第2章

shuoqilai,linqingranduishenxingyudeyinxianghaizhenbuqian。

shangyishi,shenxingyusuiranjuexingdeshicjitianfu。

danquerutongyikeyaoyandexingchen,congyizhongshenjitianfuzhongtuoyingerchu,chengjiushiyijie!

zaiyichangyuyizudedazhanzhizhong,shenxingyuyirenyijian,shadeyizuxinjingdanhan,congcishengmingyuanyang。

bishideta,yishilanxingzhigaowushangdenvdi。

buguzhongrendefandui,yiranjiangjinjinzhiyoucjitianfudeshenxingyutuishanglezhenbeiwangdebaozuo。

cihou,shenxingyuyemeiyougufutadeqiwang,beiyufangxianzaishenxingyudezhenshouxia,guruojintang,meiyouchuxianguorenhezhuangkuang。

houlai,yizudajungongdabeiyu,zuoweizhenbeiwangdeshenxingyugengshiyiyijizhili,dudangyizudeshuwei11jieqiangzhe。

dengtalvlingyuanjungandaobeiyushi,dazhanyijingjiejinweisheng。

shenxingyushouchizhangjian,aoranyili。

suiyilijieshenwang,danzaitadezhoubian,quetangmanleyizu11jieqiangzhedeshiti。

yinianjici,linqingrankanzhemianqiandeshenxingyu,miansefuza。

meixiangdao,dangchuneigezhanshenyibandezhenbeiwang,haidangguotiangouni。

“shengouzheishiyaoganshenme?”

“**猛啊”

“bukuishishengou,zheizuofengzhenshiyirujiwangdebiaohana”

zhongrencikekanzhezhanzailinqingrangenqiandeshenxingyu,doubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

shengoutaijuele!xianshijixingnvshen,houshilinnvshen,zheijiahuozhuantiannvshenshiba!

eryipangdejixing,yikaishi,kandaoshenxingyuzouxiangqitanvren,haiyouxienaonu。

dandangtakanqingchuduifangjingranshilinqingranhou,lianshangdenaonushunjianhuanchenglexixue。

linqingranzuoweixuexiaogongrendegaolengnvshen,kebuhuixiangtayiyangshuohaotinghualaitangsai。

xiangzhe,jixingneixinkaishiwubiqidaiqilai。

tababudexiangkandaolinqingranwuqingdejujueshenxingyu。

zheiyang,zijizheiweizishentiangou,jiunenggoumingbaizijidehao,congerjixuchaozijixianyinqinle!

ercike,laidaolinqingrangenqiandeshenxingyu,kandaoduifanglengbingbingdeqiaolian。

lianxiangdaojiexialaideshuyutadexifen,xinzhongbumianyoulexiexuanwei。

yanqianzheigelengbingbingdenvren,bulunqizhihaishixiangmao,doushiyidingyidecunzai!

tashenxingyujiusuanyaoshesi,yedetiaogejueshimeinvcaidui!

suihou,zaizhongrenjingedemuguangxia,shenxingyuzhijiejianghuadidaolelinqingranmianqian。

“nizhenpiaoliang,woxihuanni!”

zhongrentingzhezheitudebunengzaitudegaobaici,dourenbuzhuxiaochushenglai。

zheijiahuobiaobaidoubuzuozuogongkedema?

zheishizaishitubaolehaoba!

shenxingyucikeyeyouxieganga,taqianshiliannvpengyoudoumeitanguo。

benzhuodehuagangshuochukou,tazijidoushiyouxiehanyan。

linqingrantingzheshenxingyudehua,renbuzhuqingxiaoleyisheng。

yuanlaibeirenbiaobaishizheiyangdeganjue。

qianyishitaguaoqingleng,haiconglaimeiyoubeirendangzhongbiaobaiguo。

yishijian,taxinzhongbujinfanqiyisilianyi。

kandaolinqingranlianshangfuxiandexiaoyi,yuanbenhaichaoxiaoshenxingyudezhongren,cikedoulengzaileyuandi。

bingshannvshen,juranxiaole!

我的天啊!

这世界太疯狂了!

gengfengkuangdeshi,zaizhongrendezhushixia。

linqingranxinranjieguoleshenxingyushouzhongdemeigui。

ranhoulianshangxiaoyigengnong:“nibuzhidaosongjibiedenvshengdehua,shibunengzaisongjilingwaiyigerendema?”

zheijuhua,luozaizhongrenerduoli,jingran,,haiyouyisiqiaopideweidao!

zhongrenkanzhexiaoyizhengnongdelinqingran,daoxinposui!

bingshannvshenjingrankaiwanxiaole!

沈狗出息了!

liangjianshi,meiyijiandouqiangliede**zhezhongrendeshenjing!

zuijieshoubulede,dangshujixingle!

cikejixingzhengyinchenzhexiaolian,kanzheliangrendehudong。

taxianzaijiaojinnaozhidouxiangbutong,linqingranweishenmehuiduishenxingyuzheimeyouhao!

zheiwanquanbufuhechanglia,anzhetazhiqiandeshexiang,linqingranbuyinggaihenhendijujueshenxingyuma?

erzhanzailinqingranmianqiandeshenxingyu,tingzheduifangdehua,gangadenaolenaotou。

yonglaijijixingbiaobaidehuazhuansongjilinqingran,zheizhongcaozuoqueshiyoudianlipu。

buguo,kanzheduifangshouxiahua,tadeyanzhongshanguoyisixise。

zheidiyibugaobaijingranjiuzheiyangwanchengle?!

tachenredatie,yebugujilipubulipule,zhijiezaizhongrendemuguangxia,zaicikaikoushuodao:“woyouganerfa,renbuzhuxianchangyishou”

shuowan,bianzailinqingranjingedemuguangxia,huanhuankaishiletadebiaoyan。

“塞纳河畔~”

“左岸的卡飞~”

“我手一杯~”

“品尝你的~美~”

zheixia,zhongrenchedijingdaile。

“这是什么操作?”

“taijuele!hahahahaha”

“xiaosiwole,zheiyetaigangale!”

zhongrencikekanzhefangshenggaogedeshenxingyu,gegeqiangrenxiaoyitilinnvshengandaobeiai。

zheijianzhishidaxingdeshesixianchanga!zhenshikulelinnvshenle。

zuoweinvzhudelinqingranzheshishibeishenxingyudecaozuojileidaole。

shenxingyudegeshengrutongmoyinraoer,rangtajipigedadiaoleyidi。

linqingrancikehanjiandefuzheeluchuyimokuxiao。

zuizhongbangbangtangdegundoukuaibeitajiyaoduanle。

raoshiliangshiweiren,tayeshidiyicijinglizheizhongshesichangmian。

zheijiahuodenaohuilu,zenme,ruciqingqi!

zheihaishitayinxianglideneigebugouyanxiaodezhenbeiwangma?zheihuotuotuojiushiyigeshejiaohanfei!

cikelinqingrankaishiduizijizhiqiandejuedingchanshenglehuaiyi,zijiweishenmeyaobangzheigegaisidejiahuo?

henkuai,shenxingyubianjieshuletadechucibiaoyan。

tacalecaetoudehan,zhangchuleyikouqi。

made,zhongyujieshule!!!

zaibujieshu,tadexiedidoukuaibeijiaozhijikoulanle!

zhongmukuikuizhixia,zhanxiantamoguiyibandegehou,shizaishishesia!

erzheishi,xitongdetishiyinyezhunshidaoda。

“di,gongxisuzhuwanchengchucibiaoyan”

“huodexinshoudalibaoyifen”

“suzhudetianfutishengzhisssji!”

shenxingyutingzhexitongdetishiyin,laoleizongheng。

genjuzheiyishidejiyi,tianfudengjicongdidaogao,fenweif,e,d,c,b,a,s,ss,ssszheijigedengji。

ercikexitongjiangtatianfuzhijielaman,rangtashunjianyoulexinlianwei,zongsuanshimeiyoubaibaichuchou!

ranhou,takanxianglinqingranwunaidexiaolian,youxieganga:“neige,buhao。。”

yijubuhaoyisihaimeishuochukou,linqingranbianlimacongdoulitaochuyikebangbangtangduzhuletadezui。

shengpashenxingyuzaizhengxieshayaoezi,tayijingjingshoubuzhuercizhemole。

erzheiyimu,luozaizhongrenyanzhong,yiweikejiubuyiyangle。。。

liangrenzhijiandehudongcikexiangjileqinglvzhijiandediaoqing。

“woyushengoubugongdaitian!”

“shengounihedehenenga!hedeheneng!”

“buxingle,zheigeshijietaifengkuangle!”

yishijian,caochangshangaihongbianye。

zuoweizhujiaodeliangrenxianghuduishileyiyan,bianhenyoumoqideyikaileshixian。

shenxingyuhaishiyouzizhizhimingde,linqingranzhisuoyizaizhongmukuikuizhixiashouxiazijidehua,zhishijizijibaoliuyanmianbale。

xiangdaozhei,shenxingyuzaiyipangqingshengdao:“xiexiele”

linqingranwenyan,qingpiaopiaodekanleshenxingyuyiyan,dandandedianlediantou,yanzhongdaizhexiexudexiaoyi。

zheijiahuoqueshishichouxianglexie。

不过,这样也挺好。

huoxuhuijitazheiyishideshenghuozengtianbushaodelequ。

“juexingyishizhunbeikaishi!”

“gebantongxuezuohaozhunbei!”

zheishi,juexingtaishang,yiweijunguanmoyangdenanren,chaozhetaixiazhongrentongzhidao。

yishijian,zhongrenjieshihunshenyizhen,muguangzhongchongmanleqidai。

终于,要开始了!

shenxingyuwenyan,lianshangbuyoudeshanguoyisixise。

颤抖吧凡人们!

wodedingjitianfujiuyaodaozhangle!