第一章 攻略霸总小说男主失败

diyizhanggonglvebazongxiaoshuonanzhushibai

zuoweibazongwenlideedunver,

jiranbunengwanchengrenwugonglvenanzhu,

neiwojiufafengexinsinimensuoyouren。

zainanzhudecanjiaoshengzhong,wozhijieqiangwenlenvzhu。

zaiyiniutou,wojingchenglenanzhudesaozi。

1.

「liwanwan!woshuomeishuoguo,buxujinwofangjian!」

luhuaijingzhuaqichuangshangdewaitaohuluanjiwoguozaishenshang,

culudibawotuichumenwai。

buzhiheshi,lingxuanzhanzailemenkou,

眼睛红红的,

显然刚刚哭过了。

「xuanxuan,nitingwojieshi,bushinikandaodezheiyangde。」

luhuaijingshoumangjiaoluandijieshizhe,

cishidelingxuanshunshikudaozaitahuaili,

zhenggerenkuaiyaosuidiaoleyiyang。

wochuanzhezhensidiaodaishuiqunzhanzaipangbian,

kanzhetaliangqingbuzijin、pangruowurendejiewen,

默默竖起了中指。

huidaochelihou,daizhedongbeikouyindejixieshengxiangqi。

「dajie,zhaonizheigejindu,shashihoucainenggonglvediaonanzhua?」

woqijibaihuaidichaotasaqi:「haibushinixiangchulaideguirenwu,zheibenlaijiushibenbazongxiaoshuo,nanzhuainvzhuaidesiquhuolaide,zenmekenengneimeqingyiaishangwo,kuangqiewohaishigeedunver。」

「buguan,fanzhengniyaoshiwanchengbulerenwu,nijiuyibeizidaizaizheibenshuliba~」

「hei,nigexiaoxitong,haigenwozhuaiqilaile,xinbuxinwozhalenizheibenshu?」

suizheyigudianliushengxiaoshi,

我知道它又跑了。

haoa,zijidaoshixiaosakuaihuo,liuxiawokubiganhuotiniwanchengkpi。

kanwozenmesisuinizheibenposhu!

不是想让我上位吗?

wopianbu,wojiubailan,wojiufafeng!

2.

diertian,woyigaiwangrimingyuanqianjinfengdechuandalaixuexiaoshangke,

qishijiushigangchuanjinlaizheibenshu,gaogenxiezoubuguan。

woyouranzidedicongbaolinachudiannao,

zhouweirenkanzhewoyilunfenfen。

「nikanliwanwan,tangtanglishijituanqianjindaxiaojie,zenmehewomenchuandechabuduo?」

「xiashuoshani,nikantaneitiaopingpingwuqideniuziku,wodebashikuai,tadegujiyaojialianggeling!」

「wocaiatashixiangxuerenjialingxuan,sheibuzhidaoluhuaijingxihuanlingxuan,tadangranyaotouqisuohaoya~」

......

houmiandehuayuechuanyuelipu,

guorannvzhuguanghuanhenqiangda。

turanjiaoshimenkouchuanchuyizhenjianjiao,

luhuaijingyishenbitingdexizhuang,bizishanghaijialeyifusaobaomojing。

yilugongzhubaozhelingxuanzoudaoweizhishang,

ranhoubugupangrensihuokaishiqinzuier。

yifannilaiwowanglachehou,

liangrencaiyiyibushefenkai,

bazongzuishanghaicanliuzhejingyingdeliangsi。

pangbiandenpcmenanzhaojuqinggezhongjianjiaohuanhu,

nandaozhiyouwoyigerenxiangyuema?

xushiwodebiaoxiantaigegeburu,lingxuandingzheyizhangbeiqinhongdezuichunchaowofanan。

「buhaoyisiya,wanwan,shibushidaraodaonixuexile?」

我还没反应过来呢,

tayoushenqingkanleyiyanpangbiandeluhuaijing,xiuseyixiao。

「sheiranghuaijingzheimeaiwoni?lutaiyuan,pawozouguolaitaileile,suoyijiuyilubaozhewo。zhenshide,guainanweiqingde~」

luhuaijingjieguohuacha,shenqingkuankuanzhushizheta:「wodenvren,zhiyaoyouwozai,keyibuyongzijizoulude。」

wuyusile,zheikeshilixiaomenkouzuijindejiaoxueloule。

500米都走不动?

废物!

zheimechadenvsheng,zenmekenengshibazongxiaoshuolidenvzhu?

yibannvzhuderenshebudoushizhengzhi、yonggan、shanliang、shijinqianrufentudema?

wobabaopengdiyishengzazaizhuoshang,

大步走到凌萱面前,

yixunleibujiyanerdaolingzhishiyibajiangtadehounaoshaoanguolai,

ranhoubuguzhouweirendejinghu,

重重贴上她的唇,

fanfumonian,jiuchashenshetoule。

luhuaijinghedeyibiancanjiao,yibiandalifenkaiwomenliangdezui。

woyongshoubeixiaosadicalecazui,

dingzhexiabachaotapaomeiyan。

「huaijing,nishuowomenliangzheisuanbusuanshijianjiejiewenla?」

tazhizhewo「ni,ni」shuolebantian,lengshibiebuchuyigepi。

凌萱也是一脸懵逼,

xiangshihaimeicongwodefashirewenzhonghuiguoshenlai。

kanlaiwodewenjihaishihenbucuode~

3.

jingguoqiangwenshijianhou,luhuaijingbalingxuankandegengjinle。

meiciwomensangeouyushi,

tadoudangzaiqianmian,zuochufangyuzitai。

切,傻登儿。

fandaoshitashenhoudelingxuankanwodeyanshenheyiqianbiandebuyiyangle。

yeyeyitongdianhuajiangwohanhuilejia,

kanzheyanqianjingdiaowoxiabadezhuangyuan,

wocaixiangqilaiwoxianzaikeshiyouqianren,chaojifusandai!

haoye!wojuedingsidoubulikaizheibenshule。

buzhidaoweishenme,jintianketinglidefenweiyichangdiyayi。

yeyelunqiguaizhangzasuilemianqiandelvpixiangchaji。

woxintong,zheiwanyikezhiqianle。

「跪下!」

wobudongshengsekanzhezaichangderen,haoqishisheichunuleyeye。

turanpangbiandexiaomaputongyishengguizaidishang,

yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyangdiluoxialai。

shuangshouhaichezhewodequnbaipinmingqiurao。

zheigebiwodashisuidexiaoma,shiwobababuzhidaocongnalidaijinmendexiaolaopo。

buguohaimeichezheng,bushoufalvbaohu。

suoyitahenhuizuoxiaofudi,jielitaohaojialidemeigeren。

kexitaduzibuzhengqi,daoxianzaiyemeishenggeyinanbannv。

「wanwan,shiwomilexinqiao,keshiwoyeshiweilezanmenjituanya!」

「shenmeshihoujituandeshixuyaonizheigelailibumingdenvrenchashoule?niyaoshiyouzizhizhiming,zheigejiahainengjinikoufanchi。keniyaoshibushihaodai,wojiuhuirangnisiwuquanshi!」

yeyenishiyouraptianfude。

xiaomajianqingkuangbumiao,youniutoupudaobabajiaoxia,toudoukedezhiliuxue。

babaxintengdititacashizheejiaodexue,

xiaoshengshitanzhe:「ba,yaobujiuraoletazheiyiciba,bijinghaimeiniangchengdahuo。」

guaizhangzazaidishangfachudemenxiang,xiangshizaijinggaota,

zheigejiahailunbudaowobazuozhu。

「wanwandaxuedouhaimeibiyeni,nijiujizhebatajiachuqu,womenlijiahaiyongbuzhemaisunnvqushangyelianyinhuoli。」

daozheiliwojibensuanshimingbaile,

xiaomazheishiyouzaiwobaneilichuileshenmezhenbianfeng。

shangyelianyinbujinmingtoushangguodequ,

hainengchenjibawotichulijia,

zheiyangtagenghaozuoweizuofule。

wodingzhetaweiweilongqidexiaofu,zuijiaolieqiyimoxiao。

「yeye,yaohewolianyindeshinajiaya?」

fanzhengneigeluhuaijingwoyeqiaobushang。

yeyeyoudianweinandikaikou:「wanwan,wozhidaoniyizhixihuanlujianeixiaozi,danshinaihetayanxia,jingranbuxihuanni。nishoudeweiquyeyedouzhidao。」

「zheigelujiani,haiyougedaerzi,shiluhuaijingtongfuyimudegege,zhibuguoyizhiyangzaiguowai,zuijincaihuilaikaishijieshougongsi。」

woyanjingshunjianliangle,chanzheyeyezoujinshufang。

pobujidaidiyaokanzhaopian。

「**!」

yeyebeiwodecubizhiyanheleyitiao,jingyadikanzhewo。

这特么也太帅了吧!

陆家还有这种货色!

zuozheyetaibuzhangyanle,zheicaishituotuodebazong!