tadeemingyijingchuanbianlezhenggexuexiao，meiyourenbuzhidaotayijingbushigujiaqianjin，haibajiuzhanquechaodezhenqianjintuixialoudeshiqingle。
qudaoguojibandelushang，tashoudaodeyanshendouhenqiguai，danyuqibuzaiyi，zhishaoyourenzaiguanzhuta，zheikebidanglongtaoshihoudedaiyuhaoduole。
zheizhongqingkuangyizhichixudaojinruguojiban，zheilishourongzhezhenggenianduanzuibuxuewushu，zuidandabaotian，zuibutinghua，jiashiyeshizuixianhedeyiqunxuesheng。
yuqileguandixiang，shuobudinghainengzhaodaofenguanjiadegongzuodangdangni。
tazoujinguojibanjiaoshideyishunjian，shoudaodeyanshenyebusuanyoushan，jiaoshilianjingleyishunjian，henkuaidajiayougezishuogezidehua，meirenlihuita。
yuqiyebuzaiyi，ziguzipengzheshujinlai，kanleyiquan，zhiyouzuihouyipaidejigeweizhishikongde。
yibanlaishuo，zheizhongkaohoudeweizhishiliujixiaobazhujiaozuode，tazheizhongxiaonpcjiushizuozhongjiandeming，meixiangdao……zhujiaozhiweijuranmeirenzuo？
yuqiyizhiyougedangzhujiaodexin，suoyitayiranjueran，yiwufangu，mubuxieshidizoudaolezuihouyipaijiaoluo。
lizhujiaodeweizhiyuejin，tadexinjiutiaodeyuekuai，biaomiankansilengjing，zhijianquejibukechadiqueyuequqi。
zuodaole！takuaiyaozuodaole！
zoudaodaoshudierpaideweizhi，shenqianquetuwudichuxianyidaoshoubei，shaonianjunlianaoran，diaoerlangdanghoukaozaiyizishang，dangzhuletadequlu。
yuqitingzhujiaobu，“rangwochongxianhaishijiancai，zheimehao？”
shaonianlianyihei，“shuoshenmenini，zheilibuhuanyingni。”
“niaihuanyingbuhuanying，helaoshishuoqu。”tafanlegebaiyan，qutuitadeshou，meihuidong。
gen**delanchedianzhaside。
yuqipieleyiyantazidaiderenwuchuchangpangbai：
【chizhao，dingjihaomenzhiyidechijiaxiaoshaoye，gaodashouxue，zhangtuizaixiaoxiaodezuoweishangxianranyouxieweiqu，tameiyandandanranzhejifengdexiao，fengmunongmei，haiweiwanquanzhangkaidewuguanshaoledianchengshuweidao，danjingzhiganjing，jieaobuxun。
yitouzhanlantoufa，zaixueshengbiandidexiaoyuanlihenshireyan，danshengyingmeiyouxueshengbunengranfadetiaoli，laoshimenyejiuzheyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。】
tazheimesaoguoqu，yezheimemiansedanrandinianchulaile，“chizhao，dingjihaomenzhiyidechijiaxiaoshaoye。”
chizhaoyileng，suiyidazaituishangdelingyishou，huanmandiquqilai。
suiranchijiashihenyouqianmeicuo……dan“dingjihaomen”jigezizheimeshuochulaijiuyoudiangangaleba！
“shenxinggaodashouxue，zhangtuizaixiaoxiaodezuoweishangxianranyouxieweiqu。”
“……”
chizhaoshenqingzhujiansumu，huanhuanzuozhishenti，dakaidahedetuiyebuyouzizhuheshang。
yuqideshixianzaitalianshangsaolaisaoqu，sihushizaizuzhixingrongci，“tameiyandandanranzhejifengdexiao，fengmunongmei……”
chizhaoyanpihenhenyitiao，“……bieshuole。”
“haiweiwanquanzhangkaidewuguanshaoledianchengshuweidao，danjingzhiganjing，jieaobuxun，yitouzhanlantoufa……”
“rangnibieshuole！”chizhaodelianzhangdetonghong，buzhidaoshiqidehaishigangade，zongzhibaixidejunlianrutonglizhibanhongdedixue。
tacongxiaojiuzhidaozijidelianzhangdehaokan，dan……conglaimeirendangzhetademianyongzheimegangadeciyuxingronga！
yuqimoudifeikuaishanguoyidaocuxiadexiaoyi，yuanlaidangzhongniantamendewaimaomiaoxie，huidoudetamentiaojiaoa——
tahaoxiangyoudianzhaodaozheigejinshouzhidelequle。
“neinidaoshibashounakairangwozoua。”yuqichongtanunuzui，shiyibatadeshouyikai。
“niyaozhuandaowomenban？”chizhaozhoulezhoumei，“nihainengjinguojiban？”
“nizheizhongrennengdoujin，wozheizhongxiaoxiannvzenmejiubunengjinle？”
yuqisaoleyiquan，tamenzheilidedongjingyijingyinqibanlirendezhuyi，gegedoutoulaikanrenaodemuguang，raoyouxingzhidikanzhetabeidiaonan。
taxiaomimidikaikou，“suoyourendefenshujiaqilaidougoubuzhemanfenxian，menjianyouhengaoma？”
tangqiangdetongxuemen：“……”
chizhaoshejiandingledingsai，yanshenyouyouluozaitalianshang，“juedewomenbanchengjibuhao，kanbushangneijiubielaia，nichengjiyouhenhaoma？dao、shu、di、yi？”
shuohoumianjigezideshihou，tawanweidigouchun，keyidiyigeziyigeziwangwaibeng。
“zenmehuini？”yuqibadongxifangzaitazhuoshang，pailepaitadejianbang，yijiuxiaoyinyinde，xingyanwanchengleyueyazhuang，“suoyiwolaizheiliganghaoya。”
chizhaoyanshenweishan，siyatouzuilihai，xiaodehaitingtian。
“sheirangnipengbenshaoyele。”taceshenbikaitapaizijijiandeshou，danshouxianqididanledan，xiangshipengshangleshenmehuichenyiyang。
yuqishixianwangxiasaoleyiyan，turankaikou，“shouyizhijuzhebusuanma？”
chizhaomeixiangdaotaturanguanxinziji，yileng，fanyingguolaihouxunsuhuiyitiaoxinditiaomei：“busuan。”
“xing，neijiujixujuzheba。”yuqikanleyiyanqiangshangdeshizhong，“lizaozixikaishihaiyoushifenzhong，jixuju，bierangwokandaonishoudou。”
zhenjushifenzhonghainengyidongbudong，zhijieshoushishoushiqushangchangtingchechangyingpinba。
当拦车闸。
迟昭：“……”
shazicaitingtadehuajushifenzhong，bidounabuqilailehaoma。
tafenfenshouhuishou，baozaoyounatameibanfa：“gungungun。”
yuqibaoqizijidedongxi，waiwainaodaitianxiao：“xiexietongxue。”
“bukeqi。”xienidaye。
luguoshi，chizhaohaitebiebumandiguyifachuyisheng“chi”。
yuqizhengyaozou，turanjuedezheigemeinaozideqianzhuohuijizijibenjiuheiandexiaoyuanshenghuoyouzengtianyisiyinmai，gulegusai，juedingjinggaotayixia。
“chabuduodelea，nibieyiweinishigejianzitoujiulebuqi，xianganwushiduisheidouhao，zhidaoma？”
chizhaoshunjianzhamao，“nishuosheishijianzitou！”
“sheitoufashilansedewojiushuoshei。”
“……”aiyazheisiyatou。
chizhaosaoleyiyanzhuoshangdedongxi，qinghengyisheng，“xuezhadaidedongxihaitingduo。”
“你说谁是学渣？”
“sheikaodaoshudiyiwojiushuoshei。”tadeyidibatadehuashudiuhuiqu。
yuqibadongxifangzaishuzhuoshang，tengchushoufushenkanta，shuangshouyazaizhuozishang，piaoliangdexingmouzhongmanshizhizaibidedeliangguang：
“jianzitou，nijiwojizhu，xiayicikaoshi，nideweizhi，huishiwode。”
yuqiqinghengyisheng，baozhezijidedongxizuozaitashenhoudekongweishang。
chizhaobeitadeyanshenhaizhu，yishizhenglengzaiyuandimeifanyingguolai，haoxiaozhang，juranxiangyaotadewei——
buduia，tabushidaoshudierma？！
shuodegenkaonianduandieryiyang！
“yuqi，tashinianduandaoshudier。”youtongxuehaoxintixingta，“henizhichayiming。”
“wozhidaoa。”yuqizhenglizhewenjuhekeben，“woxiayicikaogedaoshudier，hesinimen。”
“……笑死我们？”
“吓死你们！”
“……”daodinenghesishei？