【e……jiuwojuedehenmeijiaoyangma？zhengzaizhibolujiemuni，zenmedoumeidianzhibosuyangya？】
【dongbeide？neibixuzhichiyibo！】
chengmankanbudaodanmu，tahaizaishouzhifeikuaidizaijiatingqunlifaxiaoxi，shouhuolelaolaohelaoyedelianggedamuzhi。
yiluconghuayuanzouguolai，jiulaidaolexindongxiaowudemenkou，chengmanhaoqidiwanglimianzhangwangleyixia，jiuqiaojianyougenanjiabinyechulaile。
“hello！nicetomeetyou.”
aima！zheishigelaowaia！
chengmanchoulechouzuijiao，kanzheyanqianzheigeyankuangshensui，pifubaixi，toufajiaohuangdewaiguonanren，danaokaishifengkuangyunzhuan。
“halou！halou！hahalou！”
“canihelpyou？”
nanyimikejianzheigenvjiabinsihubuhuishuoyingwen，yushijiuyonglejiandandeyingyujuzi。
“No！”
chengmanbailebaishou，zijilulelugebo，wanlewanxiuzi，tebiehaomaidichongzhemikeyiyangtou:“laowai，niqiaohaole，zhongguoyoujuguhua，jiaolugebowanxiuzi，lanmingyitiaojiushigan。”
Mike？？？
弹幕乐疯了。
【hahahahahahazhongguoyoujuguhua！】
【nanyijueduitingbudong，henhendiyibowenhuashuchuleshuyu！】
【haobiaohandemeizi！jiemuzucongnalizhaolaideren？】
ranhoujiuzaimikejingkongdemuguangzhong，chengmanlinqidaxiangzidabuliuxingdiwanglizou。
jinleketingjiukeyibaxinglixiangtuidaoyibianqule，tazhongyukeyihaohaodalianglimiandebuzhile。
congmenkoujinlaijiushiyigejiweikuanchangdeketing，yourouruandeshafa，pangbianhaiyouyigeshujia，shangmianyougezhongmingzhuheyingwenzazhi。
chengmanduizheixiedoubuganxingqu，ganleyitiaolutayoudianleile，jiuzhuanguotoulaiwenmike:“laowai，zheiyouchidema？”
haimeidengmikeshuohua，talimafanyingguolai，waiguorenyinggaitingbudongzhongguohua。
suoyitayouyongjinshengdeyidianyingwenfanyileyibian:“halou！nizhidaoyoumiximixidema？jiushimiximixi”
mikeyouluchuleyihuodebiaoqing。
【hahahahahahahamiximixi！shentamademiximixi！】
【bushi，zheinvyizheimemeiwenhuama？chifanyongyingwendoubuhuijiang？】
【nayourenshanglaijiuganfandeya？】
【zheinvyihaoxiangshigewenmanga！】
jingguochengmandeyixiliedongzuo，mikedagaicaidaole，buguotahaishikaikoushuo:“wojiaomike，bujiaolaowai，woyenengshuoyidianzhongwen。”
“aiyawoqu！neinizabuzaoshuoni？”chengmanjingle，zheigemikezhongwenhaitinghao。
cantingdezhuozishangyoujiemuzuyijingzhunbeihaodeguopan，liangbianshigesangeyizi，mikedaichengmanzoudaolecanzhuo，zhunbeiruzuo。
【lailelaile！xuanweizhilaile】
danmuyoukaishishualeqilai。
chengmanmeiguanneixie，taxuanleyigeliguopanzuijindeweizhi，kaishidakuaiduoyi:“zheiguotingtianni，bidaobianmaidehao。”
“daobian？”mikejuedetazongnengcongzheigenvyijiabinzuilixuedaohenduodongxi。
“nga，nishinarena？”chengmanhaishiyoudianqiyuejingshende，zhidaozheishizaicanjiajiemu，suoyichixiangshoulianledian，zaijiashangpangbiandegenpaiyizhijiaotaliaotian，suoyizhihaotiaoqihuati。
“a，wolaizikazakhstan。”
“a！lihailihai。”suiranchengmanmeitingdong，danshichuyulimao，tahaishishuqiledamuzhi，ranhoukaishixunwen:“nimenneibianzhurouduoshaoqianyijina？”
mikeyiweizijimeitingqing，lengleyixia:“shenme？zhurou？”
“dui，zhurou，jiushihenghengheng”chengmanweicihaixueleyixiazhudejiaofa，redemikehahadaxiao。
“wohenhaoqi，niweishenmehuiwenzheige……wenti？”mikejuedezheigenvjiabinhaishitingkeaide。