第1章 史上最悲催的穿越者

“kekeke,kesiwole”renzhongyilianchuankesouhou,budanhoulong**lateng,liannaoguarenganjuedouyouxiekesanleyiyang。

“zheigaisidejialiuhaiyouwanmeiwan,haoburongyiyougezhoumohaidezaijiabaoming,de,yaobunengtinga。”renzhongziyanziyuhou,taochuyibanamoxilinjiaonang,kouleyikedaobeireshuichilexiaqu,houlongzhidingshifayanle,haishikangshengsuguanyong。

youqianrenzhoumowushi,goulantingquzheizhongriziwanquanbuganxiang,meineigeshili。

zuoweiyigedujujinchengdedishouru**si,renzhongliandianyingyuanxiaofeidouhenchili,richangyulejiuliangyang,zhuishushuashipin,tadechuzuwulianguangdiandianshitaocandoumeiyoukaitong,yigeyuejishikuailajidianshideshoufei,qufengkuangxingqisitabuxiangma?

renzhongyouxieyonglandenachupingban,zuozaishuzhuoqianshualeyihuiduanshipin,kandaoyourenjianjideliangjianchaoranpianduanhou,renbuzhuyoufanchuliangjianlaojukaishizhongxinwenxiqilai。

zheijuduiyurenzhonglaishuo,jianzhibaikanbuyan,yebuzhidaoshuaguoduoshaobianle,taicibuganshuonengbeixialai,danshigenzhepianzihaowuzhangaideshunzheshuoxiaqushimeiyouwentide,lianyuqidounengtongdianshijuqibafenxiangfang。

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“dududu”pingbantishiquediandeshengyinxiangqilai,renzhongkandezhengqijing,yanjingdingzhepingbanshangjizhanzhenghandechangmian,yibianmoqichongdianqichaoshuxidechazuochashangqu。

yimeiliushen,shouzhiyazhelejinshupianyixiazitongledian,“zi”yisheng,yishenhuohuadaishandian,renzhonghunshenchouchuzheshiqulezhijue。

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“liangjianchuanyuexitongjiazaichenggong。

dangqianshikong:1940nian2yue,jinzhongzhaojiazhuangwai3li。

huiguidaojishi:23:59:59。

积分:0。”

renzhongyouyouxingguolai,naohaizhonglvxianshanxianchulaizheiyangyigexunipingmuyiyangdetishi。

穿越了?

wotemejiuzheimecaolvdechuanyuele?

kanzhezheigeqianxianyidongdexitonggonggaopai,renzhongdanaodangjizhongqihoubujingfanxi。

chuanyuea,weimianzhujiaodejihui,zhongyulundaozijiyoujihui**le!

“xitong,qingkaishinidebiaoyan,zhanshixinshoudalibao!rangwokangkangnideshili!”jidongdexin,zhandoudeshou,renzhongjiuxiangzhongle5wanzhutoudengjiangyiyangshunjianfeitengqilai。

zheikeshichuanyuehaidaiguaa,jiuwenhaiyoushei?!

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huiguidaojishi:23:59:50。

zuzudengle10miao,renzhongmeiyoudenglainiubidedalibao。

naohaizhongneigexunipingmugonggaopai,chuledaojishibutingshuaxin,qitadifangwenrulaogou,genbenmeiyoubandianbianhua。

zheishidakaidezishibudui?

renzhongjingxidebiaoqingzhujianninggu。

“tongzige,zaima?qingshuojuhua。”

renzhongyouxiexiaoxinyiyidikenqiudao。

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huiguidaojishi:23:59:40。

renzhongkanzhedaojishideshizhongyirujiwangdishuaxin。

bushiba,buhuiba?zheixitongnandaojiuzhishiyigedaojishi???

bierenjiadexitong,youmengyouyouqubushuo,haijingchangdiaoluodalibaozhurenqifei,zenmelundaowojiulakuale,shenmedoumeiyou。

renzhonghaizhenyouxiebuxinxie。

haoburongyichuanyuele,zheiyaomeiyoudalibao,shouwufujizhilidezijizaizheigeweimianhuoxiaqudounan,haizenme**???

bukeneng,jueduibukeneng!

laotianbuhuizheimewuqing,bawosongdaozheilichunchunsongrentoude。

“xitongxitong,qingdakaiyinzangjihuotiaojian,wozhidaonizai,qiuqiunibiewanwole,meiyouniwohuobuxiaqua”

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huiguidaojishi:23:58:30。

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真没有啊!

kanzheshuaxindedaojishishizhong,shenmegouderxitonga,yidiandoubujimianzia。

chuanyuebudaigua,goudouburu。

xitongbuhuizheiyangcankuduiwoba。

任重心态有些崩了。

shanliangzhishang,jiukandaoyigeerbichuixiongdunzu、shouwuzudaohaoyihuiercaixiaotingxialai。ruguobeixinshijizhibole,buzhidaodehaiyiweishibiaoyankemusan。

“huhuhu”yizhenxibeifengguaguolai,linliedehanfenghuhuzhijiechaoyilingguan,tougudelengrangrenzhonghuifuleduoshaoyouxiejidongcuoluandeshenjing。

ranggangdaozheigemoshengdifangderenzhonghuidaoxianshi。

napashidiyubannandudechuanyue,shidaorujinrizihaideguo。

renzhongsaoleyixiazhouwei,xitongbazijitoudidaoyigeshanliangshang,shiyekaikuodaoshifangbianleguancha,danshirenzaifengkou,zheishanshangdaochucanliuzhemeiyouronghuadejixue,huanguoshenlaiderenzhonglikejiuganjuelengdebuxing,biqijinchengdedongtianwanquanbushiyigecengmian。

“si”renzhonghunshendaleyigelengzhan,zheixiaofengzhenteniangdeyoudianxiaojing,zaobuzhu,shizaizaobuzhule。

renzhongsanbubingliangbuganjinpaodaopangbianyikuaijushixiamian,jinjinkaozheshitou,bayifudemaoziyelaqilaitaotoushang,ranhouyibiancuozheshouyibiankaishizixiguanchazijidezhouweiqingkuang。

zheiyipiansizhoudoushilianmianbujuedeshantou,shankanqilaibugao,sanwubaimicanchabuqi,danshixianjun,daochudoushiguangliuliujuebixuanya,yuanhoukanledoufachou。

shantouheshanjiaozeshisonglinheguanmucongmibu,qianbairenzailimiandoukanbuchulai,nanguaizheilishikangzhanyoujidehaodifang,napayigetuanderenduozaizheilizhuomizang,laiyigelianduidexiaoguizidoubuhaoshi。

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huiguidaojishi:23:48:31。

renzhongdunxialai,zhongxinbazhuyilijizhongdaoyanjiuzijidezheigeliangjianchuanyuexitong,jirannengbazijiconglingwaiyigeshikongdaidaozheili,suiranbunengjiaohuduihua,danshinenglijiujingzenmeyang,zijidezhuomozhuomo。

zheigehuiguidaojishi,shinengbazijidaihuiyuanlaideshikong,haishishuodakailingwaiyizhonggongneng,zheigedequerenyixia。

xianzaizheigedaojishishijiankanqilaiyebusuantaizhang,jiushiyitianyiyeeryi。

zhaoyigeshandongdunguoqu,shishijiujingshenmewanyi,ranhouzaikanxiayibuzenmezou,zheishizuiwentuode。

bijing,zheishi1940nianshikong,shanwaimiandaochudoushiguizihanjian,xiangzijizheizhonghaowudouzhengjingyanderenchuqu,yexuyitiandouhuobuguoqu。

gouyibocaishixianzaizuihaodexuanze。

renzhongyibofenxi,gouzidangtoujibenmeishahaoshuodele。

zhibuguozheihuangshanyelinghaishilingxiahaojidu,shenshangchidehedeyigaimeiyou,zhei24xiaoshiyebuhaoguo。qimazaizheishanshangshijueduibuxing,napachuanzheyurongfu,daolewanshangwendujiangxialai,dunzaizheilizhinengshidengsi。

renzhongxiangzhexitongtishi3liwaiyouyigeshancun,yexudaoneilizhaogerenjiajisuyisuyebucuo。

jiuzheigedifang,zongbuhuiyouxiaoguizilaiba,jiuaoyitianyiwan,yunqiyinggaimeiyouzheimedaomei。

xiangtonglezheigehuanjie,renzhongkanzheneitiaotongwangshanxiadexiaojing,dadingzhuyikaishichaozheshanxiazou。

xiaojingruoyouruowu,shunzheshanshiwanwanququ,yikanjiushishangshandaliehuozhecaijishanhuoderencaichulaide,haozaishixiashan,youxiexianjundedifangrenzhongshiliangundaipashunliuxiaqude,jibaimizhixianjuli,hualebangeduoxiaoshizhongyudaoleshanjiaoxia。

renzhongkandaoshanjiaojuranhaiyouyitiaoxiaohe,zaizheilixingchengleyigehuluzhuangshentan,heshuiqingchetouming,shenzhihaiyoubushaoyuerzaiyoudong,napashidongtian,haizaichanchanxiangxialiudong,xianranshangyoushiyouquanyanchangnianbuduan。

yanzhexiaohebian,kucaocongzhongrenjigengjiamingxian,zheifujinkanlaiqueshiyourenjia。

zheishanshuijingsefangdaoxianzai,neituotuoshiyigelvyoujingdian,zhishixianzaimeiyourenherengongkaifadehenji,gengmeiyousuliaopingfeizhizheiyangdelaji,yiqiedouhentianran。

fangfoyouyifuyoulingqidehuajuan。

jiangrenzhongfuzaodexinlingdoufupinglebushao。

shouchaozaiyifudouli,zhongyukaishiyouxinqingxinshangsizhouruhuameijing。

zhanzaishanjiaokanneibizhideqiaobi,neiyoushilingwaiyizhongxinqing,fangfoguifushengongdazao。

就很治愈。

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huiguidaojishi:22:58:15。

yiluzouzoutingting,buzhibujuelikaichuanyuediyiliduodi,renzhonghunshenkaishimaochureqi。

lubiandejiaobuhenjishiyuelaiyueduo,renzhongyeyuelaiyuefangsong。

yaoshirangtazaizheihuangshanyelingguoye,buguanyoumeiyouyelangyezhuzheixiedawu,renzhongyejuedeshendehuang。

bijingqianshijinsheng,tahaizhenmeiyouzaiyewaiguoyedejingli。

zhaoyigerenjia,napazaiqiongzhubuxia,takaozherenjiatuqiangwaimiancouhexinliyeyaotashideduo。

keximeiyoudaidianchidefangzaishenshang,tamolemoyifudouli,jiuzhiyouchishengxiadeliangbanamoxilin。

zheiwanyikezhenbunengdangchengfanchi。

renzhongzhenghusiluanxiang,turanlubianguanmucongzhongchuanlaiyishengdahe。

“biedong!juqishoulai!”

zheiyishengcubujifang,renzhonghedeyigeliangqiangchadianjiuguile!

taduosuozhejuqishou,xinzhongfangfoyoushiwanzhiyangtuojiantaerguo,zheixiawanwanle,meixiangdaozheilihaiyouren,tingzheikouqihaoxiangbushishenmehaolushu,biebushiyudaotufeileba。

renzhongxinzhongyileng,zijikongpayaochengweichuanyuezhezhichile。

“ganshenmede?”yigeqinghuisederenyingcongguanmucongmaochulai,juqiangduizherenzhongdao。

kanzheduifangdechuandai,renzhongzhangchuleyikouqi,zheigewoshuxia,shiqinrenna!

“balutongzhi,biewuhui,woshihaorenna。”renzhongganjinshuodao,suirankouyintongduifangxiangqushenyuan,danshirenzhongnengtingdongduifangdehua,taxiangxinduifangyenengtingdongtazheigexiandaiputonghua。

fuzejingjiedeqiaoyuanshankanzheyishenguaiyizhuangbanderenzhong,xinliyefanzhedigu。

zheirenqueshiyoudianqiguai,shuotashihanjianba,neizhenmeiyoujianguozheiyangdehanjian,zheixipinenroudedaoxiangshiyigechenglidexuesheng。

zhibuguoduifangzheibulunbuleidehuida,rangqiaoyuanshanyouxiexiangxiao,sheitaniangdehuishuozijishihuairen。

“shuo,nishicongnalilaide,yaodaoshenmedifangqu?”qiaoyuanshanbailebaiqiang,qiangkourengranzhizherenzhongwendao。

renzhongzhangkaikoujiuxiangrushishuochulai,hurancaifanyingguolai,zijizheikeshizailiangjiandeshikong,zijideshihuaduiyuduifanglaishuo,jianzhijiushihuangmiudehuangyan。

这怎么说。

tazheiyichiyi,qiaoyuanshanxinzhongjiugengjiajingti。

“laoshidian,kuaishuonishishei,congnalilai!”qiaoyuanshanyanlihewendao。

tashiyigejingyanfengfudezhanshi,zhidaobunengjirenzhonggengduodeshijianbianxiahua。

renzhongdanaokuaisuzhuandong,huranjianfuzhixinling。

“balutongzhi,woshiconghaiwaiguilaidexuesheng,wojiaorenzhong,tabianqianshanwanshuixiangyaozhaoliyunlonglituanzhang,wonengbangbalutongzhidaguizi,buzhidaobalutongzhizhibuzhidaolituanzhang?”renzhonghuranxiangqilezijidegouderxitong,jiranshiliangjianchuanyuexitong,neixitongsongzijidaodedifang,jiyoukenengjiushiliyunlongdedipanshang。

shuowan,renzhongduizijidejizhianandianleyigezan。

“niconghaiwainengzhaodaozheililai?!”qiaoyuanshanmanlianhuyidedingzherenzhong,faxianduifangyiliantanran,buxiangzuowei。

taqueshishixinyituanliyunlongdebuxia。

zhishitamenyecaiganggangdaleyichangdazhangzhuanyidaozheilixiuzheng,duifangyigewairenjingranjiunengzhaoshangmenlai,zheishuoshenmedoushuobuguoqua。

“nizaishuohuang!shuo,daodishisheipainilaide?zaibushuoshihuajiudasini!”qiaoyuanshantailetaiqiangdashenghehudao。

buguorenzhonghuiguoshenlaihouyebuzaihaipale。

yudaoguizihanjiantakenenghuang,yudaobalu,renzhonghaizhenbuzhejile。

bijingsandajilvbaxiangzhuyikebushishuoshuoeryi。

“balutongzhi,woshuodeshizhenhua,wozhenjiaorenzhong,zerenderen,zhongdadezhong,shilaizihaiwaidehuaqiao,nikanwozheishenyifu,nizaiguoneinengkandaoma?bunengba,zheishiguowaicaiyoudeyurongfuheniuziku。”

renzhongyemeiyoushenmebiededongxinengzhengming,zhinengbashenshangdezheishenyifudangzuozhengju。

qiaoyuanshanzixidaliangleyixiarenzhongshenshangzheidaban,dequebuxiangguoneidechangguichuandai,hanjianyaozhaochulaizheishenyishangkongpahaizhenburongyi。

qiaoyuanshanshixinyituanlaobing,genzheliyunlongjianguolvzhang,duiyulvzhangdedushuyizhidepiyiyinxiangshenke,tingshuolvzhangshenshangneijianpiyijiushiyangwanyi。

danshiduifangjiranshihaiwaidehuaren,neizenmehuizhidaolituanzhangdemingzi?erqiehaizhaodaozheililaile,baluzhongyaoshuolaozong、shizhang、lvzhangzheixiedingdingdamingdegaocengzaihaiwaidouyoumingqile,qiaoyuanshanmeiyouyijian,danshituanzhangdemingqi,sihu、dagai、yinggaihaibuzhiyudouchuandaoguowaiquleba。

bijinggandiaobantiandazuohaimeiyoulaidejichuanchuqu,yiliyunlongzheigelianbianzhidoumeiyoudetuanzhang,lianzaibaluneibudouhaimeiyoushenmemingqi,gengbieshuoguowaile。

这人,明显有问题。

很可能还是大问题。

“juzheshoubiedong!rangwosoushen。yaoshiyouyidongwodasini!”qiaoyuanshanzhuduoniantouyishanerguo,kanzherenzhongzheishouruodeshenti,tabaqiangshouqilaibeizaibeishang,shangqianyibu。

“balutongzhi,wozhenshihaoren,wobudong。”renzhongkandaoduifanggenbenbuxiangxin,zhinengjuzheshou,“womeiyoudaidongxi,balutongzhifangxin,wobushilaigaopohuaide。”

qiaoyuanshanjiangshoushunzherenzhongshentikuaisusouleyixia,yurongfurouruanernuanhe,guoranbushitajianguodedongxi,renzhongshenshanglianshoujidoubaizaizhuozishangmianmeiyoudai,ziranganganjingjing。

qiaoyuanshankandaoduifangmeiyoudaijiahuo,weixianxingdafudujiangdi,xinqingyefangsongxialai,kaishizixisoucharenzhong,shoushanghuranchupengdaoleyigeyingbangbangdedongxi!

“这是什么?”