第1章
“孽子！”
yishengjingleibandenuhe，chenmaomengdizhengkaiyanjing。
ruyanshidiaolianghuadongdemuqifangwu，zijizeshitangzaiyizhanghongmudachuangzhishang。
“zheishina？woshishei......e，woshichenmao。”
chenmaoyouxiepanghuang，gangzuowanyichangshoushu，zhengzhunbeifangsongyixia，jieguoyijuexinglai，shuohaode**shini？
xiayike，fangmendakai，yigebuyinucaihuangmangdechongjinlai，jimangduichenmaoshuodao：“shaoye，buhaole，laoyedaizherenlaizhuaninle！”
“啊？”
chenmaoyouxiebumingsuoyi，dankanzijishenshangdeyifulingluan，jingshiyishengudaijinfu！
zijizawanqilejiaosebanyan？
足疗店新玩法？
陈茂精神一抖。
danjinjiezhe，yiweishencaiweipangdezhongniannanzi，manliannuqidezoulejinlai！
hedechenmaoyuanbenkangfendezhuangtaidunshiyanle，huangmangdejiangtankaideyifushuqilai。
“haonigeniezi，wochenjiadelianmiandoubeinidiujinle，haibuguixia？！”
chenmaoyiting，laoziguitianguidiguifumu，nizheigelaonanrensuanshenmedongxi：“laotou，nishisheia，hairangwoguixia，niyiweinishitianwanglaozibucheng？zhenshiweilaobuzun！”
“为老不尊？”
chenjuzhengtongxinjishou，chadianbeichenmaoyixihuajiqiyunguoqu！
zheishaerziyiyebujian，lianzijidediedouburenle！
zijitangtangdazhousangongzhiyihuochengzheiban，zhenshihuatianxiazhidaji！
“niezhang，nijingrannidiedouburenle，ni，ni！”
“apei，woshinidie，niganmaochongwodie，nibukankannineifuxiongyang！”
chenmaomamalielie，genbenbuxiangxinyanqianzheilaohanshizijideqinshengfuqin。
“haohaohao，maoer，weifuzheimeduonianlai，duinichongaiyoujia，querangnibianchengzheibanmoyang！”
“jinriwobianyaoxingjiafa，rangnixiaozizhidao，jiusuantianwanglaile，yejiubuleni！”
“xuebuqu，hailengzheganshenme，zhengjiafa！”chenjuzhengtongxinjishoudao。
haimeidengchenmaofanyingguolai，zhijianchenjuzhengshenhouhulayisheng，cuanchulaishigerenying，zheizhengshichenjiabuqu，gegeshencaikuiwu，mianrongyanggang，qishijingren！
qizhongyiweizuizhuangqiexionghandebuqu，bianshichenjuzhengkouzhongdexuebuqu！
“choulaotou，nizhaojigejianmeijiaolianjiunengnadezhuwo？”
chenmaochizhiyibi，ranermeixiangdao，zheixuebuquzhishisuikouyiju：“shaoye，maofanle。”
yigezhaomianjiuqingqingsongsongdechenmaojianzhule。
“laotou，youbenshinijiufangkaiwo，rangwogennidantiao！wojueduibudasini！”
chenmaopoyouyifu，renjishisilehunshenruanle，zuiyeshiyingde‘yinghanfengfan’。
“好，好，好！”
youshisangehaozi，chenjuzhengyishinufachongguan，zhizhechenmaodeshouzhidouyoujifenzhenzhan！
dangchenjuzhengqidechouchuyaozhongfanzheyinguangdetieyaodai！
neitieyaodaizhangyuesanchi，youniujinweisheng，shangmianhuansitiepian，jingyingtouliang，hanmangdaodao！
suizheyisongyijindechoulajian，qingcuidexiangshengcongyaodaishangchuanchu！
zheijidaobianxiang，ruleiguaner！rangzuiyingdechenmaozixiaershangchanshengleyizhongyushengjulaidekongju。
bunengyingpeng，zheiwanyierdazaishenshangjueduikegumingxin！
zaichanshengzheigeyishizhihou，chenmaozhitingtingdeguizailedishang：“die，haierhaixiao，qingninfangguowoba！”
kongqifangfoninggu，zhongrenchenmo：“......”
zhennanrengaiyingqideshihouyingyidian，gairuandeshihouruanyixie。
这是陈茂的座右铭。
“maoer，ta，tajingranhuifuruanle。”
“furen，zaitianyoulinga！”
chenjuzhenghoujiegengyan，shoulidetieyaodaixuanzaibankong，jiujiumeiyouchouxia。
liangjiu，chenjuzhengtanlekouqishuodao：“bazheigeniezi......daihuifushang。”
“喏！”
sanxiawuchuer，chenmaojiubeiqiangsaijinleyiliangmachezhong。
yiludedianbo，dianlechenmaoqihunbasu，yilianchuandejiyifuxian，zheicairangchenmaozhidaolezijixianzaibingbushihuozaixiandai，ershiyigemingweidazhoudepingxingchaodai，zijiyigeyixuexibiyemaiyaodexiaoshouchuanyuele。
gangcaiyaochoutadezhongniannanren，zhengshitadefuqinchenjuzheng，dazhouchaosangongzhiyidetaifu！
zhiyuchenjuzhengweihedanu，shiyinweichenmaozuowanweifeizuodai，jingjiangdangjinhuaiwangzhinvqingbo，zuibukeshu！
“woyuanlaizheimedanda......qingbolejunzhu。”
chenmaogankaiwanfen，“nanguailaodieyaochouwo。”
waimiandexuebuqutingdaozheihua，queshianziyaotou。
zaizheizhanganchengnei，wurenbuzhichenmaodehansha，yeshichanghuigenyixieguizuzidinaochuxiemaodunlai。
ketameixiangdaoyixianghanshadeshaoyejingganqingbodangjinjunzhu，haishijiujingshachangdehuaiwangzhinv！
gujijiusuanshihuangshangchumian，yeshinanyixilehuaiwangzhinu。
yebuzhilaoyehuiyongshenmebanfajihuaiwangyigejiaodai！
guoleliangtiaohongzhuanjie，chenmaobei‘dai’huilechenfu。
yirufudi，chenmaojiubeiyaoqiudaidaohouyuancitangfagui，zhiyutaneibianyilaodiechenjuzheng，zemeileshenying。
gujishiquxiangbanfazhaorenbangmangle。
fudihouyuandecitanglengqinganjing，chenmaoquechuqidelengjing。
shiyizhici，qingbolejunzhubianshidazui，jibianyoudangchaotaifudedie，yepashinanjiuqize。
suanle，chedaoshanqianbiyoulu，yudaonantizaishuo。
zhengdangchenmaoguizaicitang，waimianchuanlailecaozadeshengyin。
cishidechenfuwai，shangbaimingshenzhefeiyufudeshiweiqimadaidao，huangujianjiuyijiangzhenggechenfubaowei！
dongdeyisheng，chenfudamenbeihongranzhuangkai！
“chenlaohunzhang，jintianniruoshibujibenwangyigemanyidejiaodai，benwangbianrangnichenjiashangxiajiquanbuning！”
yishendahongchangfu，mianrongxueshoudehuaiwangyibumaijinchenfu，jianmeizhixiafengmangbilu！
chenjiabuqushushirenxunsujijie，shouchigunbang，yanzhenyidai。
ketamenzenmenengdangdezhuzheiqunxunlianyouxudewangfujingbing？
yigezhaomian，yishenyinkaidewangfuhuweijiuqishishangwenyayitou！
“taifuchenjuzheng，baijianhuaiwang。”
“buzhihuaiwangdajia，qiangchuanglaofufushangyouheguigan。”
zhengzaicishi，chenjuzhengcongwuneizouchu，gaoheyishenggongshenyibai，jiangzijideshenfentaileyitai。
gaosuhuaiwang，zijibushineixiechaotanghuanchen，tashizhengyipinsangongtaifu，chenjuzheng！
lunguanzhi，tadediweibudihuaiwangjifen！
hongpaohuaiwangzuijiaoyangqi，yitaishoushuodao：“haoyigechentaifu，benwangyebugennifeihua，niyinggaizhidaowojinridelaiyi。”
“keshiweiquanzierlai？”chenjuzhengmianbugaise，xinquehenxudewendao。
“meicuo，jinrinijiaochuneichenmao，rangbenwangkanleta，niwoenyuanbiankeleduan！”
huaiwangzhandingjietiedeshuodao。
chenjuzhenglianseweibian，benyiweizijiyizhangtaifuzhiming，keyigenhuaiwangzhaoruiyuhuiyifan，keduifangquegenbenbuganmao，zhijieledangdebahuashuokai。
jiushiyaobachenmaojikanle！
zheirangshenweifuqindechenjuzhengzenmenengdaying？
chenjuzhengyanjingyimi，gongjingdeduizhaoruishuodao：“wangye，buzhikeyoushangliangdeyudi？”
“shangliang？hahaha，chaotangtieguchenjuzhengjingranyaogenbenwangshangliang？zhenshiqiwenna！”
zhaoruidaxiaoyisheng，yuqizhongchaofengzhiyijinxianwuyi。
chenjuzhengzaichaotangzhishang，conglaidoushibubeibukangdayilinranzuoshi，congweiyouguobaozanghuoxindewochuoshi。
jinri，zheichenjuzhengjingweilezijiyuchundeerzi，shuochuzheifanhualai，keshirangzhaoruikanlegexiaohua！
“chentaifu，jinrinierziganqingbowonver，tarishibushichentaifujiuganqingbodewoqizi？”
zhaoruiyishengdahe，hedechenjuzhengliansedabian，zheihuaiwangzhendongnule！
“haiqinghuaiwangxinu，wochenjiayimaidanchuan，laofuyeyijinzhiming，weiyouyizi......”
“niweiyouyizi，benwangnandaojiuyouhaojigenver？！”