第1章
“gege，zheiyaozhendeguanyongma？”
pojiudemaocaowunei，yigexiaonvhaidunzaiyaoluqian，shengyinxuruodewendao。
beichengzuogegedexiaonanhaidunzaitaduimian，ganshoudeshounazheyibapolandepushan，xiaoxinyiyideshanzhetanhuo，xiangduidaizhenbaoyiyangaoneiwanyao，
“youyongde，zheiyaoshicunlidafukaide，niangheleyao，yidingnengxingguolai。”
“neijiuhao，xiwangniangkuaikuaixinglai。”
xiaonvhaihuitou，danyoudewangxiangchuangshangdenvren。
neinvrenjiushitamenkouzhongde‘niang’，yinweiluoshuierhunmigaoshao，yijingsantianmeiyouxinglaile......
cishi，muchuangshangdenvrenhurandongleyixia。
suqingqingchilidezhengkaileshuangyan，kanzheloulegedongdemaocaowuding，yanzhongxianshimimang，suihouhuaguoyisiwunai。
她真的穿越了。
tabenshiyimingguer，zixiaozaigueryuanzhangda，houlaibeiyiminglaoshenyikanzhong，chengletalaorenjiadeguanmendizi，genzhetayoulisifang，zhibingjiuren。
houlailaoshenyixianshi，tabeiyigeshenmizuzhidaizou，qiujinzaihunandedixiashushinian，zhiweibitajiaochulaoshenyidemibao。
kelaoshenyiyishengqingpin，shenzhizhibingyeconglaibushouzhenjin，nayoushenmemibao？
tabeizhemoleshushinian，weicengjianguoyisiyangguang，zhongyuzaisanshisuishengrineitian，zhaodaojihuiheshenmizuzhitongguiyujin。
sideneiyike，tamanlianjietuo。
quebuxianglaotianchuilian，jiletayicizhonghuodejihui，lingtachuanyuedaoyimingnongjiafunvshenshang。
xushitingjianshenhoudedongjing，aoyaodexiaonanhaiyejiushidabaochaozheibianzhuanguotoulai，jiansuqingqingzhengkaileshuangyan，jidongdechaoxiaonvhaihandao，
“xiaobao，kuaibayaoduanguolai，niangxingle！”
lianggexiaojiahuoduanzheyaowanlaidaochuangqian，xianyongwuredexiaoshoufangzaisuqingqingetoushangmolemo，suijixinxidao：
“taihaole，niangyebufashaole，zuotiandeyaohenyouyong，wozaiweiniangheyidian，niang，guaiguaidezhangzui，a......”
dabaobatafuqilai，yonghongxiaohaideyuqiweiyao。
xiaobaozeshilaidaochuangwei，jiangsuqingqingneishuangbinglengdejiaowuzaihuaizhong，guaiguaiqiaoqiaodewen，
“niang，nilengbuleng，ebue，yaobuyaoxuxu？”
lianggehaizidouhenshou，suqingqingnengmingxianganjuedaotamengerendexiaoshenban。
kuangqie......xuxu？
是拉尿吧？
buguo，yebuguaizheilianggehaizihuigenzhaogushaziyiyangzhaoguta。
jutasuozhi，zheijushentijiaosudaya。
liunianqianyiwaibeiqigaihuileqingbai，shengxialianggeyehaizihou，jiubiandefengfengdiandianle，zhishangdaotuihuiwuliusuibushuo，jiuliantuokuzidouyaorenbangmang。
dabaodeshengyinjiangtalahuixianshi，“niang，nizabuzhangzui，a......genzhewoyiqi，zhangdazuiaa......”
suqingqingetoudiaoxialianggenheixian，tashangbeizishiguer，houlaiyoubeiqiujinzaidixia，jihumeiyouherenjiechuguo，shizaibuxiguanbierenzheimeqinmidechupeng，xiayishijiuyaojiangtatuikai。
kezhuanyanqiaojianliangshuangchunchedanyoudeyanmou，xinhuranruanle。
zheilianggehaizimaosijiangtaconghemianshanglaohuilai，youriyebumiandezhaoguta，tadoushikanzaiyanlide。
erqiezheilianggehaiziyeshimingkude，meidiehuzhe，niangyoushigeshade，cunlisuibianlaigerendounengqifutamen，gengshichengtianlidebeirenjiaozuoyezhong。
kelianggehaiziyebuziyuanziai，cailiusuidexiaojianbangjiukangqilezhenggejia，wayecai，zhaiyeguo，zhufanxiyi，congdongshizhihoujiuyizhizaizhaogutazheigedaishadeniang。
罢了。
suirantashangbeizilianhundoumeijieguo，yebuxihuanhaizi......kelaotianjiranrangtachuanyuedaozheifuqutishang，wanghouzheilianggexiaojiahuo，tahuibangyuanzhuhaohaozhaogude。
“wozijilaijiuxingle。”
suqingqingdeshentihaiyouxiexuruo，danzijihegeyaoshibuchengwentide。
jieguoyaowanwenleyixia，quedingshiyuheshangkoudecaoyao，tacaidandingdeyiyinerjin。
lianggexiaojiahuodoumeifaxiansuqingqingdeyiyang。
dabaojiangwanjieguo，titayeleyebeijiao，xianghongxiaohaibanqingqingdingzhu：
“niang，wanghouxuzifengzaizhaoni，niqianwanbunenggentachuqu。”
xiaobaozaibianshanghaoqidewen：“zenmele？”
dabaodanleyixiatadexiaonaomen，“ben，santianqianjiushixuzifengbanianghanchumende，tahaishuoshiniangjiuchantacaishizuluoshui......sheizhidaoshibushitaguyituiniangluoshuide？”
苏卿卿冷笑一声。
dabaokouzhongdexuzifengshiyuanzhudeqianweihunfu，cunliweiyidexiucai。
jusuqingqingsuozhi，tazaojiukanbushangyuanzhuzheigenongjianvle，liunianqianjianyuanzhubeidianwu，chenjijiuheyuanzhutuileqin。
keliangrensuirantuiqinle，cunliderenquezonghaibayuanzhuhetachezaiyiqiquxiao。
keyishuo，zhiyaoyuanzhuhuozheyitian，xuzifengjiubaituobuleta。
yushisantianqian，tayebuzhidaonalaidedanzi，jingranjiangyuanzhujiyuedaolehebian，yishenshoubatatuirulehedi。
yuanzhubuhuiyouyong，helejikoushuijiubeiyansile，suqingqingyejiupengqiaozaizheigeshihouchuanyueleguolai。
yankanjiatusibi，haiyoumianqianzheilianggeshougulinxundezaier，suqingqingmanmandexiaohuazhenaohaizhongdejiyi，xiangzheyihouruhezaizheiyishinongcunshengcunxialai，haiyouruhezhaoxuzifengbaochou。
huran，menwaichuanlaiyizhenzamensheng，
“dabaoxiaobao，kaimen！”
“wozhiqianjinimenshuodeshiqing，nimenkaolvhaolemei？！”