yejiashengxixisicunlebanshang，huanhuanyaoleyaotoudao：“huoxubushibiming。”
“ng？xiaozhangzheihuashishenmeyisi？”heweiminweiweiyileng，lianmangkaikouwendao。
nanbuchengzijiloukanleshenmezhongyaodedongxibucheng？
“nikan，zheixietuiyanbuzhourucixiangxi，qizhongdejisuanliangjiqipangda，yiwokan，zheihoumianbiranyouyigezhuanyedetuanduizaizhicheng！”
heweiminwenyanxianrulechensi。
yexiaozhangshuodezheihuabuwudaoli。
bijingkekonghejubianbushixiaohaiziguojiajia，yigerendedanaoruhenenggouzhuangxiarucipangdadeshuju，houmianbiranyinzangzheyigejiqizhuanyedetuandui！
danjibianshizheiyang，zheifengyoujianyezuyifengshen！
zheikeshihejubian！shiguanhuaxiaguoyundehejubian！
“shenme！bukeneng！！”
zhengdangliangrenzaihuiyishiyicetaolunzhiji，yishengjingjiaodouranconghuiyishilingyicexiangqi！
“怎么回事？！”
neimingzhunjiangxiayishijiangshoufangzaileyaojian，yilianjingtidichaoshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangkanqu。
有枪！
kandaozhunjiangyaojianneiyimoxingzhuanghoudeheweimintongkongmengdiyisuo！
xiayimiao，taganmangshangqianyibu，duizhezuozaijiaoluodeneimingyanjiuyuandashenghandao：“zenmele？nifaxianshenmedongxile？！”
suihou，heweiminkuaibuzoudaozhunjiangshenbianxiaoshengdao：“jiangjun，huoxushifaxianleshenmedongxi，bubitaijinzhang。”
zhunjiangxieleyiyanheweimin，meiyoushuohua，zhishijiangshoucongyaojianfanglexialai，danyanshenhaishisisididingzheneimingfachujingjiaodeyanjiuyuan。
“xiaofang，zenmehuishi？！dahuxiaojiaode，chenghetitong！”
yimingnianmaidejiaoshouniuguotou，yangnudao。
zuoweineimingyanjiuyuandedaoshi，cishitabixuyaozuochuyigeyangzilai！
“jiaoshou……nikanyoujianzuidixiadeneixingxiaozi！”
beichengzuoxiaofangdeneimingyanjiuyuanjiandaozhouweizhongrenchaozijikanlai，miansedunshizhangdetonghong，danhaishishouzhixiangpingmu，nierezheshuodao。
zhongrenxiayishizhuanguotoukanxiangzijimianqiandediannaopingmu，caozongshubiaokuaisudiwangxiafandong。
果然！
zaiyoujiandezuidixia，youyixingbizhengwenxiaoyibeideziji！
“xueshengwanzhenningjiuwenhuaqingdaxuedaming，xiwangnenggoujinruhuaqingdaxuebenkeshenzao！”
shenchengzaidishengnianchuleyoujianshangdezheiyixingxiaozi。
xiayike，zhenggehuiyishixianruleyipianjijingzhizhong！
jiulianheweiminheyejiasheng，yeyilianshitaidichongdaoyitaidiannaoqian，jiangyoujianshangzheixingxiaozixixichakanlehaojibian！
querenyanjingmeichuxianyiwaizhuangkuanghou，heweiminzuichunweiweizhandou，yilianjingsongdiziyanziyudao。
“zhei……zheishishenmeqingkuang？”
“douwomenwandema？！”
shenchengzaiyanzhongzhenjingzhiseburuoyuheweiminfenhao，cishidetaweiweiyanlekoutuomo，yilianbukesiyidishuodao：“huoxu……huoxujiushizimianyisi……zheifengyoujianjiushiweilezhuanshengbenfalaide？”
huayingangluo，huiyishineijiuzhakaileguo。
开什么玩笑！
sheibuzhidaohuaqingdaxuezhizhaoshouhuaxiazuidingjiandeneiyipixuesheng！
zhuanke？bieshuozhuankele，jiushisuoweidebenkesheng，yejinbulehuaqingdaxuededamen！
专升本？
duibuqi，huaqingdaxuezhiyoubenkeshengduyanzheiyitiaolu！
haiyouzheikekonghejubian，zheihaojiyedetuiyanguocheng，nigenwoshuoshizhuankeshengxiechulaide？
这不闹呢嘛！
zhengdangzhongrenzhenjingzhishi，yejiashengmianseyibian，henhendidengleyiyanheweimin：“nikanninaochulaidehaoshi！”
cishideyejiashengyijingbazheifengyoujiandangchengleezuoju！
专科生能做科研？
搞笑！
怕不是民科吧！
heweiminyilianwugu，tayeshishouhaizhehaobuhao！
zhiyoushenchengzai，yiliandexinxu。
zaozhidao……jiugaihaohaojianchayixiayoujiande！
dangshizijihexiaochengyeshibeizheiyoujianzhongjingqiaodetuiyanshouduanjizhenshedaole，jingranshuhulezheimezhongdadeyitiaoxinxi！
“wei？！woshiyejiasheng，rangnimenzuodeneigeshiyanbuyongzuole！”
yejiashengcongkoudaizhongtaochushouji，botongdianhuahouyilianjicudishuodao。
kaiwanxiao！jiranzhidaoshiezuojule，neizheishiyanzirandetingxia！
zheikedoushihuaqingdaxuedekeyanjingfeia！
“shenme？！yijingchenggongle？！jianceguolema？！”
“shenme？！xingzhiwanquanfuhe？！”
yejiashengyilianshitaidichaohuatonglidashenghandao。
“nishuozhende？！ni，nikuaixiebayangbensongdaocailiaoxueyuandehuiyishilai！duile，shiyanshujuyexuyaoyibingsonglai！”
guaduandianhuahou，yejiashengyilianshihunluopodikanzheheweimin，nannanziyudao：“chenggongle……chenggongle……zenmekeneng……”
heweiminlianshangxiemanleyihuo，danxiayike，tahuranxiangdaoleshenme，miansedabian：“xiaozhang！ninshishuozheigexincailiaochenggonghechengle？！”
yejiashengyanlekoutuomo，yilianmangrandidianlediantou。
zuoweihuaqingdaxuerenzhishiduoniandelaoxiaozhang，tazairenzhiqijian，congmeiyourucizhenjingdeshihou！
zhei……zheibahuaqingdaxue，bu，zheibaquanrenleishushiniandeyanjiuzhiyuhedi？！
tangtangkekonghejubian，jingranbeiyimingmingbujianjingchuandedazhuanxueshengjigongkele！
suishuoyoujianzhongzhijiejuelecailiaoyigewenti，danyejiashengziranqingchumuqianguoneidekekonghejubianyijingjinxingdaolehezhongdibu！
keyishuo，dianhuojishuyijingjiejinchengshu，muqianchadezhiyoucailiao！
erzheifengyoujiandechuxian，yiweizhehuaxiazaizheiciwuxingdejingzhengzhong，maichuleyidabu！
keyishuo，shizhiguanzhongyaodeyidabu！
zheiyibu，zugouzhichenghuaxiadezongheguolihuidaoshijiediyideweizhi！
“yexiaozhang，gangcaineixiehua……daodishishenmeyisi？”
neimingzhunjiangyouxiedengbujile，shangqianyibuzhijiechaoyejiashengwendao。
“zheiyoujian，daodishizhenshijia？！”
yejiashengcishizhongyuyouxiehuiguoshenlai，takanxiangyouxiejiaojidezhunjiang，qingqingdianlediantou。
“buchuyiwai，shizhende，shiyanshiyijinghechenglezheizhongcailiao，chubujiance，fuheyoujianzhongdegezhongxingzhi！”
cihuayichu，neimingzhunjiangmiansezhanghong，biyijuliegudong：“cihuadangzhen！”
“zheiqibushishuowohuaxiadekekonghejubianjijiangchenggong？！”
xianran，zheimingzhunjiangyeshiyigezhiqingrenshi！
yejiashengkusededianlediantou：“zhishi……jiranzheicailiaoshizhende，neizheizuozhe，sihuzhenderutongyoujianzhongsuoshuodeneiyang，shiyimingzhuankesheng。”
shuochuzheihuadeyejiasheng，zhenggerenfangfodoucanglaolejifen。
这算什么！