第2章
haozaizheiguanjianshike，zhuangyujishiganlehuilai。
“hu，haihaoganshangle！”
qianyishi，taweilehongbaixiaoxiaokaixin，shengriyanhuineitianwanshangbingmeiyouhuijia。
kejiushizheiyiwan，muqinzaodaolezheichushengdeouda。
erjiushizheiyiwanzhihou，muqindeshentimeikuangyuxia，bujiuzhihoubianjianchachudelezhongbing。
yinci，zheiyishi，tawulunruhedoubuhuirangmuqinzaishoudaorenheshanghai。
“住手！”
tadahanyisheng，fangxiashouzhongdedangao，naqiyipangdeyizijiuchongleguoqu。
“nizi，jingranganduinidiedongshou，wodasini！”
jianciqingkuang，zhangkunyeshiqibudayichulai，lunqishouzhongdejiupingzijiuchaozhezhuangyudenaomenzizaleshangqu......
“xiaoyu！”guocuilanjianjiaoleyisheng，ganmangchongshangqianqu，xiangyaodangzaizhuangyudemianqian。
ketagangzhanqilai，tuishangdejutongrangtawufazaixiangqianxingzoubanbu。
“啪！”
“轰！”
jiupingsuiliedeshengyinyijibandengposuideshengyinjihushitongshichuanchu。
“xiaotuzaizi，toutieleshibushiganhelaozizuodui，wodasini！”
zhangkunqijibaihuai，gangzhunbeidongshou，menwaiquechuanlaileyizhencaozasheng。
“limiandongjingzheimeda，fashengshenmeshile......”
“buzhidaoa，zou，jinqukankankeqianwanbiechushenmeshi！”
yankanzhouweidelinjubeichaoxing，zhangkunzhinengzhoumayisheng，tuleyikoukoushuizhihouchongchulefangjian。
“made，zhentamahuiqi！”
zhangkunlikaizhihou，guocuilancailiangliangqiangqiangdepaodaozhuangyudeshenbian，shenshoujianchazhetaetoushangdeshangshi。
“xiaoyu，nikuaiguolairangmakankan！”
haozaishangkoubingbushihenyanzhong，jiandanbaozhayixiajiuhaole。
“ma，budajin，meishide！”zhuangyuliezhedazuixiaolexiao。
zheiyishi，wojuebuyunxuninzaishoudaorenhedeshanghai，wofashi，yidingyaorangninguoshanghaorizi！
cike，zhuangyudenineixinzuochuleyigezhongdadejueding。
zheiyishitabujinyaobaofubaixiaoxiao，erqiehaiyaozhengqian，haiyaozhengdaqian，tayaohenhendalianneixiekanbuqizijideqinqihepengyoumen。
tingdaodongjingdelinjuhenkuaizoulejinlai，kandaodishangcanliudejiupingzisuipian，tamenjiumingbaileyiqie。
doushilinju，tamenyouzenmekenengbuzhidaoguocuilandezaoyu。
duici，tamenyemeiyourenhedebanfa，zhinengshijinqisuonengdebangmang。
“cuilana，zanmendoushilinju，youshenmexuyaobangmangdekaikoushuojiuxingle！”
“nijianeikouzikezhenbushigedongxi！”
“jiushi，zijiqianlegaolidaiduochuqu，zheikehaikulenimenniangliang，ai，zhenshizaoniea......”
zhonglinjufenfenbaoyuan，zaibangmangshoushileyixiajializhihouyejiugemanggedequle。
zhuangyuqueshixiaoxixidecongshenhoutiguoleyigedangaolai。
“妈，生日快乐！”
jintianbujinshibaixiaoxiaodeshengri，zhenghao，yeshimamadeshengri。
kandaozhuozishangdedangao，guocuilanshunjianleiliumanmian。
“nizheihaizi，bushiqucanjiatongxuedeshengrilema，zajimamaizheimedadedangao？！”
zhuangyunaozhetouxiaodao：“haha，wozhaojiekoushuoyoushijiupaohuilaile，makuaiqiedangaoba！”
“zheihaizi......”
chiwandangaojiandandexishuguohou，guocuilanbianquxiuxile。
kezhuangyuquezaishoujishangjiedaoleliuqiangchuanguolaidejianxun。
“zhuangyu，nizheihuikebabaixiaoxiaodeshengriyangaozale！”
“tabanichoumaleyidun，shuoshizaiyebulinile，womengejigehaidengzhenibiaobaizhihou，qingwomenquwangbaqingzhuni......”
zhuangyuwunaiyixiao，shouzhifeikuaideandongzhe。
“搞砸就搞砸呗！”
“睡了！”
shuowantajiujiangshoujirengdaoleyipang。
zhongshengzhihouxuexiguranzhongyao，dangxiazhijihaishiyaoxianzhengdaoqian，jiangjialidegaolidaihaishang。
yaoburan，neixierenmeitianlaicuizhai，gaobuhaohuizuochushenmeshilai。
zheigeniandai，putongrenjiaxiangyaozhengdaodaqiantanherongyi。
kezheiquenanbudaoyongyouqianshijiyidezhuangyu。
taduiweilaishiniandezouxiangshifenqingchu，zhiyaoguihuahaoluxian，taxiangxin，yongbuleduojiujiuhuirangmuqinguoshanghaorizi。
“好，说干就干！”
xiangdaozheili，zhuangyuxianshidaoleyibeishui，suihouzoujinfangjiankaishimaitoukuganleqilai。
haozaitazhongyushiganzaitianliangzhiqianwanchenglerenwu。
“buzhibujueyijingtianliangleya！”
“zhongyuwanchengle，youleta，jiunengzhuanqudaodiyitongjinle！”
zhuangyushenlegelanyao，rouleroufankundeshuangyan，zouchulefangjian。
guocuilanyijingtiexindezhunbeihaolezaofan。
zaofanhenjianlou，zhiyouyiguoxifanhejigejidanhaiyoubanwandexiancai。
“xiaoyu，zuotianwanshangshuihaolema，kuailaichizaofanba，majinijialegejidan！”
“嘿嘿，好！”
zhuangyumolemoebiandeduzi，dakouchileqilai。
chibaohezuzhihou，zhuangyujiulaidaolezijisuojiududegaozhong。
翻斗高中！
guangshitingzheimingzijiuganjuebigehengao。
erzaishangxuelushang，tayushangleliuqiang。
“zhuangyu，nixiaozizuotianniua，jintianqulekebiehouzhelianpigenrenjiadaoqiana！”liuqiangrenbuzhudiaokanleyiju。
zhuangyumeihaoqidebailetayiyan。
“woyaoshibudaoqian，fangxuewangbadefeiyongniqingke，dubudu？！”
“xinga，dujiudu，sheipasheiya！”
henkuailiangrenlaidaolebanji，haimeijinmen，baixiaoxiaojiushuangshouchayaoqihonghongdeduzailemenkou。
ertadepangbianzhanzhezijidehaoguimi，chenrui。
“庄宇，站住！”
“zuotianwoyongshoujijinichuanjianxun，niweishenmemeihuiwo！”
zhuangyuyangtiandalegehaqian。
“buhaoyisia，womeikanjian！”
“你！”
chenruizoushangqianlaitibaixiaoxiaoshuohua：“zhuangyu，nizhibuzhidao，jiushiyinweinizuotiandejudong，xiaoxiaoqidefandoumeichi，nihaibuganjinjitadaoqian！”
mianduichenruidedaodebangjia，zhuangyulimajiletayigebiyideyanshen。
“jianfeijiujianfei，haicheshenmefandoubuchi！”
“nimenlianggenlikuisidedangzaimenkou，yaolanluqiangjiea！”
“你！”
“neixingba，nijiwobugedangao，wojiuyuanliangni！”baixiaoxiaoshuangshouchayao，qixiongxiongdeshuodao。
“wojinibu，wojinibugepi！zheiyitiantiande！”
“你......”
叮铃铃。
jiuzaizheishishangkelingturanxiangleqilai。
“zhuangyu，niyihoubiezailaifanwo！”
diuxiazheimeyijuhuahou，baixiaoxiaoqichongchongdehuidaolejiaoshi。
chenruiyeshiehenhendedengletayiyan，jinsuiqihouhuidaolezuoweishang。
zheikebashenhouzhunbeikanrenaodeliuqiangzhengbuhuile。
“yi，woqu，zheixiaozizenmehepingchangbutaiyiyang！”
“biewangjijintianwangbayaoqingwoe！”zhuangyuxiaodao。
“woqunide，weilezheiyidun，nixiaozilianzijiweilaidelaopodoudui，wofu！”
“qie，weilaidelaopo？tayepei！”
zhuangyutucaoleliangjuzhihoujiuhuidaolezijidezuowei。
buguoyouyutadexuexihencha，beifenzailezuihouyipaiheliuqiangshitongzhuo。
huidaojiaoshi，banzhurenwangchunhuayilianyansudenazheceyanjuanzoulejinlai。
taqingleqingsangzi，shuodao：“gaoerbaban，quantiqili…”
“zheicixiaocedechengjiyijingchulaile，dabufentongxuedechengjihaishiyouhendajinbude，chulejigebietongxue......”
jiangdaozheilideshihou，banzhurenwangchunhuachenzhelian，fennudezhixiangbanjizuijiaoluodeweizhi。
“zhuangyu，nijiwozhanqilai！‘’
“nikankanni，zuowenxiedeshishenme，jilaoshixieguijiawenni，mayipashangqudoubinixiedehao！“
“tidaozuowena，wozaicibiaoyangyixiawangmingtongxue！”
“zuowentimushi，wodexiaozhangfuqin！”
“dajiahaohaoxuexixuexi！“