第1章
“ei，tingshuoleme，dianxiabeilvjitile。”
“bukenengba，huanggonglinalaidelv？”
“xixi，jushuoshidianxiaqushanglinyuanyouwan，yudaoletaizifuneiweiqilvzhangshi，feiyaoqumolv**，jieguoneilvjiuliaolejuezi。”
“haizhenshizanmendianxianengzuochulaideshi。dianxiazhijinhunmibuxing，buhuishibeitihuailenaoziba？”
“xixi，jiuzandianxianeinaozi，haiyonglvtime？”
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huanggongyijiao，jiuhuangzijuchu，lianggeshinvjijiguguyilunbuting，quandoubeitangzaichuangshangdeqinguotingjinerli。
tazaoyixinglai，zhishishentiruguiyachuangyibandongdanbude。
danzheijushentilidebuzaishidazhouchaojiuhuangziqinguo，ershichuanyuezheqinguo。
cike，yuanzhudejiyizhengruchaoshuibanyongrutadenaodai。
tazhengshenchudeshiyigeguohaowei【zhou】dediguo，dangjinbixianianhaowei【xuanwu】，shijianshixuanwushibanian。
yuanzhubianshiwudidedijiugeerzi。
buguo，wudiqueyoudianduibuqitadenianhao，suiranzhanjuzhongyuanzhidi，yongbingbaiwan，danzaihezhoubianguojiadezhanzhengzhonglianchibaizhang，shifenbiequ。
buguozheiyiqieheyuanzhudoumeishenmeguanxi，yinweitashiwudizuibuxihuandehuangzi，neibayizilunyelunbudaota。
yinweitashiwudijiuhouluanxing，gengongnvshengxiadehaizi。
gengbuxingdeshi，yuanzhudemuqinzaishengtashinanchanqushi，eryuanzhusihuyeyincisunshangledanao，shengxialaijiuyouqingweidezhilizhangai。
俗称傻子。
wudijiangcishiweizijidechiru，guerjitaqimingqinguo。
diebutengmeiniangai，qinguoyougongnvfuyangzhangda，weiyideaihaojiushiqushanglinyuanheneixiedongwuwanshua。
danshijintianyizaotaqushanglinyuanshi，queyiwaizhuangjiantaizihezhenbeidajiangjunzhengzaiyiqimimou。
wudisuirandazhanghencai，danduijunquanjiqimingan，zuijihuihuangzigoujiebianjiangzhongchen，yuanzhuzaishayezhidaozijikandaolebugaikandeshi。
tadangshijiuxianglikai，yizhuanshenquezhuangshangletaizifuneiweiqilvzhangshi，huangluanzhixiapengdaolv**，ranhoujiubeiliaolejuezi。
zheijiushiqinguochuanyuedequanguocheng。
【quanliyuchaoqiangdefuhuang，goujiezhongchendetaizi，wonangfeibenzun......zheishishenmeshuangwenkaijua！】
qinguomomotucaozhe，pansuanzijigaizuoshenme。
haoburongyichuanyueyihui，zenmezheyedezuoyizuoneibayizi，buranbushibailaileme？
danzijikaijutaicha，zaichaozhonghaowugenji，yaoxiangcuanwei——budui，yaoxiangtifuhuangfenyou，weiyoushouwozhongbing，qingjunce！
去边疆，搞兵权！
zijihaodaiyeshiershiyishijidejianpanqiangzhe，gezhongjunshililunjingdianzhanlizhanlveyouxixinshounianlai，haiyoujiunianyiwuhuaxuewulishuangxuewei，zenmezheyebihunchidengsiqiangba？
buguo，wudibabingquankandebiminggenzihaizhong，zijiyoubushoudaijian，yaozenyangcainenggaodaobingquanni？
jiuzaitatoutengzhishi，wuwaihuranchuanlaiyizhenchaorangzhisheng。
“wangzhangshi，dianxiazhijinhunmiweixing，bubiantanwang，haishiqinghuiba。”
“heng，nigejianbiyeganlanwo？wofengtaizizhimingqianlaitanbing，nandaoniganweikangtaizidelingzhima？”
qinguotingchuxianqianshuohuadeshifuyangyuanzhuzhangdadegongnv，muqiugugu；
erlingyigenanzishengyinzeshitaizifuneiweiqilvzhangshi。
【shenmetanbing，fenmingshipawobataizigoujiezhenbeidajiangjundeshiqingshuochuqu，laikankanwosilemeiyou！】
【jiusuanwofashibushuochuqu，tamenkongpahaishihuisharenmiekou，zhiyousirencainengzhenzhengbaoshoumimi！】
【fanzhengwozhishigebudechongdehuangzi！】
xiangdaozheili，qinguobujinxintouhuoqi，renweidaozu，woweidapao，buhongsiniwogennixing！
zheiyifanu，qinguofaxianzijishenshangdeguiyachuangjingxiaoshile，talikepaleqilai，chaomenwaihandao：“muqiugugu，rangwangzhangshijinlaiba！”
“a，dianxianinxingle！”
muqiugugudeshengyindanyouzhongzazhejifenhuanxi，lianmangkaimenjiangwangfangyinlejinlai。
wangfangdadalieliezoujinwunei，jianleqinguoyebuxingli，jingbikongchaotianlenghengyisheng，yinyangguaiqishuodao：
“heng，jiudianxiazheilidemenjiankezhengaoa，wofengtaizizhimingqianlaitanbing，jingranlianmendouburangjin，zhenshihaodadejiazi！”
wangfangchushenmingmen，youshitaizijinchen，yuanbenjiuqiaobushangnuoruochishadejiuhuangzi，ruofeitazhuangpoletaizimihuizhenbeidajiangjunzhishi，tagenbenbuxielaici。
脏了自己的脚！
dianneishinvfenfenzhuantoukanxiangqinguo，muqiugugugengshilianshangtonghong，shangqianyibuxiangyaotiqinguofenbian，quebeiqinguoyishengdaheheleyitiao。
“大胆！”
qinguoshengsejuli，zhizhewangfangnudao：“wonaidazhouhuangzi，nijianlewo，weihebubai？”
wangfangyuanbenxiangxianjiqinguogexiamaweide，danxianzaiqueshizijibeiheleyitiao。
tayouxiemeifanyingguolai，dailenglengdao：“wonaitaizifuzhangshi......”
“我乃陛下亲子！”
qinguodefanyinggengjiabaolie，chaoqishenbianchabeirengleguoqu，padeyishengzazaiwangfangetou，chabeipengransuilie，xianxuehunzhechashuicongtadeetouhuanhuanliulexialai。
“niyanzhongzhiyoutaiziquemeiyoubixia，daodishihejuxin？”
“nandaonixiangmoufanma？”
qinguodeshengyinjida，【xiangmoufanma】sizizaidadianzhongbuzhuhuidang，basuoyourendoukanshale。
renjiazhishiqiaobuqini，zenmejiuhemoufancheshangguanxile？
zheihaishineigechishanuoruodejiuhuangzima？
nandaozhenbeilvtihuailenaozi？
ganshouzheetoudejutong，wangfangdezuichunyijingqidaofadou，zhanweiweishuodao：“ni，nixuekoupenren！woduibixiazhongxingenggeng，tianrikejian！”
kanzheduifangqijibaihuaideyangzi，qinguolianshangdenurongjianjianxiaosan，tafudishenzi，xiangyizhizerenershidemenghu，dingzhewangfangwendao：“neinijianlebenhuangzi，weihebubai？”
chiru，chiru，qichidaru！
wangfangneixinwubibeifen，daolecishitaruhebuzhiqinguoshizaijietifahui，yishiyaren。
wanwanmeixiangdao，zheigexianglaichishanuoruodejiuhuangzijingshigexinjichenshendehenlajiaose，yiqianzhenshixiaokantale！
danshiyizhici，youbudetabuditou。
wangfangqiangyaxindidebeifen，chaoqinguogongshenxinglidao：“xiaguantaizifuzhangshiwangfang，baijianjiudianxia。”
wangfangjiangtoumaidehendi，buxiangrangdirenkandaozijiqurudeyanlei。
ranhoutakandaoleyizhidajiaoyazi。
qinguocongtashangfanqi，yijiaobawangfangtifanzaidi，youchongshangquyidunluanchuai，bianchuaihaibianmadao。
“goudongxi，jingganmabenwangderenshi
jianbi，nisuanshenmedongxi？”
zhongshinvhedehuarongbianse，muqiugugugengshiganjueyanqianyihei，zheikeshitaizijinchen，dianxiarucizheru，zheibushidataizidelianma？
“dianxia，buyaozaidale，qieshenshoudianweiqubusuanshenme，qianwanbunengdezuitaizia！”
qinguotingdaozheihua，fanerdadegengqijingle。
“gugu，nibubiquanwo，wojintianfeidasizheigoudongxibuke！”
“zheigoudongxiqifuwoyejiusuanle，haiganrumawoshenbianderen，shikeren，shubukeren？”
tingdaozheihua，muqiugugugandongdeyitahutu，danlazheqinguodeliqiyegengdale。
“dianxia，dianxia，zaizenmeshuotayeshitaizideren，nidaleta，yihoukezenmebana！”
qinguoyouchuailehaojijiao，kandaodishangdewangfangzuijiaotuxuecaizhongyutinglexialai。
tapailepaimuqiugugudejianbang，anweishuodao：“gugufangxin，cishiwoziyouduice。”
shuowan，tayoukanlekanzhouweimianluqicanshinv，gaoshengjiaodao：“nimenyebubidanxinshouqianlian，yirenzuoshiyirendang，wozheijiuxiangfuhuangqingzuiqu！”
shuoba，qinguodaxiuyihui，chuanzheqinyibianjingzhichumenqule。
“fanle，fanle，wokeshitaizimenxia......”
wangfangmoquzuijiaoxianxue，zhengzhazhepaqilaigenleshangqu。
tayaogaodaotaizineili，tayaogaodaobixianeili，tayaorangjiuhuangzishenbaiminglie！
cichoububao，shibuweiren！
muqiuguguleiyanposuodikanzhemenwai，tabumingbai，dianxiaweishenmeturanxiangshibianleyigerenside。
nandaodianxiabeilvtileyijiao，fanerkaileqiao？
kejintianmingmingzhishiyijianxiaoshi，weishenmefeidenaodani？
dezuiletaizi，yihoukezenmebana。
tazenmeyexiangbudao，qinguojiushiweilebashiqingnaoda！
bubashiqingnaoda，zenmerangfuhuangzhuyidaozijizheigebudechongdehuangzi？
bubashiqingnaoda，zenmechujingqugaobingquanni？