第3章 祝你们死的开心!

weileququwubaiwan,nijiumaiduanlehewomendexuemaiqinqing。

许宴——

nijianzhishitairangwoshiwangle!

congxianzaiqi,jiudangwocongmeiyoushengguonizheigeerzi。

mengjialimanliantongkudeyangzi,duixuyanshuochuzheifanhuahou,jiukuaibuzoujinlewoshinei。

十几分钟后。

xuyannachutaneigelielepingdeshouji,quedingwubaiwandaozhanghou,yemeifeihua。

执笔签字。

kandaotazhongyuqianzihou,xuzheanzhongkuangxi:“ha,haha!nizhongyugunchulezheigejia!congcizhihou,zaiyemeisheinengweixiewo,jichengxujiadeyiwanjiachan。”

蹭蹭——

xuyanzaiqinziduanjueshushangqianxiazijidemingzihou,youzaietoushangcalexia。

zhanzhexuedemuzhi,jiuzhongzhonganzaileqinziduanjueshushang。

呼。

zheiganjue,zhentaniangdehao!

“haole,geweijinzhu,jiucibieguo,yuanzanmenhouhuiwuqi。”

xuyanzhanqilai,teshenshideyangzi,youshoufangzaixinkou,chongtamenqianshengaoci。

哼。

许得山看都没看他。

xushizeshimanliandeyane,shuo:“womenjia,zongsuankeyizhonghuisinianqiandeanjing、xingfushenghuole。”

“shia,nimenhuiteanjing,texingfude。”

xuyansuikouhuileju,taijiaoyaozoushi,queyouhuranxiangdaoleshenme。

duixudeshanshuo:“e,duile。linzouzhiqianni,woyouyixiexinlihua,yaohenijiadeyangzishuo。”

xudeshanlenglengdishuo:“nishuo。”

xuyankanzhexuzhe,xiaomimideshuo:“yangzia,kandaonizheijigejiejielemeiyou?zheidoushinidecaia。yihou,nibudankeyijichengnideyangfumu,weinidapinxiadejiangshan,hainengdubanizheijigeruhuasiyudejiejie。”

许哲的脸色一变。

xujiasanjiemeihexudeshanliangkouzi——

“yihoua,jiurangtamenjinidangzhuanmenzhuanqiandenucaijiuhao!dengnibatamenwangoulehouni,jiutichuqu。huozhegancuinongsiladao。yaoburan,zheixienianlaimeidangtamentanlianaishi,nidouxiangfashefadegaopohuai,rangtamenshizhongdanzheni?”

xuyanyoukanleyanxudeshanliangkouzi。

duixuzheshuo:“haiyouzheilianggelaodongxi,genggaizaodiansongtamenqujileshijie。yinweitamenzaowandouhuifaxian,niweilebatamendeqinerziganchuqu,jiutousangejiejiedesiwa,zaizangjiahuojiwodemimi。”

许得山两口子——

“ni,nizaishuoshenme?”

xuzheliansecanbai,jianjiao:“hushuo!womeiyouweilebaniganchuqu,jiuqutoujiejiemendedongxi,zaizangjiahuojini。”

“shabi!jirannimeizheiyangzuo,neiniweishenmepadehunshenfadouni?”

xuyanduixuzhepeileyikou,youkanxiangleliansezhanghongdesanjiemei。

manliandebiyi:“haiyounimensangechunhuo。nimendangchuzaiwodefangjianli,souchuneixiedongxishi。weishenmebudongdongnaozixiangxiang,zhenyaoshiwotoulenimendedongxi,zenmekenenghuifangzaizhentouxia,rangnimenqingsongzhaodaoni?”

xushisanrendemuguangyining。

“haole,gaishuodewodoushuole。xuxiansheng,xufuren!dengnimensihou,wohuinianzaiwocaishinimenqinerzidefenshang,zainimendejirishi,qunimenfenqianchangyishounizaitaxianghaihaoma,laijidiannimen。jiucibieguo,zhunimensidekaixin!ha,haha。”

xuyanhahadaxiaozhe,databudechumen。

tazoulelaobantian,xujiahaozhaiketingneiyijiusijiyipian。

xudeshanfuqiliang,haiyouxushisanjiemei,douxiayishifenxixuyanlinzouqianshuodeneifanhua。

砰!

xuzhezhongzhongguizaidishangdeshengyin,dasuilesiji。

tataiqimanshileishuidelian,shengyinsiyadehandao:“ba,ma!dajieerjiesanjie!weilezhengminggegelinzouqianshuodeneixie,doushiduiwodewumie。wojueding,xianzaiyelikaixujia!congci,zaiyebuhuilai。wozouhou,xiwangbabamamabaozhongzijideshenti!sangejiejieshiyeshunxin,zaodianzhaodaoxinshangren!bangwoxiaojingfumu,baxujiafayangguangda。”

说完。

xuzhejixudeshanfuqiliang,yongliketou。

zadediban,doupengpengzuoxiang。

sangexiangtoukewanlehou,xuzhezhanqilaijiuzou。

“小哲!”

mengjialiqingxing,huangmangtaishouzhuazhutadegebo,lajinhuaili,yonglibaozhuleta。

wuyanchusheng:“buyaotingneigechushengdehushuobadao!mahaimeilao,haimeiyouhutu!dangrannengfenbianchu,xiaochushengshuoneixiehua,jiushizaiguyitiaosuowomenxiangqinxiangaideyijiaren!niyaoshizoule,mahaizenmehuoa?”

“妈,让我走。”

hemengjialibaotoutongkudexuzhe,zhengzhazhe。

见状。

xudeshanxintengdeyaoming,zhenhenbudetidaozhuichuqu,baxuyanjisuishiwanduan。

xushisanjiemei,yedouweigangcaijingranqufenxixuyandeneifanhua,ershengchuhuaiyixuzhedexinsi,shengancankui。

lianmangdouweishanglai,fenfenroushenganweixuzhe。

叮叮当当。

许诗的手机响起。

tacongkoudailinachushoujikanleyan,kuaibuzouchuleketing。

“有什么事吗?”

xushitaitoukanzheheixialaidetian,yuqidandandiwengongsizhuli。

“xuzong,shizheiyangde。”

gongsizhulixiaoxinyiyideshuo:“anzhaonindefenfu,womenyaoqiuyanqingxin,baneishoujinianfenshouhoude《fenshouhoucaidongde》,rangjipangjiayihou,tabugujingjirendequanzu,dangchangnachulehetong,yaoqiugongsianhetonglaibanshi。”

“停!”

dangqianxinliluanzaozaodexushi,hantingzhulihou,lenglengdishuo:“yigexiaoxiaodegeshou,jingranganweiniwodeyisi!jitaliangtiaolu。yi,yaomeguaiguaitinghua。er,yaomejiechuhetonggundan。”

budengzhulishuoshenme,xushijiujieshuletonghua。

xujiafashengdezheixieshi,xuyandangrankanbudao。

ganglaidaozheigeshijieshang——

xuyandexuyaoyidingdeshijian,laihaohaolejiexialanxinghediqiu,youshenmebutong。

lanxinghediqiu,wanquanxiangtong。

zuguoyeshi960wanpingfanggongli,wanliheshanmeiruhua,wushiliugeminzushiyijia。

tongyangshi2024nian,qishiduonianqiangangcongfeixuzhongzhanqilai,xianzaishishijiedierdajingjiti。

renminanjuleye,kejiwenhuagaosufada。

xuyansuozaidechengshi,yeshiyouzhejinqianwanrenkoudezhunyixianchengshi,tiandongqingshan。

kexuyangenjuyuanzhudejiyi,queyoupianpianchajuechuleyixiebuduijing。

哪儿不对劲?

shoujilizhaobudaodidadengrenhededacheruanjian,zhiyougechuzuchegongsidechuzuche,ouerhuilaidaozheigehaohuabieshuxiaoqu。

还有就是——

xuyanbuxinglezuzuyigexiaoshi,laidaoshizhongxindeguangchangshang,kanzheneixiechuanzheqingliangdewanghongxiaojiejiemen,duizheshoujiniuyaobaikuade,changlelaobantianzhihou,tajingranmeitingdaoyishoushuxidexuanlv。

biekanxuyandaleneimeduoniandeziyouboji,dantaxiaoshihoudemengxiang,keshichengweiyigehuazineiyangdemingxing,huozhechengweijindaxianeiyangdexiaoshuojia。

因此。

danshendao39suidexuyanzailianquan、dabisai、jiniangmenanmozhiyu,yehuixiegewangezhongleqi,huozhepaoquliangefangnei,dazhangehou。

甚至。

tahaizaidiqiushangdexihongshixiaoshuowangshang,zhucele“fengzhongdeyangguang”debiming,xielejibennanrenkanlehouhuiyingqi,nvrenkanlehouhuibianruandewangluoxiaoshuo,zhuanlehaojiwandegaofei!

他打开了手机。

daoshinengzhaodaoxihongshixiaoshuowang,quezhaobudaotadebiming,yezhaobudaotasuoshuxidexiaoshuo。

可这有什么呢?

“laozinianqinglezuzuershisui,xinganfeidedoujiankang!zheizhangbilian,yuanbizaidiqiushangshideshuai。youzheiwubaiwan,haohaoxiangshougesanwunianzaizhaogongzuo,yinggaimeiwentiba?”

xuyanlaidaopenquanchibian,xiganjinglelianshangdexuewu,dakaishoujiqianzhishexiangtou,zixixinshanglelaobantiandeshuaibilian,jushouzuolegevshoushi,kacayishengbazheigeshunjiandingge。

“这位小哥哥。”

yigenvhaizideshengyin,hurancongbeihouchuanlai:“wonengdajiaoninyixiama?”

哟。

这声音真嗲啊。

打搅我一下?

莫得问题!

bieshuoshidajiaoyixiale,jiusuandajiaoyigewanshang,geciripazhezouyebuguainide。

xuyanhuitoukanzhenvhaizi,jinjinliangsanmiaonei,naohaizhongjiutengqiletadejibenshuju:“shengao163zuoyou。tizhong45kgzuoyou。biaozhundewanghonglian,quemeidongguodao。kexitaishoule,laozibuxihuan。”

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