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jintianshiwodaoxinbanjibaodaodediyitian。
gangzoujinjiaoshi，yanqianturanyongchuyiduidanmu：
【youchunyouhuaidepinkunshengbuyinggaidouzaidashanlifalanfachouma？weishenmeyaochulaiexinrena！woxianzaizhenxiangzuanjinpingmuliyibazhangshansita！】
【bieji，womendexiaobaheguaiguaixiaobaituyijingzhongshengle，tamenkendingbuhuifangguozhei**wanyide。】
wozheicaizhidaoyuanlaizijishiyifuchoushuangwenlideedunvpeifangqiu，shangbeizibanannvzhuhaisi，xianzaitamenshuangshuangzhongshenglaizhaowofuchoule。
congdanmudezhiwoshizenyangbanannvzhuhaisihou，woturanyoudianxiangxiao。
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zheinannvzhuzhishizhongshengeryi，youbushibanaozihuanlebiancongmingle，wogenbenbudaipade。
nuliyayizhuxiaoyihou，wodengtaijinxingziwojieshao。
zhihoulaoshizhilezhijiaoshizuilibiandekongzuowei，shuoneishiwodezuowei。
erzheizuoweipangbianzhengpazaizhuomianshangshuidexiangdegaodanansheng，jiushinanzhulinxingye。
【laile，tayaoguyixiyinlinxingyezhuyile！】
wozhidaozheishijuqingxuyao，danwojiubuanjuqingzoule，zhijiegenlaoshikaikou：
“laoshi，wozhangdeai，zuoneilihuikanbudaojiangtai，yingxiangxuexide，keyimafanlaoshizaijiwoxuangexinzuoweima？”
这时弹幕又吐槽我：
【sizhuangjie，wanyuqinguzongshima？zhenexin[outu]】
danyinweixianzaiquanbanzhiyouneiyigekongwei，laoshijiurangwoxiandaoneilizuoxia，tayaoxianjinxingkaoliangxiediao，zaizhengqujiwohuangeheshideweizhi。
woyelijielaoshi，jiunazhedongxiganjinzoudaolinxingyezuoweipang，qingtarangyirang，rangwojinqu，kebunengdanwulaoshishangkele。
buliaowozheifandongzuoyouyindedanmufengkuangtucao：
【kantazheifudeyizuilian，kendingyiweizijihentebie，yijingxiyindaolinxingyezhuyile[outu]】
【heng！tazuomeng！womendexiaobayanlizhiyouwomenyouxiangyouruandeguaiguaixiaobaitu，jiusuanta**yifuzailinxingyemianqiandaolichishi，linxingyeyebuhuikantayiyande。】
wojuedezheixiedanmuyingxiangdaowole，danyouwufaguanbi，zhinengjinlianghushi。
wozaiciqinglinxingyerangyirang，dantahaishisizhuyiyangpazaizhuoshangbudongdan。
wozhuantouqiuzhulaoshi，laoshiyenatameibanfa。
wozhengyumenshi，danmuyouzaiwoyanqianfengkuangbengda：
【eduxinjibiaohaizaizhuangjianchigouyinlinxingye，zhijiekuaguoqubuxingma？feiyaozhuang，jiuxianggouyinlinxingyekantayiyan！】
【buguozheiyeshizaixiaobaheguaiguaixiaobaitujihuazhizhongde，kantazheisaoyang，kendingyijingxihuanshanglinxingyele！】
【woshishuangjiedang，xiwanglinxingyejiusuanweilefuchoujiayiduitahao，yebuyaopengdaota，buranhuiexinsiwode。】
zheidanmuyueshuoyuelipu，buguodaoyejiwochulegehaozhuyi。
woxianzixiguancha，querenlinxingyehoubeiyouqifu，haihuozhehou，bashubaoxianrengjinlelimiandeyizishang。
suihouyoujiaowanghoutuidaojizhi，zuoshoufuzhulinxingyedeyibei，jinjiezhequanshenfaliqingqingtiaoqi，xiangdanshoutiaolanganneiyangzhijiechengqishenti，conglinxingyetoudingyiyueerguo。
woxiaoshihoumeitianzhiyouyigemantouchi，edeshoubuleshihuijiandidiguyirengzaidishangdedongxichi，beimamafaxianhoujiuhuibeitazhuizhewangsilida。
weilehuoming，wozaojiulianjiuyishenkuaisukuayuegezhongzhangaiwudejiqiao，zheiququyigeshuidexiangsizhuyiyangderen，buzaihuaxia，yiyuejiuguo，liantayigentoufasidoumeipengdao。
wogangluodi，linxingyemengditaiqitou，bukezhixinwangzhewo。
弹幕疯狂涌现：
【huaile，rangzheichunhuozhuangshangle，linxingyenikantaganma！meikandaowomendeguaiguaixiaobaituliansedoubianlema？haibuganjinhonglaopoqu！】
【wodaojuedezheishilinxingyedecelve，womendouzhidaolinxingyedemeiliyouduoda，kanzheiqiongguiyiyan，zheiqiongguikendingjiulunxian，duilinxingyeaidaowufazibale。】
【daoshilinxingyezaibatahenhenshuaidiao，takendinghuishangxinyujue，daoheijiubamaizui，ranhoubeiyiqunhunhun**sidiao，rangtayechangchangshangbeiziwomendeguaiguaixiaobaitucansideziwei！】
【nvexinyounveshen，zheizhenshiwojianguodezuiwanmeifuchoujihuale！】
就这？
xiaosi，jiuzheitouzhishizhangdepiaoliangdechunzhu，zaiwoyanlilianyikuaihongshaozhutidoubibushang，wozenmekenenghuixihuanshangta。
woqiangrenwuyu，beiduizhelinxingyezhenglikezhuo。
“tongxue，zheikezhuoshangdedongxishinidema？”
wodekezhuoshangduimanlanqiu，shuben，naichadenggezhongzawu，meiyouyidiankongxi，bixuyaoqinglidiaocainengbuyingxiangwoshangke。
danlinxingyemeiyoubiaotai，zhishituozhexiaba，guzuoshenchenwangzhewo。
【a！linxingyehaoshuaia！danweishenmeyaobianyizheichunhuoa！suiranwozhidaozheiyeshifuchoudeyibufen，danzheichunhuomingmingyijingxihuanshanglinxingyele，ganjinbatashuaidiaoba！】
我是真的要吐了。
zheixiedanmudoushiweirenfadeba。
haiyouyanqianzheiren，yeshitingbudongrenhuadeweirenba？
唉......