di2zhangshenxianliaotianqunhezongmenderen
momoshouwanshangdexiangyunshoujiwen，jiunenghuchuyigeshouji，zheiyijingshihenbukesiyile。
dangengjiabukesiyideshi：zheishoujilihaiyourenzaifahongbao！
takanleyixiaqunlichengyuandemingzi，bujinyoutianshangdexianren、haiyoulibaidufuzhugeliangyuefeiguangongzheiyangdemingren、shenzhihaiyouyanwangwuchangniumowangzhizhujingdeng….
kanyiyanyoucedequnchengyuan，shaoshuoyeyoujiqianren。
真是….太刺激了。
gengcijideshi，cishipingmushang，hongbaoruliushuiyizhimeiting！
lifuyaoduihongbaozuimingan，jiandaohongbao，buguansanqiershiyi，xianqianglezaishuo。
dantayiliandianlewuliuge，quandoubeirenqiangle！
zijiwanshoujizheimeduonian，yanqianzheimeduohongbao，qiangbudaojiutaibuganxinle！
lifuyaojiakuaisudu，mengchuoshoujipingmu。
jiuzheiyangchuolehaojici，turanyigehongbaodantiaochulai。
“chenggonglingquwangmuniangniangdehongbao——pantaoliangke（sanqiannianchengshuguo）。”
lifuyaoyongshouyidian，yigebailitoufendetaozibianfeirupingmuxiafang。
“已存入百宝箱。”
gangxiangdiankaikankanbaibaoxiangshishenme，shoujipingmushangturanhongbaotingzhi，youzichuxian。
太上老君：
zhuweixianyou，jintianshisanjieliaotianqunzhengshijianlidejiri。yudiyintiliangdajiajiaoliubufangbian，tecijianlizheigeliaotianqun，wojindaibiaodajiaxiangyudibiaodaganxie！
congcizhuweixianyou，jiunengsuishijiaoliu！zaiyebubiqianliganluzhiweiyijuhuale！
二郎神：
xiexiejiujiu，tiliangwodengmeitianbuyuanwanliganqutiantingdejianxin。（sangeguzhangbiaoqing）
牛魔王：
loushangnicainadaona！nihaodaidouzaitianshang，wokeshizaidishangde，bininanduole，wodoumeishuosha。（sanduoxianhua）
阎王：
nimenzailei，nengyouwo….zhudixiamiandeganluleime？(cahancahancahan)
玉皇大帝:
yihouruoyoushi，zhuweiaiqingzaizheilishuojike。（weixiaolian）
王母娘娘：
（开心脸）
孙悟空：
zhichi！zhichi！（xianhua）
唐僧：
tudishuodedui（sangeguzhangdebiaoqing）
李白：
dajiajixufahongbaoa，wogangcaishadoumeiqiangzhe！（kulian）
牛魔王：
lao…xiaohu，wogangcaiqiangdaoliangkehuanyanzhangzhudan，mashangfajinia。（hanxiaohanxiao）
铁扇公主：
（一排地雷）
….
….
suishuohongbaoyijingmeile，danqunlizhongxiandeliaotian，haizaireliedejinxingzhong。
lifuyaokanzheshoujishang，buduandanchuxiaoxideduihuakuang，zhenshiyoujingxiyouxingfen！
turanyongyoulenengqianghongbaodeshouji，erqieshoujilideliaotianqun，qimiaodeliantongzhesanjielideshenxian。
zijihaichuanyuedaozheixiuxiandeshijie…..
lifuyaoledeyouxiehebulongzui。
taqishishigetinghuodaderen，fanzheng，laidoulaile，zheigexiuxianshijie，zijiyounengqumenpaixuexixiuxian，shoujilihaiyouneixieduoshenxian，haiyoushenmeyangdekaiju，bideguoziji？
kanlaihaizhenshilaotianyaobangzhuzijixiuxingchenggong，chuanxingsanshisantianjie！
zijidexiuxianlu，kendingshitongtiandadaoya！
zheimeyixiang，lifuyaoxiaodegengkaixinle。
xinlimeizizidexiangzheshouji，wuyijianmoshangshouwandeshoujixiangyuntu，xiayishunjian，shoujijiuxiaoshibujianle。
faxianqiaomendelifuyaorucishilejihui，bianmingbaishoujigairuhehuchu、shouhui。
gangshouleshouji，tacaixiangqi，haimeilaidejikanqianglaidepantao。
zhengzhunbeizaicihuchu，taturanliuyidaotianbianyouyituanziguang，zhengchaoshanzheilifeiguolai。
neiziguangyuelaiyuejin，henkuaijiufeidaoshanding，jiezhe，neituanziguangluodi。
lifuyaobianjianyigexianfengdaogu、yizhehualidezhongniannanren，yujianfeixing，zhuanshunbianchuxianzaitamianqian。
tashangxiadaliangleyixialifuyao，weiweidiandiantou，“nishiwogurenhoudai，yinjiannilveyoutianfu，zheicaiyinjianniruxuanyunzong，wangnirihounengqinjiaxiulian，bufuwozongmingwang。”
lifuyaojianzheizhongnianrenjingnengyujianfeixing，shifenxianmu，“shi，dizijixiale。woyidinghuinulixiulian，xiangninyiyanglihai，yihounengfeitiandundi！posuixukong，chuansuoshijie！”
“xiuxianqishixiangnishuodezheiyangrongyi，feitiandundi？xiuxianrenzuizhongyaode，shiyaochenqianxinxing，qinjiaxiulianfangke。nikejide？”
lifuyaofajueneizhongnianrenyuqiyouxieyansu，bianzhizheixianrenbuxihuaduo，likebaichuguaiqiaotinghuademoyang，duizhongnianrengongshou，“dizijinzunjiaohui。”
zhongniannanrenjianci，lvechensizhihou，xinlibianyoulexiangfa，juedingxianduanlianyifancizixinxing，taricaihaoxiuxing。
xiangba，bianhuishouyishuaidaxiu，zhaozhelifuyao，zaiciyujianfeixing。