第6章 身体里面住了一只小妖怪

“nizijijueding,fanzhengwoqianshibuhuituide,yinweiwoyijinghuawanle。”xuzifengzhuanguoshenxiangsuyunyatanletanshou,zijideyishukebushilandajiede,jiranrenjiabuxuyaozijikebuhuidaotieshangqude,danshisuyunyashuyuzijideguzhu,zijixianzaizhitingsuyunyadeyisi。

“jiu,xuxianzhang,woxiwangnijiuwoyeye。”suyunyakanlekansuoyouren,tademamachaotayaotou,zheikebushixiaoshiqingya,ersuyunyayiranjuerandedianlediantou。

“manzhe,xuyishengwonengbunengwenninyijianshi?”sushiwubijingyaokaolvdegengquanmian,zijibixuduisujiafuze。

“niwenba。”xuzifengkanzheixierendeyangzi,yishibanhuijieshubulele,suoxingzuozaidengzishang,dengtamenxunwen。

“xuyisheng,buzhijiafushishenmebing?”

“shentiliyouyigeyaowu。”

“hahaha,nizhenshiyouyisi,zheimechedandeshiqingdoubiandechulai,nizabushuowoyeyeshentilizhuzheyigeyaoguaini?”suyunjiebenlaiduixuzifengjiukanbushangyan,zheixiazhuazhulexuzifengdebabingzenmekenengbuxiluoyifan。

“queshizhuleyigeyaoguai。”xuzifenghenrenzhendedianlediantou,zheixiachuleqijinsuyunya,suoyourendoujuedexuzifengshigefengzi。

“dabo,sanshu,zheiyangderennimenrenweihainengjiyeyezhibingma?”suyunjiezhizhexuzifeng,laizhengmingzijishiduide。

“rendeshentiliweishenmebunengzhuyaowuni?”xuzifengmeiyoufanu,ershihenpingjingdefanwenleyiju。

“dage,xianzaidoushenmeshihoule,nijingranhaishuochuzheizhongfengjianmixindehuayu,zheigeshijiezenmekenengyouyaomozhishuoni?”

“shima,nishuomeiyou?”

“meiyou。”suyunjiedianlediantou,jianchizijidexiangfa,bijingzijikeshicongxiaojiechukexuezhangdade,zheizhongshiqingzijiyaoxiangxindehua,zijijiushishazi。

“nimenyejuedemeiyouma?”xuzifengkanlekanshengxiaderen,jirannimenxiangfadouyiyangdehua,wozhunbeijinimenyigejingxi。

suoyourendouyaoleyaotou,jiuliansuyunyayeyaoleyaotou,zhiyouqijinjianchixiangxinxuzifeng。

“niyebuxiangxinguishenzhishuo?”benlaiyijingxianghaorangsuoyourenjianshiyifan,danshijuedeyoudianhairentingwenle,xuzifenghaibuxiangnongchuneimedadedongjing,zhuantoukanzhesushiwen,bijingzheijiahuoshizhengjiederen。

“buxiangxin,woshikexuedezhongshiyonghuzhe。”sushiwendianlediantou,zijideshenfenjiurangzijibuhuiquxiangxinzheixiezixuwuyoudedongxi。

“neinixinfengshuizhishuoma?”

“xin,fengshuizhishuoshilongguochuanchengxialaidewenhua,zenmekenengbuxin。”

“neifengshuizhishuo,weishenmeyoushunqi、chengqi、jieqi、siqizhishuo,zenmejiubunengyoushaqichengzai、shunqichengxingzhishuoni?”xuzifengkanlekansushiwu,xiangdengzhetadehuida。

“zhei……”sushiwuyishiyusai,suiranzijishuolebuxiangxinfengshuiguishenzhishuo,keshizijiyecengjingquqiqiufozubaoyouzijidefuqin,anlishuozijizaixinlishangyijingchengrenleguishenzhishuo。

“nizheishiwuliqunaohujiaomanchan,jiusuanwoyeyeshentilimianyouyaowu,nigaosuwoshishenmeyaowu?”kandaozijifuqinbeixuzifengwenzhu,suyunjieganjinjifuqinjiewei。

“tashentilizangdemingjiaoshuihu。”

“hahaha,nishuowoyeyeshentilizangdeshishuihu,woyeyeshentilishibushihaiyouxiyouji、hongloumeng、sanguoyanyi……wuwuwu。”suyunjiebenxiangkankanertan,quefaxianzijizuifabuchushengyinle。

“guozao。”xuzifengrangsuyunjiebishangzuiranhouzouxianglesuweilong,henrenzhendejianchaleyifan,querenzijijianchameiyouwenti。

“xuyisheng,jiafudaodizenmele?”sushiwendaoshijianduoshiguang,yekandechulaixuzifengjuebushiyibanren,fouzeqishuzaojiudongshoule。

“zheimeshuoba,nifuqinshibushizuijinshiliangyuzeng,renqueriyixiaoshou,erqiezongshuozijimeiyouchifanzongshuozijihene?”

suoyourenkanxiangsuyunya,renweishisuyunyagaosuxuzifengde,keshisuyunyapinmingdeyaotou,zhongrencaimingbaiyanqianzheigerenhaishiyoudianshuipingde。

“ganwenxuyishengzheishishenmeyuanyin?”

“zheidoushishuihuzaizuosui。shuihushiyizhongyaoshou,zuishanzhangdejiushiduozairendeduzili,chirenchideshiwu,ruguomeiyoushiwudehuajiuhuichisuzhudexuerou,zhizhisuzhusiwang,dangsuzhusiwanghoushuihuhuichulaixunzhaoxindesuzhu,erdengdaoshuihuchengnianzhihoujiushiyizhonghenkepadeshengwu。”xuzifengduiyuzheixiexiangdanglejie,zaipiaomiaoxingqiuzheizhongshengwujiushizuidicengdecunzai,erzaizheiliqueshihennanchulidejiahuo。

“a,zheibushigenguchongchabuduoma?”qijinxingzoujianghuduonian,duiyixieqiwenyishinengrenyishiduoshaoyouxielejie。

“chabuduo,doushiyisuzhuweishi,danshiguchongshiyourenkongzhide,nirangtachulaitahuichulai,ershuihushisuzhusilefangxiu。”

“a,xuyisheng,xiwangnichushoujiujiafuyiming,buguanduoshaoqianwodouyuanyizhifu。”sushirutingdaoxuzifengdehua,hedetuidouruanle,zijisunshishushiyishubaiyideshihouyemeiyouzheimehaipaguo。

“fangxin,wojiranshoulesuyunyadeqiandangranhuibanshi,zheishuihusuiranlihai,danshiyebushimeiyoubanfa。”xuzifengxiaolexiao,zijishiqueqian,danshizijiyebuhuimeiyouyuanze,suyunyayijingzhifujizijifeiyongle,zijijuebuhuizaiduoshouqian。

kanzhesulao,zhijieshenshouzhuajinlesulaodeshentili,rangzhouweiderentebieshiqijindengdaleyanjing,yigerendeshoujingranzhijiejinlelingyigerendeduzi,erqiemeiyourenhehenji,yemeiyouyidixuediaochulai。

suizhexuzifengdeshouchulai,shoushangduoleyigebazhangdaxiaodejinyuyangzideshengwu,zhibuguoliangenrenlianchabuduo,youbiziyouyanjing。zheiyinggaishigangchushengbujiudeshuihu,chengniandeshuihukanqilaijiuxiangshisansisuidehaizidaxiao。kansiwenrou,shizexiangdangxiongmeng。

zheizhixiaoshuihuziyaliezuibiaoshiduixuzifengdebuman,xiangyaozuanjinxuzifengdeshentiliquefaxianzijidongdanbude,zhinengyongxionghendeyanshenkanzhexuzifeng,ertayezhidaoxuzifengzheizhongrenshazijixiangdangjiandan。

xuzifengxiaolexiao,zheizhishuihujingranyoulelingzhi,zheikeshiyixiangbudaodeshouhuo,huoxuzheijiahuoyihounengbangzijihenduomang。zhijiefangjinzijidexiongkou,rangshuihuzuanlejinqu,sihaobuzaihutahuishanghaiziji。

sulaozhijietuleyikouheixue,suoyourenganjinchongshangquchakan,shengpalaoyeziyoushenmesanzhangliangduan。

“xiexiexushenyi。”sulaotuwanhoulimaganjueshenqingqishuang,zhenggerenyehuifudaoleshengbingzhiqian,suiranyoudianxuruo,danshibuyituorenfunengzijizoulule。

“meishenmeshiqing,bingyijingchule,yejiumeiwoshenmeshiqingle,zhuyixiuxijiuxing,nizuijinshiwukuifa,duochidianbupinjiubuhuilaile。”zuoweiyisheng,gaizhutuodeyidingyaozhutuodaowei。

“xiexiexuyishengjiulejiafuxingming,zheidengdaendade,wosujiameichinanwang,yihouyourenheshiqing,danpingchaqian,wosujiaerlangjuebuhuijujue。”sushiwenkandaofuqinquanyu,zoushanglaixieguoxuzifeng。

“meishenme,woshuole,narenqiancaitirenxiaozai,woshishousuxiaojiezhituo,duinimenshenmebaoenwanquanbuganxingqu。”