第1章

mangguotaituichudeyidangxindetianyuanzongyizuijinzaiwangshangyichangdehuobao。

【zuihaodewomen】yugaopianyijingfachu,dunshiyinqilewangluodefeiteng。

sanweimingxingjiabindaizhezijidehaizizaitianyuanlishenghuoyizhoudeshijian,zheizhongzongyiduiyuxianzaideshidailaishuoshiyigefeichangxinyingdexuetou。

yifangmian,wangyoumendouhenqidaizijiyizhizhuideouxiangjiehunzhihoudeshenghuo,lingyifangmian,daihaizizheigehuatiyizhidoushifendetieheshidai,feichangdejiediqi。

duozhongtiaojianxiangjia,zaijiashangmangguotaiyirujiwangdegaochaoyingxiaoshouduan,【zuihaodewomen】zongyikaiboyijingzaiweibocitiaoresougaojubuxia。

yugaopianshouxianfangchulediyiduijiabindepianduan:

huamianzhong,wangyanpengyijingchuandaizhengqi,suiranburuzhongnian,danshitadeshencaiguanlihenhao,jianyinggangyidemiankongwubuchentuochutashenweiyingdideziliyuneihan。

taxizheweiqunzhengzaichufanglizuofan。lingyibian,yigefenzhuoyudiaodexiaonanhaieryijingkaishilexishu。

xiaonanhaierchulaikandaowangyanpenghou,youdadadadepaodaolezhuwolikanleyiyanwendao:

“爸爸,妈妈呢?”

“mamatachuchale,womenyeyaoqulujiemulou。”wangyanpengjiangzhuangyoujiandandepanzifangdaocanzhuoshang,ranhoujiangxiaonanhaibaoqilaidingzhudao:

“chifanba,yifudoushoushihaoleba?chiwanfanwomenjiuyaochufage。”

caiganggangmanqisuidexiaonanhaimengmengdediandiantou:“hao.......wuaaa!mamaqunaerle?woyaomama!!”

gangcaihaimangrandebiaoqingzaiwanquanlijiedaolemamabuzaijiazhihou,likebiandeqingzhuanduoyun,yanzhongxumanleleishui,banzhezuikuleqilai。

wangyanpengmengbi,xianranmeiyouxiangdaozijiaerzizheibianliandesudujuranrucizhikuai,paizheerzidehoubeikaishiqingshenghongleqilai。

wangyoumendunshibangbuzhule:

“hahaha!zheibianlianbiandeyetaikuaileba?”

“zheikuxi,jianzhibiyingdihaiyingdi。”

“querenle,shiqinshengde!”

“wodetian,yingdineimeyingdehanzijuranhaiyouzheimewenroudeyimian?!”

“hahahagenwoyiyang,woyihuijiayewenwoba:womani?”

“nandaozhiyouwojuedexiaohaierhenmafanma?yiyanbuhejiuyaokukutitide,buhonghaibuxing。”

“neinizhiwangyigeqisuidexiaohaiernengganshenme?meitianzaoqijinizuosicaiyitangma?”

“buxingma?yaoshiwoyihoudehaizibunengmeitianyanghuowo,neiwobushengyeba。”

“zuomengnini?haixiangranghaiziyanghuoni?!”

“hahaharanghaiziyanghuojiazhang,zheishiwojinniantingdaoguodezuihaoxiaodexiaohua。”

wangyanpengdepianduansuizheliangrenzuoshangyiliangsuvzhihoubianqiediaole,suizhiqierudeshilingyiduimingxingjiabin。

画面一转,

danghongdegehouliuyonghezijidekeaixiaonverzhengzaizuozaicheli。

xiaoguniangbuanfendezaihouzuoshangcuanxiatiao,yidianerdoubuguai。

“aaa!woshigongzhu!woyaochuqu!woyaodaguaishou!”shuozhe,tahaizhuangchudianyinglijingangchuixiongkoudedongzuo。

buzhidaoxiaoyatouzuijinkanleshenmedonghuapian,jingranmengshengchulezheiyangchouxiangdexiangfa.......

liuyongzhinengbataanzaizuoweishang,ranhouzhuangchuyifuyanlidemoyangkaishijiaodaota。

yikaishihaihaoyanhaoquande,keshixiaoyatouwanquantingbujinqu,yifushirenpingnishuoshenmewojintiandouyaodaguaishou。

houlaijianjiande,liuyongyegenzhefanleqilai,yifuzhuakuangdemoyangrangwangyouqingbujingantongshoushen:

“wojiahaiziyezheiyang.......pingchangjiugengehouziside,wanquanguanbuzhu。niyaoshidaba,zhongletakugengmafan,buzhongwanquanmeixiaoguo。”

“duidui,wodidiyeshizheiyanger,erqiewanquanbuzhangjixing,kuguolehaimeibangexiaoshijiuyoukaishile。”

“kanlaiquanguodejiazhangdouzheiyanga,wohaiyiweizhiyouwojiadeshizheiyangni。”

“xiaohaierma,zongshiyouyigegouxianmaoyaotoudesuishude,dengguolezheigenianjijiuhaole。”

“queshi,wojiuhaimeijianguonagehaizimeiyouzheizhongfanrendeshihou。”

“hahaha,zheicidehaizikanqilaihaoxiangdouhenmafan,woyijingkaishiqidaizongyile。”

“biezheji,haiyouzuihouyigejiabinmeiyoudengchangni。”

“wogujizuihouneigexiaohaieryidingshiyigehunshidamowang。diaopidaodanchaochutianji。”

“queshiyidaoyanzudeniaoxing,yibanlaishuozuitinghuadexiaohaierdoushifangzaiqianmiande。yuewanghouyuemafan。”

“hahaha,nitaidongle。”

“期待+1”

“qidai+10086!”

画面再次切出,

shouxianyingruhuamiandeshiyishuangxiuzhangdedabaitui,xiaotuibizhixianxi,zaiyangguangxiafanshechujiankangdeguangze。

yishijian,danmushangqishuashuadedachuleneilianggezi:“haotui!”

zhoutangsuiyideqiaozheerlangtui,fangfosihaobuzaiyizijichuanzhedeshishuiqunyiyang。

talanyangyangdekaozaishafashang,mizheyanjingzhengzaiqieyideshaizhetaiyang。

“kuaidianer,womenyaodanwule。”

shengyinwanzhuan,rugaoshanshangqingliequanshuiliutang,youruchunfengbanhexufumian,hennanxiangxiang,guangshitingshengyinjiuyouyizhongtiansisiqueyoubuzuozuodeganjue。

ranerwangyoumenquezhenjingle:

“***?!womeiyoukancuoba?!zheibushiqianliangtianganghuodegeshouzhoutangma?!tayouhaizile?!!”

“a?aa?!?!”

“zhendejiade?!wanquanmeitingshuoguoa?!”

“wocalei?!bushicaigangchudaocaiganghuoma?!weishadouyouhaizile?!”

“jiarenmensheidonga,benyiweifendeshiyujie,meixiangdaojuranfenlege***?!”

wangyoumenrutongjiandaoleshenmefeiyisuosideshiqing,yigegebukesiyidebaozheshoujidengdaleyanjingjixukanzhe。

zhitinghuamianlilingwaiyibiandeyigezhitongnanshengsuisuiniandao:

“laojie,renjiaqinzizongyi,niqucoushenmerenao?”

“wozheibushiweileyihouzuozhunbeima。”zhoutanglanyangyangdexinkouhuzhoudao。

“neiweishenmedaishangwoa?”zhouchenzhanzaiyigexiaobandengshang,tazhengnazheguochanzaiguolibuduandefanchaozhe,tafenfendekaikouzhiwendao。

cihuayichu,wangyoumendunshihuangrandawu,yuanlaishidaizijidedidishangzongyia.......haiyiweizhoutangyouhaizileni.......

dengyixia!zheixiaohaierganmani?!

fangcaishuhuanxiabiaoqingdewangyouyigegeyouzaicicoujinpingmuzixidekanzhe。

huamianzhong,zhoutangshushufufudekaozaishafashang,tadao:

“niyezhidaoshiqinzizongyi,chuleniwohainengdaishei?”

zhouchenpiepiezui,yaobushizuotianbanyezhoutangyitadexiaojinkuzuojiaohuan,fouzedehua,tacaibukencanjiazheizhongzongyini。youmeiyouqianzhuan。

tamanhanyuanqidejiangzuihouyidaocaifangzaicanzhuoshang,ranhoucaibuqingbuyuandehandao:“chifanle。”

“laila~!”zhoutangtiantiandeyingleyisheng,yigeliyudatingfanshenerqi,tazoudaocanzhuoqiankandaozhuoshangdesicaiyitang,bujinyaoyaotoumanlianxingfudegankaidao:

“aiya,shishanghaishizhiyoudidihaoa。”

shexiangjijujiaofangzaizhuoshangdesicaiyitang:xiahuajiao,zhishihuotuitusijuan,tudousijuanbing,muxujidantang。

suirandongxidouhenjiandan,danshiruguozuochuzheixiedeshizhouchenzheigebasuidehaizi,neijiubujiandanle。

yishunjiandeshijian,danmuzhale。