeshanzhanglingyu,tayanjingweiweiliangleyixia,huayeduoleyidian:“ng…congxiaoxihuan……”

wokaishiyindaotaliaomeishu,liaotaxihuandehuajia,liaotachuangzuodequshi。worenzhenqingting,shishitichuyixiexiandewoyoudianlejiedanyouxuyaotajieshidewenti,manzutadebiaodayuheyidiandianxuanyaoxinli。

qifenzhujianshengwen,tabuzaineimejinzhang,ouerhaihuiluchuqianqiandexiaorong。

wokanzheyanqianzheigeanjingmeihaodenvhai,xiangqiqianshitahoulaisihujiadebingbuhao,zongshimeijiandaizheyuse。xinliweiweiyidong。

“依依。”

“嗯?”

“niqishi……henhaokan,youqishixiaoqilaideshihou,yanjingxiangyueyayiyang。”wokanzhetadeyanjing,yuqizhencheng,haobushanduo。shengyinbugao,danzaianjingdejiaoluoli,zugouqingxi。

liuyiyidelian“shua”yixiahongtoule,xiangshutoudepingguo。tamengdidixiatou,shouzhiwucuodizhuazhequnjiao,xintiaoshengwojihudounengtingjian。

“bie…biekaiwanxiao……”

“meikaiwanxiao,”woyuqiyijiuwenheerjianding,“zhishituranzheimejuede,jiushuole。”

qiadaohaochudezhiqiu,dapoanquanjuli,youbuhuiguoyuqinlve。duiyuneixiangdenvhai,youshixuyaoyidianqiangshidekendinglaijipoxinfang。

tabuzaishuohua,ergendouhongtoule,danzuijiaoneiyayibuzhude、xiaoxiaode、tianmidehudu,pianbuleren。

wozhidao,zheitiaoxiaoyuer,qingxujiazhiweibaole,haogandudagailvyouzhangleyijie。

youzuoleyihuier,liaolexieqingsongdehuati,wozhudongtichusongtahuisushelou。tameiyoujujue,zhishianjingdigenzaiwoshenbianbanbuzhihoudeweizhi。

songdaolouxia,taxiaoshengshuoleju“xiexie,jintianhenkaixin”,ranhoufeikuaidipaojinlelouli。

wokanzhetadebeiying,xiaolexiao。shourishuangxiancaozuo,suiyoujingxian,danzongtichenggong!

nachushouji,diankaiweixin。

jisuxiaoyufa:“gangmangwan,beidaoshizhemocanle【kuqi】。jintianzhendebaoqian,xiacidainiquchigenghaochide!(momotou.jpg)”

jiliuyiyifa:“daosushelema?jintianliaodehenkaixin,xiacizaiyiqichulai?(weixiao)”

henkuai,liangtiaohuifujihutongshidaoda。

suxiaoyu:“xuezhangxinkula!【baobao】ngng!shuodinglee!(keaibiaoqing)”

liuyiyi:“ng,daole。hao…haode。【lianhong】”

完美。

woxinqingdahao,chuizhekoushaowanghuizou。shoujiyouzhenleyixia,shilixuedexiaoxi:“xiaozi,biewanglejinwandeyuehui!badian,‘mijing’menkou,bujianbusane~jiekeshituilebierendeyuelaide。”

wokanzhexiaoxi,zuijiaogouqiyimoxiaoyi。

baitianshiqingtiankekoudedianxin,wanshang……huoxushixinla**deliejiu?

henhao。haihuangdezhengtu,jiushiyaoduoziduocai。

wanshangqidianwushi,wotiqianshifenzhongdaoda“mijing”menkou。wanshangdeshangquanbibaitiangengrenao,nihongshanshuo,renliuruzhi。

woteyihuanleshenyifu,jiandandeheisetxugoulechuhaisuanbucuodejianxian(deyiyuqianshihouqitongdingsitongqujianguoshen),gongzhuangku,madingxue,toufayezhuadelvexianbuji。mianduilixuezheizhong**zhiqiuxing,bunengtaiwenruoshusheng,deyoudianyexing。

gangzhanding,yigudaizheyundongxiangshuiweideweifengxilai。

“yo,tingzhunshidema。”

wohuitou。lixuechuanzheyijianluqidejinshenbeixin,goulechujingrendeyaotunbi,waimiantaozhejiankuansongdechenshan,quemeixikouzi,xiashenchuanzheyijianreku,zhangtuibilu。tatoufaweishi,xiangshigangxiguozao,lianshangdaizheyundonghoudehongrun,xiaoyinyindikanzhewo,yanshendadanyouzhijie。

“jiejieyuewo,zenmeganchidao。”woxiaozhehuiying,muguangtanrandicongtalianshangsaoguo,meiyoukeyiduobitadeshencai,danyemeiyoutingliuguojiu,chidunaniedeganghao。