第一章 钻石王老五

pinshangkafeiting,yinanyinvxiangduierzuo。

sumojingjingdepinzhemianqiandekafei,duiyuduimiandenvrenshiruowudu。

zuoweiershiwusuidedanshenzuanshiwanglaowutaduixiangqinzheizhongshishifendichu,keshilaibuzhusidangdehaoyi,yushitalaile。

nvrenyishenfenselianyiqun,dabandegengeshaonvside,keshisumomingbaiduifangbukenengshishaonv,yinweinvrenshenshangdemeiqibidajihailihai,chuleshangshendeliangtuohaikeyikanyiwai,yanzhizhinengshuocunhuajibie,erqiedouchubulecun。

cike,nvrenzhengjijidefabiaozijidexiangqinyaoqiu。

“woxiwangwodelingyibanyouxiecaihua,yinweiwobuxihuanmeiyouhanyangdenanren。”

“dangranbixuyoudianbenshi,zongbunengweichaimiyouyannaoxinba,zhishaodeyoudiancunkuan,yiqianwanyishangba,youliangchezuihao,ruguoshibenchibaoshijieneijiubuyongdanxinle。”

“duile,ruguojiehundehuabixubangchenyixiawojiali,wodidihaizaishangdaxue…zuizhongyaodeyidianshi,tabixuchongwoaiwobaorongwo。”

“haiyoumeiyouni?”sumoyouxiehaoxiao,yaocheyaofangyaochongai,qishitayenengzuodao,zhibuguojiunvrenzheitiaojiantajuededuifangshibazijifangdetaigaole。

qiangrenzhuneixindebushi,chuyulimaotajuedeyoubiyaopeiheyixiaduifang。

“dangranhaiyouyixie……wozhidaozheiyangdeyaoqiusihuduiyunizheiyangdenanrenlaishuoyouxieweinan,danshi…”

“等等,”

sumodaduanlenvrendehua,nvrendehuatashizaibunengrentong,shenmejiaotazheiyangdenanren,zheishidianxingdezhuguanqishi,tanaliputongle。

bujiushiyifusuiyiyixiema?

nandaoqinjianchijiayeyoucuo?

taweiweizhoumeikanzhenvren,jinliangpingjingshuodao,“qishinishuodezheixietiaojianwodouyou。”

“是吗?”

nvrenyitingdunshiyilianxise,“neiwomenzhenshiyouyuana!”

“bu,shiyouyuanwufencaidui!”

“tiaojianwoyou,danjiushijuedewomenbushihe,suoyiwomenhaishijixuzhaoxiajiaba。”

sumoyiziyijushuodeshifenrenzhen,nvrengaoxingdelianseshunjianjiangzhule。

“nixinongwo?”nvrenyanluxiongguang,rutongshoushangdemulaohu。

戏弄?

sumolengzhule,tashenmeshihouxinongduifangle,sihunvrencaishizaixinongtaba,tinglebantiannvrendezhangpiandalunheziwotaozui,tarongyima?

tanlekouqi,tawunaibaibaishou,shuodao,“ruguoniyaozheiyangrenweiwoyemeibanfa。”

xianglexiangsumoyoutixingnvrenyiju,“qishiwogujiyinizheitiaojianhennanzhaodaolixiangdelingyiban,haishishijidianba。”

“你…你王八蛋!”

nvrenyishengnuhezhijiejiubamianqiandekafeipozaisumoshenshang,baiximianbuqidefengkuangniuqu,bansuizheyicenghouhoudefendidiaoxia,sumokandeweiweizhoumei。

“heng…qiongguiyige,wozaojiukanchulaile,meiyoubenshihaixiangxiangqin,nijiuyibeizidaguanggunba!”

nvrenheizheliannashangxianglaierdemingpaibaobaoqichongchongdeliqu,liuxiasumoyiliandaileng。

“hehe…nvrena!”sumoxiaolexiaochouchuzhijincadiaoshenshangdekafei。

zongranyouxieshengqi,buguozuoweinanren,tahaishiyoufengdudebadanmaile,zouchukafeitinghou,wangzhezheidenghongjiulvdedoushitaquegandaosuoranwuwei。

nianguoershiwu,mashangjiuyaobensanle,taquehaishidanshen,huoxushitayaoqiutaigaoleba。

keshiyangmaoshangke,xindishanliangwenrou,zaijiashangnvrenshidiyici,zheiyangdeyaoqiuyebushihengaoba!

yexunvrenshichuzheigetiaojianyouxiebufuhedangqianshiqing,yinweijushuoyaodadaozheigetiaojianzhiyouquyoueryuan,buguosumojuedehaobuguofen,yinweitazhijinhaishitongzizhishen。

talixiangdeqingkuangshibadiyiciwanzhengdejiaojilingyiban,bingbushisuibianhuihuodiao,keshisihuershiduonianguoquletahaimeiyouzhaodaoyigejieshoudaotaxinhaodenvren。

youshitadourenbuzhuchaoxiaoziji,“huoxushidangjin5gxinhaobuhao,haodenvrenjieshoubudaotadesuqiu。”

zheixieniantacongyijiecaogendapinchenglenianxinbaiwandexiaojingli,youfangyouche,youdianxiaocunkuan,zhaolishuosuanshibangechenggongrenshile,jiulianpengyouyedaqutashizuanshiwanglaowu。

yisijiushi,youqianyounengliyouyangmao,pianpianqueyizhidanshen。

keshizhiyoutazijicaimingbaiweishenmehuizheiyang,shishangdenvrenqianqianwan,youqudelinghunwanzhongwuyi,erzheiyeshitaduiwanmeilingyibandeyaoqiu。

tajixiwanglingyibannenggouzairenpinxiangmaobucuodeqingkuangxiahaishiyougexingderen,huozheshiyouyisidenvren。

yexuzheizuihouyigetiaojiancaishitazheixienianyizhidanshendeyuanyin,bijingyouqudelinghuntaishaole。

“renshenglu,meimengsiluzhang,wulifengshuang…”

shuxideqiannvyouhunlingshengxiangqi,sumokanlekanhaomashipangzidewuyongdedianhua,dunshizhidaoduifangdelaiyi。

“wei,pangzi,shenmeshi?”

sumomingzhiguwen,bijingrenjiahaoxinbangtaanpaixiangqin,daotoulaitazijigaohuangle。

“shenmeshi?woshuosumo,bushigemenershuoni,xianggeqinnibarenjianvhaierqichengneiyang,tingshuorenjiahuiqudoukule。”

“meibanfa,wozhihaojilerenjiayiqiankuaihongbao,dengxianidejiwoa!”

dianhualiwuyongdeyuanqihenda,sumoyeshifenlijie,keshiyitingjuranjileneinvrenyiqianhongbaotajiubushuangle,

neiyangdenvrenshizaibuzhiyiqiankuaianweifei,gujiduifangxiaodouxiaoxingle。

“xingle,qianbushishier,geshiqueqianderenma。”sumobingbuxiangranghaoyoupofei,youpaduifangzaijitalaiyichu,yushidingzhudao,“duile,yihoubiejiwoanpaixiangqinle,wozheirenchongshangziyoulianainishizhidaode。”

sumoyouxiewunai,tazheixiaoxiaodeershijiniandouxiangqinbashiqicile,meiyouyicichenggong!

tashizaishangbuqile,yemeineigongfu。

“dele,ninlaohaishijixuzuonidezuanshiwanglaowuba,daoshihourenjiahaizidouyounigaole。”

dianhuaduimianwuyongkuxiaodeshuoleyiju,qidezhijiegualedianhua。

sumokuxiaoyisheng,taqueyouzijidejianchi。

“zheibeizijiushidanshendaosi,yejuebujiangjiu。”

ananjiandingzijidejuexin,sumojuedingqufujindelaojunmiaokankan,xiwangzheiweiguanyinyuandejiahuonenggoujizijianpaigeheshidenvren,bijingyizhidanshenyebushineimehuishia。

linjinzhongwu,laojunmiaoqianrenbuduo,zheishiyizuoxiaomiaobingbuchuming,kuangqierujinshikexueshehui,shenfozheixiedongxixinderenyebuduo。

laojunmiaodemiaozhuziranshirenshisumo,jiansumotouxiahaojibaidexianghuoqian,xiaodeliandouwaile,lianmangreqiedebagaoxiangsongdaosumoshoushang,“xiaoxiongdi,nizheiyinianlailebushaocia,meicidoubushaoxianghuoqian,woxiangxinlaojunyidinghuibaoyounizhaodaoheshidelingyiban。”

jianrenshuorenhua,jianguishuoguihua,mianduisumozheiyangyigedakehu,zuoweimiaozhunanmianyaotaohaojiju。

“但愿吧!”

sumoxiaoxiao,gongjingdebaxiangzhuchazaishenxiangqian,miaozhuyijingshiqudetuilechuqu,rujinzheilizhishengxiatayiren。

“woshuolaotouzi,wozheiyiniansanbailiushitian,xianghuomeishaonide,nizenmejiubujiwoanpaiyixiani?”

“jintianyouxiangqinshibai,nikannijiwoanpaideyinyuandoushishenmehuose。”

huayuyouxiebugongjing,buguosumobenjiubuxinsuoweideyinyuan,zhisuoyijingchanglaizheiliwufeishixunqiuxinlingdeanweibale。

keshicikexiangqizijideguowang,taquerenbuzhuyuanqilaile,dasuannazheilaojunsasaqi。

“nishuonimenzheisuoweideshendoushipianrendewanyier,guangnaqianbubanshier。”

sumokanzhetaishangzhuangyandelaojunshenxiang,wuguanqingxi,daomaoanran,tayuefajuedezheidoushituyouqibiao,zheibanggaogaozaishangdewanyiercaishizhendedapianzi,renbuzhuzhizheshenxiangdama,“bunengtirenchuliyinyuan,yaoniheyong?”

huayinluoxia,turan“honglonglong”yishengjingleizhaxiang。

sumoheleyitiao,huiguotoutakandaoleyongshengnanwangdeyimu。

yidaoshandianpizailaojunshenxiangshang,yizhenbaiyanguohoushenxiangsifenwulie。

“这是?”

jiuzaizheishi,sumominruidefaxianyuanbendeshenxiangyijingbujian,taishangzhiyouyibenhongsedeshuji,qishangdaodaohongguangbaoguo。

sumobuyouzizhudezoushangqianchakan,keshikandaoshujishangdezineiyiketazaicizhenzhu。

“《姻缘薄》”